Tiarra's POV
Well I know who I'm rooming with...
I looked at Hidan and smiled. "F*** that, little bitch! Give me the other f****** bitch."
I laughed and jumped on Hidan's back. "She'd rather be with Deidara and Sasori. You're stuck with me buddy." He groaned and I jumped off of his back and ran over to Deidara.
"You and Sasori will be rooming with my best friend. I expect you not to try anything with her." I said pointing over to Lydia, who was still in shock at rooming with two guys.
"What kind of things, un?" Deidara asked. I motioned for him to bend down, which he did, and I whispered in his ear.
"Sexual things." Deidara face got a little pink and I tried not to burst out laughing at the whole thing. Sasori was in his regular form and he looked pretty cute.
"Same goes to you too, puppet boy." I said with a smile. He just glared and walked away.
"How long do I have to F****** wait for you to follow me to the F****** room!" Hidan shouted from behind me.
"Hold your monkey balls, I will just be a minute!" I shouted back and he looked at me with a "WTF" face, but went over and sat on Kisame on the couch. I giggled when they got into an argument, but I turned back to Deidara.
"Can I see your hand mouths?" I asked.
He looked at me, almost unsure. "Are you sure, un?"
"Well duh, or else I wouldn't have asked." At that moment Lydia ran over. I guess she snapped out of her trance.
"I want to see too!" She yelled and I giggled. Deidara hesitated, but finally gave in and let us see his hands.
"Oh my god! They are so cute!" Lydia and I said at the same time.
"Really? You're not scared of them, un?" He asked.
"Of course not!" I said, letting the hand lick my hand. It kind of tickled. "Okay Deidara! Take this chick to your room, but like I said no naughty stuff." I said, holding back from giggling. Lydia's face turned red and I couldn't hold it back anymore. I bust out laughing and Lydia walked away with Deidara glaring at me. I smiled back and skipped over to the couch.
Itachi was no where to be seen and Hidan and Kisame were wrestling eachother.
"Umm, am I interrupting something?" I said and they both looked at me.
"It's your F****** fault, little bitch. If you hadn't taken your F****** time I wouldn't have gotten into this!" Hidan shouted. I shouted right back.
"No, It's Fish Stick Bitch's fault! If he would have carried me to the couch then this wouldn't have happened!"
Kisame looked at both of us and jumped off of the couch and ran to his room. I guess he didn't have a comeback. He's so weird.
"So, are you going to show me our room?" I said, dragging out the 'our'. He just walked off expecting me to follow. We walked through a maze of hallways and all this walking was starting to piss me off. "Hidan," I said dragging out his name. "Can you please carry me?" I asked, pulling on his arm.
"Bitch you got legs." He replied and I frowned.
"What happened to 'Little bitch'?" I asked, pouting.
Before he could answer we came across Deidara and Sasori's room with Lydia sitting outside it holding her legs to her chest.
"Lydia? Lydia what's wrong?" I asked. She just started to sway a little and answered, "Puppets...so many puppets."
I giggled and patted her back. "You will be fine!" I opened the bedroom door and pushed her in and shut the door. I turned back to Hidan and jumped on his back.
"What the hell, Little bitch!" He yelled at me.
"Yay! We're back to little bitch!" I screamed, smiling." He just growled and carried me to our room. It was just two doors down from where Lydia's staying, so that was convenient. I hopped off of Hidan's back and rushed into the room. There was a bed on the farthest wall from the door, there was a Jashin statue in the corner of his room. Besides that, there were clothes and trash all over the floor. I'm going to be living in this? Great.
I run into the room and jump onto the bed. I start to get comfortable and I close my eyes. I haven't rested in a little bit and I'm exhausted.
*Bam*
Next thing I know I'm lying on the floor and Hidan is holding the matress up. "Sorry Little bitch, this is my bed." He said as he drops the matress back on top of the bed stand and lays down.
I get up and start to poke his cheek
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
"What the F*** do you want, little bitch." He groans with his eyes closed.
"Where the hell am I supposed to sleep?" I asked, pouting. He kicked me off of the bed and I swear that bed was sent from heaven. It was the most comfortable thing in the world.
"Take a F****** pillow and sleep on the F****** floor!" He said, now irrated that I was interupting his sleep.
"But Hidan! I don't wanna sleep on the floor! It's hard." I started to giggle. Haha that's what she said. Oh wait, stop! Dirty mind! "You sleep on the floor." I continued.
"Dammit! Shut the F*** up, Little bitch and let me get some F****** sleep!" He shouted. I was thinking about going with the guilt trip, but that takes to long. F*** the guilt trip.
"Hidan, move your ass over! I'm not sleeping on the floor and if you don't move over, I will F****** push you off of the bed!" I shouted and he opened his eyes. He stared at me and I glared back.
He finally moved over and I hopped in and fell asleep almost instantly.
Lydia's POV
After Tiarra shoved me back in the room I fell right on my stomach. When I turned back around the door was shut and I swear I heard Tiarra giggling as they walked away. I'm going to kill her later.
I got back up by myself because the guys didn't seem to be paying any attention. Sasori was at his desk playing with his puppet things and Deidara was making his "art" blow up. Clay was all over the wall on the side of his room and I doubt he was going to ever clean it up.
Taking a good look around the room I noticed there were only two beds.
"Hey guys, where am I going to sleep?" I asked, hoping one of them would answer. Sasori did, but it wasn't the answer I was expecting.
"The floor. I don't care" After that simple response he went back to his work. Any other person I would have poked him over and over until he helped me out, but with him he'd probably kill me in a second. So I walked over to Deidara.
*Poke*
*Poke*
*Poke*
"What do you want, un?" He said, slightly frustrated.
"Where am I supposed to sleep?" I asked once again, but he was only giving me half of his attention.
"The bathrooms down the hall, yeah." He said. Ugh! I got stuck with the worst roommates ever. Here I am bored and they don't want to do anything. Whatever, I'm just going to look around.
I step out into the hall and turn some corners and I see nothing but endless hallways. Okay, don't panic. I turn another corner and I see a bunch of rooms. I have absolutely no idea where I'm at. Now I'm going to panic! What if I accidentally run into one of the Akatsuki? I don't know all of them.
I guess I just have to take my chances. I walked up to a random door and knocked. Within a few seconds the door opened and I was relieved to see The fish stick guy behind the door.
"Hey Fish Stick! I'm kind of lost, can you take me back to my room?" I asked, rubbing the back of my neck. I gave up on the idea of taking a tour. I will just have to do that later when Tiarra's with me.
"No." Kisame said, attempting to shut the door in my face. I stopped it with my foot before it could shut completely. He looked at me and his eyes widened a bit.
"Look. It's my first day here and I don't know all of you. Just take me to my freaking room or I swear to the llamas I will kick you." I shouted. I was getting pretty annoyed, like seriously who peed in their Cheerios this morning?
Kisame just laughed. "Kick me? Kid, your kicks wouldn't hurt me at all. But I guess I will show you the way."
I started to jump up and down and clapped my hands. He looked at me weird, but just ignored it. They will all have to get used to me and Tiarra some time.
After a couple turns we arrived at my room and Kisame opened the door. Both Sasori and Deidara looked at us.
"Lose something?" Kisame said, kicking me towards the two boys in the room. I fell on the floor and glared at him. He just smirked and left.
"Stupid Fish Stick" I muttered under my breath.
Deidara helped me up and I walked over to one of the beds and laid down. It was like heaven was pregnant and this bed was its baby.
"Hey, that's my bed, un." Deidara said, looking at me. I rolled over on my stomach.
"Not anymore." I replied falling asleep. I heard a groan and felt a slight push. When I opened my eyes the lights were off, besides the light coming from Sasori's desk lamp. I looked beside me and Deidara was laying down facing the wall, already asleep. Well the bed was big enough for the both of us. I turned over and fell asleep quickly.
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