Chapter 9: QUIZ TIME!
Okaaaay. So things are a little bit shaky. Question is "What now?"
A.) Pretend everything is okay and don't listen to anybody who says otherwise. (Practice this: la la la la la la I can't hear you la la la la")
"La la la la la"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT?! GET BACK TO WORK!"
"Hai, Godaime-sama."
"Man, I need a drink"
B.) Ask your partner if they have any friends that are as cute as they are , but way less irritating .
"Hmmm.. let's see..
Ino – uglier than Sakura, and definitely more irritating
Hinata – obviously likes Dickless, but Dickless does not seem to notice
Ten ten – who?"
C.) Well, I don't know. What do people do with old stinky bitches when they start to get shaky?
Answer: This depends. If you're gross, you can't be that picky. You might have to repair this relationship. But if you're really hot. You might be entitled to expect something better.
"THAT'S IT! SINCE I AM DEFINITELY NOT GROSS, I CAN BE PICKY! BESIDES, I DESERVE SOMETHING BETTER! THAT'S BECAUSE I'M REALLY HOT!"
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