This is random
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"Tigress!" A voice rang out. Tigress sighed with a roll of her eyes. She rested at a table in the panda village. She enjoyed her noodles silently, until now.
Po came over happily. He joined her at the table.
"So, what are you doing?" he asked. She gave him a deadpan look. He'd been bored lately with Kai defeated. Which meant it was more time for him to annoy her.
"In a heated battle with these noodles."
"Wha—wait you're being sarcastic aren't you?" he chuckled and rested a hand on her shoulder "typical Tigress."
She stared at him, and his hand quickly retreated.
They both heard a noise behind them. It was a kissing noise.
Some panda cubs gathered behind them. They made these immature noises, followed with an outburst of giggles.
"Tigress and Po, sitting in the tree . . ." one sang. Tigress was about to speak, but squeakier voices interrupted.
"Are you two in lo-o-ove?"
"Are you going to have panda-tiger babies?"
"Are you-?"
"Enough!" Tigress cut them off. Although the questions still suck in, and she couldn't help but get a warm, tingly sensation in her cheeks.
"Guys, guys, me and Tigress are just friends. Maybe she's not the goof off kind of friend. Maybe she's not the 'let's get a bean bun together' kind of friend. Maybe . . ."
"Po!" she stopped him.
"Oh, right" he chuckled sheepishly "-but she is a great fighter, and a great friend, even if she hasn't ever gotten a bean bun with me."
The cubs obviously missed the point of his speech.
"Po, do you think she is pretty?"
Po's throat dried up. If he said yes, the cubs would mock him forever, but if he said no, Tigress would destroy him.
Even Tigress turned her attention to him.
"Don't you kids have other pandas to terrorize?" he desperately tried changing the subject.
"Does that mean yes?" a cub asked.
"No, it means . . . I didn't mean no, I-"
"Po . . .?" Tigress stared at him strangely.
"I don't feel comfortable talking about this" he said blankly.
"He likes her" the cubs all broke out into mad giggles.
One panda cub joined their hands together. Po and Tigress instantly separated.
"Tigress, do you want to be with Po?"
Tigress didn't say anything. How did these cubs even know all this stuff? She wondered.
It was now Po's turn to look at her. He looked vulnerable, different from when he was fighting. Which was when he looked invincible.
"I think he's nice, and sweet" she mumbled bashfully.
"Thanks" he flashed a small smile. She wasn't used to talking about her feelings.
It was time for them to turn the tables on these nosy cubs.
"Shouldn't you cubs be home? I'll get your mothers, if I have too" Po threatened. They cubs quickly scattered.
He chuckled, with a satisfied grin, and stared at the sunset.
"Tigress, thanks-for what you said" he stood up.
"You're welcome" Po started to walk off, when she stopped him.
"Po."
"Yes, Tigress?"
"I'd love to get a bean bun with you."
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That was short
Oh well, hope you enjoyed!
