'I want to be excluded from this game,' said Mikasa to Levi in one morning.

'Ok. You are disowned,' said Levi as he read Erwin's plan. He was so focused on part where Armin disguised as Historia that he started to imagine Eren in frilly apron until Mikasa approached him ( I can't use word 'came' without feeling awkward!) and broke his imagination.

'Hallelujah Allahuakbar!' Mikasa was relieved and couldn't contain her grateful feeling.

He looked at Mikasa with satisfied feeling. 'Since you are not the first daughter, I will give you another role.'

'What is it?' asked Mikasa eagerly.

'You are a maid now.'

'Ok…wait. You are already treated us like your maids. We cleaned and cleaned because you can't stand single dirt.'

Levi ignored her. 'I proclaim you to be a full time maid. From now on, your job is to clean the house DAILY.'

'Ok…WHAT?'

'You did quite perfectly doing your job, so your job is to clean the house every day.' Yes, but not as perfect as me, thought Levi.

'I reject. If I must take a role, let me Eren's bodyguard.'

'You mean security of the house?'

'That will do.'

'Ok, your job is to watch the kids 24 hours and clean the house every day.'

'I will…WHAT?' Mikasa widen her eyes.'

'You are a responsible one, so I think you will do your job well.'

'Why I should also clean the house?'

'Because I need both a maid and a security. But since you do good job in both, then I will just hire you.'

'This is madness! I am not even paid!' Mikasa couldn't keep her composure anymore and shouted at him, ready to stomp him so he would get shorter.

'I need you to be maid so Eren can focus on practice on crystalizing so he can fixed that goddamn big ass wall. I need you to be a security so Eren can relax. You want to be paid for this?'

Mikasa thought for a few minutes. (I don't mind to be a maid but I don't want to look after those monkeys)…Can I just be a maid?'

'Alright. Deal.'

'Deal.'

Mikasa felt satisfied and Levi continued to read Erwin's plan in detail on how Armin should be dressed and asking for pictures.

Several hours after that, Levi called everyone for meeting.

'I have a good news, everybody! From now on we won't clean the house anymore because MIKASA WILL DO ALL THE WORK!'

Everybody was so happy and cheering Mikasa. All hail Lord Mikasa!

'Wait, wait, why only me?'

'A maid, remember?'

'But…' Mikasa stood up and ready to protest, but…

'Mikasa,' Eren who sit beside her looked at her with his warmest smile, 'Thank you.'

Mikasa fainted either in happiness or in desperation, or in between.