MK Ladies' Food Challenges

by cw2k

The Ladies of Mortal Kombat, Kitana, Jade, Tanya and Mileena, has come to Earthrealm to compete in food challenges in various fast food joints. This is not exactly a story but it's something different. This was inspired by Youtubers, the Hodgetwins. Can the ladies do what the they do, or make a damn fool of themselves? :)

5. Episode 4: The Beast Sandwich

MK Ladies' Food Challenges

Episode 4: The Beast Sandwich

Challengers: Tanya and Jade

Place: Jerry's Sub and Pizza

Tanya: The Beast!

Jade: The Beast!

Jade: It's got steak, chilled chicken, hamburger meat and it's got American Provolone cheese, complete with tomatos, grilled onions, lettuce and mayo. It's got all kinds of protein!

Tanya: I'm so ready for this challenge. Ready?

Jade: Let's go.

***INITIATE CHALLENGE- TANYA VS JADE***

Tanya: Oh, man. Why the fuck did I ever go vegan? What the hell was I thinking?

Jade: You got brainwashed, girl. That bald-headed motherfucker in that classroom back home...

Tanya: I'm loving this sandwich!

Jade: You can pick it up at Jerry's Subs and Pizza.

Tanya: This is a challenge just to eat this sandwich. That challenge we did yesterday, that was a challenge by itself. I didn't want to eat that shit.

Jade: The Mexican pizzas?

Tanya: I tried my hardest not to throw up, but I did.

Jade: Should've done 3 each, but you didn't fucking listen!

Tanya: It's not even good.

Tanya: This is what life's all about, girl.

Jade: Causing the suffering and death of animals and eating it.

Tanya: That's not what I meant. This is good times right here.

Jade: I was just joking. You shouldn't joke about things like that.

Tanya: THE BEST SANDWICH EVER!

Jade: I wouldn't say that just yet.

Tanya: They say this is a man's sandwich, but you're looking at two hot Edenian ladies who can handle it.

Jade: At least one of us.

Tanya: What does that supposed to mean?

Jade: You threw up! I didn't! End of discussion!

Tanya: Man, fuck you, you son of a bitch!

Jade: Seriously, this place has several more sandwiches we need to try.

Tanya: That's true.

Jade: I will say this: In search of the best sandwich ever. You see, Tanya, Earthrealm has a huge variety of joints to try.

Tanya: Right.

Jade: Like this place, Jerry's Subs and Pizza, Jersey Mike's, Firehouse Subs...

Tanya: Oh...

Jade: Jimmy John's, um... Subway... Quizno's, and... that's about it.

Tanya: I don't know what this would put me at calorie-wise.

Jade: I'd say... around 800.

Tanya: The best... well, not quite. We've been over this. In search of the best sandwich ever. The Ladies of Mortal Kombat on a quest.

Jade: I like that.

Tanya: You remember back home, us three with Kitana, we were acting like hooligans during dinner. We didn't no manners.

Jade: Gone, man.

Tanya stops eating.

Tanya: Are you fucking serious?

Jade: It's gone.

Tanya: Damn it. Not again.

Jade: Eat whatever the FUCK you wanna eat!

JADE WINS