Bakura and Marik Work At A Daycare Part 2!

(It's been awhile since I wrote a chapter for this...and frankly I need to catch up on the list of ideas...so...uhm. To my loyal followers I'm sorry I've been busy with another series of mine as well as school...which is really a lame excuse as a whole...but hopefully in about 3 weeks I can hopefully update at least once or twice a week since summer vacation is coming up. Anyways enjoy it is in Bakura's POV).

Poke. Poke. Poke...pokepokepoke...pppoookkeeeee. I groaned and swatted at the air to no avail, I was dreaming about finally defeating the Pharaoh and I didn't want the dream to end just yet. Poke. Poke. Poke OWWWW! I yelped and jolted into a sitting position cupping my right eye which was nearly poked out of it's socket I growled and slowly turned my head to the side to glare at the feminine egyptian that was currently sprawled acrossed my bed with a huge and innocent smile on his stupid face.

"Oh good Fluffy your up, hurry up and get dressed otherwise we're going to be late," he said in his annoying nasally voice, thrusting a pile of clothes at me.

I narrowed my eyes at the pile of clothes he held in his hand which consisted of sparkles and pink,"You must have a death wish if you think I'm wearing that shit..."

"Aw come on Fluffy it was the only decent outfit I can come up with!" Marik complained.

"Are you telling me that my taste in clothes are not decent?" I growled, standing up and smacking the offending articles of clothing out of Marik's hands, then walking over to my closet to actually find clothes that I would be okay with wearing.

"Wow you catch on fast...h-hey that's not nice!" Marik replied, frantically collecting the articles of clothing that was rudely smacked out of his hands.

I turned around to catch a pout from Marik before pulling on a black skull t-shirt and stalking off to find some jeans that were relatively clean. Smirking slightly in victory at finding a pair, I quickly tugged them on and went off in search of socks half- listening as Marik went on at how horrible my fashion sense really was and how I should be grateful I have a "friend" like him.

"Fluffy are you even listening to me?" he questioned.

I turned around in Marik's direction, blinking at him and pretending to be in thought for a few moments before replying,"No" and stalking off downstairs where I was met with my hikari half-naked and making out with a fully clothed Melvin.

Ryou squeaked once he noticed he had an audience and sheepishly pulled away from Melvin who sent a glare in my direction.

"U-Uhm...so...I-I guess we should get going yes?" Ryou asked tentatively.

I rolled my eyes and stalked off to the front door, slamming it behind me to tell the world I was indeed pissed off, which really isn't anything new.

Marik walked downstairs and was met by two accusing looks, with a shrug he replied," It's not my fault Fluffy woke up on his period..."

Ryou sighed at Marik's stupidly and hurriedly ran off after his yami, managing to fall down twice in the process.

I glared at the daycare building wondering why the hell I didn't decide to ditch my idiot friends and hikari in favor of stealing a car and running over people...on GTA 5. I sighed and mentally prepared myself to be glomp attacked by a couple dozen kids, I prayed to whatever gods out there that I would get a few broken ribs out of the possible ordeal to avoid having to do any form of work.

Ryou skipped up to the door happy as ever which instantly made me feel a little nervous. Sure Ryou is always like this on the outside but on the inside he is a ticking time bomb just waiting to go off and destroy anyone in his path, that is if he is pissed. Chances are he'll just start crying and running off to Melvin...who would destroy anyone in the building rather than whoever was in his or Ryou's path of destruction.

Marik was inspecting his finger nails which anyone would assume was out of boredom but knowing Marik it definitely wasn't. And currently Melvin was pissing all over the manager's car.

"Hey Bakura, you should try this it's really fun," Melvin called back over his shoulder.

I rolled my eyes before replying,"Nah I'd prefer to piss on the bloody brats we have to bloody babysit today..."

Melvin groaned,"Dude not cool, your not on cleaning duty today!"

"Sucks to suck doesn't it?"

"Sucks to be stabbed in the fucking throat doesn't it?"

"Is that a threat?"

"Nooo that's a promise."

"If you both don't bloody shut up I'm going to tear out your eyeballs and skull fuck you both," Ryou replied in a sickeningly sweet voice and turning his head to look at us with an innocent smile.

"Hey not fair, how come they get to be skull fucked!? Maybe I wanted to be skull fucked huh!?" Marik retorted.

"Marik no one would ever think of skull fucking you because your a disease ridden prostitute with no hopes of survival when Zorc arises from the abyss," Ryou replied with the same innocent and sweet voice.

In response Ryou received two huge wtf looks from myself and Melvin and a near tears look from Marik.

"Now then, lets get to work shall we?" Ryou replied with an adorable giggle.

I made some choked noise in response before shoving Melvin before me to use as a human shield and walking in after him, leaving Marik to cry outside about people not leaving Slenderman alone.

"LEAAAVVEEEE SLENDERMANNNNN ALONEEEE HE'S ONLY HUMAN WITH NO FACE!"

"Are you a girl?" the small boy sitting in front of me asked.

I sighed, it's already been two hours and I have been glomped by what seems to be the whole world population of children with no broken ribs to show for it. I blinked at the small child a few times before replying for the billionth time,"No I am not a girl..."

"Well you have long hair..." the small child who I figured out was named Eren Yeager said with a know it all tone.

"Yeah well your voice is high pitched like a girl's so I wouldn't be talking you bloody excuse for a human child..." I growled.

The child blinked his mouth starting to tremble and just when I thought he was going to start crying he replied with an insult of his own,"Well at least I don't where eye-makeup and pretend I'm a fucking bad ass all the time."

My eyes widened at the small boy. Did he honestly just have the audacity to not only insult me but also include a swear word in said insult? I blinked at the child who was now smirking before replying with a smirk of my own,"Kid, you have my respect."

Meanwhile Ryou was trying to get a horse-faced kid off of the ceiling fan and god only knows how he got up there, Melvin was currently ripping off the heads of stuffed animals in front of many small children who looked traumatized beyond repair. And our diva was staring in fascination at a small brunnette girl with a pony tail trying to bite off the head of small boy with freckled face who was crying for his mommy.

I chuckled and turned my attention back to the small boy who disappeared. I shrugged, showing just how much I cared and got up to tear off some stuffed animal's heads with Melvin.

Ryou walked out of the kitchen with a beyond pissed look, kids were running around wildly, the horse-faced kid and that small boy named Eren were fighting and Melvin and I stood there not giving a flying fuck.

Ryou's eye twitched in annoyance before shouting,"EVERYONE BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN OR SO GOD HELP ME EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN!," his eyes narrowed at the two boys fighting and with a low threatening voice he continued,"You two better stop fighting or I'll tie you both to a chair and beat you until you can't scream any longer is that clear?"

The horse-faced kid instantly stopped fighting and gulped in terror, his eyes widening while Eren looked like he didn't give two shits. Ryou raced an eyebrow at Eren threateningly but he just started picking his nose in response. Ryou sighed and slammed the tray full of...(shivers in disgust) healthy food down on the table. All the kids gasped in horror and I swear a few fainted.

The manager was checking in on us during this time and in doing so he gasped allowed. I blinked a few times uncaringly in his direction as his face turned 3 shades of red and veins began to stick out on his forehead. Ryou rolled his eyes and glared in the managers direction,"What?"

"You're giving the kids healthy food!? What's wrong with you!? I-I...y-you guys are fired!" the manager spluttered.

"YESSSSS!" Marik shouted gleefully.

Melvin didn't give a shit, in fact he was poking a kid's head with his foot...I think he was named Levi? I don't know that weird kid Eren plays with him a lot. The kid narrowed his eyes at Melvin before grabbing his foot and easily twisting it to the point where Melvin's foot made an audible cracking sound and Melvin flinched.

I gave a confused look at the manager and Ryou turned 4 shades redder in anger. I spazzed and ran behind the convieniently placed couch from earlier to hide.

"WHAT!? WE'RE FIRED FOR GIVING KIDS HEALTHY FOOD!? SERIOUSLY!? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD BAKURA WAS JUMPING ON KID LIKE A TRAMPOLINE YESTERDAY AND YOU DIDN'T FIRE US FROM THAT WHAT KIND OF FUCKING DAYCARE DO YOU RUN!?" Ryou ranted, throwing his hands up in the air in annoyance.

The manager retorted back," I want you out of my daycare right now or I will not hesistate to call the police!"

Ryou emitted a frustrated sound before running off to the kitchen, grabbing a knife and plunging said knife into the manager's neck. Marik's eyes widened considerably at this action as well as many children. I looked at Ryou with a newfound respect and as for Melvin...Melvin was crying out of sheer joy.

"I thought I would never see the day where Ryou, my love, would murder someone that was beautiful!" Melvin said, clapping his hands and using a kid's shirt to dab at his eyes.

Ryou stared at the bloody knife in his hands and tentatively said,"O-Oh my...did I do this?"

I stood up and stretched until my back made an audible cracking sound before casually making my way to the door,"Well I'd say we have about 5 minutes to get going before the police show up, don't bother to hide the body and take that wonderful stabbing knife along with you."

"What about us?" a kid piped up from the back, it was freckle face.

"You'll be fine, besides we're fired now so we can't do anything. And look on the brightside, if you're parents haven't forgotten about you shitheads already they'll be here to pick you up sooner or later," I replied and with a small wave towards Eren I stalked off back to the house that the four us shared.

Ryou ran out after me but not before shouting over his shoulder,"Erwin you're in charge!"

Marik whooped again and ran after Ryou, accidentally stepping on a kid on his way out which happened to be horse-face, which made Eren laugh uncontrollably.

And finally Melvin exited but not without flipping off the children and taking the manager's heart for his heart collection. And together the four of us majestically walked off into the sunset.

~Afterwards

Ryou had to go to a mental ward because he got all traumatized for killing the manager which means he'll be away for a few chapters but don't worry our little cream puff will be back...sooner or later...hopefully so stay tuned.

(Notes: Yes those kids are based on Attack on Titan if you didn't figure it out by now. I was thinking of creating a fanfiction for AoT and I wonder if I should make a Levi and Eren Works At...or maybe something different? Send some ideas!? Also send some ideas for the next chapter or so for Bakura and Marik Works At, I hope you enjoyed it :3!)