Lydia's POV

Oh my god! I cannot fall asleep! My ipod is all the way across the room in my bag and I can't move! I've already counted sheep, counted to 100, played with Deidara's hair.. What? It's soft and long. You can't expect me to share the same bed with this dude and NOT play with his hair.

Oh my god. This is the worst possibe time for this! I need to pee! God what have I done to you! I guess there is only one thing too do.

"Deidara!" I yelled in his ear.

"What the hell do you want, hm!" He growled back. I started to squirm around.

"Deidara! I gotta pee!" I yelled, again. This time Deidara smacked my face.

"Shut up! Stop yelling, I'm right here!"

"Dei Dei." I said fake crying. "I just wanted you to carry me to the bathroom." I said, knowing I'd won when he sighed. By now I could move my arms, but I hadn't trid to move my legs. I just didn't want to move.

Deidara got up out of the bed and started to mumble to himself. He picked me up, bridal style of course, and started to walk towards the door.

"Wait!" I shouted. He stopped and looked at me with an irritated look. "Can you grab that bag for me? Please Dei Dei!" I asked, with puppy dog eyes.

"You're starting to annoy me. I'm thinking Hidan and I should trade chicks. Maybe your friend isn't as annoying as you." He said picking up me bag. That's when I broke out into laughter.

"Oh god! You think she isn't as annoying as me? Spend a day with her and you will be begging for me back!" I said, in between fits of laughter. He looked at me and shook his head.

"I doubt that."

"Yeah you're right. We are probably equally annoying." He handed my bag to me and we started walking to the bathroom. For some reason he took the long way. I guess he wasn't thinking straight. We ended up walking past Hidan and Tiarra's room. I wonder if Sasori got her. If so, where is he and where is she?

We walked past a couple more rooms and each time we kept hearing noises. They kept getting louder and I couldn't make out what they were. We stopped when we seen the kitchen. My eyes widdened and Deidara almost dropped me.

Tiarra was on top of Sasori's back. He was crawling around and Tiarra kept laughing, screaming "Hurry! The llamas think they are all bad ass because they have four legs? Well we will show them! We will show them all!" I didn't know the obvious thing. Anyone with a right mind would do it. I took out my Ipod and started recording everything.

Tiarra smacked Sasori hard in the face. "Stop! We can't just show the llamas who's boss. No, we have the show the butterflies too!" She climbed off of Sasori's back and she jumped on top of the counter top and jumped off. I watched her fall flat on her face on the floor. I waiting to see what she would do. She just looked up after a few seconds and yelled, "Take that you bastard butterflies!" I couldn't help it. I started to laugh and hopped down from Deidara's arms. I walked over to the table and set my ipod down showing everyone. I grabbed the wine bottle and looked towards Deidara.

"Why don't we join in on the fun." I said with a smirk. He put his hand on his hip and ruffled his hair.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt, hm." I grinned and chugged down the rest of the bottle, making sure it didn't touch my lips. Germs, you know.

I couldn't even begin to describe what took place in that kitchen.

Tiarra's POV

I openned my eyes and found myself I was in an uncomfortable position. I looked around me and blinked a couple times. "What the- oww!" I yelled holding my head. It felt like pounding in my head. I looked down and saw something on me. It was some...white substance. Get your minds out of the gutter! It's milk. I finally realized where I had been sitting. I fell asleep in the sink. Now I was super confuzzled. Why did I had milk poured all over me and why was I in the sink?

I glanced around the room and I found I wasn't alone. I saw Deidara laying on the table, half naked. I saw Tobi laying on his stomach on the floor and Lydia half beside him with her arms on his leg. I saw Sasori on top of the fridge for some reason, but I guess it's no weirder then being in a sink. I moved my legs out of the sink and went to jump down when I seen someone behind the counter. Kisame was laying on the floor right under my feet. I tried my best to jump over him, but failed. insted of missing his leg, I stepped on it which caused me to fall.

"Damnit!" I cursed rubbing my knee. As if my body wasn't in enough pain. I cursed Kisame in my head because it looked like he wasn't affected at all and I took all the pain.

I stood back up and started to walk over towards the table and stopped. I covered my eyes right away and peeked through them at the same time. What I saw would have scarred me if not for the Akatsuki robe. Konan was passed out on top of Pein underneath the table. The robe covered them both besides a few limbs sticked out, like a leg or arm. What the hell took place here last night? I walked out into the living room and almost burst into laughter. Hidan was passed out on the couch with a couple beer cans surrounding him. He was wearing the same pink tutu that he had once dared Itachi to wear. All Hidan was wearing was a pair of boxers and the tutu. I thanked Jashin that he was wearing boxers.

Even Zetsu was passed out. He was in the corner on top of a plant. I don't even want to know what happened there. I walked around the living room and found Kakuzu. I stepped back a bit, but not much. He was laying on the ground in a pile of money. This pile was HUGE! I would grab a couple bills if I wasn't afraid Kakuzu counted it before had. He's not taking my heart!

I went to walk away, but with me being clumsy I slipped on the money and fell right ontop of Kakuzu.

"F***." I cursed. Kakuzu opened his eyes fast and looked right at me. I nervously smile and waved. He looked around and glared at me.

"You were trying to take my money weren't you." He said pushing me off of him and standing up. I started to back up.

"N-no! I swear! I w-was just looking around!" I said, hitting something solid. I turned and seen that I hit the back of the couch. Just before Kakuzu could intimidate me more, Itachi came and pulled me by my arm.

"Stop messing around." He said simply. I started to wave my arms around crazily.

"I wasn't messing aorund! I was about to die! And aww Kitten you saved me!" I said hugging his side. He lightly poked me and I removed my grip from him smiling.

"So, what happened here?" He asked me. I looked at him and shook my head.

"That's what I would like to know. Maybe we should wake up someone else? I know I'm waking up Lydia. And maybe Sasori."

"You do that." He said, stopping.

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm heading back to my room." I grabbed onto his arm.

"But BunnyBooty, I can't do this alone!" He looked at me with a "WTF" face.

"What is with these names?" He asked.

"I really don't know. Honestly. But they are fun to say! And be honest, you love them." I said, smiling. Itachi just rolled his eyes and smirked.

"Okay! Let's wake everybody up!" I yelled running into the kitchen. I forgot Tobi and Lydia were right there and I fell right on top of them.

"What the hell is with the llamas today! Damnit Lydia you've got me cursing the llamas!" Lydia opened her eyes and held her head.

"Yep. That's the hangover, bro." I said, getting off of them. Tobi jumped up and started running around. I'm starting to think that he didn't even drink last night. That guy is just all kinds of weird.

"Everyone Shutup!" Lydia yelled. I looked at her and poked her.

"I was the only one who talked and I only said one sentence." She pushed me back and started screaming.

"Oh my god! You just keep talking!" I started to yell back at her.

"You keep yelling at me and I'm going to sing!" She started to mumbnle something as she stood up and took in the scene around her. She cracked a smile when she saw the table.

"Oh my god Lydia! Stop checking out Deidara!" I yelled. She smacked my arm and pointed to the table.

"I'm not! I'm smiling because my Ipod is on the table. Despite everything, I remember pressing the record button. I wonder how much it recorded."

"Me too. Okay!" I said clapping my hands together. "Let's get everyone up."

"1"

"2"

"3"

"EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES UP" I yelled. I glared at Lydia.

"Oh were we BOTH supposed to go on 3?" She asked, innocently.

I punched her arm. "Just help me wake everyone up." I grumbled." When I looked up, it seemed that Itachi had already woken everyone up.

"Well that was easier then I thought."

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