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Tiarra's POV
I was still so tired. I rolled over and checked my phone. 5am.
"Go away! Its too early!" I yelled at Deidara, while lifting the covers over my head. Why did we have to get up so early for this mission?
"Get the hell up, un!" Deidara yelled at me, while ripping the covers off at the same time. I growled at him and glared.
"Why are you even waking me up? Where the hell is Sasori?! Shouldn't you wake up Lydia? I mean you two DO share a bed." His cheeks started to get a little pink, which I found adorable.
"Yeah, but him and I drew sticks because we didn't know which of you was harder to wake up, un. I unfortunately got you.." He explained, while mumbling the last part. I shook my head and laid back down.
"It's way to early bro. Wake me up in 5 hours." With that I put the pillow back over my head.
"Just get the hell up-" Deidara started, but he was interrupted.
"Get the f*** up little bitch! You are both pissing me off." Hidan shouted while pushing me off the bed.
"What the hell Hidan! I'm going to kill you!" I yelled as I jumped up to attack him. Deidara caught me by my waist in mid jump and carried me out of the room. Once we were out Deidara slammed the door shut.
I started punching Deidara and he dropped me. "Jeez Deidara what the hell is your problem?! And your hands got slobber all over my waist!" I yelled. He didn't say anything, but he looked super annoyed. I was annoyed too. It's 5 in the morning and he wants to wake me up now?!
My thoughts were interrupted by a crash in the next room. Deidara and I ran to the room, opened the door, and saw Lydia being attack by a puppet.
"Stop! I'll freaking murder you!" Lydia yelled. Sasori seemed proud of himself. We can't have that now can we. I decided to help Lydia out.
I ran over and jumped on Sasori's back and covered his eyes. "Run Lydia!" I yelled and she tumbled off the bed and ran towards the door, but Deidara jumped in the way.
"Deidara, if you don't get out of my way... I will kill you." Lydia said in a menacing voice. Deidara started laughing and pulled out some clay from his bag.
"I've been waiting to fight someone all week! Bring it on, Yeah!" He yelled. Lydia leaped at him and tackled him to the ground. I didn't see what happened next because Sasori threw me off of his back.
"I just wanted some sleep...and you both ruined that this morning." I said, while looking down. The air around me became menacing as I grew angrier. Suddenly wind started to spin around me. It spun around me rapidly, never hurting me. As my rage grew the wind became stronger. I could no longer see anything outside the wind. I smiled at this new found power. My happiness didn't last for long as the wind quickly died down. When the wind was completely gone everyone's eyes were on me and I could see the damage that had taken place. A couple of Sasori's puppets were lying in pieces against the wall, while Deidara was hovering protectively over Lydia. Not that she needed protection. She didn't look scared at all. She was just grinning.
"Why are you grinning like that?"
"Isn't it obvious? Now we both have something to look forward to after training. Itachi-Sensei will teach us how to control our power." She said, excitedly. I started smiling, but frowned almost instantly and directed my attention towards the two dumb asses in the room.
"You two woke us up. We don't like being woken up. I will kill bo-" I was cut off by Sasori lifting me up and throwing me over his shoulder. "Wha! Sasori what the hell dude! Let me down!" I yelled. He just ignored me.
"Dude let me go change!" Still, he continued to ignore me as he carried me out the bedroom door.
"Oh my mother fluffing llama loving unicorn horn having jesus christ at least let me pee!" Oh hey guess what? This bastard still ignored me. Fine. He wants it that way huh? I haven't sung in a while.
I take a deep breath. Here I go
((SONG: Yes Dance))
"We gonna teach y'all something tonght, some of y'all know it and some of y'all don't. You wanna know what it's called?" I sang/yelled. I heard a voice chime in from behind me. I seen Lydia being carried by Deidara. She joined in.
"It's called Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes." She sang smiling. I laughed and continued the song.
"Now some of y'all can't remember shit, if you ain't got words. So we gonna give y'all some words to remember this by." Lydia and I both sang the next part.
"It goes Work. Beats. Fierce. Sound! Work. Beats. Fierce. Sound! Work. Beats. Fierce. Sound! Work. Beats. Fierce. Sound! Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal. Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal."
We both practically screamed the next part. "DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! STOP! I lost my contact...found it."
"Shut the Fuck up!" I hear through the walls. I giggle to myself. Deidara and Sasori managed to handle the song, but it looks like Hidan could hear us through the walls. He didn't sound happy. Ha, good.
For some reason Deidara and Sasori carried us around the house only to end up back at our rooms. Deidara set Lydia down, almost gently while Sasori tossed me on the floor. Mother Fluffin Bastard.
"Get dressed. We leave in 20."
"Seconds?" I asked.
"Minutes?" Lydia asked.
"Hours?" I asked.
"Days?"
"Weeks?"
"Month-" Sasori cut us off. "Just get ready! I don't like to be kept waiting." With that he walked down the hall with Deidara following. I started laughing. He's already annoyed and it not even noon yet. This'll be a fun day. Like I said, I'm going to make it hell for him.
I ran inside my room and grabbed the clothes that were beside the bed. Konan was sweet enough to sew together some outfits for Lydia and I for our stay here. If Pain ever hurts her I swear to Bob I'll...probably do nothing.
I put on the outfit that was set out, I grabbed my weapons, and lightly slapped Hidan before I ran out the room. Don't worry, It was a slap full of love. I quickly threw my hair up in a bun before knocking on Lydia's door.
"Yo, bro. You done yet?" I asked as the door was opening. "I'll take that as a yes. Let's go!" I said, skipping towards the kitchen where I figured they'd be. I was right. Sasori and Deidara were both sitting at the table with someone else. I decided to get closer to see who it was. He turned around to face me and I stumbled falling to the ground.
"What's wrong kid. You look like you've seen a ghost." Kakuzu says, with a smirk. I started to back away as he got closer. He knelt down and lifted me up by the shirt.
"Don't screw up this mission. If you do, I'll kill you." I don't know what happened, but I felt a rush within me. He tossed me to the ground.
"Damn.." I said, smiling as Kakuzu walked away.
"What?" Lydia asked.
"I don't know... correct me if I'm wrong, but.. he looked super sexy just now." Deidara and Sasori's heads snapped towards me in interest.
"You're wrong." Lydia said simply.
"Oh come on!" I scoffed. "The same thing happened to you and Tobi.
Lydia acted completely innocent. (which we all know she isn't) "I have no idea what you're talking about"
I rolled my eyes at her act of innocence and started skipping towards the door. "Y'all comin?" I yelled back. I continued skipping until reaching the door. Apparently there was a little step before the door that I didn't see. As I opened the door I tripped over the step sending me flying out the door.
"Fuck you gravity! Ahh! Crap on a stick! Jashin loving mother FLUFFIN lollipop child of satan! Jeez!" I screamed out. I heard Lydia come up behind me laughing her ass off. "No thanks best friend. I don't need any help!" I yelled at her.
She continued laughing and wiped a fake tear from her eyes. "No problem, bro." I stood up with the help of no one.
"Let's go." Sasori said with a straight face and started walking.
"Sasoriiiiiiiiii!" I whined, grabbing onto his arm.
"What?" He replied without looking back.
"Can you carry me?" I asked with puppy dog eyes. The problem is, since he wasn't looking at me the puppy dog eyes had no effect.
"No."
"Come ON Sasori! Deidara is carrying Lydia!"
"Well I'm not Deidara."
I pouted and looked at Lydia who was getting an effin piggy back ride. She looked at me and sighed. I didn't understand what she was sighing about until I heard Deidara. It seems he was trying to impress her.
"Watch what I can do!" Deidara proceeded to make a little bird out of his clay. It flew over and landed on a tree branch. "KATSU!" He yelled and the tree blew up. Lydia just rolled her eyes.
"Pshh, you're no Tobi." She said. No. She. Just. Didn't. I looked at Deidara to see what his expression was. He looked a mixture of anger and confusion. Deidara just stopped and dropped Lydia right where they were.
"What the fluff Deidara!" She yelled. He turned away from her and started walking.
"Maybe Tobi will come and pick you up, un." Lydia stood up while glaring holes into Deidara's back. I couldn't help but laugh.
"What are you laughing at?" Lydia asked, now glaring at me. Obviously her glares aren't gonna work.
"I'm laughing at the fact that you totally deserved that." She rolled her eyes and we continued walking.
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"OH MY GOD WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR HOURS!" I yell out.
"Shut up. We're almost there." Did...did Sasori just tell me to shutup? I think its time for another song.
I took in a deep breath and started singing.
((SONG: Milkshake))
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like 'It's better than yours'. Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but i'd have to charge."
and of course Lydia joined in too. Can't have one friend singing the song now can we.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like 'It's better than yours'. Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but i'd have to charge."
"I don't know the rest..." I said.
"Good" I heard Sasori and Deidara both say at the same time. I rolled my eyes and kept walking with the rest of them. I was seriously starting to get tired. How the hell are they not tired?!
I started to study my surroundings to pass the time... yeah. That's how you know I was bored. I looked at a tree. Then another tree. Then, oh guess what? Another tree. UGH this is so boring! I started to count the number of steps I took. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11- *Smack*
I tripped over my foot and landed on the ground.
"Owwy.." I said quietly as I stood back up. "No no thanks guys! Once again I got up with the help of no one."
"Good for you for being Independent." Lydia said. I glared and she skipped ahead of me. Weirdo.
I was trailing a little bit behind them and I tried to study my surroundings again.
I saw some bushes start moving from the corner of my eye. I stared at the bushes and it stopped. Everyone had gone ahead of me. I moved closer towards the bushes. Closer. Closer. Closer.
"Rawr!" I screamed as I jumped behind the bushes, trying to scare away the predator only to get attacked.
"Ahh!" I started yelling and quickly stopped. I seen who the so called 'predator' was. "A-Akamaru?!"
"Hey guys I found him!" I heard a voice call from behind. I turned around to see a kid about a year or 2 younger than me pick up Akamaru. He started laughing as Akamaru licked his face. The boy then looked up at me.
"Huh? Who are you?" Kiba too?! Oh god this isn't good.
"Kiba-kun, that's great. You found him." I heard a light voice say while coming up from behind him. Hinata...and Shino too!
"Kiba...who's this?" Shino asked.
Well Fuck...This isn't good at all.
*Once Again I'm SOOO SORRY I HAVEN"T UPDATED! Back in May we had exams and I had to study SUPER hard for them. I ended up Passing! :D And right after school ended my family took a trip to Massachusetts where I had no Internet for a MONTH! I thought I was going to lose it! But I'm finally back and I made this chapter! I know it isn't a very good chapter. I was away from writing for more than a month and suddenly coming back trying to write and catch up on my anime was hard. I lost my train of thought writing this and so I know this chapter wasn't very funny. I apologize DX
Again, I'm super sorry for making you all wait. Please forgive me? D: