"Agent P!" Monogram yells as soon as I walk in. I smile and sit down.
"Yes Franny?" I ask. He growls.
"You know you cannot rendezvous with the enemy!" He yells. I scoff.
"That may be Franceine but... I'm in love with him." I say softly.
"When did this start?" He asks quietly. I begin explaining.
"It all began last summer."
"Ah... Perry the Platypus, how ironic that you look just like a stuffed animal in that machine, and by ironic, I MEAN COMPLETELY RONIC!" He yells as I get stuffed into a claw machine. I look around as he drones on about Rodger and the Princess of Drusselstein. I grab a stuffed toy and look it over. I see the writing on the toy.
'TO: Perry the Platypus, from your nemesis.' It said. I smile at the stuffed toy. It was a bear, a wonderful brown one. It looked as if it had been drawn on by someone, and had been washed several times. There were tear stains all over the back and I saw blood marks, faint but still there, on the teddy. This must've been very important to Heinz, and if he gives it to me... well he must trust me.
"... and he wrote his name in red permanent marker on it! Proceeding to do the same to my mother therefore..." He continued. I couldn't help but feel sorrow for the man. I examined the bear. I noticed, as I was doing so, the faint red word 'RODGER' on the stomach of the bear. I pulled out a black sharpie and wrote in large letters 'HEINZ' on top of the faded words. I smiled and continued to write his name all over the stuffed toys in the machine. Just as he turned around did I put the bear, and marker, into my hat. He noticed briefly what I had done, and smiled at me. I broke out of the trap rather quickly and our usual battle begun. -~-~-
"That is just... one time. There is the one time where I flew into the volcano, when Carl picked me up..." -~-~-
"... was supposed to be here an hour ago! Ah, Perry the Platypus. I had a trap, but no time. You see..." I zoned out on his blathering. I looked around at the monkeys that were doing everyone's laundry. I smiled as I saw Agent M salute me. I grinned in recognition. I began chasing the man soon after this and I flew into some laundry. We continued our chase around the volcano. I somehow ended up in a tux, as he was in a wedding dress. I paused and looked at him with mischief dancing in my eyes. He paused.
"Hey!" He yelled. "Why am I the one in the dress!" I laughed silently. I took Heinz by the hands and mocked slipping a ring on his finger. He fumed as I pushed him into the washer. -~-~-
"... That's basically how it started. Oh, and the one time me and him were stuck in a desert... followed by the second dimension... and when he made an -inator to help me. Oh, and a few weeks ago when we... I'm not going into detail on the loveme-inator." I say. Monogram huffed.
"We don't send you agents out there to frolic with the evil scientists!" He says. I groan.
"Heinz isn't evil!" I yell. He furrows his eyebrows.
"Heinz Doofenshmirtz has 3 children, two of which do not know him. He has had so many hard childhood memories. He doesn't hate Christmas! He cant be that evil! He cries over his daughter growing up, and he raised a robot man. He cared for me! He took me on Dr. Feelbetter one time! Heinz Doofenshmirtz is NOT evil." I finish. Carl and Major Monobrow gape at me.
"Dr. Coconut, you should know Dr. D isn't evil, as should you Franny. When Carl was evil Heinz reverted to good. Why wont you give me a chance to be with him?" Carl was tearing up, as was Franceine.
"As heartwarming as that was, I must relocate you. Get your things. We are reassigning you to Dr. Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Gunther von Roddenstein. We are putting Agent Panda in charge of Heinz."
"Uh, sir, I believe it is Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein." Monobrow nodded.
"Sir, with all due respect, I will not be Rodney's nemesis!" I yelled.
"He prefers Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein Agent P, and I don't care." Major Monogram said. I grunted.
"I quit." I say simply. They both look at me.
"No... you don't quit. The agency owns you." He says smartly.
"Well... Heinz bought me once for $10,000." I say.
"He what!" Carl yells, doing some calculations.
"Sir... Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is Agen- Former Agent P's legal owner." Carl says. I smile and walk toward my cubby, grabbing my vase, teddy, marker, tux, and family portrait before walking out. I turn toward Doof's home and begin walking when I receive a page from an unknown number. I answer it, knowing the only others besides the agency that have my number are Vanessa, and Phineas.
"Come quick!" I hear Vanessa yell. I scrunch my eyebrows.
"D-Dad's in the hospital... they say he doesn't have much lon-longer..." She cries. I nod, hanging up and running to Danville Medical. I run in, tears in my eyes.
"I need Heinz Doofenshmirtz's room!" I yell. The receptionist looks at me.
"Only immediate family." She states in a bland tone.
"I AM HIS BOYFRIEND AND I DEMAND RESPECT!" I yell. She calls security as Vanessa grabs me.
"He's with me." She says sadly, running me back. I see him and my heart stops. His eyes are closed and his lips are blue. Heinz is pale white. I gasp as I see Phineas and Ferb working on the serum. Baljeet is on standby on Facetime. I sit next to Heinz and rub his cold hand.
"Vanessa how much longer does he have?" I ask gently.
"Well... this wasn't all the way caused by the cancer." I slit my eyes.
"What happened." I say madly. She sighs.
"After you left, I came in and saw Daddy on the floor coughing. He said his chest hurt. I didn't know what to d-do... then P-Peter came in and... and he started h-h-hitting him..." She cried. I saw red.
"Peter..." I growl. She nods. I grasp Heinz's hands.
"Heinz..." I say lightly.
"Its no use." A nurse says from the door.
"He suffered from a heart attack, combined with the cancer. His blood loss from the stab wounds on his back combined with the two fatal things can basically guarantee his death, or in a good case a coma. I lunge at the woman.
"Bring me a first aid kit and some fluids for his IV. The hospital's assistance is no longer needed. All we will need is the room and the right chemicals." She nods, scared. I release her and she runs off to get the supplies. I walk up to Heinz.
"Liebling, I can... I can fix you." I promise. Phineas injects Heinz with something.
"That was the cure." He says. Heinz looks up at me, pale eyes fluttering open. I smile gently.
"Perry..." He manages to say. I shush him.
"Shh... Heinz. Ich liebe dich." I say lightly. He shuts his eyes and drifts off. The nurse comes in with the tray of medications Phineas, Ferb, and I requested. I smile and begin mixing a few liquids Heinz had mixed in the past to heal his minor cuts. I see the liquid turn a bubblegum pink and know it is ready. I pull out his arm and dab a cotton ball in the healing serum, applying it to a cut. Heinz opens his eyes and winces. I kiss his forehead.
"It hurts... it isn't supposed to hurt. My chest Perry... it hurts!" He yells loudly. I see his heart rate drop very low and I hand Heinz something Phineas gave me for this very reason. Heinz drinks it and he passes out. I sigh in relief as his heart rate evens.
"My poor father." Vanessa says. I sigh and turn to Phineas.
"We need a stabilizer." I say. Phineas gives me a 'no duh!' look. I sigh.
"Will Heinz be okay?" Phineas looks at me, worry evident in his eyes. I look at the helpless man with gashes all through him. I let a tear fall and turn to Phineas.
"He is your father, you know?" He widens his eyes.
"Dr. D is my father?" He asks. Vanessa gapes at me. Ferb smiles. Phineas hugs Ferb tightly and I see Ferb kiss Phineas lightly on the cheek.
"Come here Phineas..." Vanessa says. He runs into her arms and Vanessa rocks him. Ferb hands me a slip of paper.
'Heinz will make it. I cant let Phin get hurt Perry. I love him.' I smile and nod, embracing the young boy. He squeezes me back. Vanessa smiles sheepishly at me and I pick up the smaller boy and sit him next to his biological father. Phin runs his hands through his orange hair.
"Daddy... I'll save you." He says lightly. I kiss Phineas on the forehead and He hugs me.
"Perry, I wont let him die." He promises. I nod and let go, tears slipping down my face.
"I hope you do Phin." I say. He begins to work frantically, conversing with the boy on his iPad. Buford is surprisingly in the picture, embracing the Indian. I sit next to Vanessa.
"Maybe when this is all over, I can marry Heinz... and I'll have 2 beautiful children." I say. Vanessa smiles.
"Four when I marry someone. I have my eye on Monty... he asked me out last night." She says, smiling.
"Not Ferb?" I ask. She scoffs.
"I did that to get you with Dad, who cant see the obvious fact him and Phineas are together?" With that the boys in question blush and let out a 'Hey!'