MK Ladies' Food Challenges

Episode 5: Ghost Fries vs Baconator Fries

Challengers: Kitana vs Tanya

Place: Wendy's

Kitana and Tanya head to Wendy's for a new challenge.

Tanya: I'm gonna try those Ghost Fries.

Kitana: Ghost Fries?

Employee: Welcome to Wendy's. May I take your order?

Kitana: Hello. Um... I will take a order of Ghost Pepper Fries and a order of Baconator Fries.

Employee: Anything else?

Kitana: That'll be it.

Employee: Total is 7.22.

Tanya: Did he say 2.77 for 2 orders of fries?

Kitana: How much?

Tanya: 2.77. He might have fucked your order up.

Kitana: No, he didn't say 2.77. Why don't pay fucking attention? You know, Tanya, you're starting to piss me off.

Tanya: The fuck did I do?

Kitana: I just wanna strangle the shit outta you!

Tanya: Calm your ass down, girl! The fuck is wrong you? Getting smart with me...

A few minutes later.

Kitana: It's raining out here. You know what I used to do growing up?

Tanya: Aside from being one of Shao Kahn's $5 whores, I'd say you ain't got much of a life to begin with

Kitana: I'm gonna fuckin' murder you!

Tanya: You ain't murderin' shit. Shut the fuck up! What's the matter, has Liu Kang been taking them dick pills again?

Kitana: Anyway, aside from that, for whatever reason, I used to lay in bed and masturbate.

Tanya looked at Kitana with her jaw dropped.

Tanya: Liu Kang fantasies?

Kitana: Shut up.

Tanya: I had a couple of nights like that.

Kitana: Motherfucker, can I finish? Sometimes, I wish I had Liu Kang with me.

Tanya: Liu Kang and Kitana, sitting on a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G...

Kitana: Fuck you!

Tanya: Laughing loud.

Kitana: Well, we've got the Ghost Fries and Baconator Fries for our challenge today. Besides, the last two challenges you had with Jade, she beat you both times. We waitin' for you.

They finally got the fries.

***INITIATE CHALLENGE- KITANA VS TANYA***

Tanya: Got my Ghost Fries...

Kitana: Hurry up with my damn Baconators so I can clog up my arteries some more.

Tanya: Them Baconators look fucked up. They just put bacon strips on there. Damn it, they didn't give us no forks...

Kitana: I see them forks, Tanya. Stop talking shit. They in the bag.

Tanya: You think they grow fuckin' legs and walk out on their own, motherfucker?

Kitana: What did you do with them damn forks?

Tanya: There are no forks, stupid! You're seeing things. Fuck it, just eat it with your fingers!

Kitana: Why is it that unhealthy foods taste the best?

Tanya: Hmm. Good question. Life's fucked up sometimes.

Kitana: Stop smacking in my goddamn ear! You got cheese sauce all over your lip, girl. You just started eating the motherfuckers!

Kitana finds something in her fries.

Kitana: What's this? What the fuck is this?!

Tanya: Looks like pubic hair, from a white man. Looks like he creampied your Baconators.

Kitana: You think that's funny?

Tanya: Eat them goddamn fries and shut the hell up! Damn!

Kitana: It breaks apart easily. I done lost my fuckin' appetite. I can't eat this.

Tanya: Try this.

Tanya gives Kitana her Ghost fry

Kitana: I don't fuckin' like 'em, but they're alright.

Tanya: How are the Baconators?

Kitana: It's actually good except it's got dick hair on it!

Tanya: That wasn't dick hair, girl. I was fuckin' with you.

Kitana: What do you think it was?

Tanya: I don't know, man.

Kitana: You just don't give a fuck, do you?

Kitana: Look at your fuckin' face! Tanya, you had cheese sauce hanging from your goddamn mouth.

Tanya: I'll tell you what. These are ok, but I wouldn't buy 'em again, though. They look like they were put together all fucked up and not put together well.

Kitana: Wait a second. You know what that was?

Tanya: What?

Kitana: That was the cheese sauce.

Tanya: They're all right.

Kitana: Tanya, you realize you're getting close to winning this challenge.

Tanya: I know. Done, man. Finally, I win.

Kitana: First Mileena at KFC, and now, you.

Tanya: Step your fuckin' game up.

Kitana: Hey, we should try... um, some large cheese pizzas?

Tanya: Where?

Kitana: Jerry's Subs & Pizza.

Tanya: You challenge me in a pizza eat-off?

Kitana: You're not scared, are you?

Tanya: I accept. Eat whatever the FUCK you wanna eat!

TANYA WINS