A/N This is for Mrshanky, who requested a Lucaya/Smarkle long school bus ride.
"Alright! Everyone on the bus! Today we go to the Natural History Museum, it's a long bus ride, so everyone choose your seats carefully!"
"I can't believe she ditched me! For Farkle!" Cried Maya as she slouched into the seat next to the cowboy, who looked up from his book when she tossed her bag onto him.
"Hey, what's wrong with me?!" Asked a very offended Farkle, who was dusting of the bus seats.
"Your dusting the bus seats, Farkle. Dusting bus seats." She replied, sticking her tongue out at the genius.
"Um, do you know how many butts have touched these seats?!" The boy recoiled back, not wanting to lose yet another battle with the blonde.
"Yea, well, do you know how many butts have touched your seat in class? The subway? Riley's sofa?" She paused and smiled. "Actually, I know about a few other things that have happened on Riley's sofa. And they've probably happened on the subway too."
Farkle's face turned into pure disgust and he put the duster back in his bag. "Nice Maya. Real nice." He said, still grossed out by the information he had just received.
"Why thank you! I try ever so hard!" The blonde spit back sarcastically, dropping all the rest of her stuff on Lucas again.
"You know, there is a luggage compartment right up there." The other blond said, pointing up to where he had stored his bags.
"I need all this stuff." She stated, as she pulled a leopard print brush out of her bag. "Do you want me to bug you the whole ride? Because I could do that instead."
"Uh actually, feel free to keep all your stuff wherever you need too." The Texan replied, looking back at his book.
Riley then came jumping excitedly on the bus holding Smackle's arm rather tightly.
"HEY GUYS OMGOSH GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT? MY DAD LET ME DRINK COFFEE! IT'S SO GOOD HAVE YOU GUYS EVER HAD COFFEE IT'S REALLY SO GOOD!" Riley shrieked in one breathe as Smackle winced from her friends loud sudden outburst.
Maya just smiled. "Good luck Farkle!" The girl said evilly, silently thankful that Riley had wanted to sit with Farkle now.
"Great." Farkle mumbled, shaking his head as the bubbly brunette jumped next to him. "HEY FARKLE! HAVE YOU EVER TRIED COFFEE?!" She yelled in his ear. "Ughhhh." The boy groaned.
Then Zay had climbed aboard the bus, with a cute fluffy grey and black stripped cat in his arms. "Everyone!" The Texan announced. "I would like everyone to say hello to my cat, Doug."
"Isaiah, why do you have your cat with you?" Smackle asked, examining the feline he was holding.
"My mom had to take the dog and Doug to the vet, but it turns out that Doug's appointment was next week and not today." Zay said, stroking the cat. "Don't worry, he's very nice. He only has bit my mom."
Zay then walked down the bus and took a seat in the back of Maya and Lucas with his cat.
"You named your cat, Doug?" Maya questioned, as she pulled out a tube of strawberry lip gloss.
"Yup." Zay said.
"I'm assuming you named your dog Cat then?" She questioned back while applying the lip gloss to her lips.
"No! My dogs name is Princess Noodle Cake!" Zay exclaimed as he put his hands on his hips.
"Alrighty then." Maya looked at him strangely before turning around.
"Watcha reading Huckleberry?" She said, putting the tube of lip gloss back in her bag and pulled out some mascara.
"A book." He replied, smiling at his smart remark, and immediately regretting it once the girl next to him had snatched the book out of his hands.
"Hmm, what do we have here?" Maya turned the book over, and getting some mascara stains on it as well. "Really Huckleberry, aren't you a little to old to be readin' about ponies?"
"It's about horse breeds, Maya. Not ponies, and I'm only reading it because Pappy Joe wants a few more horses for the farm." Lucas sighed as she handed over the stained book.
"Sorry" She said looking down. "I didn't have time this morning to do my make up."
"That's alright Shortstacks, makes the white horse look more interesting." He told her, then laughing because he realized she had some black in her hair.
"Ahhhhhhh! My cats on the loose!" Zay screamed as he jumped on his seat.
"OMG KITTIES?! I LOVE KITTIES! WHERE IS THE KITTY?" Riley screamed and Farkle had to hold her back.
"Farkle! I need you!" Yelled Isadora frantically, waving her arms.
"Uhhh, Lucas, Maya, watch Riley!" Farkle said as he pushed Riley towards the two who were trying to get the black out of Maya's blonde hair.
"PEACHES!" Riley screamed.
Farkle dashed up to where his girlfriend was and saw Doug, lying on the seat. "What happened?!" He panicked, seeing as Zay was calling for his beloved cat.
"He ran into Yogi's bag... I'm not sure what was in that bag... but now he's hurt. Do you have anything in your bag? I think he just cut his shoulder." The raven haired genius asked her boyfriend as she looked at the cat.
"Yeah, hold on." Farkle said, "My first life save! How exciting!" He grabbed his (huge) first aid kit and ran back to Smackle.
"WHERE IS MY DOUG?!" Zay yelled, worried about his cat.
"What dog? There's a dog?! No no no no no, I hate dogs!" Maya screamed and jumped onto Lucas's back.
Soon enough, everyone one the bus was screaming and the driver had to pull over until everyone settled down.
"We found the cat!" Smackle and Farkle proclaimed, and gave a fixed Doug back to Zay.
"Dougy! Were did you go you naughty boy!" Zay pretend scolded his cat and went back to his seat.
"Where's the dog?!" Maya screamed, as she clung to Lucas.
"Ow, Maya! Your digging your nails into my back!" Lucas complained, trying to pry her hands off.
"A PUPPY?! I WANNA SEE THE PUPPY!" Riley clapped and jumped up and down.
"There is NO dog! I said Doug! Not Dog!" Farkle screamed at the top of his lungs, trying to calm everyone down.
"Oh." Maya said embarrassed and hopped of off Lucas.
"Aww! I wanted to see a puppy!" Riley whined, crossing her arms.
"Why do you hate dogs? You liked my dog when you came to the farm." Lucas asked his friend, who was still blushing.
"I don't wanna talk about it." She murmured and took her seat.
Soon enough everyone was in their seats, the bus driver wouldn't allow anymore talking, and the bus eventually arrived at the museum.
Corey, who drove his car to the museum asked "So, how was the bus ride?"