I made this story as a request for actual_aiichi on twitter. enjoy this humorous content i tried to write
It was supposed to be a normal Wednesday afternoon but things will soon change when Haruka and Aiichiro get together.
"Hey Ai want get together and hang out?" the swimming boy asks "oh gosh when and where?" the senpai boy replies "anytime, any place" the water loving boy says.
30 SWIMMING MINUTES LATER
"Haru are you here?" Ai yells "bathtub" Haru replies. Ai finally walks into the mackerel smelling house. "Strange I never thought anyone else than Makoto would ever step foot in my washroom" Haru quietly states "I brought movies and popcorn" Ai chuckles, "yea, but did you bring mackerel" Haru rolls his blue eyes "sorry but I thought you would have tons" Ai said "I do, always do but you can never have to much" Haru whispers and Ai laughs. Haru finally decides to gets out of the bathtub.
*cue part of episode one where Haru gets out of the bathtub all slow*
Ai outs a movie in the DVD player. "What movie did you put on Ai?" Haru asks while walking to the kitchen. "Oh I put on Frozen it was the closest movie I could find to water that senpai owned" Ai laugh thinking about how much Haru loved water. "Makoto told me about that movie he watched it with his siblings and why does Rin own frozen?" Haru said "Rin is a bit weird he also owns one of those huge body pillows with some anime boy on it" Ai yelled towards the kitchen. Haru stood by his fridge looking at which kind of mackerel he should make as Ai walks into the kitchen "how much mackerel do you even have and is it even healthy to have that much?", all he got was a blank expression for an answer. Haru puts the offending question aside and puts his mackerel on the grill while Ai goes to watch Frozen. "This movie is weird where's the water in this movie anyways?" Haru says in a grumpy mood "I said I got the closest movie I could get to water. Oh gosh what's that smell?" Ai pinched his nose. "Sorry this kind of mackerel makes me fart" Haru spills " oh my gosh Haru, why now. Do you do this to Makoto?" Ai struggled with breathing. "Makoto's used to it" Haru said with sass.
In the next 5 minutes Ai died and came back to share a secret of his own. "It's okay popcorn makes me fart too" Ai said. Haru looked at Ai with a scared expression, while Ai sat there eating large amounts of popcorn. "Why me, why me" Haru thought. Ai started to fart and Haru stops breathing for a moment. "Not fun is it" Ai said when all of a sudden Haru farted. "Man down" Ai struggled. Ai farted right by Haru. "Ai 1, Haru 0" Ai held up one finger. "The scores will soon change" Haru said farting again. Soon it smelled like burned popcorn and rotten mackerel in the house. Both Ai and Haru fainted. "Hey Haru, Rin is here to pick up Ni-" Makoto all of a sudden fainted. "What the hell is taking Ai so freaking long" Rin yelled. He stomped in Haru house searching for Ai. "AIICHIRO NITORI WHERE ARE Y-" Rin also fainted from the smell these powerful farts delivered.
I can't believe i wrote this... favorite? review? whatever lol