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Lydia's POV

I watched as Tiarra fell face first before making it up the tree. She gets tired way too easily. Then again I have no room to talk. I could hardly catch my breath. We have been trying to make it to the top for about 4 hours now. Tiarra and I were never "active" people. We didn't place sports or anything. It's a wonder how we're both skinny.

I just shook my head while Tiarra lay on the ground, motionless. I can't quit right now. I need to know what element I possess. Was there really fire coming out of my mouth? Or did we all imagine it. No. It wasn't my imagination. Everyone saw it. It wasn't just us.

I just need to focus. It's not like I thought I could easily climb this tree. I knew it would be tough. I need to concentrate. I started to block everything out. Everything around me was silent. I concentrated my Chakra into my feet. Opening my eyes, I ran towards the tree. I guess I had concentrated too much chakra into my feet because once I started to run up the tree I was pushed back.

"Dangit!" I screamed, hitting the ground with my fists. I just wanted to climb the tree. All the way to the top. Why can't Itachi just help me right now. Tell me whether or not I have the Fire element. I mean, Sasuke was taught a fire jutsu long before he knew how to run up a stupid tree. I want to stop right now, but at the same time I don't.

I tried to move, but my legs wouldn't budge. I think I used up too much of my own chakra. I stayed lying on the ground for a while. Looking up at the stars, thinking.

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Ha! Ain't nobody got time fo dat! I rolled on my stomach and started crawling towards the door. Once in the house I used the walls to help myself up and I walked to my room. I pushed open the door and Deidara and Sasori were already up. They turned towards me and I fell forward.

"Oy! Lydia! Get up, yeah!" Deidara yelled at me.

" ' ." I mumbled back. I heard Sasori sigh and when I looked up Sasori was walking to his desk, ignoring me.

"Thanks! No that's okay Puppet boy I don't need any help!" I yelled at him. Without even glancing at me he said, "K." Kay? Really? That's all I get?

"Deidara? Can you please help me up?" I asked, with a puppy dog face. He looked at me and started laughing.

"Ha! Yeah right! After you exploded on me this morning!? Get yourself up!" He said walking towards his bed. So much for the nice approach.

"Dammit Deidara! If you don't help me up I will kill you myself!" I yelled. He continued laughing as he climbed into his bed. Okay, the nice approach and the mean approach don't work. I'm not good with the guilt trip. What else do I have? Oh yeah. I know what to do.

"Deidara, help me up or I will sing." This is how Tiarra and I get our way. We sing. I think we sound lovely. Other people think we sound horrible. I guess it's just a matter of opinion.

Deidara glanced over his shoulder and Sasori continued to ignore me. Fine. I gave him a choice.

~Suit and Tie By: Justin Timberlake (Do Not Own)

"I be on my suit and tie shit Let me show you a few thangs..
I can't wait til I get you on the floor, good-looking
Going out so hot, just like an oven
And I'll burn myself but just have to touch it
It's so fly and it's all mine
Hey baby, we don't mind all the watching
Cause if they study close, real close
They might learn something
She ain't nothing but a little doozy when she does it
She's so fly tonight
And as long as I've got my suit and tie
I'mma leave it off on the floor tonight
And you got fixed up too tonight let me show you a few thangs
All dressed up in black and white
And you're dressed in that dress I like
Love is swinging in the air tonight Let me show you a few things, show you a few things Let me show you a few things about lo-"

"Deidara get your ass up and get her before I kill her!" Sasori yelled. Well, I had expected them to crack, but they lasted longer then I expected. Deidara growled and I actually found that kind of hot. What am I saying?

Deidara walked over and pulled my up and roughly threw me on the bed. It didn't hurt because like I said before the bed was the offspring of heaven! Deidara laid on the bed also and he fell asleep quickly. I just laid there watching Sasori.

"Sasori, do you even sleep?" I asked him. He glanced over his shoulder at me.

"Yeah I sleep, why?"

"Because I never see you sleep. If you didn't sleep I would have asked for your bed." I said simply. He looked over at me and smirked.

"Even if I didn't sleep I wouldn't give you my bed." He replied.

"What?! Why not?!" I yelled. Deidara smacked my face in his sleep. I glared at him. I doubt he was really asleep at this moment.

"Because. You look comfortable where you are." Sasori said, turning back to his work. "Oh yeah, where's your friend?" He asked, still working.

My eyes grew wide. Shit. I forgot Tiarra was outside. Sasori noticed my pause and looked at me.

"Where is she?" He asked again. I laughed nervously.

"Uhh, passed out somewhere outside?" Sasori just sighed and stood up, walking out of the room. Oh, so he goes to get her but when I ask for help up he just ignores me. Jerk.

Tiarra's POV

I was awake when Lydia crawled away. I was laughing to myself watching her struggle getting to the door. After finally calming down I realized something. No one was with me now, and like her, I could hardly move. I couldnt even roll over. Well, I probably could if I tried. I'm pretty lazy and after all that training I didn't WANT to move.

Now that I have this time to myself I guess all there is to do is enjoy the scenery.

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Ha! I'm funny! I don't do that! I'm going to think up new nicknames for Itachi!...Angel Face, Blossom-butt, Honey Bun, EyeCandy. Okay I'm bored of that. What else. Oh yeah, we need to finish that game or Truth-or-dare soon. I wanna go to the Leaf Village. I wanna huggle Naruto. Yell at Sakura. Make fun of Sasuke and punch him. Tackle Kakashi. Squeeze Konohomaru because he is so adorable! High-five Lee. Oh my goodness! I would freaking tackle everyone! And I would kiss Naruto! Probably on the cheek though. Can't have his first kiss be with me. It'll be with Sasuke!

Oh my god! Isn't anyone worried about me by now?! It's been like 5 minutes! They should miss me! Comeon!

"Fish stick Bitch! Boo bear! Hidan! Deidara! Somebody!" I yelled as hard as I could.

"You forgot to call for me." I heard. I looked over and seen a figure. I couldn't really tell who it was by looking, but by the voice I figured out who it was.

"Well I didn't think you'd get me." I said.

"Oh? Then I will just go back inside-" He started, but I cut him off.

"No! Please! Take me with youuuu!" I cried out dramatically. He smirked and picked me up bridalstyle.

"Bro, you don't need to carry me like this."

"I don't NEED to carry you at all. But I am. So be grateful." I looked up at him and looked away. "By the way, who's 'Boobear'?" Sasori asked. I started laughing.

"Why? Jealous?" I said, smirking. He looked down at me and also smirked.

"Maybe I am." I looked at him and my eyes widdened. What? Jealous really? Why? What? Im so confuzzled!

Sasori started laughing. His laugh was actually adorable. "Relax. Im only teasing you." I pouted and looked away.

"Well that wasn't very nice." I said, as we finally got to the door. He set me down, but had his arm around me helping me stay stable. "I wanna sing." I said. He looked at me because I just randomly shouted that out.

"If you are anything like your friend, I suggest you don't sing." I started to laugh at that.

"So Lydia sang for you guys? That's awesome But you will like this song! It describes you guys perfectly!"

~The Akatsuki Sailor Song (Do not own. Look up on youtube! :D)

"So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you

Racing all around the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
'Causing panic everywhere they go
Party-hardy on Titanic

Sailing, sailing, jumping off the railing
Drinking, drinking 'till the ship is sinking
Gambling, stealing, lots of sex-appealing
Come, let us sing the sailor-song

So if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together, just to sing we love you
And if we all come together, we know what to do
We all come together just for you!"

"Ahh didn't you just love that song! Should I sing another verse?" I asked Sasori. He just looked at me weird. "What?" I asked.

"Should you really be singing that song? And how does that even describe us?!" He asked back.

"I don't see what's wrong with me singing it. And come on! 'Causing panic everywhere they go' 'Gambling, stealing, lots of sex appealing'. That song just screams Akatsuki." I said.

He smirked ONCE AGAIN. "You think I'm 'appealing'?" He asked. I poked his cheek to move him away.

"Don't get full over yourself. You aren't the only hot one." Oh shit. Whoops.

"So you think I'm hot?" He asked. If I could feel my legs, I would run right now.

"I don't know what you're talking about. I never said that. Anyways can we go to the kitchen? I'm hungry!" I said, trying to change the subject. He looked at me, but let it go and we walked to the kitchen. He sat me at the table and went to the fridge. I took out my ipod and put on the Akatsuki sailor song. I sang along to it and he looked skeptically at the ipod.

"I've explained this before. This thing can take pictures and place music!" I said, sighing.

"Well change it. I don't want to listen to this." Fine. I turned on Sign by Flow and he nodded in approval. Good, because I wasn't going to change this song if he didn't like it.

Sasori made me some food and gave me a cup of wine as he sat at the table with me. I looked at him and the cup skeptically, but chugged it down.

"What the hell! You weren't supposed to chug it!" Sasori yelled at me. I started to giggle and shrugged my shoulders. He just shook his head and drank his beer. I can't describe the taste of the wine, but I wasnted more.

"Sasori! Go get me more! More!" I yelled at him. He stood up and brought me the bottle. Before he could pour any into my glass, I shoved the glass away and took the bottle and started chugging. He snatched it from my hands.

"What is wrong with you!" He yelled at me. I started to giggle.

"Me? What is wrong with you! You keep..no! Stop! Please I'm sorry! Don't fly away!" I yelled, crying. Sasori took another chug of his beer and patted my head.

"I'm right here dumbass."

"Excuse you, but my ass happens to be the smartest in it's class!" I said, glaring at him.

"I should have just given you water. If you're going to be this drunk I might as well join you." He said. He then took two cans of beer and chugged them both. The look on his face made me burst into laughter. It probably burned on the way down or it must have tasted bad.

My world felt wobbly. I looked Sasori straight in the eyes. "Why don't dog's have wings?" I asked, with tears in my eyes.

"I..I don't know. Probably because butterflys are selfish bastards. They want the wings all to themselves."

"You wanna hear a secret? One time this cloud threw skittles at me yelling 'taste the mother f****** rainbow, bitch.' and I yelled back 'these aren't skittle dumbass they are M&M's'. Some clouds just need to grow up and get a life you know?"

"I know. I can't tell you how many times i've thrown a rock into a river to have the river throw it back at me." Sasori said. I leaned on Sasori and started to cry.

"Rivers can be so mean! I'm sorry you had to go through that! That must have been painful. Sometimes you just gotta let peanut butter do the jig and be jelly."

Sasori nodded, understanding. That's the last thing I remember.

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