Kickin' it with Alexis Campbell
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis Campbell. Enjoy yourselves!
Based on the actual series
Seaford High
A part of our favorite karate dojo is walking around at Seaford High. They all peek out from a corner, reminding about Tom & Jerry. Jack crawls out first, with the others following close after him. "Waxy Wednesday, when plastic trays meet a freshly buffed floor and legends are born," Jack said sliding his hand across the floor.
Jack, Milton and Kim don't have to wait long until the others arrive. "Hey guys, I've got the trays," Eddie said running in. "Any problems getting past Marge the lunch lady?" Kim asked him. "Nah, she said they don't pay her enough to care!" Eddie answered indifferent. "Guys, did I miss anything?" Jerry shouted coming running down the stairs. "Not yet," Kim said, "Hey, shouldn't you be in detention for putting your toile boot in the boy's bathroom?" she asked him.(What is it really? The boot thing or yeah?) "I should be, but when you sit me in the back and leave a window open… I'm what they call a flight risk," Jerry said and smiled. "Hey, anyone seen Alex?" Jack asked the other guys. "No, I haven't seen her in a while," Kim answered while the others shook their heads. "Jack, your record's about to be broken. Prepare for the new world champion; Milton the missile Krupnik!" Milton said and opened his jacket. He ripped off his pants reviling his skin tight purple suit. All of the present warriors looked away in the disgust.
"Dude, eat a sandwich," Jerry said finally looking back over. "Eew Milton, put on some real clothes!" Alex yelled running in from behind them. "It is real clothes," Milton said annoyed over his sister's comment. "Oh, look at this… I walked into the middle of a loser palooza," Truman said as he came over. "Want do you want Truman," Jack said annoyed. "I thought I'd just hang out," Truman said leaning into the banister. "Do you have to do it here?" Jerry asked, "It's a free hallway, Jerry!" Truman said arrogant. "Truman, if you'll excuse me I have a date with destiny," Milton said grabbing his tray. "That'll be your first date ever!" Truman said and started laughing. "Hahah, facts aren't funny!" Milton said while wiggling his head. All of the warriors looked at him like question marks. "Ok, I thought that was gonna sound different when it came out," Milton admitted.
"Okay guys. This garbage can marks Jack's record of 47 floor tiles," Kim said as she ran over to a garbage can. "He just shattered your record," Jerry exclaimed when the warriors ran over. Milton had crashed through some doors. "And, that paper mache solar system outside the science room," Kim exclaimed. "It looks like someone greased his tray!" Jack said taking a look. "Looks like," they all heard Truman say before he started laughing. "Oh, I'm gonna kill him," Alex said and turned around facing Truman. "Truman you can laugh, but I'd like to see how good you do when my foot has kicked off your head!" Alex said and was about to start running when Jack pinned her down, holding her back. "Chill," he exclaimed struggling a bit holding her back. "Looks like Saturn is now launched to the dark side of the moon!" Milton said coming over with Saturn, well, you heard the boy!
Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy
The warriors were all in the dojo. Jerry taking a shower, while the others were training. Suddenly they all heard a loud girl scream. Alex sat down at the bench casually, "Jerry, you saw a spider again?" she asked. "Uh huh," she heard Jack he sat down too. "Hang on, something's different… wait don't tell me, new bathrobe!" Kim exclaimed snapping her fingers. "It's my hair; this is what I get for showering!" Jerry exclaimed angry. Just then Alex turned around to look at this hair crisis, "Wow, good gracias frog thighs you look like an IPig!" she exclaimed with a shocked look on her face. (You've seen I Pig's? They look super cool!) "Rudy, what kinda shampoo are we using?" Jerry asked holding up the bottle. That's the same shampoo we always use," Rudy said opening his crossed arms. "W-what? This isn't shampoo, it's pink hair dye!" Jerry yelled as he ripped off the fake cover. "Dude, do you shampoo your leg hair?" Eddie asked pointing to his feet. "Bro, when I shampoo, I'm all in!" Jerry said placing his left leg on the bench where Alex and Jack were sitting. "Dude love your new look, awesome, just awesome!" Truman said busting through the dojo doors. "I know you did this Truman, somehow you snuck in here and switched that shampoo for pink hair dye!" Jack said standing up walking closer to him. "No, I've been here all day, I never once saw him ooze his way in here," Rudy said pressuring "ooze." "Looks like I've got an airtight alibi, see you around pinky!" Truman said as he walked back out the doors. "Why would anyone call me pinky?" Jerry asked confused as always. Jack ripped out a hair strand from Jerry's pink colored hair. "Oh, I get it," he answered smiling.
Jack's POV
Kim was holding a pep rally today. I was standing with the other guys chatting. Kim did her thing cheering everyone up, and all of us started cheering. She lifted her hands and was about to crash through a paper, when she got stuck in it. We all ran over to her and tried to help her out of that mess. After a while of ripping and tearing we had almost gotten her out, that's some sticky paper!
Kim's POV
Wow, thing's keep getting better and better don't they? I'm stuck with these paper scraps and Jack had a hurling experience! Eew, I'm almost happy I got stuck in this sticky paper, so that I didn't have to puke too! Yeah right, I would so not choose this paper over that!
Alex's POV
School is soon over, I can't wait. Kelsey, Donna and Grace are annoying the life out of me right now. I was heading for science when Grace tripped me. I lost my books and my glasses. "Watch it next time!" she yelled. Those girls are so self-centered, and of course all of them are cheerleaders! I can't even look 'em in their eyes, without freezing dead. I feel like the whole cheer crew is against me, everyone except Kim.
"Hey dork, come over here!" I heard them yell. I have no idea how they plan to humiliate me this time, but I'm not finding out. I continued to walk down the hall, it's unbelievable. Why am I so shy when they're around, oh that's right, because they humiliate me no matter what I do! "Alex you know Kim's just hanging with you because the school told her to. It's great for the school, a cheerleader caring about the unpopular geeks!" they said smirking. I couldn't see their faces, but I'm pretty sure I know how they look! Anyway, what they said striked my chest. How did I know it wasn't true? I speed up my walking and hurried across a corner. I feel so weak, why am I like this? Why can't I just man up? What does it take for me?
I was on my way to the dojo. I didn't get far before I noticed lots of nuts, corns, and seeds were sifting out of my bag. I was about to open my bag and look, but then it happened. I am going to kill the responsible! I was attacked by squirrels. I started running, but they ran in front of me and everywhere. I tried to avoid them as good as I could, but they kept jumping at me and attacking me.
I was still trying to run, but it wasn't easy with squirrels chasing you! I heard a door open and Jack's voice. I catched a glance of the dojo and was relieved. Jack managed to chase them away, but it took some time.
I entered the dojo with scratches and partly ripped clothes. Not too much, but small scratches about… everywhere. "The guy who put squirrel food in my bag, won't live much longer!" I yelled and bumped down at a mat. "Guys, we all know Truman's behind all these pranks," Milton said after we all sat down in a semi circle. "Grease, hair dye, sticky paper, blue cheese and nuts, sounds like my grandmothers medicine cabinet," Jerry said and was skeptical to the idea himself. "Truman's picking us off one by one, he's got all of us… except for Eddie," Jack said and we all glanced over at him. "What are you guys saying?" Eddie asked turning away from us. "We're saying you're next, if I were you, I'd roll myself up in bubble wrap and sit in the basement!" Milton said running over sitting down next to him. "I did that when my father showed me my own birth video," Milton said disgusted. "Why's dad so strange with you?" I asked, dad never showed me any video! Not complaining! "I think what Eddie needs to hear, is that we're gonna be there for him," Jack said rising up. "Guys guys, I can take care of myself," Eddie said walking away from them. "No, no, no don't worry Eddie, we'll walk you to school in the morning…" Jack started, "And after school we'll walk you back home," Kim said supportingly. "We'll be the last thing you see at night, and the first thing you see in the morning," my brother said creeping Eddie out. "Hmm, how do you like eggs?" I asked sarcastically. "Guys stop! I can't take it anymore, it wasn't Truman who pulled those pranks on you," he said nervous. "Then who was it?" I asked cracking my fingers. "It was me," he answered upset. I quickly let my hands down, I wouldn't hurt Eddie… if he has a good reason!
"What?" we all asked shocked. "How could you prank us like that?" Jack asked. "You know what you did to me? That paper was so sticky I lost four freckles and half and eyebrow!" Kim said with attitude. "And a clown keeps following me around asking me where I get my hair done!" Jerry exclaimed. "Why did you do it?" I asked dead serious. "I didn't want to!" he said at first assuring us. "Truman's been black mailing me," Eddie said a little upset. "Truman's father owns a security company who watches the mall," he started out, "So?" Jerry asked. "One night Rudy let me stay late to work on some moves…"
Eddie poured out his story, he had been practicing dancing with a girl and… kissing. He was kinda strange, but he did have a good reason so I won't kick his butt! I feel sorry for him though. "He won't get away with it!" Jack said, I have a feeling he have a plan! Then my brother started talking about poking… a bear…he is strange sometimes!
"Ok, our mission is to get into the security office and grab the flash drive out of the safe, let's go over the plan one more time!" Jack said pointing to the map. "I'll get Truman out of the office by taking him to the parking lot letting him shoot paintballs at me," Eddie said. "You think he'll go for it?" Kim asked him. "I'm pretty sure!" Eddie said reviling his T-shirt. It was full of paint daubs! "Once we're inside I'll discard the security system," Jack said and pointed where he would be. "I'll crack the safe," Milton said and pointed at the office's safe. "Out in the courtyard, I'll distract the security guards," Kim said pointing directly outside the dojo. "And I'll distract the guard's dog!" Jerry said proud
Wow, so Jerry was partly raised by wolves. Anyways, as Kim said it does explain a lot! "And, I'll do what?" I asked them thinking their plan was pretty much covered. "Eh, you can come with us!" Jack said motioning to him and Milton. "Em, alright," I agreed and nodded.
Outside the dojo I saw Joan walking over to Kim. "Oh boy, we've got another one," she said to her dog, "You know the mall is closed right?" she asked Kim. "Eh, yeah I was just trying to find a quiet place to try out the hottest new celebrity work out," Kim said trying to tempt Joan. "I told you the mall is close… did you say hottest new celebrity work out?" Joan asked. Unbelievable, that actually worked! You know that's just one reason Kim's awesome!
Jerry ran over to the dog once Kim gave us the sign. Seconds later Jack, Milton and I snuck over too. Milton did this wannabe ninja-roll while Jack and I walked calmly over. "Ok, now that I did not expect!" Jack said and looked at the blue lasers securing the path to the office. "Well, kill switch is on the other side, so this is your job," I said patting his shoulder, wishing him luck. He passed the security lasers quite easily actually. He was awesomely good! (If you want to see it, check it from the original episode)
Jack turned off the kill switch and we ran over to him. He opened the door and just as Milton was about to walk inside, I stopped him. "No-o-o, wait…" I said. "There are way-sensors on the carpet," Jack explained. "We can't walk on the floor," I followed it up. Jack jumped up his feet clutching the door frame. (You've all seen it, right!) That was so cool too! I've got to learn that! I saw Milton try doing the same, but he completely failed, sorry to say it! "Come on!" Jack said after Milton had tried s couple of times. Jack reached out his hand and helped Milton over to the desk. "How do we get across the office?" Milton said pointing at the safe ahead of them. Jack looked up in the ceiling; he threw his belt around a pipe and lifted Milton up. Milton tapped in the code number by number, and the safe opened. He grabbed the flash drive. "Ye-hes!" Jack said as they swung back again. "Now how do we get down?" Milton asked looking at the floor. "That's a very good question," Jack answered looking down too.
"And I've, got a very good answer!" I said ready to help. I took a couple steps backwards before I took a chance. I took off, grabbed the right side of the doorframe with both of my hands, and swung around, landing on the desk. I jumped up to the pipe, and by doing a gymnastics technique I lifted myself up. I pulled myself closer to the boys and wriggled the belt closer to the desk.
End of POV
The burglar warriors snuck out and gave the others a sign, telling them they had the flash drive.
"Breaking in to my father's office, you guys are in so much trouble!" Truman exclaimed busting into the dojo. "We'll take whatever comes, but we had a to help a friend out," Jack said calming him down. "I want that flash drive, and I want it right now!" Truman said angrily. "Alright, alright, we'll it back, but first we've got another video we want you to see," he said and Eddie turned the computer towards him. "What are you talking about?" Truman asked bored.
The computer played a video of Truman freaking out because off the stolen flash drive. Truman immediately turned speechless. "Doesn't feel so good when it's you, does it Truman?" Jack asked with crossed arms. "If that thing gets out my life will be over, I'll be known as tantrum boy…" he said pitching his voice at the end. "Please tell me you won't post that video?" Truman said hopeful. "We're not gonna post it…" Alex said. "…We're not like you Truman," Kim explained. "Hey, how about a deal, we destroy both videos and you never mess with us again?" Jack asked reaching out his hand. "Deal, just delete it please!" Truman begged shaking Jack's hand.
Eddie hit some buttons and deleted the video for good. "You know I only, I only melt it down like that because I knew the camera was there! I was putting up a show," Truman lied embarrassed. They all nodded sarcastically. "Well, show's over, when you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us," Eddie said and stood up from the bench, "Bye Truman!" "Bye Eddie," Truman said with a low voice, "Maybe next week we could go paintball?" He asked energetic. "Get out," was Eddie's only answer.
"Eddie, remember what you just told Truman, if you're in trouble, we'll always be there for you," Jack informed. "Got it," Eddie answered and smiled. "Anyone seen Jerry?" Alex asked looking around. "Last I saw him; he was out in the courtyard…" Kim said taking a look around too.
Ok so that's dummy dancing! Like it? Hate it? Please tell me… what you'd like to see instead, not everything you might hate it. So anyway, I hope you enjoyed, and that you'll review me!
Links to the girls clothes will be up soon, Kim's won't look exactly right in every story! Hard finding the perfect match… You might think, why even make her clothes, but it's fun, so I'll probably continue! Like Alex's style? You're welcome to tell me that too.
Oh almost forgot… if you have an idea for a chapter or something like that, I'd be happy to try and make it happen!
See you next chap!