Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated... after hours.
Perrys POV
I hear Vanessa scream and I get up, running to the living room. I see Pedobear laying in the floor with bruises all over him. I sigh and look at the panda.
"Peter...?" I question. He opens his bloodshot eyes. I gasp.
"Heinz!" I yell. He groggily walks in. I notice the bruises faded.
"P-PETER!" Heinz yells, fully awake. I look at him closer. I see fading cuts all over him. Heinz grabs the raygrun and shoots him. A young man with spots on its eyes take its place. I scowl at Heinz as he rushes to the former-panda's side.
"Peter." Heinz whispers. The man opens his eyes lightly and Heinz injects him with the serum. Peter looks at me, then down at himself.
"Uh... don't I need clothes?" He asks, motioning to Vanessa. I throw him a blanket. He looks at me.
"You..." He growls. I slap him. He winces and turns his head to Heinz who is gaping and surveying the man.
"Who did it?" He asks, looking at Peter's arms.
"Dr. Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther... Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstien?" He says slowly, trying to get the name right. I laugh sarcastically.
"Rodney!" I laugh. I slit my eyes and punch the man in his cheek. He flies backward. Heinz glares at me.
"I wont let him take you away from me again Heinz." I say. Heinz blushes and kisses me to assure me it wont happen. I revert my eyes to the bleeding man in our living room.
"Get away from our children. Sit on the couch or something." I say harshly. Peter scurries to the couch and I grab the wide awake Zakia. She grabs my hair.
"Dada!" She yells happily. I smile softly.
"Yes Kiyah... I'm your Dada." I say softly, sitting next to Heinz and Peter with Zakia on my lap. She crawls to Heinz and he coos at her. Peter gapes at the child.
"You... you two haven't been together this long!" He says. I nod.
"Growth serum, I was pregnant, and a former platypus. The serum was then injected into my young, making them toddlers." I explain, smiling as Zakia captivated Heinz by playing with his hair. She giggled as he made faces. It isn't often you can see Heinz so caring. Peter scoffed.
"You had two kids in a day?" He asks. I give him a smug smile.
"Yes, yes I did." I say. He sighs.
"I came here to ask Perry if I could take cover at his base, well old base because the bitch quit." I gasp and slap Peter as Zakia looks at me confused.
"Do not use that type of language around Kiyah." I say. "You can use my base." I agree. He sighs in relief.
"Can I stay here for tonight?" He asks. Heinz nods, getting up and placing the dozing Zakia in her crib. I sigh and walk Heinz to the room. Heinz looks at me guiltily.
"Heinz, it's fine." I say, kissing his collar bone. He sighs, laying down. I trail my fingers up and down his chest. He shivers to my touch. I kiss and lick his stomach. He moans softly. I grin.
"P-Perry... there are others h-here..." He says, trying not to make any noise. I eye his nipple and he widens his eyes. I snicker and glaze his nipple in my mouth. He cries out softly.
"S-Sto-OP!" He yells as I bite down. He hisses and I continue to tease him. I feel myself hardening at the sounds of his moans. He shakily zaps an -inator.
"What did you do?" I ask, looking up.
"T-The soundproof-inator!" He says, urging me to continue. I eyed his boxers and he gulped. I grasped his member in one movement and felt the stickiness of pre dripping. I sighed, pumping the cock slowly. His breathing became labored as he thrusted into my hands. I sighed, looking up at him. His eyes begged me to continue. I pumped his shaft faster and he moaned throatedly. I smile and pull his boxers down more. He bucks his hips upward as I lick the head of his penis. I take it into my mouth, teasing and tasting his member. He thrusts into my mouth, whimpering. I smile and begin to work, head bobbing up and down. He screams out in pleasure as he releases into my mouth, panting slightly. He hurriedly reaches inside of my boxers, pumping it a good 3 times before I scream out. My vision blurs as I lose my balance, falling onto Heinz. I regain my senses, pulling up my boxers. I fall asleep on Heinz's stomach that night, never happier. In the morning Heinz shakes me awake, smiling bright. I flutter my eyes open.
"Perry! Get up! Hurry!" He says, rushing me. I look down at the mess of cum I am covered in and stare at him blankly. He laughs nervously, handing me some jeans and a shirt.
"Your clothes came in, boxers are on the counter." He says. I smile, walking into the bathroom and getting dressed. I walk into the living room and see Zaki walking. I gasp.
"Mama!" He yells at Heinz. Heinz's face turns bright red. I giggle and pick my son up.
"Yes... He is your Mama." I coo, twirling Zaki. Vanessa walks in, blushing.
"Dad... Perry... you didn't need to be so loud!" She yells. I scowl at Heinz. He stutters.
"I-It only works in one direction... doesn't it?" He asks. I nod. He sighs.
"Well... this wont be the first time I failed." He says. I scowl at him.
"I know." I say flatly. He points to the infant in my arms. I kiss Zaki's forehead.
"My precious baby boy." I coo, putting him down with his sister.
"Who put up the playpen?" I say thankfully. Heinz smiles.
"Peter." He says. I widen my eyes.
"Pedobear... helped me? This is more rare than you saying a real word when you're trying to twist something." I say. Heinz nods and Vanessa giggles.
"'Ah... Perry the Platypus! How unexpected, and by that I mean COMPLETELY pected!'" Vanessa mocks while Heinz blushes.
"'Pected is a word!" Heinz defends. I giggle.
"Nope." Vanessa says, turning her attention to the babies. I hug Heinz and something amazes me.
"ARE THESE MY SIBLINGS! HI BROTHER AND SISTER! I'M NORM" Norm says happily. The kids look at the robot man and smile.
"Norm?" Zakia questions. Norm picks her up.
"ITS MUFFIN TIME!" He states, carrying the kids away. Heinz chases him, scared. Norm sits the confused kids down on the counter. He pulls out some muffins and everyone takes some. I point to the muffins.
"What's in these?" I ask. He smiles.
"PEANUTS!" I roll my eyes, setting mine back down. Heinz looks at me, curiosity dancing in his eyes.
"What, I'm allergic to peanuts." I state. He smiles and opens the fridge, handing me some of his family's famous cheese. I eye it as he cuts it into a small square, handing me it. It was the size of my hand.
"I wouldn't want you eating the whole thing..." He says, growling. I roll my eyes, tearing off some and eating it. My taste buds danced with flavor and I smiled.
"Still delicious Heinz." I state, eating more. He smiles, swiping some. I frown.
"That was mine." I say. He snickers, grabbing Zaki and sitting him down, proceeding to do the same with Zakia. I smile contentedly, laying my bodily weight on Heinz as he kissed me. The babies walked around aimlessly and Vanessa and Norm played with them. Then Phineas called.
"Hey Perry!" He said happily. I smiled.
"Hi Phineas." I said. I heard Ferb shuffling in the background.
"We just called to ask if Dad and the kids could come over for a while, we know you have stuff to do." He says. I sigh lightly. I do have some things to do today.
"Heinz, you and the kids going over to Phineas'?" I ask. His eyes dance.
"Yes! Of course we are! Come on Zakia, Zaki, Vanessa!" He yells happily, running outside to the door. I then noticed how odd all of this is. Me living as a human with my nemesis, quitting my job, having kids, Ferb being alive, then it hit me... I must be dreaming!
I awoke to someone shaking me.
"Perry the Platypus..." I heard Heinz say. My eyes fluttered open and I looked up to the man.
"Ah, you're awake! You just came in and... fell asleep. I mean, RUDE!" Heinz babbles. I smile, rolling my eyes.
"Perry the Platypus... what were you dreaming about?" He asks. I blush and he laughs.
"Well, you cant talk anyway. BEHOLD! The Dreamcast-Inator!" He yells. I roll my eyes, getting up just to be trapped. A helmet is strapped on my head. I see the first part of my dream being played out and I thrash around. I dreamt of having sex with him! He cant know that! I soon give up, watching Heinz's expressions change throughout the dream as I flush with embarrassment. Even his face gets dark when the sex scene comes up. He shakily removes the helmet when it is over. He undoes my trap and points to the door.
"Get out..." He says, stuttering. I look up at him, begging to stay.
"Get. Out." He says again, more agitated. I feel my eyes well up with tears as I leave the tall building. I walk away, it raining down on my face and fedora soaked. I look back to see a teary eyed Heinz standing by the door to D.E.I. He sniffles. I run away then arriving at my house. Phineas is upstairs crying and I walk in, mindless pet mode activated. He notices my sorrow.
"What's wrong boy... I miss Ferb too..." He says, sniffling as he strokes my fur. I burrow close to Phineas, crying into his shirt. He sobs.
"Why did I have to try to make that waterslide! Why!" He cries. Candace walks in.
"Perry... Vanessa is at the door wants you apparently." She says, taking my place in the comfort of Phineas. I waddle to the door, surprised to see Vanessa. She smiles, picking me up. She walks me out to the car and I pull out my fedora.
"Perry. Hey. Dad is upset, you had a dream about you two hooking up and having kids...?" She asks. I nod slowly. She laughs nervously.
"He is working on making you a human-inator as he calls it. He also wanted me to tell you the DNA Replicate-inator is in the trunk and he had no idea you could speak Drusselstenian." She says, helping me unload the -inator. I sit it in the backyard, walking upstairs and tugging Phineas down to it. He gapes and grabs Ferb's old clothes. He feeds them in and Ferb pops up.
"I died." He states.
"I know! I fixed it bro!" They embraced, each one of them blushing. Vanessa walks up slowly, smiling.
"Ferb!" She yells. Ferb smiles, hugging her lightly. She looks at me.
"Hi... Vanessa?" Phineas says, eyes clouding over.
"Where's... Daddy?" He says slowly. Vanessa looks at him.
"... Phin?" She says, hugging the boy. I chatter loudly and Vanessa picks me up, running to her car, lyrics following her.
I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down,
you can try but you can't stop me cause I'm gaining ground
I'm light on my feet, and I'm quick to the punch, I had a heavy breakfast, but a real light lunch,
I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb, I'm me
I'm rough and tumble, I'm the one to beat, I'm a fresh coat of black top burning up your feet
I got a poisonous sting, when I rain, I pour, I'm the best of the best, I'm the soup de jour
I'm smooth as glass, and I'm sharp as a tack, I'm me.
I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack, I'm me
I'm a strong woman, fast talking big, bad dog walking, highfalutin', drum beatin', foot stoppin', corn popping, speeding locamotive that just won't stop, I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top
I'm a crowd pleasing, head spinning, winning in the ninth inning, whip-lashing, record smashin', black-tie party crashing, cyclone of fun, I'm army of one, I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot crossed bun
I'm a big haymaker in a title fight, I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite, I'm an action double feature on Friday night.
I'm me, I'm me, I'm me, I'm me, I'm me!