MK Ladies' Food Challenges

by cw2k

The Ladies of Mortal Kombat, Kitana, Jade, Tanya and Mileena, has come to Earthrealm to compete in food challenges in various fast food joints. This is not exactly a story but it's something different. This was inspired by Youtubers, the Hodgetwins. Can the ladies do what the they do, or make a damn fool of themselves? :)

3. Episode 2: Nashville chicken

MK Ladies' Food Challenges

Episode 2: Nashville Chicken

Challengers: Kitana and Mileena

Place: KFC

Mileena: We at KFC. We at the drive-thru

Kitana: Hot chicken.

Mileena: Get 2 breasts.

Kitana: I'll take a 2-piece.

Employee: Would you like a leg or a thigh?

Kitana: Can I uh... change it to 2 breasts?

Employee: Of course. What kind of sides you want?

Mileena: Give me some of them mashed potatoes.

Kitana: Mashed potatoes. That'll be it.

Employee: Total is 15.98

Kitana: Thank you (talking like Elvis Presley) Thank you very much

Mileena: We got that Nashville hot chicken.

Kitana: Where are the women at?

***INITIATE CHALLENGE: KITANA VS MILEENA***

Mileena: Here are the mashed potatoes. That chicken looked fucked up. The fuck?

Kitana: What?

Mileena: They put pickles on there. What's up with damn pickles?

Kitana: It's a Nashville thing, I guess. Alright. Let's see who can eat this chicken the fastest. Just don't choke, though.

Mileena: I'm ready.

Kitana: And go!

They begin eating.

Kitana: Be careful. We just got this car. Look at you dripping shit all over the place.

Mileena: Sorry.

Kitana: This is actually, "Finger-licking good."

Mileena: That used to be their catchphrase.

Kitana: Was it?

Mileena: Yeah. I think it is. I don't know. They got that redneck advertising. "Don't forget to be thirsty when you're hungry, folks. Colonel Sanders." man, y'all got a fuckin' horrible logo for your damn...

Kitana: It's not bad.

MIleena: It's fuckin' horrible. You know what you oughta do? Change your fuckin' logo to Harriet Tubman.

Kitana: Cuz she sure did look like she could make some good chicken. Was that racist?

Mileena: Oh yeah.

Kitana: Man, it's like I'm eating this one breasts forever.

Mileena: Here's your mashed potatoes.

Kitana: Look at the steam coming out.

Mileena: No fork. I guess you have to suck it off or somethin'. I oughta go in there and wring that motherfucker's neck!

Mileena: Uh-oh. That damn chicken bone. You swallow this, you're going straight to the emergency room.

Kitana: Are you sure they didn't give us any...

Mileena: I've been looking. Hold up. There they are.

Kitana: It tastes like some old lady made it. Not bad at all, just gotta put a little more soul into it.

Mileena: It kind of tastes like some instant shit.

Kitana: It'd be fine if the gravy was better.

Mileena: Potatoes sucked, gravy sucked, I see your point.

Kitana: There's another chicken place called Popeye's. They make the same shit except with better gravy. Think about it.

Mileena: Wrap your head around that shit.

Kitana: That's where they went wrong.

They see an old man walking down the street.

Kitana: Goddamn that guy over there.

Mileena: Who?

Kitana: That guy down the street. Look like John Wayne.

Mileena: (Talking like John Wayne) "Howdy, ma'am. You wanna suck my dick?"

Both laugh out loud.

Kitana: Man, we both got a fucked up sense of humor.

Kitana fails to remember this was a challenge. Mileena wins.

Kitana: How did you eat so quick?

Mileena: Cuz I'm a savage. That's why. Did you forget this was a challenge?

Kitana: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Mileena laughs out loud.

Mileena: Eat whatever the FUCK you wanna eat!

MILEENA WINS