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Tiarra's POV
I swear I'm about to punch Lydia right in the face. I've been trying to get her up for the past 5 minutes, and still she continues to lay in bed.
"We need to meet every one at the training grounds, Lydia." I say, repeatedly hitting her with a pillow.
She grabs the pillow and glares at me. "Tiarra, if you continue to hit me I will be forced to kill you." I glared back, ripped the pillow from her hands, and hit her again.
"Whacchu gonna do about it, loser." I taunt. Lydia unexpectedly leaps from the bed, grabs the pillow from me, and starts whamming me with it.
"I told your motherfluffin face I would kill you!" She screamed as she hit me. I pushed her off and ran towards the door.
"Get ready!" I yelled, as I pulled the door closed. I heard her groan loudly and I grinned. At least she's up.
I went into the kitchen and poured myself a bowl of cereal. I took out my phone and started playing "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" from Horton Hears A Who. Yeah, that's right. I fucking love this song. I forgot all about my phone until now, so I still had about 90% left. Awesomeness.
Lydia walked out and started making macaroni.
"Macaroni for breakfast?" I question. She just questions back.
"What's with the song?" I shush her. "Jojo's part is coming on! WOO GET IT JOJO! I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMOOOOOOORE!" I sing loudly, with the song.
"Is that Jesse McCartney?" I nod, smiling. She rolls her eyes and I turn on "Turn Down For What".
We both start dancing along to the song and finish our food. Lydia grabs her ipod and slips it in her pocket, while I turn off the music on my phone and slip it in my pocket.
"Hurry up, we were supposed to meet them 10 minutes ago!" I shout to Lydia. We both run out the door and head towards the training grounds. Luckily we remembered where they were from yesterday.
"I can't run anymore!" Lydia shouts back at me.
"Don't get tired so easily! We still need energy to train!" To be honest, I was hella tired already from running. I wasn't going to let her know that.
.
.
She knew anyways.
"Oh please, you're as tired as I am." She says, trying to catch her breath as we slow our pace. Already at the training grounds we Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke.
"Where's Kakashi?" I ask after sitting on the ground. My legs were sore already.
"Kakashi-Sensei." Sakura corrected me. "How should we know." She said, rolling her eyes like I had just asked the dumbest question in the world.
"This bitch.." I mutter under my breath.
"So, where is he?" Lydia asked.
Naruto spoke up. "Kakashi-Sensei is always late."
"Well someone should go get him." I said. It was silent. "By some one, I mean you." I said, pointing at Lydia. She gave me a 'Wth bro' face and I just smiled. She rolled her eyes. I took that as a sign of defeat on her part and she started walking away silently. I hope she knows where to go.
Ehh she'll be fine.
"So? Who wants to hear me sing?"
Lydia's POV
How the fluff am I supposed to know where this dude lives. Maybe God will start to feel sorry for me and give me his address. He'll send down two llamas and the llamas will give me handwritten address details of where Kakashi's place is.
Gah! Maybe I should just ask somebody. Well, somebody I know. Let's see, who do I know..
I look around at everyone walking past me and I realize I don't know any of them. I guess I'll have to ask a stranger. Okay Lydia, you're an innocent shy girl. Innocent shy girl. Innocent. Innocent.
"E-excuse me, sir?" I ask one man that walked passed me. He turns around and gets a weird perverted grin on his face. Oh god, why did I pick this stranger. He already looks weird. He's wearing these strange shoes and his white hair is just...really long. I have to keep up my act. Don't get thrown off by his pervertedness, stay strong Lydia.
"Now what can I do for you, little miss?" He asks. He has a bit of drool coming down from his mouth. His face just makes me want to punch him.
"Umm, I was wondering... C-can you show me where Kakashi-Sensei lives?" I guess he wasn't expecting that because he looked like he had just been hit with a ton of bricks. He looked towards me with an embarrassed look on his face.
"How old are you, miss?" He asked slowly. I had to keep myself from laughing at his defeated look.
"I'm 16 years old. M-my name is Lydia and I'm on Team Kakashi." He started laughing, and I could tell it was nervous laughter. He told me to follow him to Kakashi's and tried to pretend like our whole situation never happened. Ehh, that's fine with me.
He talked the whole way about some books he was writing, but he advised me not to read them because they were too "mature for me". Yeah, okay dude. Sure.
We were at Kakashi's in no time. Before the man left he introduced himself as "Jiraiya". I feel like I've heard that name before, too.
After Jiraiya left, I let myself into Kakashi's house.
"Hello?" I yell. No answer. It's a nice looking place, both inside and out. "Hello?" I call again. Still no answer. I swear if this fluffer is sleeping, I'm gonna be mad. I could have had more sleep. I'm going to have to wake him up.
I walk down the hallway and open the first door. It's only a closet, so I shut the door and keep walking. I'm going to beat this dude with a pillow. Who does he think he is? He's sleeping, while his students are at the training grounds waiting for his fluffin booty to show up. Why can't he be more like Tobi. Why can't everyone be more like Tobi.
Hah, I'm kidding. Kinda. Sort of. Tobi is bae, but so is Guy-Sensei.
Pfft, oh my god I can't even keep a straight face when I say that. That dude is so weird, hopefully I get to meet him soon. He's one of the few characters that I remember from this show. Wait, what was I doing? Oh yeah Kakashi! I need to wake him up-
My thoughts were cut off when a door down the hall opened. I wanted to scream, but no sound came out of my mouth.
There, right in front of me was Kakashi.
He didn't step out of his room. No.
He stepped out of his bathroom, wearing only a towel. Everything would have been okay, but when we made eye contact the embarrassment and horror on our faces told it all.
His towel slipped, and fell to the floor.
Tiarra's POV
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me! R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Take care of the TCP! Oh! Sock it to me! Sock it to me! Sock it to -" I was cut off by a hand covering my mouth.
"Shut the hell up!" Sasuke yelled, irritated. Jeez, some people just don't understand true talent.
I pushed Sasuke's hand away. "Who wants me to sing another song?!" I yell, enthusiastically. Sakura was sitting on the ground covering her ears and Naruto was banging his head against a tree. I've been singing songs non stop since Lydia left. First I sang Booty Work, then I sang and danced to Wiggle. I also sang Bohemian Rhapsody and Welcome to the Black Parade. I tried to sing a little of Bump N Grind, but Sakura started yelling and cut me off. That's when I switched to singing Respect.
"Where is Lydia with Kakashi-Sensei?!" Naruto yells over from the tree. Sakura stood up and clapped her hands together. "There they are!" She pointed behind me. I turned around and saw them approaching us. Something was off though.
"Are you guys okay?" I asked the both of them. It was strange. Lydia was looking at the ground, her face was red too. Kakashi was looking every where but at Lydia.
"Dude," I ask, pulling Lydia to the side. "What happened?"
"The towel... it just fell. Gravity is a sick son of a llama." What the hell is she talking about?
"Lydia I need you to be more specific."
"It fell Tiarra!" She whisper yelled. "The towel fell from his waist.." She said slower, this time looking horrified.
"YOU SAW KAKASHI NAKED!" I yelled. Sakura's head snapped over towards us. Well, everyone's did. Kakashi looked mortified. I fell dramatically to the ground.
"Jesus! Everything good always happens to you! GOD WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!" I yell at the sky. Sakura ran over to Lydia and hugged her.
"I'm so sorry you had to go through that." She says, patting her back.
"You're 'sorry'?" I ask, Sakura. "Why are you sorry for her? Do you know how lucky she is? Ugh life is unfair! SADNESS!" I yell and Sasuke slapped the back of my head.
"Shut up. We need to train." Sasuke said. Every one nodded, but Lydia stood in her place. Not moving.
"Lydia?" I ask, but she looks dramatically at the sky.
"I was only 9 years old." Everyone looked questioningly at her. She continued. "I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies." Oh. My. God. Okay Tiarra, you got this.
"I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love, I say. Shrek is life." I continue, looking dramatically into the distance trying to follow Lydia's lead. Every one is really confused at this point. Lydia continues.
"My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek."
"I called him a c*nt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep."
"I'm crying now, and my face really hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold."
"A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me."
"It's Shrek. I am so happy."
"He whispers in to ear, This is my swamp." I say, trying not to laugh. "He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands-" I start, but Lydia cuts me off laughing.
"Oh my god Tiarra, don't continue! These are kids!" She says in the middle of laughing. I start laughing too.
"You're the one who started it!" While we were laughing, the others just stared at us and questioned simultaneously.
"What?"
"Don't worry about it guys. It's all ogre now." I say, and Lydia starts laughing harder.
"A-Anyways.. Let's begin." Kakashi says.
^*~Time~Skip~*^
"Alright that's it for today." Kakashi says, and Lydia and I fall to the ground.
"Thank you Shrek. Oh my lord, I'm so tired." I say, rolling over onto my back.
"Same." Lydia says, closing her eyes.
"Oh, Lydia?" Kakashi starts. Lydia opened her eyes and glanced over at him. They were both over the whole thing that happened earlier. "I'm going to have you start training with Sasuke."
"What?!" Sasuke and Lydia both question.
"I had you guys train today so I could access your abilities. It seems that you possess fire style." Kakashi continues.
"Wait wait what about me?!" I question Kakashi. He turns towards me.
"You will be working with a friend of mine."
"Who?"
"His name is Jiraiya." Kakashi says. What?! I get to work with Jiraiya?! DUDE YES!
"Jiraiya?" Lydia questions. "Why does that name sound so familiar."
Wait, I didn't think Jiraiya came into the story until some time after the chunin exams? Well, one small change doesn't hurt anything.
"I will have Naruto learn along side you with Jiraiya." I looked over at Naruto and we both smiled at each other.
"Yes!" We both high-fived.
"JIRAIYA IS THAT PERVERT FROM EARLIER!" Lydia suddenly yells. Oh my god, so she's met the pervy sage. Awesome.
Kakashi sweat drops and smiles a little. I start laughing.
"I'm looking forward to meeting this guy already." I say, excitedly. Kakashi dismisses us and we all go our separate ways.
Lydia and I start walking together, off of the training grounds and turn down an alley.
"Excited to be working with your bae?" I ask Lydia. She smiles and nods.
"Of course I am! I feel bad for you though, you have that pervert." I punch Lydia lightly.
"Dude, you don't even know him! Yeah he's a pervert, but Jiraiya- Sensei is freaking awesome. I'm happy to be able to work with him."
Lydia rolls her eyes and sighs happily. "I like being here."
"Me too."
"Don't get too comfortable." Lydia and I stop dead in our tracks.
"You didn't forget now, did you hm?" We hear another voice. We really did forget. We had so much fun today we forgot why we came here in the first place. Why are they even here? I thought they left?
Lydia and I turned around slowly to face Sasori and Deidara.
"H-hey boo. We didn't forget, no. We're still working on a plan!" I say, not too convincingly.
"Good, because you two only have 6 days left to get that scroll. Whether you get the scroll or not is up to you two. Either way, you two aren't staying here. Kakuzu will kill you if you don't take the scroll and if you do take the scroll you'll betray those in the village."
"Who says we wanted to stay here?" I shoot back. Of course I wanted to stay here. Who wouldn't? It's Konoha. I also wanted to go back with them though. I just didn't like the way he kept talking like he knew everything we were thinking. It was pissing me off.
"You want to know something, un?" Deidara says to the both of us. "I wouldn't have made friends if I were you two."
"It'll make it that much harder to betray them. Good luck." Sasori finished.
They were gone in a flash.
"They always have to ruin a perfectly good day, don't they."
"That's why they're not bae."
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