MK Ladies' Food Challenges
Episode 6: The Stupid Sandwich
Challengers: Jade vs Tanya
Place: Jerry's Subs and Pizza
Jade and Tanya went to Jerry's Subs and Pizza to pick up a unique sandwich called the Stupid. They parked at a nearby parking lot.
Tanya: Check this out. I got some twilight action.
Jade: Oh, that's cool!
Tanya: This sandwich, you can get it at Jerry's. It's called the Stupid.
Jade: Oh, this is fuckin' stupid.
Tanya: It's got potato wedges, bacon, some philly cheesesteak, along with lettuce, tomatoes and mayo. This is kind of stupid.
Jade: That's why they call it the Stupid. it's just a philly cheesesteak with bacon and potato wedges. They said "Fuck it. Put them in the sandwich, save the cardboard."
Tanya: I'm taking the tomatoes off.
Jade: Alright, Tanya. Let's see if you can beat me this time.
Tanya: You're on!
***INiTIATE CHALLENGE-TANYA VS JADE***
Tanya: Oh, man. This is good. How is it?
Jade: Damn it, just made a mess over here! Sorry about that. This is fuckin' stupid. This challenge is going good so far, but it could be better, eating all this bullshit, but it's not bad.
Tanya: I know, right? What was that other sandwich we ate?
Jade: What do you mean?
Tanya: We were here the other day and we had... umm..
Jade: The Beast?
Tanya: That's the one. I like this sandwich better. Don't you?
Jade: Well, this is good, but I like the Beast better.
Tanya: What? You like the Beast better?
Jade: Hell yeah!
Tanya: You don't think this sandwich with bacon...
Jade: I just said this is good too, but it doesn't compare to that sandwich we had the other day.
Tanya: So you seriously think the Beast is better than this?
Jade: Hell yeah, that was the Beast! This is nothing but a stupid sandwich!
Tanya: The Stupid sandwich tastes better!
Jade: The Stupid sandwich don't taste better, the Beast taste better!
Tanya: I think the Stupid's better!
Jade: You're stupid, if you think the Stupid is better. The Beast is better!
Tanya: Naw, girl...
Jade: All that damn hamburger, all that chicken, all that cheesesteak, all that damn mayo... quit being fuckin' stupid and eat the fuckin' stupid sandwich, you stupid fuck!
Tanya: Tell me what you really think of the samnwich.
Jade: I already told you what I think. I think the Stupid comes in second next to the Beast.
Tanya: I vote for the Stupid, because you're stupid, and it tastes better.
Jade: Don't get me wrong, the Stupid sandwich is good, but it don't beat the Beast.
Tanya: They didn't give us no lip wipes. I ended up using the back of my hand. But yea, I do like this.
Jade: I do too. I didn't say I didn't like it.
Tanya: Right now, I think the stupid...
Jade: Naw girl, it's the Beast.
Tanya: Wipe that damn semen off your face, Jade. How many dicks did you suck...?
Jade: Alright, Tanya, damn! Take it easy. Did they ever put a filter in your mouth?
Tanya: No. We don't need no goddamn filers. #nofilter. There's a potato wedge and some bacon that fell off. can i have them?
Jade: No. You may not. I'm gonna fuckin' eat 'em.
Tanya: Gone.
Jade: What?
Tanya: My second victory.
Jade: Well done.
Tanya: Eat Whatever the FUCK you wanna eat.
TANYA WINS