Bakura and Marik works at...Disneyworld!?
( I do not own the four characters)

Picking up where we left off, our four favorite characters managed to get themselves fired from Subway, okay make that three because I, Ryou, didn't do anything. So I decided to exact my own revenge on the three idiots and fill out four applications to Disneyworld. Whats so bad about that? Its like every childs dream to go there. First of all, we got two psychos and a fashion diva. Second of all, our jobs...are cosplaying as the disney characters. And sense I didn't get any screentime in the last chapter, the author decided to announce me as this chapters narrator. So sit back, eat some creampuffs, and enjoy the show.

"Here we are, Walt Disney's Disneyworld Florida," I announced smiling brightly at all the rides and people milling about while Marik was reapplying his gobs of make-up and Bakura and Melvin were fighting over which weapons were better, chainsaws or knives.

"About bloody time, I can't even feel my ass, bloody six hours, SIX HOURS with those two wankers in the back seat," Bakura complained like always.

"Oh shut it Fluffy, at least two idiots didn't frig up your make-up,"Marik snapped back at him.

"Ladies, ladies your both pretty, now can we please just get this work day overwith," I grumbled, my mood slightly ruined already, thank god for my Ipod, I don't think I could've last driving three freaks to bloody Disneyworld for our new job without it.

So after dragging said freaks into the amusement park, we started to get into our costumes. Marik was Peter Pan. Melvin was the Mad Hatter (good choice I know). I was Alice from Alice in Wonderland, and my yami...well...he was Cinderella.

"Bloody hell I refuse to dress as a bloody girl, how the bloody hell do females walk around in these bloody things," said yami started to complain.

"I friggin' can't believe it, they expect me to wear a costume that doesn't reveal my midriff!?" Marik exclaimed, equally ticked at the costume choice.

I for one, didn't care if I was dressed as a girl, like I said, it feels bloody brilliant! The only bad thing is, I wasn't allowed to wear my gaydar, and trust me I'm probably going to attract a lot of gay people. The only person actually truly happy with his costume, was Melvin, because he is mad...very mad.

"Ugh, fine lets just get this overwith Fluffy," Marik said stalking off to god knows wherever in the amusement park.

Melvin put his arm around my shoulder and got super close to my face,"Looks like we're together creampuff, I gotta say I'm going to enjoy every moment of this."
I felt my face starting to heat up. Remember when I said I would probably attract lots of gay people today? I meant him. Not to mention he's the one taking "care" of the rod, lets just say I hope he doesn't sit on me...at all...because that would hurt...a lot.

Bakura huffed and stomped off to Cinderella's Castle, and I don't even know what he's going to do to those poor kids there.

~About two hours later

"This is actually pretty bloody fun, wouldn't you say Melvin?" I asked innocently.

"I don't understand, where is all the bloodshed, the terror, all I see is smiling families and mushyness," he asked quite confused, I mean if you were a psycho in Disneyworld I'm sure you would be confused to.

"Not everything needs bloodshed in it, does it?" I replied.

"No I guess not, but it would be fun...oh hey there's Marik," he said, pointing to said Peter Pan.

"What do you mean I'm not sexy, its your own friggin loss you frig face, oh hey guys," Marik said waving at the two of us.

"Hey, how are you doing so far?" I asked.

"Oh pretty good, I still think this costume should show my midriff...I got asked to sign a few people, I even signed a girl's breast, but they weren't as big as Mai Valentines breasts, have you seen those things they are huuuge," he replied back.

"Uhm...that's...nice Marik...very nice," I replied back to him, feeling Melvin's arm on my shoulders again.

"Oh yeah? Well creampuff and I here signed a pair of breasts that were bigger then two of Mai Valentines combined and a girl's ass," he bragged, purposefully trying to piss his hikari off.

Marik's face started to flush,"Well I'll have you know I signed a guy's ass because I'm totally straight."

"Yeah as straight as a circle," Bakura replied, walking up to Marik, looking like a total wreck,"How do ladies where these damn corsets (I do believe thats what they are called) I can barely breathe in this thing, did you know I nearly bloody passed out a moment ago and in this bloody heat to."

"I'm sorry your feeling this way Kura, you got the suckiest job out of all of us," I said sympathetically.

"Its your fault for signing us all up for this blasted job anyways, I got glomped by girls and ladies alike and most of them had high heels on!" Bakura snapped," I just want to go home and watch some bloody Cannibal Haulocast." (huge epic fail right there.)

"Well our shift is almost over anyways, maybe they'll let us ride some of the rides for free, or eat somewhere, or something," I said, trying to make it up to him.

"I don't want to bloody eat here, or bloody hang out around this shit amusement park, I want to go home and force you to cook dinner and just hang out there," he started screaming like some cranky six year old.

"Dude if you don't chill out you really are going to pass out, in fact I'm surprised you can talk so much considering that corset must be awfully tight on you," Melvin said, sounding much more intellectual then he actually was.

"I'm gonna make you pass out from blood loss if you don't bloody shut up," he snapped back at him.

"LADIES, LADIES YOUR BOTH PRETTY NOW SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP," I screamed to the top of my lungs, earning a bunch of looks from people.

"Is there a problem here?" one of the workers said.

"Nope, sorry Alice here was practicing her yelling in case the Mad Hatter does something stupid," Bakura replied.

"Oh, well please be aware of choosing said words carefully," the worker said stalking off to a couple of delinquents spray painting some random sign that I don't care about.

"Well I'm going home whether you try to stop me or not," Bakura said stalking off only to be hugged by random little girls,"SHIT, I mean shiftkey, Ryou press the shift key!"

"Where's the shift key!?" I shouted.

"I don't know but go bloody find it!" he shouted back at me.
Melvin decided to walk through the crowd to the little girls and pick them up, two at a time and send them flying with a random baseball bat he just happened to find in one of the lovely gift shops.

"Wow we're going to be fired for sure," I said.

"Yes no more midriff concealing shirts for me," Marik said happily.
Shivering on the ground was poor Bakura traumatized by everything he went through today, which is probably worse then an anime convention plus reliving the Kul Elna incident all over again.

"Yep its time to go home, we're bloody done with this shit," I said, dragging my traumatized yami home while Melvin skipped happily behind me, followed by Marik re-reapplying is make-up.

"Ryou there really is blood shed in this place, and I'm the one who caused it," Melvin said happily.

"Yes you did, this costume is seriously itchy," I replied.

"At least you don't have tights that keep crawling up your ass, jeez these things are worse then Bakura when he's drunk," Marik shouted.

"Too much information Marik, too much information," I mumbled.

~
Authors Note: No I haven't been to Disneyworld at all so I probably screwed up a lot, and I don't think this is the best that I have done. I would like to say thank you to Modern Marvels for giving me the idea of them working at Disneyworld. In fact I might as well just keep the four of them in this series. I know I didn't have Ryou saying anything beforehand so this is repayment for the poor little creampuff. Sorry I ignored you Ryou. This is also to cheer up a friend of mine on here because yesterday she seemed to be having a bad day. You know who you are :).