Tiarra's POV

"Master Hokage sir, uhm.. Is thst really the best idea? I mean, you know nothing about me!" I practically yelled. I don't know what I was expecting when I walked into the Hokage's office, but THIS?! I was definitely not expecting this.

"This way, Kakashi and I will be able to keep an eye on you. This is the safest way for us to keep you in the village, since we still don't know how you managed to get past our village guards. While you're on team Kakashi, he can train you to be a better ninja. We will also provide you will an apartment to stay in."

Oh my god, is this dude serial? What the heckle am I supposed to say to that! I don't even know where Deidara, Sasori, and Lydia are! Oh my god.. Lydia.

"Sir...Uhm, what about my friend?" I asked, rather slowly.

"Your friend?"

"Yes, sir. I came here with a friend. We can't be separated."

He stroked his beard and gave out a little laugh. "Looks to me like the two of you are separated now." I gave a nervous laugh and rubbed my arm while he gave it some thought. Naruto leaned over to me.

"I'm sure he'll let your friend stay here too. Gramps may not look it, but he's really nice!" Naruto whispered, and gave me a cheesy grin. I couldn't help but smile too.

"I don't usually put 5 ninja students on a team because things could prove to be dangerous, but..." He paused and looked at my with a little smile. "I'll make an exception. You and your friend will be allowed to share an apartment and you will both be put on team Kakashi. Naruto, take Tiarra to her apartment. It's the one right next to yours. I will inform Kakashi of this arrangement as soon as you leave and he will meet up with you guys later."

I didn't know what to do next so I ended up bowing and thanking the Hokage for being so generous. There's things I'm worried about though. What the heck am I supposed to tell Deidara and Sasori. One cannot just leave the Akatsuki, not that I want to anyways. I love being apart of the Akatsuki, but being here in Konoha feels...I don't know, like home I guess. This is just a shit load of fun, now isn't it.

Lydia's POV

"That bitchacho." I mumble to myself. "Going on a date with Naruto and leaving me with two antisocial freaks."

"Date?" Deidara and Sasori say simultaneously. Ooh, yay. Something fun to do.

"Oh no, you two wouldn't care about a silly thing like that. It's nothing." I say, waving my hands in the air. Oh heck yes, I'm soo going to throw Tiarra under the bus for this one. She shouldn't have left me.

"What date, Lydia! This chick is going to screw up our whole mission!" Deidara said, almost yelling. I looked at Sasori, but he didn't seem to care anymore. I guess I have to kick it up a notch.

"Well, it was just with this cute blonde boy. Like, super cute. Cuter than Sasuke, even!" Yeah, I lied. No one can be cuter than Sasuke.

"Who the hell is Sasuke?!" Deidara asked a little viciously. Shizz man, shizz! I'm digging my own grave while trying to dig hers! Think of something, Lydia. Quick!

"Well, he's no Tobi." Are you freaking kidding me. Did that just come out of my mouth. Oh my god why lord why did I say that. Just take me now, please lord take me now!

I could see Deidara was angry, but he managed to calm himself.

"You're lucky we are on a mission. I'd have blown your ass straight out of town, bitch."

"You know what Deidara? Sounds to me like you're jealous!" Hell yeah I got angry too. I know I was out of line, but he called me a bitch! What does he care anyways? It ain't like he really is jealous..right? Ugh! Why the heck is he so angry! Boys are just weird.

Sasori stepped in as we were both getting really heated.

"Deidara you need to calm down. Lydia, just shut the fuck up." I would have said a sassy comeback or something, but this dude looked really mad. I guess he's mad we are screwing up the mission. Thank god Kakuzu isn't here.

Deidara walked away from me and started walking side by side with Sasori. Well you know what? I'm not going to stay here with two meanies. I slowed down my walking pace until they were walking pretty far in front of me and I pushed my way through some bushes as silently as I could. I pushed through until there wasn't bush anymore, and I jumped out.

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*Crash*

"Oi! Who are you?" Ugh, another person I have to deal with. Fake smile. Fake smile.

"Hi-Hi, I'm Lydia. W-who are you?"

"Shikamaru. Ah I see, you're one of the new members on Team Kakashi. It's a drag, but we were told to lead you to him if we found you."

What.

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WHAT!?

Tiarra's POV

After Naruto led me to my new apartment, we set out in search of Kakashi.

"So...Naruto. What's this Kakashi person look like anyways." I asked, despite already knowing.

"Well, he's got a mask on, so no one can really see his face. He's got hair that defies gravity too!"

When Naruto said that, I started laughing. He joined in too, but he stopped suddenly and grabbed my hand.

"There he is!" He screamed and started yelling. "Kakashi-Sensei!" Naruto yelled. I could make out a couple people who was with him. Sasuke was there, and so was Sakura unfortunately. Also...Lydia?! Already?

"Ahh, finally you two love birds could join us." Kakashi said, and Naruto just blushed and started yelling about how much he loves Sakura. I rolled my eyes and looked at Kakashi. I can't believe Kakashi is standing right in front of me. He's so...So..

"Hot." I blurt out accidentally. I covered my mouth and Lydia started laughing because she knew exactly what I was thinking. I glared at her and Kakashi gave me a confused look.

"Sorry, Kakashi. It's just that.. you're like really hot." I said, blushing a bit. He gave a nervous laugh and scratched his head. I started laughing and practically jumped on him.

"Kakashi, boo. Will you marry me?" I said, holding in my laugh. I love making people feel uncomfortable. It's actually a gift, really.

"You're so lame." I heard from behind me. I let go of Kakashi and turned around to face the person who said it.

"You're just jealous because I'm giving my love to Kakashi and not to you. Are you mad because I'm the only girl in the whole town who doesn't find you incredibly hot, Sasuke?" I said with a glare. He returned the glare and Sakura punched me in the arm.

"Don't be a bitch to Sasuke-kun!" I gasped.

"Did this bitch...just call me a bitch?" I looked at Kakashi, and even after only knowing me for a few minutes he knew what that look meant. I was about to fight her. I went to punch her, but Kakashi stopped my fist and pushed Sakura away from harm.

"I can see that this arrangement is going to be rather difficult. Why don't we each say our likes and dislikes and a reason on why we are becoming ninjas." Kakashi said, trying to get us to settle.

"Kakashi-Sensei we've already done this exercise." Sakura complained.

"Yes, but we have two new team members. Who wants to start?" I raised my hand.

"Okay, my likes... So far I like most of the people I met today. Gaara, Konohamaru, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, the Hokage, Naruto, Kakashi. Oh I also like Ita-" I stopped myself. I almost said Itachi. I almost named off Akatsuki members. I glanced at Sasuke and his eyes were wide. Shit shit, I fucked up.

"Itachuzuku ramen!" I made up on the spot. Naruto started laughing really hard and Sakura had a smug look on her face. I know she's thinking about how stupid I am right now for mispronouncing the name.

"It's Ichiraku Ramen!" Naruto managed to say in between laughs. I giggled and tapped my head.

"Whoops, yeah that!" Sasuke was still looking at me and Kakash looked a little suspicious, but he smiled afterwards so I could continue.

"My dislikes are cursing and Sakura." I glanced at Sakura and she was glaring at me. I smiled and continued. "I want to be a ninja because I want to protect people. I don't want others to get hurt." Kakashi nodded and it was now Lydia's turn. She half smiled and looked down.

"I-I don't really..uhm.." She started. I get it. I got you Lydia!

"She likes to breakdance and sing." I said. Kakashi looked between the both of us,and Lydia was staring me down. I know what she wanted me to say. She wanted me to say 'Oh, she's not much of a talker' but I wasn't going to let this opportunity pass me by. Naruto the jumped up.

"Well! Lets hear a song!" Lydia was still glaring at me, but then her expression changed. Oh god, no.

"I only sing when Tiarra sings with me! Isn't that right bestie."

I nodded slowly and took a deep breath. I wasn't gonna back down, no sir. I accept her challenge.

*Song: Let it Go!

"Let it go, let it go

I am one with the wind and sky

Let it go, let it go

Youm never going back,

The past is in the past

Let it go, let it go

And I'll rise like the break of dawn

Let it go, let it go

That perfect girl is gone

Here I stand

In the light of day

Let the storm rage on,

The cold never bothered me anyway "

After we were done, the whole group was staring at us. And what happened is the truth, I shit you not Sasuke started laughing. After he started, Sakura and Naruto joined in. Kakashi even gave a little chuckle. Soon, we were all laughing.

"That was so bad!" Naruto said, laughing.

"Dude we are amazing, I don't know what you're talking about." Lydia said.

After the little laugh fest was over Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke all said their speeches again. Sasuke looked at me when he said he wanted to get revenge. I held his stare for a moment and smiled slightly.

Lydia's POV

While everyone was parting ways, Sakura told me that she wanted all of us to go to a karaoke place for a hangout with the whole team. I smiled and nodded and Kakashi told us that there was going to be a training practice tomorrow morning. That's when everyone nodded and left.

While we were walking along the path on our way home, I looked around to make sure no one was watching.

"Dude, Sasori and Deidara are pissed."

"What? How do you know?" Tiarra question, and my eyes opened wide.

"That's how." I said, pointing behind her.

Sasori and Deidara were pissed. More mad than I've ever seen. They look ready to kill.

Tiarra leaned over a whispered, "It looks like we can't cute our way out of this one.."

"Yeahp.."

We both walk over to the bushes slowly, and when we were close enough, they pulled us in.

"How are you guys not getting caught sneaking around like this?" I say, trying to change the obvious subject. Deidara had a stong grip on my arm and didn't say a word. That's what scared me. He was just silent. I looked over towards Tiarra and Sasori was whispering something to her that made her look so frightened.

I wanted to complain about Deidara's grip on my arm, but I didn't.

Deidara suddenly pulled me closer and whispered something in my ear.

"Because you two are on such good terms with the city, you two are going to steal the scroll. Try not to get your asses caught." After that he roughly shoved me away, leaving me there shocked. I watched as Sasori walked away from Tiarra and I looked at her. She had the same expression on her face.

What have we done.

*Has it really been 3 months?! OHMYGOSH I apologize like x1000 Im really sorry! I got my new laptop yesterday though, so I was able to type up a chapter fast for you guys! I'm sorry it took so much time for me to save up the money. If it wasn't a very good or funny chapter, I apologize again. I just wanted to get you guys a chapter as fast as possible . If you have any chapter ideas I'd love to hear them ! Love you guys 3