A/N thank you so much to everyone who reviews! I love reading them *wink wink nudge nudge* I promise I'll get everyone's prompts out. I'm writing them in the order they are requested. I decided to split this one up in too parts because it got to long. I'll have the next part out tomorrow (thank goodness for auto correct, I can never spell tomorrow right.) and just if there is any confusion with the phone conversations, Lucas is normal text and Farkle/Zay are italics.
"Uhhhhhh!" Lucas moaned as he heard his alarm go off. "Why is school so early?"
He got up and rubbed his eyes, and hit the clock off.
The boy turned on the lights and fed the bearded dragon on his nightstand that Maya got him for his birthday last year, because according to her, it looked like him.
Lucas just smiled as he watched the lizard eat, whenever he saw his pet he thought of Maya. Who had named the scaly creature after herself, 'Maya Jr' and even though it was a boy, Lucas didn't have the heart to tell her.
"Well buddy, I better get going, Ma will put me in the shed if I'm late one more time." He told his lizard, and walked over into his bathroom.
"AHHHHH!" He screamed, as he saw his reflection in the mirror. "WHAT HAPPENED?!"
Then, he looked at the name on his hand, and saw 'Love, your dear friend, Riley' scribbled out in the blonde beauty's handwriting.
"Maya." He grumbled, and shook his head.
He jumped in the shower and scrubbed hard, but to no avail. The marker was still there, only a little more faded.
He was still confused as to how she did it, but that wasn't important now, he was already plotting revenge.
Lucas decided to call his guy friends, and tell them what had happened to him. And to see if they were in for helping him get revenge on their friends.
He called Zay first, seeing as Farkle had a morning routine he "had" to follow.
The dirty blond waited a few minutes before Zay picked up.
"Hello?" Zay's groggy voice answers through the other end.
"It's Lucas."
"I know, I have caller ID. A picture of you comes up when you call idiot."
"Oh."
"Well, thanks for waking me up to tell me hi. Can I go back to bed now?"
"What? No! I didn't call you to say hi! I wanted to tell you that I woke up covered in marker."
Zay laughed.
"Ha! Sucks to be you man!"
"Zay!"
"What? Anyway, I suppose you want me to ask why you are covered in marker?"
"Maya. And I'm guessing Riley was here too, because there's a purple flower and cat on my left arm."
"Hey... They were at my house last night too..."
"Why?"
"To talk about Maya's fear of dogs. But I guess she likes them now... you know, now that I think about it..."
Zay dropped the phone and Lucas could hear his screams. A few minutes later he picked the phone up solemnly and told his friend he had a makeover too.
"It's a literal makeover! I look like a girl!" He screamed in the phone, making Lucas wince.
"Haha, who sucks now?"
"Both of us."
"I guess. I have a plan though, I'm gonna call Farkle first to make sure though. Meet me in the courtyard a hour before school starts."
"Too early!"
"Zay."
"Fine..."
As Lucas hung up, his mother called for him to hurry up.
"Just a second Ma!" He called back, hoping he could get out the door without her noticing the marker on him, though he knew it was near impossible.
He pressed Farkle's contact and he picked up on exactly three rings, Farkle once told him he always picked up on three, to make him seem not so desperate.
"Hey Farkle," Lucas said, cutting out the greeting. "Have you looked in the mirror yet this morning?"
"Yes... WAS IT YOU?! I swear Lucas if you di-"
"It wasn't me! It was the girls!"
"Oh, well, great! Because it won't come off Smackle or me, and we're covered in hearts!"
"Wait, hold up, Smackle?"
"Oh, nevermind."
"Farkle?! Is Smackle at your house? It's 5am! Why is she there so early?"
"Uh, she uh, might have slept here? In my bed?"
"WHAT?!"
"Ewww gross! Not like that! Just slept! And we could talk about the multiple times Maya fell asleep in your bed if you want."
"Well, good for you, I guess. And Maya's not my girlfriend."
"Exactly! So she shouldn't even be in your bed with you!"
"And Smackle should be in yours?"
"Well it's more appropriate than Maya being in yours."
"What are we gonna do? We can't go to school like this!"
"Oh, so now your changing the subject?"
"We have more important things to discuss at the moment than my love life!"
"Ha! So you admit you love Maya?"
"That's not what I said. Now can we please just focus on the problem at hand?!"
"Fine. We will discuss this later though." There was a silence on Farkle's end for a few minutes.
"Dude? You there?" Lucas yelled for his friend, wondering where the boy could have gone.
"Yea, Smackle used makeup to cover up the marker! She's so smart!"
"Ugh, don't go lovey dovey on me. Can you ask her to bring some to school?"
"Yea. She said she has enough."
Ok good. And don't worry, I have a plan to get back on the girls. Meet me in the courtyard at 6, ok?"
"Kay, be there soon."
After saying goodbye, and hello to Smackle, he hung up. And got the things he needed for his master revenge plan.