MK Ladies' Food Challenges

by cw2k

The Ladies of Mortal Kombat, Kitana, Jade, Tanya and Mileena, has come to Earthrealm to compete in food challenges in various fast food joints. This is not exactly a story but it's something different. This was inspired by Youtubers, the Hodgetwins. Can the ladies do what the they do, or make a damn fool of themselves? :)

11. Episode 10: Grilled Chili Dogs

MK Ladies' Food Challenges

Episode 10: Chili Hot Dogs

Challengers: Jade vs Mileena

Place: Burger King

Jade and Mileena head to Burger King for a new challenge.

Mileena: Where are we heading? Fuck's wrong with you?

Jade: Sorry, Mileena. I was going to have a home-cooked meal, but recently I pissed off Kitana. I told her we were going to do another challenge and she said, "Yeah, go Jade. Eat your damn fast food, I ain't cooking your black ass shit.

Mileena: Wow.

Jade: Yeah, I'll take two of your Grilled Chili Dogs.

Manager: Ok. Anything else?

Jade: That'll be it.

Manager: Total is 4.17.

Jade: That's some good customer service.

***INITIATE CHALLENGE-JADE VS MILEENA***

Mileena: Park over there. I don't want people looking at us while we eat.

Jade: It says 100% beef.

Mileena: Well, it looks like shit. It's not the most attractive looking thing.

Jade: Hot dogs in general don't look fuckin' good. What the fuck are you talking about?

Mileena: You know what a hot dog is made of, right?

Jade: Shut up!

Mileena: Thay take pig ears, pig snouts, pig feet, pig necks, pig dicks, pig tails, they take all that, shit, right? Put some seasoning in it, and grind that shit up!

Jade: You know what this tastes like? A fuckin' hot dog. Not bad.

Mileena: 100% beef.

Jade: I can tell they're grilled though.

Jade: I like to boil my hot dogs.

Mileena: I like mine grilled.

Jade? Really?

Mileena: Grilled, boiled... they're both good.

Jade finishes first.

Mileena: You know what I perfer? A good hot dog.

Jade: You realize I beat you, Mileena.

Mileena: Damn it!

Mileena finishes her hot dog.

Mileena: DAMN good hot dog!

Jade: Eat whatever the FUCK you wanna eat!

JADE WINS