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Itachi walked a lonely road, the only one that he had ever known. Didn't know where it goes, but it's only him, and he walks alone.
"I walk alone, I walk alone!" he sang at the top of his lungs. No one was around. No ninja silently following him. No one was in sight. He was the only person in the world.
"MY SHADOW'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WALKS BESIDE ME!" he screamed. "MY SHALLOW HEART'S THE ONLY THING THAT'S BEATING!" All of a sudden, he heard something. It sounded like a stick snapping. Maybe he was just hearing things. He had been traveling for days, anyway. He was loopy. He proceeded with his terrible singing. "SOMETIMES I WISH SOMEONE OUT THERE WOULD FIND ME! 'TILL THEN I WALK ALOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!" He should probably set up camp now. But he decided to travel a little further until he got to the river that he was about to cross, according to his map. He proceeded up a sloping hill, traveling all the way to the top.
Once he had reached the top, he saw that he just had to go back down. He didn't quite see the other side of the hill that he had to go down before…
"Sasuke-kun! SASUKE-KUN!"
Oh crap…
Orochimaru stood there, right in front of Itachi, blocking the path and looking desperately into his eyes.
"Wha… why are you here!" Itachi snapped at Orochimaru.
Orochimaru walked forward, placing his hand on the Uchiha's shoulder. "Sasuke-kun, I know that—"
"GET THE F*CK OFF ME!" Itachi shrieked, vigorously smacking the pedophiles hand off of his shoulder. Thunder sounded in the graying sky.
"But, Sasuke-kun, this is serious!" Orochimaru said over the loud thunder. "We have to get you away from here. Danger is on its way!"
"Yeah, and here it is, right in front of me!" Itachi yelled, motioning at Orochimaru. Raindrops began to fall as Itachi pushed past Orochimaru. "Now leave!"
"Oh, no you don't!" Orochimaru shoved Itachi back, shaking his shoulders so hard that his vision blacked out. "Listen to me! I'm not going to rape you! You really are in trouble, and I have to get you out of here!"
"Uhmmm…" was all Itachi was able to say, as the brains in his head were being scrambled by Orochimaru's violent shaking him. Rain was now pouring while lightning flashed in the almost black sky. It struck the other side of the hill quite a bit.
Orochimaru stopped shaking Itachi. "Let's go!"
Itachi swayed on his feet a little. "Uhh…" he groaned.
Orochimaru took his wrist. "Come on, there's not much time!"
Itachi whipped his wrist out of Orochimaru's grasp without saying a word. He was not currently capable of speaking.
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Meanwhile, Sasuke had come to the other side of the hill. It looked more like a treacherous cliff than anything.
"Oh, come on!" he droned upon seeing this. Well, what could be done? He had to follow the path, and there were no shortcuts around it, as far as he could tell.
Poor Sasuke was nearly out of chakra from a previous battle, but he mustered up as much as he could in his hands and feet, and began to inch his way up the mountain.
He hadn't even gone two inches before sweat began to trickle down his face. But he kept pushing himself, refusing to run out of chakra.
As he got further and further up the mountain, he suddenly heard the sound of thunder clapping in the light gray sky.
Raindrops began lightly falling. Sasuke didn't think much of it. It probably wouldn't get any worse.
Unfortunately, he had thought wayy too soon. Because right as that thought had crossed his mind, the rain began pouring, the sky darkened, and lightning was now ripping the sky apart.
"Aww, come on!" he yelled in exasperation. He kept climbing the slippery, rocky cliff, hoping that he wouldn't run out of chakra.
Suddenly, lightning was coming down at him. Reflexively, Sasuke dodged the lightning, only receiving a small slice on his arm. Another bolt charged for him, but he dodged it swiftly. Another came upon him, and another, but he kept dodging the dangerous bolts.
"ARE YOU FRICKIN' SERIOUS!" he yelled up to the heavens. It was almost as if someone wanted him to die.
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The demonic angel giggled in her mansion. She was looking down upon a small model of a hill, one side evenly sloping up, and the other side rocky and steep. Two small moving action figures were arguing on the top while one was rock climbing on the other side. For not having much chakra in him, the lone one was doing pretty good on getting up there.
Himiwari couldn't let this happen. He couldn't get to the top. She smiled as she moved her finger, causing clouds to roll into the sky of the model. She caused a light sprinkle for a few moments, before letting it all down. She darkened the sky and added lightning to the terrifying scene.
A small Sasuke, disguised as Itachi, did not look too happy. Well, he would look way worse in a little while.
Himiwari waved her finger, straight at the small Sasuke. A lightning bolt shot out at him. But he dodged it. At least she had drawn blood.
She shot out bolt after bolt, each one he dodged. It was beginning to get a bit frustrating, but she'd get him.
"Hehehehe!" she laughed.
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Aname was panicking. She had to do something! Anything! Sasuke was about to get killed!
She paced back and forth nervously. She would inform everyone that she could get to help them. The Akatsuki? Konoha? Kisame? That was all she could think of right now.
She closed her eyes and let three copies of herself down to where everyone she would tell were. Suddenly, she realized something else she could do. She sent another copy of herself down.
Now… how to stop Himiwari?
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Everyone in the Akatsuki sat in the living room, watching Pokemon on T.V… until the power went out.
"Aww, come on!" Sasori yelled frustrated. Everyone turned to look out the window, only to see the storm of the century outside.
"OMFG!" Hidan shrieked. "We're screwed if we have to go outside."
"Not me," white Zetsu said. "I could use a nice water."
"No, I'm NOT going out there!" black Zetsu snapped back.
"Aww, MAN!" Zetsu whined.
Pein was silent. The water made him think about Kisame… WHAT HAVE I DONE! was the only thought running through his head as he watched the water pouring outside. Things just weren't the same without Itachi and Kisame.
"Akatsuki!" a random voice said. It was beautiful, soothing, musical.
Everyone looked around the room.
"Did you guys hear that?" Konan asked. Everyone nodded while looking around the darkness in wonder.
"Akatsuki!" the crystal clear voice called again. As the voice rang like a bell throughout the lair, a bright ball of light shone in the middle of the room, blinding the villains.
"AUGH! WHAT THE F*CK!" Hidan yelled, grabbing onto Deidara.
"Hey, man, get off, un!" Deidara yelled, knocking his best buddy cruelly to the ground.
Before Hidan was able to punch Deidara in the face, the light turned into an abnormally short and beautiful glowing girl with long red hair. She looked around anxiously at each member as they stared back, fascinated.
Aname took a deep breath. What should she say to them all? She started to weakly introduce herself. "Hello, Akatsuki. I'm Aname. And I'm here because I need your help… well, actually it's not me that needs your help…" Jaws dropped open at the impossibly lovely girl. Even Konan looked like she was checking her out a little (… awkward…). The angel paused again, eyeing them all closely before continuing. "You'll think I'm full of shit when you hear it. Sasuke and Itachi did. But I'm the Uchiha's guardian angel." Almost, she added on in her head. "And they're in trouble! Big trouble!"
Sasori stood up, surprising them all. "I'll go and get my puppets," he announced, rushing on up to his room.
No one else was as sure as Sasori when this happened. The kept in their seats, staring at the girl.
"So, you're acquainted with Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha?" White Zetsu asked.
"I told you, I'm their guardian angel!" Once again, Aname added on the word "almost" in her head.
"Where the hell are your wings?" Hidan asked.
Aname frowned, her eyebrows intensely furrowed. She stormed up to Hidan, balled her tiny hand into a fist, and sent him clear across the room, smashing through the wall into the kitchen, across the kitchen, and cracking the wall behind the stove.
"Ouch…" everyone said in unison, cringing.
Aname whipped around. "Who's next?" she asked daringly. The Akatsuki shook their heads.
Pein cleared his throat. "Well, she did magically appear…" he pointed out. "And she's uh… glowing…"
Konan stood up as well, staring at Aname. "I believe you," she drawled seductively.
Everyone sweatdropped.
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"Well, I guess it would be NICE… if I could touch your body. I know not everybody, has got a body like you… oohh…" Ever since being banned from the Akatsuki, things have just started looking up for dear old Kisame. (KISAME'S BACK! Who's missed Kisame? I sure have! :D). The ocean was where he belonged. With sharks galore, he had found one in particular that he favored most. Her name was Taikai. Don't even ask how he knew this because she couldn't talk.
Kisame sat on a wooden dock that reached far into the ocean with Taikai in the waves just beneath him. She listened to him serenade her on his guitar.
"But I gotta think twice…" he continued singing, "Before I give my heart away, and I know all the games you play, because I play them too." Taikai began doing flips in the water. "Ooh, but I need some time off from that emotion, time to pick my heart up off the floor!" Kisame suddenly felt some type of odd presence, but he ignored it. "Oh, when that love comes down without devotion—" Kisame stopped in mid sentence. Silence came as he squinted into the distance. Was he really seeing what he was seeing?
Far off, he thought he could see a glowing figure gliding across the water. A ghost?
"Taikai," he said quietly. "Swim away quickly. I think we're in trouble."
Taikai looked up at Kisame, then followed his eyes in the direction he was staring. She didn't quite seem to process though, because she continued flipping around in the water.
The figure was getting closer. It was coming at them wayy too fast. "Taikai, leave!" Kisame said, panic rising in his voice. He stood up, set down his guitar, and began walking towards the figure. Maybe it was just a normal ninja. He wasn't in the mood for fighting, so maybe they could settle things out.
However, as he got closer, he realized that there was something weird about this girl. She really was glowing, and she was REALLY super short and rather beautiful.
"Kisame, I found you!" she said hysterically.
Kisame shook his head down at the woman. "Whoa, what? Did I miss something here? Who are you and how do you know me?"
"Okay, that's not as important!" Aname yelled, frustrated and panicked. Beneath their feet, Taikai swam up next to Kisame. He dropped himself into the water and began to stroke her smooth skin, looking suspiciously up at the girl. "I have a bigger problem on my hands here! And I need your help!"
Kisame's eyes narrowed. "Well? What do you want from me then? Can't you see I'm busy?" He motioned with his head down at Taikai.
Aname looked down at the shark and slapped her forehead. "Look, your best friend and his brother are in trouble and they need all the help they can get!"
"Hold on a sec…" he said slowly. "Are you talking about Itachi Uchiha?"
Aname nodded her head.
Kisame cocked his head to the side. "How do you know?"
"I'm well acquainted with both Uchiha brothers. I'll explain everything on the way! Just come with me." She was obviously very stressed.
Feeling mildly worried, Kisame looked down at Taikai. "Don't worry, baby! I'll come back for you!" Then he smooched her on the head and climbed out of the water, soaking wet. "Now tell me everything" he said.
Aname smiled up at him and began running. Kisame joined her. "It's a weird story, but just hear me out. It all started just right before you found out that Itachi had flown out his bedroom window and found him in Suna…"
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Last stop: Konoha.
I guess I don't have to tell you that it was literally pouring buckets of water from the sky.
Tsunade was almost worried that there would be a flood in Konoha, so she ordered her guards to go and open up the gates.
"Aww, but Tsunade!" one complained.
"We don't want to get wet!" Another said. Pitiful excuse for letting a flood happen.
"Well, you WILL get wet anyways if a flood happens!" Tsunade yelled, slamming her hands down on the desk, still frustrated about Sasuke's departure. "Now GO and OPEN THE GATES before I count to three!" she yelled, as if they were children.
"BUT TSUNADE!" they yelled in unison.
"One…"
"Come on! Don't do this to us!"
"Two…"
"Please! Please don't make us go out there!"
"THREE!"
"AUGH! OKAY, WE'RE GOING, WOMAN!"
Then they were gone. That is NO way to treat the Hokage.
Tsunade fumed in her desk, completely shattering her glass of tea in her hand. Who did those MORONS think they are!
Suddenly, light shone through her window, as if the sun had just come back out. Tsunade quickly turned around, only to get blinded by an incredibly bright light. Her eyes widened. "What is this…?" she asked herself out loud.
The light began to move away from the window until it was once again dim in her office.
Before you could say "bunnies," (once again, please don't ask) Tsunade jumped up, threw on her green jacket, and ran down the spiraling halls until she reached the staircase outside. She whipped her head from side to side. Where had it gone? Had she just been seeing things?
"Tsunade!" called a familiar voice.
"Neji? Is that you?" Tsunade asked, squinting through the rain. Neji wasn't even visible in front of her.
"It's me! Look, you have to listen to everything I say." Tsunade felt his hand close around her wrist. Now she could see his blurry figure, as he carefully, yet quickly, led her down the stairs. "All of Konoha has to go and rescue Sasuke and Itachi—"
"Wait… what!" Tsunade asked in disbelief. She tugged away from the young Jonin. "What are you saying!"
"Listen, I'll explain! But we have to hurry, they need all the help the can get!"
"How do you know? Why would we want to rescue them? They'll just cause trouble!" a flustered Tsunade blubbered.
"Just follow me, I know where we're going. Trust me."
"No, I refuse! This is nonsense!" Tsunade continued.
Neji slapped his forehead. "But you have to go with us! This is important!"
"WHY!"
Neji thought hard. "Uh…" he said. How could he make her go with?
"That's what I thought," Tsunade said, dignified. She adjusted her jacket over her shoulders, turned on her heel, and started back up the stairs.
"Jiraiya's going," Neji said spontaneously.
Tsunade stopped. "He is?"
"Yeah," he said with a smile. "Jiraiya is going with the rest of Konoha. I'll bet he's gonna miss you." Neji thought about the ridiculous things he was saying. But anything that woud work was worth it. Even though he was telling the truth, Jiraiya was the most enthusiastic about going to go and kill Orochimaru.
The Hokage whipped around and glared down at Neji. "Fine," she said. "But this is the only time I'm listening to you."
"Okay, that's fine," Neji said. He did a victory dance inside his head.
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Right before the Akatsuki had left, Sasori turned to Deidara. "Hey, Deidara," he asked. "Where's Tobi, anyways? He just up and disappeared since this morning."
Deidara shrugged. "Ah, who even cares, anyways? We're all better off without him."
Mmm, too bad none of them knew what "Tobi" was really up to…
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