A/N: Zakia is pronounced ZA-Ky-ah and Zaki is pronounced ZACK-Y
"Heinz! Es... es tut weh tut weh so schlecht! Mein Magen..." I moan out in pain. I see Ferb running toward me as I lose consciousness again. I awake to a immense pain in my stomach.
"Heinz?" I croak. My hand is grabbed.
"Perry..." Heinz says. I hear the happiness floating in his tone.
"Heinz... what happened?" I say. I open my eyes to a bright smiling Doof.
"She was growing too fast... they took her out." He says.
"Sh-She's okay right?" I ask slowly, writhing in pain.
"Yes... yes she is perfectly healthy. It seems like you had a growth enhancement drug in your system. You can see her if you like..." A nurse pipes up. I smile lightly.
"I want to... to see her." I say weakly. Someone walks in and places my baby in my arms. She looks up at me with bright eyes.
"She is very aware. Heinz told me of you being a platypus before this... she will be smart for her age of course, as are your species young. I still don't see how she was incubating properly. You have little to no estrogen..." The female nurse says. I ignore her and look down at my daughter.
"Hi my little girl... Heinz, Henrietta wont work for this little beauty." I say lightly. He looks at me.
"Why not?" He asks. I look at her.
"Schöne... that is what she is. She needs a fitting name. Violet... Victoria... perhaps Veronica..." I start listing. Heinz laughs nervously.
"Uh... Y-You know... you..." He begins. The nurse puts another kid in my arms. I gape.
"T-Two?" I say breathlessly. They both nod. This one was a boy. A gorgeous blue eyed boy.
"I just have to say one thing." Heinz says giddily. "He looks like a Zach." Heinz states. I widen my eyes.
"That's it Heinz! Zaki and Zakia." I say lightly, looking back to the names that describe the children. Heinz quirks his lips up.
"Beautiful names..." He says, lifting Zaki up.
"My little Schatz..." Heinz says, smiling. Zaki grabs his nose.
"Zaki, and Zakia are both translations for pure." I say as Zakia giggles at her brother. Heinz nods.
"Hebrew and Arabic?" He guesses. I scowl.
"How many languages do you know!" I shout.
"Meh, my third ever -inator was a language-inator you know." He says. I roll my eyes. I motion for him to be quiet as Zakia falls asleep. She begins sucking her thumb and me and Heinz let out an 'Awwe'. I press the nurse call button and the same nurse walks in.
"... take them to a crib somewhere." I whisper. She smiles and scoops the children up, walking them out. Heinz smiles.
"They look beautiful..." Heinz boasts.
"Is Vanessa, and Phineas here?" I question. Heinz nods.
"They're in the waiting room... I could go get them?" He says. I nod at him. I look down at the note that was on my bed. I opened it. 'Congratulations -Carl' I smile and tuck it away. Phineas walks in.
"Uh... I have no idea how they were born so quickly Perry." He says. Ferb walks in holding a basket.
"It's for new parents." He says, handing me the basket. I look inside it. There were 4 outfits, two bottles, a couple diapers, and some baby socks. Phineas sat a stroller next to me and Vanessa smiled.
"I have a crib installed in D.E.I for the rascals. What did you name them?" Vanessa asks. I smile and begin talking sarcastically.
"I named one Amy Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstien." I say. Vanessa and Phineas giggle and Rodney and Heinz walk in.
"Ah... so you are naming a child after me?" I gasp.
"No... they're named Zakia Flynn Doofenshmirtz and Zaki Fletcher Doofenshmirtz." I say madly. He stifles a laugh.
"Your children will be failures." He says. I growl and throw a knife from the table at him. It successfully hits his leg.
"Your son is a failure Rodney." I say madly. He looks at the knife in his leg.
"Y-You stabbed me!" He yells in frustration. Heinz tosses me my hat. I throw him a syringe full of the healing liquid.
"A dosage will heal it. I used it on Heinz. Now get out and leave the knife on the counter." I say. Rodney drops the knife, injects himself, and runs. Heinz and Phineas look at me in shock and Vanessa smiles.
"Perry! You-You're evil!" Heinz yells. I shake my head in negative.
"No... no I just fight crime." I say gently. Suddenly the nurse comes in with my babies.
"They wanted you." She says happily. I nod.
"Come here Zaki!" Heinz says. Zaki immediately reaches toward his father. I cradle Zakia. Vanessa looks at me and I hand her Zakia. She looks at the baby.
"She is... she is adorable." Vanessa says. I look over and see Heinz and Phineas playing with Zaki. He grabs his phone and walks out. Candace comes in.
"Perry... you had children!" She says, grabbing Zaki and Zakia and cradling them. I reach my arms out. She places the children in my arms. I notice Zakia's eyes are a cocoa brown. I see Zakia smile at me and I kiss her forehead. Her hair is a beautiful teal color. Phineas comes back in smiling with Baljeet and Buford. I just noticed how different Baljeet looks now. He is in a cut shirt and plaid jeans with spiked hair.
"Sup Perry, and Larry of course." Buford says, looking pointedly at a blushing Candace. Baljeet hangs onto Buford and Zakia smiles and gurgles. Heinz all but melts and he smiles at our little girl. Baljeet leaves Buford's side to grab the awake child. He raises her up.
"Awwe... who's a little cutie!" He says happily.
"They are Zakia and Zaki." I say, rocking my son. Baljeet hands Zakia to Buford who awwe's at her.
"Hi Zay Zay..." Buford says lightly, rocking the child. My heart melts at the sight of his pampering the child. Heinz sighs.
"Nurse?" He says lightly. She looks to him.
"Yes?" She asks.
"When can we take the babies home... I really hate hospitals... at least we showed up for their birth." He says madly. Just then his parents walk in. I motion for the babies to be in my arms and the children comply, taking a seat.
"Heinz!" His father yells. Heinz stiffens up and gulps.
"Yes Vater?" He says quickly. I glare at the man.
"Are these your children?" He asks, motioning around the room.
"N-Not all of them..." He replies, stuttering.
"Anyone who is not a Doofenshmirtz get out!" Heinz's father yells. Baljeet, Candace, the nurse, and Buford scramble.
"So... Mr. Whatever your name is with the babies, get out." He says. I roll my eyes.
"Me and your son have 2 kids, and are engaged. I would rather not.
"Whatever... Now. Heinz, you have 4 children?" He asks. Heinz nods.
DOOFENSHMIRTZ POV BRIEFLY! (Sing that)
I nod quickly, shaking in my chair. My Vater looks me up and down.
"The babies are yours?" Vater asks. I nod, smiling faintly at the sight of my babies. Vater looks at them.
"I have... four... grandchildren?" He says. I nod. Vater grabs my neck and slams me to the wall. I gasp for air, flailing my arms and screaming in pain.
"Whoa! Quit harassing my father!" Phineas yells. I hear Perry yell for him to stay away.
"You are a disgrace!" My Vater yells. I feel the hands tighten and two people pull the man away. I fall in my seat, tears rolling down my face.
"Father! How can you strangle your own son!" Rodger says. I growl, looking up at the object of my demise.
"Rodger, take Vater and leave." I say. He nods, smiling briefly at my children.
"Take the kids." I hear Perry say. Next thing I know Perry in a hospital gown sits next to me.
"Heinz..." He murmurs. I look up briefly at him before sinking back down in my chair. He kisses me gently and massages my scalp. I feel a shockwave of pain as his fingers trace the bruising.
"P-Perry it hurts..." I whine. Perry kisses my adams apple.
"Its okay Heinz... I love you. I will always love you. If your Vater doesn't understand how amazing you are, that's his problem." I connect me and my love's lips briefly and someone screams.
PERRY'S POV AGAIN!
"HEINZ!" I scream as a pole is slammed on his head by his father. I jump into self defense mode and deliver various kicks to the man. He swings at me and I backflip onto the bed, throwing a knife directly into his eye. He falls and I turn my attention to Heinz.
"... Heinz... Heinz..." I whisper. Phineas kneels next to him. The blood from his head pools around him. I see the split in his head. Phineas shakily injects him with the healing serum. The bleeding stops but Heinz lays still. I kiss his forehead.
"... Liebling." I say gently. He is completely irresponsive to me. I sigh and notice Phineas holding a needle to Zaki's arm. I raise an eyebrow.
"What are you doing?" I ask. Phineas smiles and injects Zaki. I see him grow what seems to be around a year. The now-toddler child crawls to my side. He looks down at Heinz.
"Dada?" He says looking at me. I sniffle. Zaki sits in my lap, poking Heinz. I see a now older Zakia walk over.
"Vater?" She says gently, poking Heinz's nose. Heinz's eyes flutter open.
"Y-yes... I am your Vater..." He says weakly. I smile and open the stroller, placing the infants into it.
"Vanessa, could you perhaps take these children home?" I ask lightly. She looks as if she is in shock.
"Of course..." She says. I look to Phin.
"Can you go baby shopping?" I ask him, handing him fifty dollars out of Heinz's wallet. He nods and walks out. I am left alone with Heinz. I kiss him gently.
"Heinz honey... we need to leave." I say. He winces in pain as I pick him up.
"You're light Heinz... you need to eat more." I say to the man. I walk out and begin trekking to D.E.I. Once there and situated I lay Heinz on his couch. He sniffles as he cries in his sleep. I see Phineas and Vanessa looking at the sleeping babies.
"Awwe... Zaki and Zay Zay are so cute." Phineas says. I notice they are wearing a light violet color and Zakia has a green bow in her hair. Heinz moans in pain and rolls over. I pick him back up and lay him in the bed. He immediately is more comfortable as he sighs. I lay next to him and snake an arm around his waist. He scoots back into me and moans. I snicker, tracing his jeans as I remove them. He couldn't sleep comfortably with them on. I then remove his shirt, being careful with his head. I take off his shoes and socks and cover him up with my teal blanket. I lay the teddybear next to him and I cuddle Heinz, falling into a blissful state of sleep with my fiancé and father of my children. Or should I say mother, because of course Heinz would be the one in the dress.
VANESSAS POV
"Wow... Phineas they are so cute..." I say looking at the small children in a crib in my old room. Of course I had a room on a higher level now. Zaki rolled over and cuddled his sister. Me and Phineas awwe'd at the childish beauty. Phineas sighed.
"I have to leave, Mom undoubtedly wants me at home." He says. I hug my brother.
"Bye Phinny." I say smiling. I begin to walk to my room, but stop at Dad's room when I see him and Perry cuddling. I pull out my phone and snap a picture. I will get this one developed! I grin and snicker as I walk down the hall to my room, until I gasp seeing a Panda in our living room, bruised and bloody.