~Alright so its time that I update a bit on Bakura and Marik Works At...series, and this chapter is in Melvin's point of view, and they are all working at a school cafeteria! Enjoy!~

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"Oh no friggin way your saying we need to feed those brats!?," Marik shouted in disbelief in his whiny high-pitched voice.
"Are we going to have to eat that crap to," Bakura blurted, turning a little green at the thought.
"Oh shut up you two, I think its a rather fun idea, after all imagine how many kids we can poison without even trying," I blurted out casually.
"Oh my, n-no Melvin we will not be poisoning kids okay," Ryou blurted with urgency.
"Welllll you might not poison the kids, but I definantly will, whether you bloody want me to or not," Bakura blurted.
"Oh come on you friggin morons, we're already responsible for the deaths at the hair salon...and that was like what 3 or 4 people, I don't want to be responsible for a gazillion more," Marik whined.
"Gazillion is not a real number Marik," Bakura replied patiently.
"Y-Your British you don't know how to count," Marik replied back, scowling at Bakura.
"I do to...1...2...3...uh...okay fine so I can only get up to three but I'm better at counting then you, you got to one," Bakura snapped at his boyfriend.
"That was one time and I was friggin drunk okay, let it go!" Marik snapped back.
"Hey...guys?" Ryou replied softly.
"Yeah right if you consider stupid, being drunk!"
"At least I'm not horny as ass when I'm drunk, like you are you freaking cat!"
"Call me a cat one more time and I'll..."
"WILL YOU BOTH SHUT THE HELL UP YOUR BOTH IDIOTS EVEN WHEN YOUR NOT DRUNK!" Ryou screamed to the top of his lungs, shattering a few glasses here and there.
Everyone but me turned to look at Ryou because my ears were now bleeding and I was trying to lick the blood off with my unusually big tongue.
Marik made some sniffle like noise, while Bakura narrowed his eyes at his hikari and sneezed like a kitten in response.
Ryou glared and in a strange demonic voice said,"Now you little bitches get your asses in gear otherwise I'm going to get Bob the hose and trust me you don't want to see Bob the hose."
Bakura squeaked and ran off, tripping over his feet here and there, while Marik ran straight into a wall, before running off to get ready.
I looked at Ryou, my eyes widened in surprise and awe at how such a petite effeminate male could produce such a demonic voice in the first place. Ryou returned my gaze, smiling innocently once again before tackling me to the floor and ravaging me with kisses and love bites...

So yeah after our little make out session we finally made it to the school and we were now making random sick looking stuff for the little demons...I mean angels...to eat...and die on...I mean...nourish on...okay okay so I put some laxitives in the mix but come on its not poison.
Ryou pissily started adding any random ingredients that looked relatively unexpired and added them into the soup like mixture. While Bakura whined to Ryou about needing to use the restroom, when we were all sure he just wanted to get out of work, that or rape children...hey don't look at me we don't know his true motives sometimes.
Marik groaned,"Just let him use the friggin bathroom already Ryou, he won't stop complaining!"
Ryou dug out Steve the spray bottle and pointed it directly at Bakura, who hissed and shied away at the corner, scratching the air exactly like a cat that is threatened.
"That'll shut the bitch up for awhile," Ryou replied in his demonic voice.
"What's wrong with you Ryou, are you on your man period," Marik asked, being the idiot he usually is.
"Marik men do not have periods," Ryou snapped back.
"Well that's what you think..."
"Aw leave him alone Marik, I'll take care of him tonight," I replied in a husky voice.
Ryou blushed and looked away, accidentally knocking the salt shaker in the pot of mystery.
Bakura slowly slunk out of the corner a few minutes later, hugging his boyfriend while looking at the spray bottle with wide, horrified eyes.
"Its just water Bakura come on...oh now that I think of it...isn't it bath night?" Marik blurted out, putting a finger to his lips in thought.
Bakura whined and dashed off into the corner again, screaming about bath water and how gross it is and how wet it is.
Marik groaned,"I can't believe I'm dating such a pansy."
"Well at least he's not afraid of the dark," I replied with a sadistic smirk.
"Hey I have a good reason for that!" Marik screeched only to get hit by the pepper shaker that Ryou chuked at his head.
"FRIGGIN HELL RYOU YOU COULD'VE THROWN SOMETHING SOFTER!"
"Yes but it wouldn't have had hurt at much," he replied in his innocent voice.
"THE WATER BURNS US THE WATER BURNS US THE WATER BURNS US RYOU!" Bakura screamed, rolling around pathetically on the floor.

"But I don't want thaaatt," a kid whined.
"Do I look like I give a shit," I replied, frowning in annoyance.
"No but..."
"Exactly, next!"
Bakura managed to drag himself up off the ground and started to fill up the children's plate, growling death threats and insults to every kid as they passed by.
"Your mother's a hamster and your father smells of elder berries," he replied monotonously.
The kid stuck out his bottom lip and walked off sniffling to one of the tables.
"I fucked your mom last night," he replied in the same voice.
"Oh that was you?" a child replied in a curious voice before also going to some random table.
"I fucked your dad last night," he said to a small girl.
"But my dad's dead..."
"Would you like to also be dead?" he replied, raising an eyebrow with a mischievous smirk on his face.
"No..."
Bakura's face twisted into a creeper face,"Then I suggest you get out of my peripheral vision you little shit."
The girl gave him a glare and flipped him off before going off to find a seat.
"Such big words Bakura," Ryou replied over his shoulder with venom.
"Shut up hikari."
I managed to continue on with my work wordless, while on the inside patiently waiting for my master mind plan to unravel. Bakura continued to insult each kid until everyone had food and we were left bored out of our minds, except Marik who was...singing...to the kids in his nasally and whiny voice.
"Will you shut up!" one of the kids whined near the back.
"No shut the frig up my singing voice is beautiful, your just jealous because I look sexier then you," Marik shouted and threw a spoon at the person who said that.
"This food sucks," one other kid replied.
"Yeah well life sucks, you don't hear me complaining," I retorted while Marik screamed that's what she said at the child.
Bakura managed to pass out by the stove, unaware of the stupidity around him.
Ryou sighed and curled up next to his yami, feeling rather depressed for no apparent reason, or one that I could see.
~ 3 hours later ~
I kicked Bakura a few times to wake him up, telling him that we could go home now. He grumbled and cracked his back, his back emitting a rather...healthy sound and grumbled, nudging his hikari awake. Marik managed to pass out on a table...that I already cleaned...and was drooling on it so much that the drool was now dripping on the floor that I also cleaned moments before. Ryou held his arms out to me and with a sleepy voice said,"Carry me."
I sighed and lifted my lover up, carrying him bridal style and led the way out of the dump. Bakura immediately ran off to the bathroom only wail,"Nooooo" as all the stalls were filled up with people. Not only that but one of the sinks decided to stop working and was spraying water all over his face. I in turn laughed like a maniac and ditched the fluffy psychopathe in search of a bed to lay my precious love down. Marik in return ran off to the playground to play on the swings and slides and all the other crap that could probably break any kids neck. Managing to break all of the play equipment he ran over to me and gave me a thumbs up, which I happily did not return. And together, the three of us...along with a very wet looking Bakura a few moments later, walked home in the sunset. And for once, every single one of us were happy we got fired, also promising to never have kids in the near future.