A/n:

This one was suggested by a guest and I think it's a pretty good excuse for some mild whump. I'll try to make it interesting, I'm going to try writing it in the present tense (which I'm normally terrible at doing) so tell me how I do afterwards. :)

I hope this lives up to 'Guest's' expectations, I really loved the idea.

If anyone else has ideas I'll be glad to do them, almost all of these 'one-shots' have been suggested by reviewers. :)

Enjoy. :)

Connor P.O.V

I've just spent three months with my mom and brother on vacation out of the country, it was awesome, we surfed, ate at restaurants and pranked unsuspecting tourists. *evil laugh*

Travis and I are still the best prankers ever (except dad of course). We dropped water bombs, put weird coloured food-colouring in cakes, replaced shampoo with hair dye and but itching powder in random people's bags at the beach. It was legendary!

Now we are on our way back, I hate flying. Zeus is a right grump and he holds grudges (not as well as Hades and his kids but still) so it's always slightly dangerous for my brother and I to fly, being the extraordinary prankers that we are, Zeusy-boy (don't tell him I called him that) doesn't really trust us. *smirks*

We're in the van driving back to camp, I can't wait to see everyone again, especially Percy. Apart from my brother and father he is my favourite pranking partner, he can pull off anything! And he's great fun to race against, we are always really close and the score is currently 98-103, sadly to him, and I'm anxious for the chance to beat him and change that score!

We haven't spoken to any of them for the entire holiday (3 months) and we can't wait to see them all again. We are going to sneak back in and then set up a prank/trap for the first person who walks through our door.

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Ok, Travis and I are setting up the prank and it's going to be epic! Dad would be proud!

The unfortunate person will walk in, instantly slip on the grease we put on the door way floor, then the enchanted rope will grab them by the leg and jank them up, shaking them around really roughly then throw them our of the cabin. It is so going to be awesome!

Now all we have to do is wait...

Not for long apparently, I can see someone coming already, they're really close, they'll be at the door in 30 seconds. It's Percy! Ha, this is going to be hilarious!

Wait...hold on...He's on crutches! Why is he on crutches! No camper should be on crutches! We have ambrosia for Hermes sake!
HOLY HERMES! CALL OF THE PRANK! STYX! THERE IS NO OFF SWITCH!

"Percy! Percy stop!" I can only watch as the ropes jank him up, I can hear him scream as the rope pulls his bad leg. He's been thrown now!

I heard him scream again as he hit the ground on what was obviously his bad side. Then I heard campers running towards him and Annabeth's worried shout and then her curses.

We are so screwed. But I didn't care, Travis and I were horrified! Percy was hurt (probably from saving someone, knowing him) and we just hurt him even more. We hurt Percy! Our brother in all but blood. Our best friend. Our leader. And we hurt him.

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Percy P.O.V

I went to see the Stolls, they tried to sneak in but they can't get past me. Then everything was a blur of colours and pain. I felt something grab and jank my bad leg, making it burn as if someone had injected by blood with greek-fire. And then I felt my self flying through the air (Zeus is going to kill me) and then my entire body was consumed by thought-killing, mind-numbing pain.

The last thing I heard was Annabeth's cursing before the blackness took me.

-I am a line break-

When I woke up I was greeted by the sight of a concerned Centaur, a fuming daughter of Athena and some incredibly shame-faced Hermes twins.

I tried to get up to greet the Stolls but all I managed was a slight upwards movement before the pain pulled a gasp from me and pushed me back down onto the bed.

"Percy." Annabeth sounded worried.

"Hey Wise Girl." I croaked. Then turned to the prankers, "What's up Stolls, how was the holiday?"
They looked dumbfounded for a moment then...

"Percy we are so so so so so so so so so so so so-"
"Stop." It was getting weird, "If you keep going like that you wont be able to breath." I heard Annabeth mutter 'good' under her breath but pushed on regardless."You didn't know anyone in camp would be on crutches. I would have assumed the same as well." I cringed as the pain rolled over me again, taking over my senses for a moment.

"Percy-Percy!" The red crept out of my vision, it was Chiron calling me now.

"Sorry Chiron." My voice was roar from the pain.

"It's ok, my boy. I know it hurts. We'd give you ambrosia, but the press would notice." 'stupid mortals' Annabeth was very fond of muttering today.

"It's ok, Chiron. I know."
"This'll mean and extra couple of weeks on the crutches." At least he didn't try to sugar coat it. I grimaced. Stupid crutches.

"We're really sorry Perce." The twins looked really guilty.

"It's ok, just hurts a bit and is a bit of an annoyance. Just next time install a stop button in these pranks of your."

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Narrator

From that day on, the Stoll's pranks always had an abort 'button'.

A/n:

There you go.

Sorry it was short and it phased from present to past tense, I suck at writing. But I tried and I hope you found it entertaining. :)

If you have an idea for another chapter just tell me and I'll try it.
-Samantha2611