Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!

"So there are thousands of you running around... doing 'Devil Requests' for you?" Kuroka asked from Naruto's back as he got a piece of paper signed. Yes, he was still going to take her to the original Naruto, but he still needed to get all of his requests done. He didn't care if she had to wait, he was doing what he had to get done before. While he was still getting chakra from the original, he was still going to keep on doing his job.

Shadow Clones didn't exactly have a "time limit" for how long they could stay alive.

If they didn't use chakra, then they could naturally stay alive until something dispersed them. They would age, grow, and experience the same thing as a life of their own. They were perfect replicas, just replicas that could be popped with a good hit.

Kuroka was surprised, and pleased, by the MASSIVE misuse of power.

"Yep... and we only have a few more days... going for a record... gotta take a break." Naruto said as he walked with her on his back. She was making a point of pushing her breasts up against him, but sadly for her, he was too busy being hungry to notice them all that much. "Not to mention I want to check up on the other clones." Naruto mentioned as an afterthought.

He would enter Sage Mode, and check up on all of the clones in this country (China) seeing as this country had a large population, a lot of clones were sent here.

He was the unofficial leader of the clones in China.

The original didn't assign leaders, they just sort of made them themselves.

"You the clone leader or something?" Kuroka asked, not breaking her act and walking by herself. She needed Naruto to think that she had been beaten to the point she couldn't walk. "Also, how is it only your right hand was transformed... not even your entire right arm is devil nyan..." Kuroka pointed out, wondering about that.

Yes, it was convenient for her to breed with him, seeing as his genitals wouldn't be as... lackluster as those of the supernatural. The seed of supernatural races were weak, unable to impregnate other races with ease... even their own race for that matter. The inadequete breeding ability of the races could be attuned to the fact that their own powers blocked it out, or something else to that same structure.

Trading breeding power, for actual power.

"Not really... but sometimes clones... don't come out right ya know." Naruto said, seeing as not all clones were perfect. Some of them developed different, their experiences changing them in a short amount of time. Sometimes clones got angry, and it made them different than other clones. They had the same emotions as Naruto, but they didn't experience the same things as Naruto at the same time.

They were each a little different, the same, but different.

Kuroka blinked.

"I don't get it... second question? I'm a Bishop myself, and I've never heard of anyone only being partially transformed nyan." Kuroka pointed out as she snatched the snack that Naruto had gotten out of his pocket, and she ate it herself. Naruto almost cried a little bit... out of joy... because he hated those energy bars.

Kuroka gagged and spat it out, wiping her tongue across his shoulder to get the taste off of her tongue.

"Hey! Don't lick me with your nasty ass tongue!" Naruto shouted out as he ran around in a circle, and she held on tighter.

They calmed down moments later.

"The answer?" Kuroka reminded Naruto.

"I've got a... comrade inside of me that pushed the transformation into my arm... it was either my arm, or I couldn't have been turned." Naruto mentioned to Kuroka, and she blinked. It sounded to her like he had a Sacred Gear... but he didn't. She couldn't smell it from him, not in the slightest. It wasn't even a Blessing from a god that gave him the ability, he didn't have any difference to his smell.

Well, other than the dominating aura of power, and the smell of the trees and wind that he had about him.

She wondered if her power could be passed onto his children, unlike the powers of Sacred Gear user.

"So... this... comrade... does it's power transfer into your children nyan?" Kuroka asked with a sly grin. She had a one track mind for the most part. She was going to get him to love her, and become her baby-maker for as long as he loved her. She could rebuild her entire race by herself, and usher in the new age of the cat. The race would be populated by super powered kittens, and it would be amazing.

She wanted his whisker marks to be genetic, that would be amazing.

Nekoshou with actual whisker marks to add onto their cat features.

'... Hey Kyuubi, you don't have anything better to do. Do my children inherit anything like I did from my mother?' Naruto asked the Kyuubi inside of him.

Now that he thought about it, he was curious about that.

He got his Whisker Marks from his mother being the Jinchuriki, and he got extremely powerful chakra reserves from it as well. While his mother hadn't been strong enough to hold the Kyuubi in her until she was a teenager, he had been strong enough to hold half the Kyuubi in him the day he had been born. Even his father had struggled to hold in himself half the Kyuubi, while his chakra had been powerful enough to do it as a mere baby.

"My chakra infused into you over 10 months in Kushina's womb. Your DNA carries within it genetics for powerful chakra, and immense potential. The whisker marks are proof of your genetics being changed... the same thing happened to those damn Gold and Silver brothers..." The Kyuubi answered, seeing as he didn't have anything better to do. Not to mention there was no point in not answering the question. He did raise his brow at Naruto calling him a comrade, but didn't think too much of it otherwise.

Naruto blinked.

So his whisker marks were genetic, his children would have them, and their chakra reserves would be powerful, while they themselves would have immense potential for it?

Cool.

"I ask, because Sacred Gear owners don't really pass anything down to their children involving their Sacred Gears nyan." Kuroka mentioned to Naruto with a flirty tone, suggesting that she wanted to do things with him now. Naruto didn't catch her flirty tone, and just considered her words seriously.

She sweatdropped at him missing that.

"I don't have a Sacred Gear or whataver... but yeah, my power passes down to my kids. It is genetic after all." Naruto answered to her, and she smiled wider.

Now THAT was good to hear.

"You know... I don't wear panties. It would be super easy for us to... right here nyan." Kuroka hinted to Naruto, and he palmed his face.

Okay, he needed to take a class on "Knowing when Women Want your Dick" because he would admit it... he was ignorant to when a girl wanted his penis.

"No, I'm a clone... when I poof, the baby would poof as well... or would it? I have no clue what would happen actually." Naruto mentioned to himself, unsure of what would happen to the baby or the mother if anything were to happen to him.

If the chakra in the seed tried to return to the original... would it be able to return, or would it become infused into the woman? Would the baby poof, or would the "human" half of the baby keep it alive?

So many questions.

-With Clone: 679-

"Hmmmm, that was good." Naruto said as he layed on his back, a woman holding onto his arm as he did so... and another woman held onto his other arm... and a third woman came out from the front of the covers and laid herself on top of his chest with a smile on her face. All three women were covered in sweat, and two of them were out of breath, the third one having been sucking his dick under the covers to try and get his penis back at full mast... before she gave up and decided to cuddle.

He had already filled them full of his seed.

Once he realized that his life would be over in a few days, he had decided he would finish his requests as fast as possible. He created 1000 of his own clones, and had ALL of his clones scattered across the country in order to fufill as many requests as possible for him. They were going to do overtime, and he had asked the Kyuubi for the extra chakra to do so with (yes, the Kyuubi was in on it).

When a clone popped, all of the memories and experience went back to the original.

Including exhaustion.

When a clone tired themselves out, the original would experience the feeling of being tired. It took an amazing amount of physical stamina to take the mental exhaustion that came from the backlash.

Anyway, with his clones taking care of the stuff he had to do, he had time to... take his rewards. 3 of the women that he had helped with a request had decided that they would reward him with... sex. Being a clone, he had no reason to refuse them, and the original would get a nice set of memories.

-With Clone 679.047-

"Why does the clone that made us get to relax as we do all his work for him? The original didn't make us." Naruto grunted in annoyance as he walked into an casino, having used the Transformation Jutsu, to make himself look closer to what he might look like if he looked 21 years old.

Fuck that bullshit, he was going to have fun.

While the other clones thatc clone 679 made were out doing his stuff for him, he "Clone 47" made by "Clone 679" decided that he would have some fun.

"Oh, a coin..." Naruto said as he picked up a coin off of the ground, and walking over to a machine, he placed the coin inside of it. He pulled the lever down, and watched as the slots started to spin. 7... 7... 7... and jackpot.

The red lights on top of the machine went off as loads of coins started to fall out of the bottom of the machine. Naruto grinned to himself as he started to scoop the coins into his jacket, that he took off.

-With Clone 679.47 - 1 Hour Later-

"Oh baby, you are the king at this..." A woman said, a pretty woman that stood at close to his own height, as she placed her hand on his chest. She was dressed in a pink bunny outfit, showing off her cleavage with her entire body being seen as a sex object in design. She had the bunny tail and bunny ears, everything about her said "I'm sexy, notice me". She had noticed him win 7 jack pots in a row, on different machines.

She had then watched as he proceeded to win every game that he participated in, to the point that he was possibly going to be kicked out soon.

She wanted him to spoil her with his winnings.

"I'm SO going to make a bank account for this..." Naruto said as he looked at all of the money that he had... nope.

He was SO going to spend as much of it as he could.

"Oh baby, that would be such a waste... why don't you and I go... somewhere private. How about you and I... buy a private room" The woman dressed as the bunny blew into his ear.

The clone grinned and grabbed his buckets and buckets of coins, chips, amongst other things that he had won from other players.

"Got any friends?" Naruto asked with a grin on his face. Fuck the thing he was suppose to be doing right now. He was going to have the time of his life, because he would die in a few days himself. He was going to enjoy everything that life had to offer while he could, and he would do it with style. He was going to take all of Naruto's pent up sexual aggression, and take this moment to... fufill some nice fantasies that he had once had... he being the original.

The bunny girl smiled and looked towards another girl, who had been watching them for awhile now, and nodded her head.

Things were going to get good.

-With Clone: 376 and Kuroka-

"So... nothing you do really matters nyan?" Kuroka asked with a raised eyebrow, seeing as that sounded... pretty dangerous.

What would happen if one of the clones realized "I'm going to die, fuck you all, I'm doing what I want" and decided to make a big mess.

"I mean, we are all Naruto... kind of. We would never do anything too bad, mostly just try and fuck with the original." Naruto mentioned with a scratch of his cheek. He wasn't bothered by the fact he was going to die in a few days, because all of his experiences and memories would forever remain in the real Naruto. He wouldn't truly be dead, he would become part of the real Naruto when his memories got passed onto him.

He would not truly be dead, until Naruto forgot the memories that he experienced when he was alive.

"... Seducing you is pretty pointless then... fine, do what you want nyan." Kuroka said, showing her own lazy side.

There wasn't much point in seducing a clone.

"At the same time, the original will remember everything we do, and everything we see." Naruto mentioned as well, not having been able to finish what he really wanted to remind her of. Kuroka perked up at that and thought about it, because of the memory transfer thing, anything she did so the clone... would be remembered by the original Naruto?

Okay, so if she seduced the clone, she could seduce the original as well?

After all, if the memories of being seduced went from the clone to the original, then the original would be affected by the seduction... right?

"Ow... my head hurts... I don't like thinking nyan." Kuroka complained as she tried to think of the right approach for this. Should she seduce the clone, to make it easier to seduce the original, or did seducing the clone not even matter all that much? This clone logic was super complicated to her. Would the original be seduced by the memories of the clone, or would she just be wasting her time with it all?

So many questions!

"The bad thing though... if a clone who decided to fuck with the original made a clone... those clones might decide to fuck with the original as well. If a horny clone made a clone, that clone would also be horny... So usually when the original sees a clone dicking around... he pops them." Naruto said as he made the poofing motion with his hands. It wasn't smart to allow a shadow clone to remain alive for too long, because they were the same as the original, but still very much different.

If allowed to live long, it was suggested that the original be close by to control them.

It was dumb to allow them to travel the world.

The original had been in such a rush to promote, that he had forgotten that his clones didn't always help him.

"... Feed me something good nyan. I'm hungry." Kuroka said as she plopped off of Naruto and onto the ground. She fell on her butt and opened her mouth wide to accept his food, eyes closed as she was ready to be fed.

She was hungry, she would get food if she was sexy enough.

"I still have to check up on the other clones..." Naruto said as he sat and crossed his legs, putting his hands on his knees and he stopped moving.

He stopped moving to the point that Kuroka nearly had a heart attack, assuming that he had died. He didn't even seem to be breathing he was so still.

Then she saw orange rings appear around his eyes.

'So that his how he uses Senjutsu... I'm not feeling an ounce of malice from him. Our babies will be perfect... he will take the Nekoshou race to new highs in Senjutsu.' Kuroka thought as she watched him, eyes open. It was like nature wanted to be one with him, like it didn't consider him a human, or a living creature. Just like he himself was an extension of nature, and went to a state beyond human.

It was like he had fused himself with nature.

He didn't control it... it simply became one with him, and he used it from there. It was almost beautiful to see him like that. A bird landed on his shoulder, not considering him a threat to it anymore. Naruto opened his toad eyes, and looked at the bird, patting it on the head and smiling.

'Okay, so... I am sensing over 5000 clones in this country alone... that does not bode well for the original... who knows how many other clones decided to go rogue...' Naruto thought as he sensed the clones in China.

This was not good.

He hoped that the clone in charge of Europe was keeping control of the situation over there.

-With Clone: 290-

"200... 100 more than I was suppose to do. Okay then, what do I do next... I guess I could walk around the city, see what is happening here." Naruto said with a smile on his face. He had gone above and beyond the call of duty. He was somewhere that had something called the "Vatican" located in it. He had heard some people talking about it, but he didn't really know what that meant.

Naruto saw a park, it was the middle of the day, with a cross statue on it.

Naruto walked towards it and sat at the edge of the pond, taking his shoes off and resting his feet in the water. Naruto sighed in relief, he had been running around, and the cool water was nice on his sore feet. His 200 requests had gone off without even a small hitch, he had finished them all with nothing bad happening!

For him, that was amazing all by itself.

Maybe he was the 1 Naruto clone that didn't have the original's shitty luck for getting attacked by strange peoplel while doing missions and requests.

The touch of metal against the side of his throat told him overwise.

"Aaaaaaaah, damnit, and here I was hoping to relax... If you are going to slit my throat, don't do it slowly. I don't care." Naruto complained with an annoyed groan. He fell onto his back and looked up at the person who was holding the sword against his throat.

Hot woman.

...

What was with him and fighting out the ass hot women the last week or so!? Seriously, this was something that was happening more times than he was comfortable with. He was just a clone, and he could see how annoying this was.

"This city is territory of the Church, God's Territory. I suggest you leave devil, while you still can." Hottie girl stated.

She was about the same height as he was, with short blue hair and a fringe of green in the bangs. She had hazel eyes, and a light skin color. She wore her hair stylish in a way, but practical as well. She had a bombastic body, toned from training, intense training. Naruto could see the unnatural power that her smallish body held. She didn't really hide her body either, though she had wider hips and a large chest that normally training would... shrink a little.

She wore a black one piece that had short sleeves, and ended with around her crotch, showing off part of her ass. She also had long black shoes that stretched to her thighs, and she was holding onto a long sword with an axe-like handle.

"Hey, I'm Naruto, what's your name?" Naruto asked her with a grin on his face as he extended his hand for her to shake.

She didn't take it.

"Xenovia, and you are tresspassing on Church grounds. You are on God's land, I expect you to leave peacefully... or do I have to exterminate you?" Xenovia asked, quite serious about her threat as she pointed her sword at Naruto a second time.

"God... Church? Sorry, but I fear nobody. I have been running around on my feet like... all week. I need to rest them." Naruto waved off her threat.

He had seem much more scary things.

Angry Sakura, for one.

The sword was stabbed into the ground next to his head, a 10 foot wide crater extending. The pond was pushed back and the water spilled into the crater, soaking Naruto to the bone and submerging him into the water. Xenovia's boots made sure that she didn't get wet, they were waterproof, as she stood in the water looking down as Naruto came floating back up.

...

"I needed that, thank you." Naruto said, and this time he said it just to piss of her off even more. She pissed him off, so he was going to piss her off. The visible bulge of a vein on his forehead showed that he was getting annoyed with her.

Xenovia was pissed he wasn't leaving.

She would give him one more chance.

"This is Excalibur Destruction, a fragment of the original Excalibur reforged... a single cut of this could kill a weaker Devil. I am giving you a final warning, don't make me use this. I would rather not have to kill you unless it was strictly needed." Xenovia stated as she warned Naruto a final time. Naruto laughed a little as he floated on the water, uneffected by her threat.

She didn't like his laugh.

Naruto looked to the side and saw that there was a piece of paper floating in the water... and his eyes narrowed.

"Aaaaaaah! No! Not the paper... that has 50 of my 200 requests on it! Damnit, now I have go and do 50 more just to make up for it!" Naruto shouted as he looked at all of the smudged signatures.

He was a hard working clone! He didn't want his hard work ruined!

"If you survive." Xenovia commented as she swung her sword, and as it got closer to Naruto, he caught the sword with his bare hand. Xenovia was surprised when his left hand actually stopped her sword, the blade cutting into his hand, and his fingers gripped down on it. Naruto gave her a hard glare, before he yanked the sword out of her hand and tossed it up into the air.

She jumped into the air after it.

As surprised as she was that he hadn't been hurt, other than the cut, or screaming in agony at being pierced by a holy sword, she was more concerned about getting her sword back. She grabbed it, and rolled across the ground, into a sword ready position.

"Fuck it, I'm taking that sword. Do you know how long it took me to get those requests... it took days... now all that work is gone. Fuck you, fuck your sword, and FUCK THIS!" Naruto shouted as he grabbed his hair and pulled on it. Naruto calmed down a little bit and sighed in annoyance, before he jumped out of the way when Xenovia moved at an impressive speed and slashed at him.

His hand touched the ground, and when she went in for another slash, he jumped higher into the air with it and drew a kunai.

"A devil that takes no extra damage from Holy Swords is... strange." Xenovia commented under her breath when she swung her sword.

It was blocked by the kunai.

The kunai didn't budge an inch. It was covered with a small layer of energy, an energy that seemed to be unaffected by the holy aura of the sword.

"You seem... like a power idiot. I can respect that, but you seem more focused on swinging that massive sword... overcompen... you don't have a penis... that joke doesn't work." Naruto realized where his joke failed after he nearly finished telling it. She couldn't really be overcompensating, she had massive tits, for anything. Naruto pushed her back, he simply had more physical strength than she did. She beat a hasty retreat back a good meter, and swung her sword, this time just releasing destructive force on the ground and cratering it towards him.

Naruto created a Rasengan with his free hand, he got the memories of another clone doing it and learned how to do it himself, and slammed it into the largest rock.

It expanded and shoot towards Xenovia, forcing her to roll out of the way or get hit by the shockwave of it. A long, 30 foot long, and 5 foot thick/deep, crater appeared in the ground where Naruto had struck with the Rasengan. She jumped through the dust and cut it in half, with Naruto leaning back to avoid the blade. He kicked her in the stomach and sent her flying, she bounced off of the cross statue, cracking it (it was made out of sturdy stuff).

"Sorry about that god... or whoever that statue is for!" Naruto called out.

He didn't fear any gods, but he was at least a little respectful to other people's beliefs.

Naruto jumped out of the way when he heard something come from behind him. Naruto looked and saw a second girl with another sword that made his right arm tingle a little. She was dressed nearly the same as Xenovia was, with very little differences. She had similar sized breasts and hips, and had about the exact same height. She just had very long light brown hair kept up in ponytails, and bright purple eyes. She had a straight katana in her hands.

"I was looking for you Xenovia, and saw you fighting. Do you need any help?" The girl asked, and Xenovia grunted, standing up with a hand on her stomach.

"Irina... it would be appreciated. This devil is powerful." Xenovia said, and Naruto scratched the back of his head.

Okay, they were seriously trying to kill him.

"Don't worry, no devil can stand up to the righteousness of the one true lord! With the Lord on our side, we can't lose." Irina stated as she bared her sword, and shot at Naruto. Xenovia shot at Naruto as well, and he crossed his fingers.

*Puff*

A clone clapped his hands around Irina's sword, while Naruto blocked Xenovia's sword with his wind-chakra enhanced kunai. Naruto rolled over his clone's shoulders and kicked Irina in the shoulder, forcing her to drop her sword. The clone ducked under the clone that made him, and formed a Rasengan after letting go of the sword. Xenovia held her sword in front of her as a shield, being unable to dodge in time.

*CRACK*

Excalibur Destruction cracked the second that the Rasengan started to grind against it. The metal that it touched warped under the power of the technique. Xenovia gasped in shock, she knew the sword wasn't break-proof, but she didn't expect such a small sphere to be capable of breaking her sword. The clone pushed on the sword even more, and the crack spread wider, before Xenovia was pushed back when the Rasengan vanished, leaving her sword with several long cracks on it.

"He can break Holy Swords!?" Irina shouted out when Naruto finished rolling over the clone's shoulders, and dropped the kunai, catching the sword. "He can USE Holy Swords!?" Irina shouted even louder in shock when Naruto stood next his clone and held up the katana to block a sword strike from Xenovia.

'This doesn't make sense.' Xenovia said as Naruto grabbed onto the sword with both hands.

He winced when it touched his right hand, a little steam coming from it, but he healed faster than it could hurt him.

He moved with more sword skill than Xenovia and knocked her sword out of her hand, spinning around, he slashed at the sword in the air. He clashed with it, and sent it flying a good distance in the air away from Xenovia.

The clone caught the sword, and at the same time they held the sword's at Xenovia and Irina's throats, stopping them from moving.

'This brings up some memories...' Naruto thought when he remembered borrowing Sai's sword to fight off Karui and Omoi. He never thought that his skills with a sword would come in handy, seeing that he didn't have a sword to use himself. Yet this was like the second time that being a swordmaster had helped him. He rarely ever used a sword, this being the second time he used it in an actual fight.

He was more used to Fuma Shuriken, Kunai, and Shuriken seeing as he was a master of Shurikenjutsu.

Xenovia and Irina stopped moving seeing as they would slit their own throats if they did.

'He is a master of the sword, more so than myself. We he not of a Devil, I would request that he help me improve my own skills through sparring.' Xenovia thought to herself as she tensed up, backing away from the blade slowly.

"This won't do..."

"Not another one!" Naruto shouted out as he jumped away when an arrow pierced his clone's chest, an arrow made of light. He caught the sword that the clone had been holding, since he could see that Irina and Xenovia needed their sword to fight, it was better to not let them have them.

Naruto saw that the person this time... another woman.

"... This is Church grounds, it would be best if you dropped the Excalibur swords and left." The woman, a woman taller than Naruto with bright blondish hair and light blue eyes spoke softly. She wore a black robe with a white hat, and a hod over it. She was beautiful, very beautiful, and she had a sword hilt at her waist... the same used by those rogue priests that he had seen.

She also was holding a bow and arrow, with the bow having something of a sphere near the front.

"Griselda!?" Xenovia called out as Griselda touched the orb in the front, and pulled back on the string. A white light arrow came out of it, and she took aim at Naruto. Irina seemed surprised that Griselda was there.

"She is one of the Top 5 female exorcists alive, you are totally going down devil-kun!" Irina shouted with joy.

They were now promised victory.

"Xenovia, we are going to be talking about how easily you lost your grip on Excalibur Destruction later... and how it is steps away from breaking." Griselda warned Xenovia, who shivered, covering her breasts with her arms at the thought of punishment. Naruto looked at the sword that he was holding.

...

"No no no, I don't like that look on your face. Don't do what I think you are about to do." Xenovia called out when she saw Naruto looking at the sword he was holding.

She would be in SO much trouble if he broke the sword.

"Hey, I was just resting my feet, YOU attacked me first... I worked so hard." Naruto complained, before he blocked an arrow with the sword. Naruto looked at the sword that Irina had, and he wondered what special ability that it had. Naruto shook his head, before he slashed apart two more arrows.

Naruto placed Irina's sword in his mouth.

He created a Rasengan with his free hand and held it towards the sword. Griselda stopped getting another arrow ready, and she lowered her weapon. He was holding the sword hostage so that they wouldn't attack him. He held the sword up so that nobody could see his face, or Irina's sword.

"A devil shouldn't be able to touch that sword, let alone hold it." Griselda pointed out to Naruto.

Devils couldn't touch holy objects without pain.

"Only my right arm is that of a devil, the rest of me... still very much human." Naruto informed them, talking through the sword in his mouth.

They all paused.

"Okay then, we can cut off your arm and you will be restored in the eyes of God." Irina said, and Naruto gulped at that frightening suggestion said with such a cheerful voice. The girl was super peppy, and he liked it, but saying that with that face needed to be illegal.

"How about no..." Naruto stated back to her.

Clone or not, that shit hurt, and he did NOT want his last experience alive being pain.

Fuck that.

"Naruto... was it. I believe that we can reach an agreement. You are mostly human, so you are still loved in the eyes of God. I am sure that if we remove your arm, then we can purge the devil blood from you. You can join the Church." Xenovia tried to reason with Naruto herself. Naruto deadpanned her as well, and pointed the sword at her.

"Idiot..." Naruto stated, and he pointed it at Irina next. "Also idiot... I don't want to lose my right arm... I am right handed! Do you know how hard it would be to eat ramen with my left hand... I should know... I've tried." Naruto stated his biggest reason for NOT agreeing with what they were saying.

He did a lot of stuff with his right hand.

"... Break the sword, it can be reforged." Griselda stated as she pointed her arrow back at Naruto. The sword could be rebuilt, with ease.

Naruto pulled out a scroll, and let it roll down.

*POOF*

Both Excalibur swords vanished into the scroll in puffs of smoke. Naruto rolled the scroll up, and he put it in his pocket.

"Kill me, and lose the swords forever." Naruto said as he held his hands up, showing that he was serious about this.

The scroll was a clone of the actual scroll.

So when he popped, the Swords would be teleported to the real scroll, with the original Naruto. That, or they would vanish forever, never to be seen again until the original Naruto could make a copy of the scroll that contained them. Basically, if he popped, they would lose their swords either way.

Griselda lowered her arrow.

"That is unfair!" Irina shouted and pointed at Naruto.

"You three jerks ganged up on me, and all I was doing was relaxing! Now I have to work my ass to the bone AGAIN because of you! Idiot, Idiot, and Idiot!" Naruto shouted as he pointed back at Irina, before he blinked. "Also! I'm a fucking ninja, I don't have to play fair!" Naruto shouted even louder.

Using underhanded tricks and strategies was part of being a ninja!

Seriously!

"You are wearing orange!" Xenovia shouted back at Naruto, and Irina nodded her head.

Griselda sweatdropped.

'What is happening?' She thought as she watched three idiots arguing with each other about the unfairness of him taking their swords from them. "If you steal those swords, a war between devils and heaven will break out." Griselda informed Naruto, and he paused for a moment.

"You think I care?"

"Eh?" Irina, Xenovia, and even Griselda reacted in surprise.

"If war breaks out for a stupid thing like swords, then that shows that you all had some serious issues with each other. It doesn't matter, because even if war breaks you... you better damn well believe that I'm going to stop it." Naruto said as he held his hand out, and showed a gripped fist. He hated hatred, yes he realized what that statement consisted of, and he really hated useless hate.

It sounded like the sides were hating each other for something that was pointless at this point.

"He has a point... if only his arm is that of a devil, then whatever he does reflects on humans... he is mostly human. Yes, he is also devil... but he can wield Holy Swords as if he were not... Your full name, what is it?" Griselda asked as she looked at Naruto with serious eyes.

A situation like this never happened before.

"Naruto Uzumaki..." Naruto said, and Griselda nodded, before she walked towards him and held her hand out.

He took it.

*SHINK*

"Well then, sorry to say, but... eh?" Griselda asked in shock when she cut off Naruto's arm, and he simply vanished in a puff of smoke. The scroll landed on the ground, and she went down to pick it up. Oh well, if he died in a puff of smoke, so be it.

*Poof*

"-Rendan!" Naruto shouted as he transformed back from the scroll he transformed into while everyone had been distracted. He had hidden a clone away at the start of the battle, and before anyone could notice he switched places with the clone, transformed into the scroll, and hide himself.

Griselda was kicked in the jaw as 4 clones appeared under her, the kick to the jaw stunning her as she was kicked from the four sides, and up high into the air.

Naruto jumped up after he, and punched her in the face, slamming her down into a crater in the ground. Naruto landed on the ground above her, while she was moments away from being knocked out. He had punched her in the jaw harder than anything she had ever experienced in her career.

"Oh Father in Heaven, he really is a ninja!"

"Thank you!" Naruto shouted out, before he noticed a lot of people were starting to come towards them. Naruto wasn't one to back away from a challenge, but he had a time limit on how long he could stay here.

He needed to redo so many requests that it wasn't funny.

...

"See ya!" Naruto shouted as he used the Shunshin, and one second he was standing in front of them, and the next second he was gone.

Before the girls could react, their swords landed on the ground in front of them.

-With Clone: 376-

"... Damnit..." Naruto said when he got the memories from the popped clone. Okay, so he wasn't the only clone that got attacked by hot as fuck women. Other clones were getting attacked as well.

"What nyan?" Kuroka asked as she layed on the ground.

"Another clone got attacked..." Naruto said as he palmed his face.

Just great.

"Hot girl? You know, people with power attract other people with power nyan. Heck, with your power... expect a lot of people aiming for your dick or your throat nyan..." Kuroka stated, and Naruto palmed his face.

Fuck.

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