My throat closes up as a tiny tear builds up in the corner of my eye. Black immediately stiffens as White smiles, coolly wiping it away.
"Seriously?! You suck face with that happy go lucky idiot and start crying on me?!" Black demands as he looks over the violin for any imperfections.
"Yes...," I blubber with a disbelieving smile turning to Black with a wide grin.
"Y-Yes there's something wrong with it?" He asks, still trying to find the source of my tears.
"Yes Joker yes! Yes, I will marry you and yes, I will love to be your wife!" I joyously cry wrapping my arms around Black's neck. They remain silent as Black returns the hug, still processing my words.
"Yes ... you'll marry me?" Joker asks with a somewhat disappointed tone.
"Yes!" I shout again too caught up in my happiness to head his undertone.
"No."
"No?" I ask glancing back at a pouting White.
"Not yet. Here, sit here." They say as they get down on the floor on one knee, each touching a finger my the pendent on my choker. I stare at them, puzzled as they clear their throats.
"Joker?"
"A moment, please." He says as he breathes out, getting out the rest of his jitters as he looks me in the eyes smiling broadly. "Jackie, will you take me, Joker, in forever entwinement under this connector and swear to be loyal and true at all times, in all places, and be mine, and forever mine till not even death do we part?" I smile and hold each hand in mine feeling their fingers tremble as they eagerly await my answer.
"Yes, Joker." I simply answer with a sweet smile. To be mine forever...I wouldn't want anything else other than that. The moment the words roll off my tongue my entire choker catches on fire.
"OW!" I cry, falling back as I grasp at the nonexistent flames. What the heck -?! Joker's smile only grows wider as the fiery sensation cools leaving my neck to recover from the sudden presence of heat. "W-What was that?"
"The sealing of our 'marriage'. See?" White points to his earring and his ear which is considerably red from irritation. I reach out and touch the area before quickly retreating from the hot skin.
"Why is it burning?" I ask, wringing my neck as I try to dispel the heat left. Huh? I pull back my hands examining my wrists. "The handcuffs came off!"
"Ah, yes. That's because you finally embraced your feelings for me; they wouldn't have come off otherwise." White smugly purrs.
"So, you were planning to keep me handcuffed until I agreed?"
"Well, that was part of plan F, Black's favorite."
"Which was ...?" I trailed off looking for an answer. What is plan F? Joker devilishly smiles as his warden half gently picks me up, smoothly kissing me on the lips.
"Allow me to personally show you what plan F was." White croons as Black deepens the kiss. I hesitate before pushing back, wrapping my arms around his neck. Black's fingers rub the nape of my back as his hair lightly tickles my face. White dips down kissing the base of my spine as he begins to work the one piece suit off. Joker's darker half plops me onto the bed, tossing his hat off and kicks off his shoes. I laugh under my breath and slip off my shoes too, letting the heat of our bodies take over. Black shifts over, captivating my top half as he nimbly slides his hand over my waist. Fire follows his needy hands lighting up my body like a match. I unconsciously hum as Black kisses my throat, curling my spine up. White chuckles under his breath, gently slipping his hand along my calf as he kisses my hip. A shiver rivets down my body from the top of my head to the tips of my toes. Wow~
"Awe~ that's no fair. Switch with me, Black."
"No." Black growls continuing his little hunt for a soft spot. I smile and lean back letting his other half have a turn as Black shifts down to my stomach, kissing the soft area. I jerk back as I feel White's bare body press against me.
"Whoa -! W-White, where are your clothes?!" I demand as I hide my beet red face. Why is he in his boxers?!
"Oh? But you said that,"
"after marriage we can,"
"have all of you." I blankly blink as I stare into Black's earnest eyes spying his honest confusion hidden behind a wall of annoyance.
"Yeah, after we get married." I emphasize.
"But we are married." White emphasizes, tapping my pendent.
"Huh?" Black heavily sighs as he roughly pins me to the bed, sitting on my stomach in his full shining glorious red checker boxers. How do he strip so fast?!
"Look, that there was Wonderland's version of a 'marriage' or an 'eternal bond'. It's the. Same. Thing." Black huffs, trapping my jaws in his grasp as he kisses my nose. I squirm in his arms looking to White for a better explanation. White sighs and lays down on his side aimlessly doodling designs over my stomach.
"You see, love, that was a marriage ceremony. Here, right now, since one minute and three seconds ago, you became our wife and us your husband, forever bonded together. It does the same thing a marriage in your world does." I lean back with a straight poker face.
No wedding?
No invitations?
No guest set ups?
No priest?
No church set up?
No stress.
No bridezilla.
No screaming or raging.
"A-Alright. I ... I accept that." I stutter as a blush spreads over my face. Joker's eyes slightly widen as he searches me face for any hint of a lie.
"Truly? You mean to say,"
"that we can do those deeds,"
"which have haunted my sweetest dreams,"
"for months now?" Black finishes, trembling with eagerness. A thick blush runs across my face as I nervously shrink back. What can I say?
"I-I-I've never done this before, Joker." What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to react? How am I supposed to - well, that? Is there a certain way or something that I'm supposed to do or what? Oh man I have no idea -! Joker merely smiled at my flustered state as white leans over me, cupping my cheek as he gazes at me with those hypnotic eyes. He pulls me to my knees hitching me over his hips as he wraps my arms around his shoulders. I hesitantly follow his silent directions as my heart begins to pound.
"That's right, love. Trust me, I've done this many times before. Stay calm and follow my lead." White purrs, running his fingers through my hair as he firmly grasps the soft threads, pushing his lips to mine. My heart sledgehammers against my chest as he delicately moves his mouth around my lips, lightly nipping at certain areas.
Am I really ready for this? To give myself entirely to Joker, my ... I hesitate to even think the word ... husband. I stiffen as he leans forward, gently placing me onto the soft covers. Oh? My blood strongly pounds as he carefully navigates his mouth about my throat. Ah ... that feels good. Like a soft pair of butterfly wings he dances around my neck fluttering his lips just hardly over my neck. Ah ... OUCH!
"W-White -!" I reprimand, jumping as he takes a gruff bite out of my neck. He apologetically smiles as he kisses the wound immediately retreating in tactics.
"Hush now, love. I'll take excellent care of you." White comforts as he glides his hand down along the length of my side, resting his fingers just over the top of my calf. My grip tightens around his broad back as he softly caresses the inside of my knees. I shakily breath out as my blood begins to boil beneath my skin setting me on fire. I tremble as I kiss along his jaw forcing him to connect our lips. He chuckles under his breath pulling back with a playful gleam in his eye.
"Why are you shaking? I've told you, love, that I am very well experienced in this. I'm an expert." He comforts, rolling over as I am balancing over him. I nervously pull back held in place by his strong hands. My eyes sneak a peek at his bulging bicep, testifying his monstrous strength beneath. My heart pounds hard as panic begins to grip my wild heart. Oh man oh man oh man -!
"Y-y-y-y-eah w-well I'm n-n-n-not!" I stutter peeling myself off of him. T-Too real ... it's just too real! I feel like I'm going way too fast. I mean, I'm hardly prepared for this ...
"Mind if there's a third in this little twosome?" Black teases, eyes gleaming as he zeros in on my panic. My blush darkens as he wraps his arms around my waist, yanking me right back onto the bed.
"B-Black?!" I nervously stutter as he pins me on the bed, sitting on my stomach. My legs immediately cross as he leans down drawing his nose along my jaw. Ah ...
"Now, does the little kitten need some guidance?" He cruelly teases, dancing his tongue just around my earlobe. My blood throbs as I run my hands across his stone chiseled abs, lightly scratching his skin. Black aggressively grapples at my hair shoving his lips to mine. I yank him closer forcing him to stay close as I kiss along his jaws. A hum emits from the back of his throat as he shudders, eyes rolling into the back of his head. This feels so ... strange. A fiery blast of instinctual heat flares through my body as I push back against him, amazingly forcing him back to his knees. White, from the corner of my eye, smiles as I give Black a shove, pushing him back onto the bed as a seemingly blinding haze covers my.
Joker is here, in my arms, ready to be ravished and taken.
"I - I'm doing it." I mutter with a nervous laugh, cupping Black's cheek as I tilt his head back. He painfully exhales an excited huff as I nip at his jaw, forcing the man into submission. I can't believe it ... I'm actually taking him over right now. I sit on his stomach, leaning back as White's arms wrap around my waist. I smile and fall into his arms kissing his humming throat. I'm actually doing it.
All the butterflies.
All the stress.
All the nervousness is gone.
All that exists here is me and my lovely Joker.
"Why, yes you are ... hey,"
"why don't we,"
"step it up a notch?" White hums as the annoying clothe separating us vanishes. The flame flickering between our entwined bodies blazed hot as a conflagration hooks us together. Joker seductively smiles as he pushes me against the bed, tugging at my bothersome garments.
"I think it's time, don't you? Why, yes I do." Joker answers himself, moving in for the kill. I suck in a quick breath and worm beneath their soft touches as Joker's jester half slips his thumb against my bare hip, tugging on the clothe. Without warning he painfully groans smacking his head against my hip as Black barks up a chuckle. My blush deepens. W-What does that mean? Is he ... ?
"Oh please ... not now ...," he moans, annoyed as a loud thump smacks against the door. I jump, yelping in surprise as my gaze shoots to the door. Who is that?
"Ignore him, love." White grumbles capturing my lips.
"M-Master Joker! Master Joker! The circus has caught aflame! The fireworks touched the top of the tent and it won't go out!" The man shouted from the other side, pounding on the door.
"Let it burn ...," Joker painfully whines.
"The circus is on fire?!" I shout, nearly jumping up. He's going to let his circus burn because he's with me?! "White, go take care of that!"
"No...," he pouts before Black shoves White off.
"Well, go on Jester. Go take care of your precious circus. I'll stay here with our wife." Black emphasizes, tightly hugging me as he rolls over. Huh? I stay hidden as the door opens, a faceless clown waddling through with singed clothing. White heavily sighs as he slips out of the bed glaring over the clown. He collects his clothes all the while giving the poor faceless a dirty sneer. The faceless goes utterly pale as I peak around Black's shoulder. Ah, looks like he finally, uh, gets it.
"Fine! But NO penetration until I get back!" The Jester fiercely growls, wrestling on his clothes as he shudders.
"Yeah ~ no." Black hums with a dark chuckle as he rolls over once more, trapping me against the bed. I smile, mesmerized by his musky scent as my instincts begin to take over. He draws his tongue along my jaw as I turn my head allowing him full access. I jump and nearly scream as I spy a dark shadow near the wall, standing full and attentive in the corner. My eyes remain locked to Black's right hand afterimages, shivering from the sight. Wow that surprised me ...
"**** off and let them duke it out." Black orders under his breath hardly paying the afterimage any attention. The afterimage hold firm, unmoving and silent. An aggravated growl builds up in his throat as he whips around aiming his gun right at the afterimage.
"Did you not hear me?! Don't bother me right now!"
"Black, what's going on?" I ask gently pushing his shoulders back. Black grits his teeth, sitting on my stomach as he scratches his hair.
"The ****ing prisoners are acting up and are making some noise since I've been gone for so long." He huffs, running his hand over my throat. He leans in kissing my collarbone.
"W-Wait, wait. Black, you need to go fix that." There is no way that I'm going to let that continue. Especially considering the last time things got, uh, carried away and we were attacked.
"**** no! Not when I'm so close!" Black hisses throwing down his fury. I quickly jut forward pecking him on the lips. He slightly jumps before snatching hold of my arms, tightly holding me close as he deepens the kiss. I smile and tap my forehead to his.
"Relax Black. I'll be right here for when you get back." I encourage, teasingly tapping his lower lip. Black angrily sneers as he rolls his eye practically going mad with utter vicious fury.
"Don't. Move." Black warns as he follows the afterimage. The second the door closed his angry screams echo through the jail. I release a pent up sigh and slump onto the bed.
Oh my gosh he nearly had me.
I place a hand over my frantically pounding heart trying to collect my senses before the door cracks open.
"Black, did you forget something?" I ask as a faceless enters the room. Over his eyes is a half mask with white swirls and clovers at the corners of them.
"Oh, there you are my lovely miss! I thought I heard quite a ruckus from in here." He pleasantly hums locking the door behind him.
"Locking the door won't do much." I miff, readjusting my black lacey underwear. Ugh ... and now he gets to see this. My heart pounds hard as I slide off the bed warily watching the approaching man. "I have a question; how in the hell do you know when Joker and I are getting it on?!"
"I beg your pardon?" He asks as a deep flush flashes across his face. "Ah ... oh. Oh my. Well - well this is quite embarrassing."
"You bet it is!" I shout utterly livid. "Why is it that every time I try to have alone time with Joker you or one of your freaking goons come in and interrupt us? I'm sick of it!"
"Ah, miss? I work alone, you see. I saw you one day in the street and thought 'how fun it would be ... to kill the foreigner- ,"
"Yeah, good luck with that." I huff crossing my arms. He tilts his head thrown for a loop.
"Hah?" He shuffled back nervously twiddling his thumbs.
"Do you have any idea how many others have already tried?! You're WAY too late to even think of such an original idea! Hell, Ace came before any of you idiots!" I furiously growled. I don't care if he has a bazooka on him I will not let him ruin this!
"Oh ... w-well, if you don't mind then I need to kill you right now-,"
"ENOUGH! I will not have any of this do you hear me?! Go find someone else to freaking harass! I've been through enough crap as it is already and I don't need some awkward half wit coming in here to mess with me!"
"T-That's no reason for name calling ...," he sniffed, turning away. I stood there, dumbfounded.
"Are you crying?!"
"O-Of course not! I have something in my eye, t-that's all ...," he sobs wiping away his tears.
"Don't be such a baby! I swear this is by far the most pathetic attempt of assassination I've ever seen!" I hiss. "Get out of here! Get out right now before Joker gets back! I will have my alone time with him and none of you can -!"
"Oh, that's right! Master always told me to do this if my target gets mouthy~," he suddenly sang pulling out a bottle of perfume. Oh you have got to be kidding me.
"Knock out gas? Can't you come up with anything more original?!" I shout throwing a pillow at him.
"Oh -!" He cries as it slips from his hand shattering over the ground.
"OH MY SWEET GOSH NOOOOOOO! I've broken his favorite bottle!" He screams darting out of the room faster than I could follow. Wait, what? Oh that idiot ... I swear, their 'techniques' are getting stupider the more they try. I cover my nose making my way to the door. Oh ... uh oh. I've inhaled some of it. The world spins in a dizzying circle as I fall back onto the bed. The ceiling elongates and stretches as everything begins to get bigger. Am I ... being shrunken again? Ah ... I'm losing my m-ind...
BAM
My head limply turns towards the sound spying Black with an excited grin before he spies the bottle on the floor and looks at me with his mouth popped open. Black ...
"Bah." I hardly utter.
"MOTHER ****ER I LEAVE FOR A MINUTE AND THIS HAPPENS -!"
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