~ A sudden burst of inspiration...thank you Courtney! Marik's POV. Also to the ones reading this, have no fear I haven't forgotten your suggestions yet, I'll get to everyone's as fast as I can, but I first need to get an idea for some of them and what order they will have to go in (I don't want to break the pattern of Bakura, Ryou, Melvin, Marik so yeah lol).~
"No no no no!" Bakura screamed and held his hands over his ears as Ryou blathered about signing us all up to work at a daycare.
"Yes yes yes yes yes!" Ryou screamed back, spraying Bakura a few times with Steve the spray bottle.
If you must know, Bakura is deathly afraid of children, how he suffered through the haunted mansion and working at the school, I will never know. With the exception that he was also deathly afraid of water, I still suffer from scratches and bruises from last nights bath incident. Meanwhile Melvin was sharpening his knives for todays big day, saying something along the lines of "those fucking brats will never take me alive!"
I rolled my eyes and stalked off, not understanding what the huge hype was about, I didn't exactly like or dislike kids, I'm just meh. Now...what should I wear.
"Giiiirllll, those shoes with that perm," I whined, assessing the manager of the day care with disgust.
"Dude, for the last time...I'm a guy," the manager replied with a scowl.
"Oh..."
Bakura screamed as he was dragged by Ryou into the building, his nails emitting a high pitched squeal and he clawed at the floor for dear life.
"Heyyyyy Bakura, look what Mel's got," Ryou replied in a voice that sounded like he was talking to a dog or a small child.
Melvin flashed a creepy grin before holding up a beautiful, bloodstained, sharp as hell, knife. Bakura's eyes immediately widened and filled with tears at the beautifulness...of the beautiful knife...FRIG OFF BEAUTIFULNESS IS NOW A WORD!
"Want," Bakura childishly said, reaching out for said knife and tugging at the leash Ryou tied around his neck.
"Kitty!" a bazillion kids screamed at the top of their puny lungs, running straight for Bakura...FRIGG OFF BAKURA BAZILLION IS A WORD!
Bakura emitted the most manly scream I ever heard, shattering all the glass in the building before hopping up on Ryou's head and sitting there. Melvin cackled and started chasing the tiny group of kids with one of the knives he brought along, enticing blood curdling screams from the kids.
The manager look us up and down before shrugging and replying,"Yeah you guys look safe enough," and ditching us all to go get a drink at the local bar.
Bakura screamed again as one of the kids attached itself and began climbing up Ryou who had a face resembling this -.-, not to mention the kid was foaming at the mouth and chanting in some demonic language. Yep I'd say he's perfectly fine. Ryou screamed some random gibberish, stopping everyone in their tracks to look at him with wide eyes.
"Ah yes, now that I have everyone's attention, ducks, that is all," Ryou replied and walked off to the kitchen to make some dinner for the little demon spawns.
Bakura was dropped on a ceiling fan by Ryou, now shivering and crying out random gibberish things under his breath. I clucked my tongue and took out a straight jacket, wrapping it around my boyfriend for safe keeping and stalking off to round up the kids to read a story.
"And that's how the drunk man died...the end," Melvin said, smiling sadistically at the shocked faces of the children.
"B-But what happened to the cow..."
"Oh the cow became president of the United States and the goose died shortly of a crack addiction," he replied casually.
"Oh..."
I, in the meantime was having a clapping contest with one of the kids...by the way I won that one.
"Alright, time for food that's not poisoned for once," Ryou replied in a sing song voice, attracting a bunch of woodland animals to his side.
"Wow that wildlife infestation is really taking its toll isn't it?" I replied casually.
Melvin produced a knife with an evil grin,"Who wants chislick tonight, I'm cooking it!"
"Mmmm I would love some rabbit stew right about now," Bakura replied, rubbing his stomach from the ceiling fan, escaping from the straight jacket moments before.
Ryou threw a bowl of mac and cheese at Bakura and Melvin, "No rabbit stew, no chislick, we dine on mac and cheese!"
"Owww it burns, isn't this the same eye that was dripping blood in one of the early chapters?!" Bakura screamed.
Melvin opened his mouth, consuming the mac and cheese and the bowl in one gulp. I stared at him in confusion and he in turn smiled...rather innocently at me.
"Okay so who needs to go to the bathroom before nighttime?" Ryou said in a sickeningly sweet voice...oh wait that's his normal voice...huh...who would of thought.
"I dooo," Bakura screamed before falling of the ceiling fan gracefully on his face, in which he was then attacked by children. Bakura then screamed bloody murder as the kids started to attack him with stuffed animals.
Ryou giggled and snapped pictures of Bakura being beaten half to death by a bunch of children. I sighed and punted a few kids off my boyfriend before holding him like a kitten and throwing him outside. In return he gave me a weird look.
"You said you needed to go to the bathroom Kitty so go," I replied.
"For the last time Marik...I'M NOT A BLOODY KITTEN," Bakura retorted.
"Could've fooled me," I retorted back
"And me," Melvin replied.
After all the kids had their bathroom breaks, we finally settled them down on mats to nap, although a few kids crawled over to Bakura and tried to sleep on him. Bakura's response to this was a yelp, and getting squirt by Steve the spray bottle. Melvin passed out on a random conveniently placed couch with a knife pressed against his face, while Ryou was pretending to be a prison warden but instead of a night stick he had a spray bottle. And I was passed out on many kids...so yeah...OH COME ON THAT'S NOT DIRTY!
The manager finally came to wake us up from this hell hole, in which Bakura was screaming victory while jumping up and down on a kid like a trampoline. The manager raised an eyebrow at this but said nothing. Melvin in response threw a knife at some other kid, impaling it on the little twerps shirt and holding him captive against the wall.
"Hmmm well seeing as no kids were actually killed, I'd say you guys have done a pretty good job today," the manager replied, nodding in satisfaction.
Bakura looked immediately heart broken,"B-But, what, y-your not firing us?"
"Nope, come back tomorrow," the manager replied, stalking off and accidentally stepping on another child.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bakura screamed, getting glomped by many kids at once.
I chuckled and took his hand and started to drag him home in the sunset while he complained of his skin being torn off by the razor sharp glass lining the daycare playground. And everyone laughed...except Ryou, Ryou was still pretending to be a prison warden...Ra he's good...