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On with the story!

Tiarra's POV

"Hurry up! God Damn, why are you all so slow?!" I yelled at them. I was anxious to see this video. Deidara opened his mouth to speak, but Hidan cut him off.

"Shut the hell up, little bitch. You keep screaming and you will be a sacrifice to Jashin!" I stuck my tongue out at him and he glared at me. Deidara smacked the back of my head as he walked past me.

"Hidan, you took the words right out of my mouth, hm."

"Shutup Deidara. You wouldn't offer me to Jashin." I yelled at him. He ignored me and everyone started to pile into the living room. Pain and Konan were woken up last. They put on some clothes after everyone caught them naked. Hidan cheered and smacked Pain on the back saying "You finally hit that!"

Hidan took off the tutu when he woke up. I was going to tease him about it, but he threatened me. He said he'd lock me out of our room. I'd have to sleep on the couch. I don't like to be alone. Plus, being here i'd rather not sleep in the open. I have no clue what would happen, so I didn't tease him.

Their was a TV in the living room which we managed to hook up the Ipod to. Don't ask me where they got the cords or the TV, because I have no idea. Everyone tried their best to get a seat on the couch. Pain was on the end with Konan on his lap. Beside him was Kisame, Itachi, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, and Hidan. They all squished together on the couch, not looking too happy to be so close to one another. Tobi was sitting pretzel style on the floor and Zetsu was standing by the arm of the couch arguing with himself.

Lydia and I looked at eachother and smiled. We both knew we werent going to sit on the floor. Lydia ran up and sat on Deidara's lap. I ran up and Jumped on Hidan.

"Oh hell no." Hidan said. Well fine then. I stuck my tongue out at him and sat on Sasori's lap. He glanced at me and looked away.

"Wow, Sasori is so nice unlike SOME PEOPLE!" I yelled, trying to make it as obvious as possible to Hidan. He looked over at me and just smacked the back of my head. "What the hell is with people smacking me today?!" I yelled, but everyone ignored me. Tobi ran up and pressed start on the video while I sat back and pouted.

This is how the video went.

I smacked Sasori hard in the face. "Stop! We can't just show the llamas who's boss. No, we have the show the butterflies too!" I climbed off of Sasori's back and stood on top of the counter top and jumped off. I watched myself fall flat on my face. I just looked up after a few seconds and yelled, "Take that you bastard butterflies!"

The camera started to move and was set on the table. Lydia walked in front of it, grabbed the wine and said "Why don't we join in on the fun." You could hear Deidara say "I guess it wouldn't hurt, hm." Lydia chugged the rest of the wine and Deidara had a bit of beer.

"LeeLee? Is that you?" I said, feeling Lydia's face. She smacked my face and I fell to the ground. Deidara started laughing and yelled "Ohh! Bitch fight, hmm!"

I looked up at Deidara and said "Then shouldn't you be in on this fight too, Deidara? Aren't you a 'bitch'?" I asked holding my cheek from where Lydia smacked me. Deidara stared at me.

"You're right. I'm...I'm...I'm a F****** Sexy Chick!" He yelled as he jumped up on the table and started to slowly strip. Sasori, Lydia, and I started to applaud.

"Oh my god you're so sexy!" I started to scream and fangirl from the floor. Sasori started to fan girl with me. Lydia pulled out money from her pocket and started to put it in his pants, which kept falling out.

Kakuzu came walking into the camera's view. "What is going on in here?! Why is their money everywhere?" I did something I thought I would never do. I stood up and hugged Kakuzu.

"Kuzu! Is Deidara a better stripper than me?" I asked, with tears in my eyes. He looked at me with a 'WTF' face.

"I wouldn't know weakling, I've never seen you strip. Not that you ever would in the first place." He said. I looked up at him with a smirk on my face.

"Is that a challenge?" I asked him. He gets closer to me.

"So what if it is?" It looked like I was about to say something back, but Hidan came into the kitchen.

"What the hell is going on here?" He yelled, saying the same thing Kakuzu said. Well, close to the same thing.

"Kuzu said I should strip!" I yelled, giggling. Hidan threw Kakuzu a glare and Kakuzu just shrugged his shoulders. Hidan glanced over at the table and Deidara was giving Lydia a lap dance.

"Me next!" I shouted to Deidara. He looked at me and asked, "Do you have any money?" I shook my head. "Then no dance for you." I started to cry and Sasori came over and started to pat my back.

"Was it those damn clouds again?! I will make them pay!" He yelled. I looked him in the eyes. I was gasping for air in the middle of my tears.

"Sasori, I *gasp* need to *sniffle* tell you something." He started to stroke my hair. "You can tell me anything." I took a deep breath. "Sasori, I'm secretly a llama. I'm sorry I didn't tell you!" I said. He stopped stroking me hair and stood up. "Sasori please!" I yelled. "No. I only like horses. I can't believe you had the nerve to be a llama and try to fly." I started to laugh. Like an evil type of laugh. "Sasori, that's okay. I've been in love with Hidan and Kuzu this whole time!" Sasori spun around and Lydia tackled Hidan to the ground.

"Hidannn try some! It's really gloof! Gloof? Ha! I meant good!" Lydia fell to the floor and started to laugh, which then turned into tears. "Why can't I be a good stripper like Dei Dei!" Kakuzu already chugged down a couple beers. Hidan joined him.

"I'm not going to be the bitch here and not drink. I will out drink all of you!" Hidan shouted.

"That's my Hidan! You are sooo manly!" Lydia said, rubbing his arm. I started to giggle as Deidara grabbed Lydia and threw her on the table. "Bow chicka wow wow!" I sang out. Lydia started to laugh. "This isn't suppose to happen! I'm not gay!" Lydia shouted.

Hidan jumped up onto the table with them. "I am!" He yelled. Lydia gasped. "No! Those damn unicorns got to you didn't they!?" Lydia yelled sliding out from under Deidara. "Why is everyone so loud out here?!" Pain yelled from the hallway, walking into the kitchen. Konan was at his side. Her hair was slightly messed up and Pain's robe wasn't on straight. I walked up and started to elbow Pain. "Hey, hey. You hit that? Yeeaahhh, you hit that." I said, giggling. Konan blushed and started to pat down her hair. Lydia tossed me a couple cans of beer and I gave them to Pain and Konan. They looked at the cans. "I will not tolerate this kind of behavior. Everyone get back to their rooms."

Hidan came up and kissed Pain's cheek. "Calm down sweet cheeks. We aren't f****** up the kitchen. It's all good." Hidan said. Lydia started to cry. "Why does Hidan kiss Pain. I'm prettier then Pain!" "Those damn clouds today! Making everyone cry!" Sasori cried out. He jumped up onto the counter and started to pee into the sink. "This will make them think twice! Try washing your hands in this dirty sink you bastards!" Pain just sighed and shrugged. He glanced over at Konan who was already drinking her beer. Pain then took a drink of his beer.

"I might as well be a dumbass for one night." Then he chugged the rest of the can and opened another. Withing minutes he had chugged around 4 cans. "I bet I can drink more!" Hidan bet, again. "You're on!" Pain yelled and they started their competition. I was busy flirting with Kakuzu for some reason. Deidara was trying to strip for Lydia, but Lydia was cheering Hidan on in his contest. Konan started to break dance on the table, which caused Pain to become distracted. He threw his beer can and literally tackled Konan off of the table. "LeeLee! Look! I think they are gonna do it!" I screamed. Lydia started to swat at the air. "Tia! Tell the lights to shut the hell up! Please!" She screamed. Tobi came in running when he heard all of us.

"Tobi's a good boy!...But Tobi will be a bad boy just. This. Once." He said grabbing a beer can. Lydia started to laugh again as she jumped on Tobi's back. "I'm going to start singing!" Lydia yelled. She started to sing Thrift Shop (Do not own).

"Oh my god! I look so pretty!" I said, looking into a plate I found on the floor. Hidan slapped my face hard and I fell to the floor. "If anyone pretty here it's me, little bitch!" He yelled pulling on a pink tutu. Don't ask me where he got it, because I couldn't tell you. Hidan then started to dance around like a ballerina and danced right out of the room.

Lydia was too busy singing to notice Hidan left. Sasori finished his 'business' in the sink and tackled me to the ground.

"Sasori! You came back to me!" I yelled, with tears in my eyes. Sasori just smirked.

"I have a thing for llamas." I started to laugh and the craziest thing happened. Sasori was pushed off of me by Lydia.

"LeeLee? What's wrong?" I asked. She started to laugh evily.

"You're a llama, aren't you Tia." I started to back away.

"LeeLee! Please forgive me! I wanted to tell you! But-but-but...YOU HUNT LLAMAS!" I yelled, crying for the millionth time that night.

"Yes. I do. And I'm going to kill you. If I can't be a llama, then you can't either." Lydia almost tackled me, but Deidara tackled her again.

"Lap Dance Time!" He yelled. Lydia forgot all about me and started arguing with Deidara. I jumped onto Kakuzu's back.

"Kuzu, I love you." I whispered into his ear. He started smiling, then that smile turned into laughter.

"Sorry kid, there's only one person I love." I looked hurt.

"W-who?"

"That Jashin loving, son of a bitch." I smiled.

"Then go to him. Be the skittles to his cloud." Kakuzu then shook me off of his back and ran into the living room. Tobi had already passed out on the floor and Lydia walked over towards him, attempting to take off his mask. Tobi woke up and pushed a pressure point on her neck. She fell out instantly.

"Started from the bottom, now we're here. Started from the bottom now the whole teams here." I started singing. Deidara was on the table passed out. I walked over and grabbed a dollor that was hanging out of his boxers and stuffed it into my pocket.

"He doesn't deserve this money. Didn't even give me a lap dance.." I said walking away from the table. Kisame was making out with the carton of milk. I don't even know when he got into the kitchen.

"I'll give you a lap dance." Sasori said. I smiled and nodded.

"Okay." I said, simply. He told me to go into the sink, which I did. At that moment Kisame started to pour milk on me.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!" He sang and I joined in.

"And they're like it's better then yours, damn right it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I'd have to charge. La la, la la la!"

"Let's begin the lap dance!" Sasori yelled. Kisame cheered...

That's where the video cut off.

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"Well, that was..." Lydia started.

"Strange." Deidara finished.

"I didn't get to see the lap dance." I said, pouting. Everyone looked at me.

"Really?! Out of everything that happened, that's why you're mad?!" Kisame yelled.

"Well, Lydia got a lap dance!" I yelled. Lydia blushed a bit and glared at me.

"You're in love with Kakuzu!" Lydia yelled back.

"Kakuzu is in love with Hidan!" I yelled.

"Hidan wears Tutu's!" Kakuzu yelled.

"At least I don't give lap dances!"

"I wasn't completely naked, unlike SOME people, hmm!"

"At least we aren't llamas!" Konan and Pain shouted. Now, it's back to me.

"Well, im not the one who's in LOVE with llamas!" I yelled. Sasori rolled his eyes and pushed me off of his lap.

"Obviously none of this is true. We were all drunk. Just forget about it all." Sasori said.

"You know you love me. Say it. You're in love with this crazy, skittle throwing cloud magnet, llama!" I yelled. Then, I smiled. Which turned into laughter.

Lydia joined in and soon everyone was laughing. Okay, maybe not everyone. But i know everyone at least cracked a smile. That includes Itachi.

"Let me just say one thing." I started, once the laughter died down. "We are a f***ed up group of people, but that's what makes us kick-ass awesome!" I yelled.

"Hell yeah!" Hidan yelled.

And again, everyone smiled.

*I'm sooooooooo Sorry! I know I'm super late! I had the flu so I was behind in homework. I also kinda failed a test :/ Also, im sorry that it wasn't very funny! I was trying to rush it for you guys who were patiently waiting. Forgive me! If you need me i will be back in my emo corner until I come up with funnier ideas :/

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