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Just a warning, this jumps POVs a few times so try to keep up :3

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BLOOD'S POV

Alice softly breathes out a sigh on the couch, her delicate eyes closed and her chest rising and falling to her sleep. Jackie playfully grabs at my quail pen before I pull it out of the way, finishing up some of the last documents. Having her sit on my lap is easier than letting her run amuck through my office. Already she's torn out three pages of my favorite books, the little stinker. She happily grabs for my pen again and again as I thankfully finish off with my signature before setting it aside.

"Well aren't you being a little trouble maker today?" I ask, turning her around to face me. She happily beams up at me with a big smile, reaching up towards my tie. Hn ... that smile is too happy. I reach up and pinch her nose, watching her face scrunch up as she reaches up to rid herself of the annoyance.

Well, at least I can see why my lovely Alice has been so distracted with the toddler. Alice seems so happy to have the little rascal to play with as well. I lean back against the chair with a smile and keep an arm around her back, watching as she wipes off her face with her pudgy arms.

I think I will keep Jackie in this form for a little while longer. She will need a stronger dosage of the antidote but keeping her as so for a few time changes won't grievously affect her. No harm in that. My cheek twitches into a smile at all the fun things I can make Alice do. This will be fun. She jumps as the door nearly slams open, startled by the sudden loud noise. I look up, spying Elliot huffing and puffing with the bottle of sickly green fluids inside.

"I'm impressed you've gotten the antidote so quickly." I chuckle. I'm sure he won't be happy with the plans I have in store for little Jackie. I wonder if he will give her the antidote despite a direct order?

"Here, Jackie, drink this." Elliot frets, cupping the back of Jackie's head as he tries to get the stub of the bottle into her mouth. She opens her mouth obediently but I slide the tip of my finger in the way, letting her clamp down on that instead. "B-Blood?"

"Leave her be. It won't hurt keeping Jackie in this childish form for a while longer. I find this form of her more tolerable than her other." I lie, kissing Jackie's forehead as she gently sucks on my finger. Oh Jackie, if you knew where these fingers have been I'm sure you wouldn't be sucking so fervently.

"B-But Blood-," Elliot starts, clearly worried for her well being.

"Don't worry about it, Elliot. Instead, enjoy it. She won't be like this for long and now you will be able to spend some quality time with her with little interference. Isn't that what you wanted?" I smoothly ask, standing up with the small child in arms. She sleepily yawns and rubs her eyes, laying her head against my shoulder while her fingers curl around my tie.

"B-But Blood, she's a small child!" He protests, shocked at my orders, "what if the antidote doesn't take because we wait to give it to her?"

"Elliot." I start, making his ears swivel forward and stiffen, "I've taken all the necessary precautions and endings into account. She will be fine for a few extra time changes. As long as she is not like this for, let's say, fifty Time Changes straight, then she will be just fine." I reassure, gently patting her back.

"Take her and care for her. I wish to be alone with my Alice." I say, handing Jackie to Elliot.

"Y-Yes Blood." He hesitantly says after a moment, balancing her in one arm and holding the antidote with the other. My lips curl into a devilish smile with my back towards him, listening him leave. I am curious if his friendship with her will lead him to disobey a direct order and give her the antidote or if he will choose to follow my orders instead. But, either way should be interesting.

ELLIOT'S POV

I let out a heavy sigh as I shut the door, gently holding the sleepy Jackie in my arms. I worriedly look over her and back to the bottle in my hand. As a friend I should give it to her but as a subordinate that would be betraying Blood. Her little head rests against my shoulder as I trot down the hall, twitching my head to the side as I hear Blood say something under his breath. Another order?

"If you want children so badly, Alice, why not bear mine?" Blood asks, obviously not directed towards me. Alice's heart stutters as I walk away, thrilled that their relationship is growing but also try not to think too hard about what he wants from her.

"Ew, Blood-!" Alice starts as I try to block them out. I sigh and gently hold Jackie, listening to her small thrumming heartbeat. She's so small like this ... it makes me nervous holding her, thinking I'm going to hurt her somehow. I don't ever want to hurt her but her lover, Joker, doesn't seem to have the same impression towards her.

I frown at the thought as my ears twitch. D*** you Joker ... why are you torturing Jackie and all of Wonderland with her? It's like he's taunting us that he has her tied around so tightly around his pinkie that he can do whatever he wants to her and she'll submit to it. But she's not like that. I pass a few maids who turn around, spying Jackie in my arms as I head towards my room.

"Oh~! So cute!" They mutter, knowing not to talk to me directly about it. I doubt I look too happy right now so no one will bother me. I gently cradle Jackie in my arms, staring worriedly at her face. Well ... she is adorable being this young. Blood is right. As my boss, he's always right. A few more Time Changes like this and it won't hurt her. I softly smile before jolting as I hear blades cutting through the air.

I immediately dip down and dodge the oncoming axes, dancing out of the way while trying not to jostle Jackie awake in my arms. Those snot nosed s*** for brains-! They could have seriously hurt Jackie there! I worriedly look her over, making sure she didn't wake up before glaring at the loudly whining boys.

"Awe~! We missed!" Dum loudly complains, huffing in annoyance.

"That's alright, we will get him later. Ah!" Dee says, spying Jackie in my arms, "stupid hare has little sister!"

"Eh?!" Dum shouts, realizing what they could have done to her.

"Shhhhh!" I frantically hush, putting a finger to my lips before standing up straight and looking her over, "she's still sleeping." I mutter, gently stroking her cheek with my finger. Both boys blink before shifting their axes to guns and putting them away, a habit Alice has pounded into them since day one. They trot up to either side and stare at her sleeping form.

"Hee~ little sister is cute sleeping." Dum grins, gently sweeping a finger over her arm.

"Yeah. She's so small." Dee agrees, at least trying to quiet. Then, all at once, a terrible smell starts to come from her. The twins scrunch their faces up and immediately back off, holding their noses as I holds her at arm's length. Oh dear carrot sticks she didn't-!

"EEEEWWWW! She dutied in her diaper!" They cry at once, staring at me with near disgust. Jackie squirms before blinking, waking up from her sleep.

"Ha ha! That means the stupid hare has to change her diaper!" Dee laughs.

"G-Get back to your posts you snot nosed brats!" I spit with a slight flush.

"Ha ha ha! Go change her diaper, stink brains!" They shout as they hop off to do their duty pretty quickly. Huh ... they left faster than they normally do. I suspiciously glare after them before the awful smell worsens, followed by a small squeaky rush of air from the toddler Jackie before she bursts into a giggling fit.

She just ... farted in front of me. His ears press against his head, listening to it all as she squirms around uncomfortably and reaches back to pull at her diaper. C-Change her diaper ... she needs to be changed b-but looking down there is like looking at my best friends business a-and-!

"Would you like me to take her, Master March?"

"Yes please." I immediately relent, his face a deep red of embarrassment as the two maids cheerfully take her. Thankfully they were probably watching the whole thing but I'll bet they were waiting for an opportunity to swoop in and grab her.

"Oh~ so cute!" The one gushes as she takes Jackie in her arms and happily cradles her.

"Adorable~ oh if only Master March had children with Jackie then we could play with them all day!" One fusses, making my cheeks flush a deep red. S-Sex, with Jackie? A shiver shoots down my spine at the thought before I quickly try to get rid of it. No, no I wouldn't! I would never! H-Here lover is Joker! But, if she were to come to me w-wanting that ... d*** it there's no use thinking about it because it will never happen! But will it? GAH!

"Or would they be rabbits?"

"Would it be a litter or just one?"

"RABBITS?! Rabbits, you say?! They wouldn't be rabbits!" I embarrassingly shouts as they quickly skedaddle with Jackie in arms. Geh ... troublesome maids, it's not like that. I run a hand through my hair, looking down at the other as I grasp at empty hair. I freeze, immediately patting down my pockets. S-S***, where did the bottle go?! My head whips back and forth as I start backtracking, searching for the bottle. S***-!

DEE'S POV

"What do you think is in it, brother?" I eagerly ask as Dum shakes the bottle, watching to see if it fuzzes up or not. The gunk liquid fizzles a little bit but settles pretty fast.

"I don't think it's poison." He observes, untwisting the top. He lightly sniffs before his face scrunches up in disgust, quickly screwing the lid back onto the rank smelling liquid. He stumbles back before letting the bottle go and roll over the ground.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" I laugh, nearly falling back as Dum starts to gag at the awful stench.

"S-So gross blech!" He shouts, holding his throat as if he was choking before breathing into his sleeve in an attempt to get the nasty smell out of his nostrils.

"Maybe it's just a stink bomb?" I ask, picking the bottle up and looking for a ring of some sort we are supposed to pull.

"Blech .. b-but it's in a baby bottle." Dum rasps out, coughing harshly before getting back to his feet and holding his mouth and nose.

"Yeah ... weird." I say, stumped as to what it could be. Dum heavily sighs and sits next to me on the small hill right by the gates, staring at the bottle but being sure not to smell it so closely next time.

"Oh, look! Little sister!" Dum excitedly shouts before hopping to his feet. I stuff the bottle into an inside pocket before hopping up with a grin, heading over to the two grinning maids as they present Jackie in a mini maid outfit.

"Ha ha! She looks like a mini maid!" I laugh. She looks funny as a tiny maid.

"I'm glad you like~ it." They both say at the same time with broad smiles. "We were just~ going off to buy her some clothes~!" They both excitedly giggle, the maid holding Jackie gently squeezing her in a hug.

"Boo! Clothes are boring!" I huff, popping Jackie up and into my arms. They both stiffen, ready to shoot their arms out and catch her as I awkwardly hold her in my arms.

"Yeah! Hey, hey brother, shouldn't we show little sister to Boris?" Dum suggests with a grin, shifting his axe into a gun and holsters it.

"Yeah! His face will be hilarious!" I laugh, trying to situate Jackie in my arms. It's awkward holding her like this. She blankly stares at me as I speed up my clock, her small form suddenly fitting much more snug in my adult form. "Ah~ much easier to hold her." He grins.

"We're taking a break!" Dum shouts, grabbing my other arm as we dart away from the gate. His face is going to be super shocked!

"Yeah, don't tell anyone!" I cry, escaping with Jackie before the maids could do anything.

BORIS'S POV

"Bor~r~is~ we've got a surpri~se for you~!" The twins shout as I crack an eye open. A surprise, huh? I wonder what kind of knife it is this time. I sit up on the tree branch and stretch my arms with a yawn. I hope this one is rarer than the one they brought me before. It had a nice point and all but I've seen it before so it was pretty boring. Or maybe they want to sneak into Heart Castle with me? I eagerly grin and hop down from the tree, heading towards their loud voices.

"I'm right here. So whatcha got?" I eagerly grin as I peek around the corner, spying them both in their adult forms. They grin as Dee keeps his back to me, holding something out of view as Dum steps between us.

"It's a secret~," he teases with a grin as Dee lightly bounces up and down with whatever is in their arms.

"Don't hold out on me man. Come on~," I grin, trying to peek over Dee's shoulder to see what it is. Hm? I lightly sniff the air, puzzled. That smells like ... no, it couldn't be. My eyes grow wide as Dee turns around, figuring I already smelled her to reveal a baby with long black hair and red bangs.

"O-Oh s***! What happened?!" I frantically demand, hardly believing my eyes. S-She's a baby! A full blown toddler!

"We found her like this." Dum grins as he pokes at her stomach, making her laughter trill as she reaches out to grab at Dee's longer hair.

"Liars! What did you do to her?!" I growl, struggling not to rip her out of their arms. Oh man Gowland is going to be pissed! Did Joker do this to her?

"Hey, it's true!"

"Yeah, we really did find her like this!" Dee growls as he walks over to a nearby bench and sets her down along with a weird green sludge filled bottle before turning to me with narrowed eyes.

"Stink brain!" Dum growls as he pulls out his axe. Dee's eyes flash as he does the same, shifting his gun into his long handles axe.

"Where in the hell did you find her then?"

"We aren't telling you, you jerk!" Dee growls as he sticks out his tongue. Oh what the hell this is serious! Without warning Dum surges forward, swinging the axe across my neck. Whoa-! I lean back and dodge the attack while dancing back, narrowly avoiding another slash from Dee's axe against the back of my legs.

"Hey, knock it off I'm being serious here!" I growl and hop off to the side, loosing a few rounds of bullets and making sure they are nowhere near the bench. My eyes cast a quick glance over at the empty bench as my clock stutters.

"H-Hey, where did she go?" I demand, looking around for her. Dee and Dum look over at the empty bench, turning around as they try to spot her. Oh s*** we lost her-!

"Way to go Boris, you lost her!"

"I wasn't the idiot who put her on the bench!"

GOWLAND'S POV

"And~ here you go." I grin, handing an ice cream cone off to a little tyke.

"Thanks grandpa!" He shouts with a grin, hopping off to join his family sitting at a nearby table. The word grandpa sends a pang through my clock. Ugh ... I'm not old. I'm not.

"Oh~ how cute-!" A loud voice squeals from the other side of the hut, "she looks just like Miss Jackie!" My head twitches in their direction. Jackie?

"Yes, isn't it strange. Oh, come here you little girl you~!" A male voice coos as a baby's laughter drifts around the corner. I lean out of the stall and look in their direction, spying a worker's back as he cradles a little kid in his arms.

"Awe~ have you lost your way?" The woman asks with a smile, reaching her hand forward and touching the child, making her squeal with delight.

"Oh, thank goodness you've found her!" Some of Hatter's maids breathlessly huff as they stumble to a stop beside my two workers.

"We've been worried sick since the twins took her." The other says, reaching out for the baby but the male worker pulls away. Oh~ I smell a fight coming up from that. I go out through the back and head towards them, not wanting a gun fight to break out in the middle of the day here. There are still a lot of customers about.

"What are Hatter's doing in the Amusement Park at this time of day?" The male worker asks as I step into the street and head towards them. Without warning the little girl in his arms starts to cry, probably feeling the tension in the air from the hostile parties.

"O-Oh dear, d-don't cry~!" A Hatter maid worriedly says as the other pulls a rose out of her hair and tries to distract the little raven haired child with it. My eyes widen as I spy the red bangs. There's no way ... unless Joker had something to do with this. My frown turns into a smile as I approach, catching their attention.

"Hey, hey! This Park's for fun, not tears!" I grin, coming up to them. "Ah~ and this is Jackie." I say with a confirmin' sigh, gently taking her from the male worker's arms and softly bounced in place.

"You girls mind tellin' me what happened?" I ask, sliding a glance in their direction. Hatters don't give up information easily but I want to know what happened to Jackie. They sheepishly look to one another, unsure of what to do.

" ... she was found, like this Master Gowland." One speaks up, giving me her respects.

"Yes. We are unsure of where exactly but Master Blood returned a short while ago with her and wouldn't say much about it." Another tacks on, knowing the information does me no good anyway. Well, at least they were talkin'.

" ... thank you girls for takin' care of her," I smile, gently keeping Jackie in my arms, "as her boss, I'll take it from here. Go ahead and tell Hatter she's in my care." I say as I turn away with her. I glance over her pudgy hands, staring at the green sludge sloshing around in the bottle. Well isn't that a pretty sight. She came with the cure herself!

"It's alright, Jackie. I know just the cure to give ya, and more to make ya better than ever!"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA let me know what you think what will happen to poor Jackie due to Gowland's stupidity and I FINALLY got this chapter out. It took me so long because I found it boring and tedious compared to what I've been writing lately but this chapter needed to happen. 10 REVIEWS to see what happens to White :3