One Month Ago
It was a beautiful day in the Valley of Peace. It was a bright, sunny day. It was very hot, around 90 degrees, and it was the beginning of May. The Jade Palace looked better than it'd ever had, with the sun shining on it and the grass complimenting it. It looked like a brand new building. Everybody in the Valley of Peace were all happier than ever, since Po had just defeated Shen.
A day after the defeat of Shen, Po and the others decided to celebrate with a big party at the Jade Palace. They hired tons of bodyguards to guard the Valley of Peace and Jade Palace while the party was going on so no bandits would try to rob anything. Po had the idea, anyway. He was getting most of the stuff for the party: the food, the decorations, and he was finding guests with Tigress and Monkey.
The three warriors walked through the village, stopping every pedestrian and asking them to go to the party. So far, everyone they asked said yes, and they were bringing their friends too, which meant more guests, which meant more party décor. Po smiled widely and pumped his fist.
"I am so psyched for this party!" Po exclaimed, looking at his friends. "I'm surprised Shifu's going with it."
"No, he's just in a good mood." Tigress said. "We just beat Shen anyway. He's just glad no one else is hunting us down." Tigress looked up at the sky and squinted looking back down at the ground.
"I'm just irritated with the sun right now." Tigress said. Monkey nodded.
"Same. I'm sweating from head to toe and I'm only wearing pants."
"Try wearing black pants." She muttered. Monkey snickered.
"I thought you wanted your butt to be attractive." Monkey said, laughing afterwards. Tigress growled and punched his arm, looking back in front of her. Po couldn't help but laugh under his breath.
"Shut up Monkey." She snapped, looking over at Po. "That goes for you to. I saw you laughing."
"And yet you keep him bruise-free." Monkey said. Po turned to a pig walking by him and handed out the flier.
"Wanna go to the Jade Palace for our party?"
"Umm..." The pig thought. "Sure, why not." He took the paper and walked away.
"Another satisfied civilian." Po said. Monkey coughed and turned to another pig, pointing at him.
"Will you go?" He asked.
"Go where?" He asked.
"The party!" He exclaimed. The pig looked around and shrugged.
"Sure?" He said, unsure of what was going on.
"Good! Here." Monkey took a flier from Po and threw it at the pig, pointing down the way he was going.
"Now leave!" He exclaimed. The pig speed walked away and Monkey smiled, turning to Po.
"That's how a real salesman does it." He said. Tigress shook her head.
"You're not selling anything." She said.
"And besides," Po butted in. "you scared the living gravy out of him." Monkey looked up at Po and shrugged.
"So?"
"He took the flier by force." Tigress said. "I doubt he's coming to this party."
"Don't be such a negative person!" Po exclaimed. "He should've been happy a warrior like Monkey threw a piece of paper at his face." Tigress sighed and smacked her forehead.
"Oh my God, why did Shifu give me this job?" She asked. "I could've started cleaning the Palace with Viper and Crane. But he gave me the job where I'll sweat and drag through the sun with two idiots." She said. Po scoffed.
"Oh, you love us!" He said. Tigress scoffed.
"You wish." She muttered.