WHOO! I am just having SOO much fun writing this fic! So expect an upload like, every day! Maybe even TWICE a day! In fact I'm about to work on the next chapter, but I can't promise that I'll put it up today. I hope so, though! So, anyways, enjoy this chapter!

P.S., I would like to notify you that this chapter is mildly disturbing... even to me. But still, enjoy!

Kabuto had a black eye.

Him, Orochimaru, and a disguised Itachi all sat around a circular table in the candle-lit kitchen in dead silence as Kabuto fumed in his own chair. Orochimaru and Itachi were both staring blankly at the angered shinobi, staring off into space, lost in his own hatred.

"Well? Aren't you going to tell us what happened?" Orochimaru finally piped up.

Kabuto was shaking angrily. "Nar…u…to…"

That seemed the only thing that he could mutter out.

The tips of Orochimaru's eyebrows arched downwards. "So, they're trying to take Sasuke, hmm?" His pasty cheeks turned red as he gritted his teeth and balled his hands into fists.

Kabuto glanced at him, his angered expression turning to somewhat upset. "They will NEVER give up. EVER. That fox kid will do anything to get his best friend back, and there is NO stopping him." Kabuto was now purely livid again. "He's a f*cking gennin, and he's f*cking invincible. I just don't get it!"

Orochimaru was now standing up. Itachi was watching the whole scene, not quite knowing what to think. Now, Orochimaru was staring intently over at him. "Sasuke, we will protect you with our LIVES! The Kyuubi shall NOT get you!"

Itachi was gawking at the pedophile, who was now at his side, combing his pasty fingers through the Uchiha's blue-ish-black hair.

Okay, and that was just taking it too far.

Orochimaru was touching Itachi's BABY BROTHER! In a very freakishly inappropriate way!

"Sasuke-kunnn…" Orochimaru sickeningly dragged his name out, and his cheeks were no longer a furious red, but a rosy pink. Instead of his pitch-black eyebrows slanting angrily downward, they were furrowed with affection. And his eyes… did they really have HEARTS in them!

"GET AWAY!" Itachi couldn't help but shriek. He punched the disgusting old man in his snake-like face. The punch sent him flying through the wall.

"O-Orochimaru! OROCHIMARUUUUUUUU!" Kabuto had leapt up from his chair and was running over to the broken-through wall, concern written all over his face.

"Augh! AUGH!" Orochimaru, with the help of his gray-haired subordinate, was now sitting up, staring desparately at his beloved Sasuke-kun. The Uchiha's eyes were full of pure hatred as he turned and dashed out of the kitchen and through the confusing halls, all the way to his brother's room.

And all the while, he could hear Orochimaru, screaming his brothers' name in desperation.

"NOOO! SASUKE-KUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!"

As Itachi closed the door behind him, sweat was immensely dripping down his face, and he was shaking with fury.

Orochimaru was SO dead if he ever tried to rape Sasuke… Itachi could relate…

Good thing the Uchiha's were both excellent shinobi!

The Uchiha leaned his head against the door briefly before turning around, only to see a little red-haired imp staring up at him, arms folded.

And she did NOT look happy.

"A-Aname…" Itachi stuttered.

"I have to talk to you." Her voice was evil and monotone.

"Wh-what did I do!"

Aname's expression suddenly grew rather awkward. "Um, you didn't do anything wrong… it's just that… I talked to Sasuke… and… I realized that… I… made a mistake."

Itachi shook his head, puzzled. "What?"

Aname fiddled with her fingers. "Um… Well, I said something to Sasuke. And he took it the wrong way. So then I realized… It must be very… awkward… to um… well… I mean—"

"Look, don't strain yourse—" Itachi began to say, and then stopped short. Because he knew what she was trying to tell him. And yes, it WAS rather awkward.

Itachi sweatdropped. "Uhh, don't worry about it! I… haven't seen anything! I haven't looked, or whatever! Um, so don't worry about it!"

Aname looked back up at him. "Well, I hope not!"

Itachi was blushing like crazy. "I'm not a pervert, bitch! Seriously, Sasuke is my BROTHER! Why in the WORLD would I even WANT to see that!" Itachi was starting to get hysterical

Aname now had her hands over her eyes while shaking her head rapidly from side to side, and was also going hysterical. "Ew, disgusting! Don't EVEN try putting that image in my head!"
Itachi was sweating so hard, there was a puddle on the ground. "AUGH! I wasn't trying to! Now YOU put the image in MY head! What the HELL!" It had been a long time since the Uchiha had freaked out like this.

Then…

"!"

Aname's high-pitched scream filled the room, clashing with Itachi's deeper yell. The two of them just sat there and screamed for what seemed like forever until Itachi pulled himself together and rushed over to squat at the girl's side, clamping his hand over her tiny mouth. His hand wrapped halfway around her head.

"Shit! Orochimaru is probably going to hear!"

This shut Aname up, and they stayed in that position in silence. Now this seemed to last forever.

Finally, Aname took Itachi's hand in both of hers and removed it from her red lips. Orochimaru apparently hadn't heard all the commotion (he was sitting in his room with all this chocolate, heartbroken), or he would be at the Uchiha's side instantly…

Which was unwanted.

Aname looked into the Uchiha's eyes, and that's when Itachi noticed something. Her cheeks were a rosy pink, like Orochimaru's back in the kitchen. She gazed at him longingly, but Itachi didn't quite know what to think about this.

Was she thinking about Sasuke, or him?

His question was soon answered: "Itachi…" she quietly said.

Itachi looked at her sparkling red eyes, and he could feel his own cheeks turning a rosy pink. He started to notice something else about her…

But he couldn't quite tell what it was, for Aname let go of his hand and blinked her eyes, which were lined with beautiful thick lashes, before turning away from the young man.

"Well, I should go." The angel rotated her head around to look back at Itachi, her eyebrows furrowed. Then she sighed and looked away again.

"Wait," Itachi said. The redhead looked back at him. "When can I have my own body back?"

Aname shook her head. "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it."

A brief silence passed. But a lot ran through Aname's head in that short time. This was difficult. Itachi had such a kind personality, and he was rather good looking. But what could she do? I mean, he was in Sasuke's body, and Sasuke was in his. And she didn't want Sasuke. So it was hard, even though she had done this to them. She was almost tempted to switch them back into their own bodies as Itachi had asked just then, but that would be… selfish. And nothing good would come out of it. She just wanted him to learn his lesson and be happy. And stay happy forever.

In such a short time, she had found she was attracted to a man she was hardly acquainted with. This HAD to mean something.

"Um, okay," she finally said. Then she pasted a smile on her face. "See ya later!"

And with that, she was gone.

Mmmhmmm, wayyyy OOC.

Sorry for the abrupt ending! I didn't know what else would make a better ending, SOOOOO... yeah.

Also, I would like to thank ou8smileydeath and AnimeFreak10347 for inspiring this chapter. Thanks, guys, and enjoy the rest! ^_^