Tiarra's POV
"A date?!" Ino and Sakura repeated.
"Yes, it's something two people do when they like each other." I say, pulling Sasuke closer to me. Honestly, having Sasuke this close was uncomfortable for the both of us, but the look on Sakura and Ino's faces were just too good. "Oh wait, you two wouldn't know would you?" I finish. They were infuriated. This is just the best.
I look towards Kakashi and wink. He smiles through his mask. I'm sure he thinks this is probably just a joke of mine. I guess he's some what right.
We take our seats, sitting down with everyone. I sat down beside Lydia and Sasuke sat down beside me.
"We had a deal." Sasuke whispered to me. Everyone was staring so I pushed him lightly and blushed.
"Sasuke, don't say that here. There's so many people." Sasuke glared at me and both Sakura and Ino were pissed. I found this whole situation hilarious. Lydia glanced at me and I gave her the 'I'll tell you later' look. She nodded and picked up her menu.
"I thought you didn't like Sasuke-kun." Sakura said, through gritted teeth. I smiled warmly at her and grabbed Sasuke's arm.
"I didn't. That is, until he-" I started giggling before I continued. "Until he, you know, did what he did. He's such a romantic." I could feel Sasuke tense up and I could see him getting angry. I wanted to laugh so badly, but I held it in.
Ino and Sakura kept asking what it was that Sasuke did, but I ignored them both and turned to Shikamaru.
"I don't think we've met. My name is Tiarra." I said, with a warm smile. He rubbed the back of his neck.
"Shikamaru." Is all he said. I nodded and turned to Choji. He was eating a bag of chips while waiting on his food.
"My name is Choji!" He said, with a mouthful of chips. I laughed and said it was nice to meet him. He blushed a little and looked away. Is everyone here this adorable?
I then looked at Asuma-Sensei and Kurenai-Sensei. I kept looking between the both of them and then I looked at Asuma and winked suggestively. Kurenai blushed and Asuma laughed.
"Stop flirting with everyone, Tiarra." Lydia whispered. I punched her.
"I'm not flirting, you dangly dick. If you'd have watched the whole freaking series you'd know that Kurenai and Asuma end up together. I was just winking at him, like I was saying 'get it'." I whispered back. She rolled her eyes and went back to her menu. Everyone was carrying on with their own conversations. I went to pick up my menu, but Sasuke pulled me from the booth suddenly.
"Uhm, we'll be right back!" I yelled, as Sasuke kept pulling me. We ended up going outside of the restaurant, to the side of the building.
"Dude, what the hell! I'm starving!" I yelled at him. Sasuke pushed me against the side of the restaurant.
"You said you would tell me everything if I took you out on a date." He said. I smiled and got closer to his face.
"Yes, but this isn't exactly a date is it? This seems more like a hang out with friends, doesn't it Sasuke-bunny." I booped his nose, and he shoved me against the wall harder.
"You told everyone we were on a date, so it's a date. Now spill, how do you know my brother."
I sighed and shoved him away from me. "Damn Sasuke, I'll tell you after dinner. You're so fucking annoying, you know that right? I don't get it. Even if I tell you how I know your brother, it's not going to make any difference. I don't know where he is, and I can't help you get your revenge." Sasuke just glared. That's all he ever does.
"Who said I needed your help getting revenge?" Sasuke spat angrily. This dude is pissing me off. I need to get him to relax. I just need a fun night with everyone.
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Oh my god, lightbulb.
"Nevermind Sasuke, jeez you're just as bad as Fish Stick Bitch. Can we just go back inside and eat? I'll tell you everything after dinner, okay?" He started to question who 'Fish Stick Bitch' was, so in order to shut him up I grabbed his arm anyways and pulled him inside. Sasuke took his seat in the booth and I excused myself to the ladies room.
Now if only I can find some bottles of Sake, then I can make this a party. Ehh, who cares if almost every one here is underaged. I'll just sneak a bit of this in everyone's drinks and they'll never know. Well, the adults might, but I'll take this chance.
I find three bottles of Sake sitting on a table. None of the people are looking so I grab the bottles and shove them into my jacket. Oh my god, yeah you totally can't notice this. What the hell am I supposed to do? I need help..
Lydia's POV
One second I'm having a normal conversation with Kiba about his dog and the next moment I spot Tiarra out of the corner of my eye waving me over. Lord of all Llamas, I swear if she has a stupid idea...I'm totally in. Stupid ideas are the best.
"Sorry Kiba, I just got the sudden urge to..break dance. I'll be right back." I saud, excusing myself. Why didn't I use a normal excuse? Too mainstream, duh.
I walk over to Tiarra to see what she wants and I see lumps under her jacket.
"...Who's is it?" I ask, pointing to her stomach. She laughs and punches me.
"Tobi's." I playfully gasp and punch her back
"How you gonna steal my man like that, I thought we were friends." I say, feigning hurt. She rolls her eyes.
"Dude, I called you over for a reason. You're wearing a sweat shirt so you can fit one of these bottles under it." She pulls out a bottle and hands it to me. What the hell is this. Almost like she read my mind, she answered.
"It's Sake. I wanna get every one drunk. We gonna party. First though, we have to find a way to get everyone back to our apartment. We can't get everyone drunk in a public place, we're all underage." Tiarra said, explaining. I smiled.
"Tiarra, your plans never fail to entertain me. This is the best idea you've had yet." I say, shoving the bottle under my sweat shirt. "I have an idea on how to get everyone back to our place. Follow my lead."
We start walking back towards the table and I moan. Everyone's heads whip in our direction.
"My tummy hurts." I moan, and Sakura gets a worried look on her face.
"Maybe you should go home.. You may need some rest."
"No, I don't want to rest! I want to hang out with everyone.." I start to cry and Tiarra comes over and pats my back with a worried look. Then she gasps so loud everyone jumps.
"Hey! I just got an amazing idea! Why don't we all hang out back at our place." She jumped excitedly. This is so going to work. We have the pity party thing going on, it can't fail.
"Sorry, I'm a little tired." Sakura said, yawning.
"It's a drag to hang out after a big meal." Shikamaru added. I can't believe our plan isn't working. Before I knew it, everyone had left the restaurant, leaving Tiarra and I. Oh, whoopsies Sasuke is here too. Wait, why is he still here.
"I'm assuming Lydia knows as much as you do, so confess everything." Sasuke says with a bored expression as we leave the restaurant. Wait, confess what?! Oh my god, is Tiarra pregnant?! Sasuke assumes I know. Shaking my head, I didn't know she was that type of pers-
"Oww!" I yell. Tiarra cut my thoughts off with a smack to the head.
"I know what you're thinking. For the second motherfluffin time Lydia I'm not pregnant! Holy monkey balls, you put a couple bottles of sake up your shirt and all of a sudden.." Tiarra started mumbling. Sasuke started to look irritated.
"Sasuke, what is it you want to know?" I ask, curiously.
"I want to know how you two know my older brother." Well holy hell, I wasn't expecting that. Tiarra took a deep breath and sighed.
"Fine Sasuke, I'll tell you. He's... He's my boyfriend." Tiarra says, blushing.
What. No seriously, what. Just...what. How am I supposed to react to this. Sasuke turns towards me and I try to look convincing. He just examines my expression and turns back towards Tiarra.
"It's obvious I'm not going to get any information out of you tonight, and I'm tired of looking at your face." Sasuke said to Tiarra, who seemed offended. Ha. "I'll ask again tomorrow. Later losers." And like that he was gone.
"Well that was rude. Every one should love seeing my face. If anything it's a reward." Tiarra says after a few minutes. I ignore her and we reach our apartment.
"Well I'm going to bed. Night-"
"What do you think you're doing?" She says, cutting me off.
"Umm, going to bed?"
"Lydia...We brought home three bottles of sake. THREE BOTTLES! And dude, I'll be damned if I let those go to waste."
"Tiarra, we having training in the morning. We can't afford to be screwing around." I say seriously. We both stare at each other for a minute.
We both bust out laughing.
"Oh gosh, you funny Lydia. You funny." She wipes an imaginary tear from her eye.
I flip my hair in response. We open a bottle each, clink them together, and start drinking. There's no need for glasses when it's a bottle to yourself, right?
Tiarra's POV
"I miss Hidannn!" I say, dragging out his name. I felt a little light headed, but who cares? I'm like on top of the world!
"Tia, get off of the fridge. You don't want a clown eating up your cereal do you? Damn llamas letting their guard down. JUST BECAUSE I'M YOUNG THEY THINK THEY CAN TAKE IT EASY ON ME? SCREW YOU BUTTERFLIES! SCREW YOU ALL!" Lydia starts screaming. I throw a cereal box at her.
"Leelee, you need to- *Hic* You need to st- Leelee wait! No stop! Don't fly away! You're just like Sasori! You're not a unicorn you can't fly, no matter how hard you try!" I gasped and jumped down from the fridge. "I'm just like a poet. I could be the next Lil wayne!" I yelled, excitedly. Lydia turned to me and took another drink.
"No you can't. You can't even come close to him."
"Oh yeah? Ordered a boyfriend online, called that ebae."
"Psh, African dads keep disappearing, call that black magic."
"Leelee no oh my gosh, that was all bad." I say, trying not to laugh. What? "How about I hit dora with a pan call that Pandora."
"Barack Obama eating broccoli call that Barackolli." I started laughing hard, and fell to the floor. She joined in with my laughter and soon we were both laughing so hard to the point where neither of us could breathe.
"Lydia-" I started, trying to regain the ability to breathe. "That was so terrible, it's perfect."
"Wasn't it though. I bet Deidara wouldn't get it." She said, pouting. I smirked.
"Yeah, but Tobi would." We both started laughing again, but our laughter died down.
"I miss everyone.." I said, sitting on the floor taking another drink.
"Me too.. Like Kakuzu.."
I glared at her. "I even miss Fish Stick Bitch."
"Who's Fish Stick Bitch?" I hear from the door. Wha? Who's here?
I try to focus, my vision was getting a little blurry. I looked towards the figure by the door. It was Naruto.
"What're you doing here?" I say, Lydia and I trying to hide the sake behind our backs, but failing in the process.
"I uh, heard loud laughing and I thought I'd just come over to see what you guys were doing... Is that sake?"
"No.." Lydia hiccups and smiles nervously.
"How old are you two?"
I raise my hand. "I'm 15" motioning over to Lydia I say she's 16. He looks between the two of us and discarded the subject. He took a seat beside me on the floor and asked again, "So who's Fish Stick Bitch?"
I take another drink, not bothering to hide it anymore. "He's a friend we met on the road. Along with a couple others. We miss them.. a lot." I say looking down. Naruto looked like he was about to say something, but Lydia stood up.
"Don't let those fluffin clouds get you down Tia! DON'T LET THEM THROW M&M'S INSTEAD OF SKITTLES! THEY JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THEY CAN"T BE LLAMAS IN THE BLACK PARADE!" I started crying and clapped.
"Not every one can be apart of the black parade. I MISS YOU MCR, BUT I'LL CARRY ON! CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON! THEY'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE!" Lydia joined in.
"LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST! DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE!" I started crying and tackled Naruto.
"They say don't you cry no more, but I always cry more... Always."
"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!" Lydia started yelling, and opened our last bottle of sake and poured it all over herself.
"What is she doing?!" Naruto stood up, yelling.
"She's clueing for looks." I whisper back. Naruto looked done with everything.
He walked out the door and left. I started giggling and sat on top of the counter. Lydia rolled around on the ground, laughing like a maniac.
"Maybe we should just take the scroll and leave." I mumble, talking mostly to myself. I rub my eyes and look towards Lydia. She had way more to drink than I did. I was drunk, but still aware of my surroundings. I don't think she was.
"Lydia, maybe you should go to bed." She looked at me like I had just shot the King of Hell and claimed the title of Queen of hell.
"Motherfluffer do you see how many pentacorns are in here. Hella. That's how many. They need my help. Obama tryna kill them all, Tia. Kill every last one of them." I rolled my eyes and helped her walk to her room. Then, I practically tossed her onto the bed. I wasn't going to lay her down gently. Pshh.
"Hood night Lydia." I started walking out of the room when I heard her say something.
"I don't know if I want to steal that scroll.."
Well, great.. Now I'm not so sure.
*A/N Sorry i'm a couple days late with a chapter. I have no excuse . I hope you all enjoyed it! If you did PLEASE review! I LOVE reading all of your feedback and it helps motivate me to write more! Thanks you guys, love you all! :)