MK Ladies' Food Challenges
Episode 11: Beefy Crunch Burrito
Challengers: Mileena vs Tanya
Place: Taco Bell
Tanya: I'll take 2 of your Beefy Crunch Burritos, with a medium soda.
Employee: What kind?
Tanya: Diet Pepsi. You got the 2 combos?
Employee: Yes I do. Will that be all?
Tanya: Yes.
Employee: That's 3.49.
***INITIATE CHALLENGE-MILEENA VS TANYA***
Tanya: It feels like I'm repeating myself to him.
Mileena: You might have confused because of your Edenian dialect.
Tanya: I know what the fuck I said! He wasn't paying attention. I don't sound like a goddamn maniac!
Mileena Yes you do. You just don't notice it.
Tanya: Today is a good day.
Tanya gives Mileena the bag.
Tanya: You sure you wanna eat this?
Mileena: Yea. It looks good.
Tanya: We're about to find out in this challenge.
Mileena: Oh that air feels so good.
Tanya: Mm-hmm.
Tanya: It's got... what are those red things?
Mileena: I think thy're called Hot Fritos.
Tanya: Did he give us any straws?
Mileena: No!
Tanya: Fuck that motherfucker!
Mileena: This is good.
Tanya: Not bad at all.
Mileena: Better catch up, Tanya. I'm gonna beat you.
Tanya: So this burrito has Hot Fritos, some meat, rice, and some cheese.
Mileena: Cheese whiz. I see some sour cream action.
Tanya: That's cheese.
Mileena: This shit is delicious.
Tanya: Kind of spicy.
Mileena: I want another one.
Mileena took her final bite.
Mileena: I wins.
Tanya: FUCK ME!
Mileena: That shit was good as hell! I wanna go in there and get me two more. Taco Bell, y'all did something real good with yourselves. Something real good.
Tanya: Eat whatever the FUCK you wanna eat!
MILEENA WINS