Kickin' it with Alexis Campbell
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis Campbell. Enjoy yourselves!
Based on the actual series
Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy
"Alright guys, stand back!" Jack said and brought his hand through a board. "What's the big deal Jack? You've done that a thousand times!" Jerry said and they all agreed. "Wait for it," Jack answered glancing at the concrete bricks. He took a small breath, and blew at the bricks, causing them to collapse into tiny pieces. "Wow," The warriors exclaimed impressed, taking a step backwards.
"Man, I'd give you a million bucks if you could do that to my cello," Eddie said, "Playa's don't play the cello!" he flashed his collar. "Well, you're not a playah," Milton sited. "I will by when I get rid of that dang cello!" Eddie said offended, "I'm going to get a smoothie," he stomped out the dojo. The warriors looked strangely at him, before something else caught their attention. "No, don't die on me, not now, it's not your time!" Rudy yelled from his office. "What is going on in there?" Milton asked looking strangely at the door. "Rudy's toilet's clogged again," Jack said hopeless. There came a disgusted sound and now all the warriors looked strangely at the office.
Rudy stumbled out of the office, "Poor Murtle, I almost lost her, twice I had to plunge her back to life," Rudy said doing a plunging motion. "How do you know if a toilet's a boy or a girl?" Jerry asked Rudy curious. "Well, you take the top of the tank, you reach your arm in and feel around…" Rudy didn't get to finish his explanation, "STOP!" Milton yelled, "I think I'd rather hear about this in an awkward conversation with my father!" Milton said looking horrified.
"Rudy focus, the new owner of the mall's gonna be here in any minute," Kim snapped him back to reality. "Hey, you guys have gotta check this out!" Eddie came in the doors with his smoothie. "These brochures are all over the place," he said showing the m the paper piece.
All the warriors walked over to him. "This new owner is making some big changes!" he said as they all gathered around him. "Wow, they finally moved the baby changing area out of the food court, and if you ask me, that's a big step in the right direction," Kim said waving her hand in front of her face. "No way! They're bringing in a Captain Corndog's!" Eddie said happily.
The warrior's smiles and grins grew bigger and bigger, until it dropped that is. The new owner was bringing in and changing a lot off cool stuff, but he ditched the best part. Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy, wasn't on the map. It was replaced with a huge parking lot!
Jack's POV
Rudy was meeting the new owner of the mall, meanwhile we were training. I was working with Alex, we switched on attacking and counterattacking. Suddenly I heard footsteps, and saw Alex turn and her eyes went up and down, and all over. I looked behind me to see the owner and probably his son!
"Mr. Turner welcome to my dojo," Rudy greeted shaking Turner's hand. "Nice to meet you Rudy, this is my son Arthur," he greeted back. "Hello sir, what a wonderful dojo you have here, let me ask you; how do you do it? Sensei, business man and obviously a male model!" his son, apparently Arthur, asked. I can't really picture Rudy as a male model… "Yeah, I know, totally, because I'm…look at me," Rudy stammered. "Arthur go make some friends while Rudy and I talk!" his father said and he assured his father.
They walked into the office and I walked closer to Arthur, "I'm Jack, how' ya doing?" I asked and reached out my hand. "So what do you losers do all day around this dump? Sit around and pretend know karate?" Arthur asked doing some strange movements and completely avoiding my hand. Ouch, hurts man… "Yo, pretend to know karate? Check this out," Jerry said and got ready in his fighting stance. Better make this one count bro. "Go ahead Jack show' em," I heard him say as he stood up again.
I slightly rolled my eyes before I walked over to a dummy. "Come on Jack, knock off his head!" I heard Alex shout and start cheering, with the other warriors following after. I did a spinning butterfly kick and the dummy's head flew off, and landed some place I don't know! "Wow, I only meant that as a way of speaking," Alex said glancing through the glass doors. "Impressed?" I asked smirking. "Hmm, almost…" she answered me twitching her nose and smiled.
"Dude that was nothing! You guys wanna see some real karate moves? Check this out," Arthur said and grabbed Milton's bo staff. He started swinging it around yelling like monkey man. I could tell from first swing he was going to mess up, and he did… real bad! He knocked over all of our trophies. "Uh oh!" he said as he threw the bo staff back to Milton. Rudy hurried out off the office to see Milton holding the staff, "What was that?" he asked all of us. "I can't believe it sir, that kid just busted up all your trophies!" Arthur explained, I have a bad feeling. If I spend more time with this guy... he might end up in a hospital! "Milton you are in big trouble!" Rudy said walking over to him. I was about to break in, when someone else did. "What, it wasn't Milton it was Arthur!" Alex yelled, "My brother is innocent!" "Oh, well, accidents happen," Rudy said and didn't seem to care about it anymore. We were all shocked Rudy would act like that! "Thank you, for showing us what a dangerous place that is to keep trophies!" Rudy thanked the brat.
"Now everyone give our newest member Arthur a big Bobby Wasabi welcome" Rudy said and started clapping, as well as Mr. Turner, Arthur and well Jerry, but he isn't the sharpest knife!
I entered the dojo together with Arthur. He dragged me with him, and had stolen candy from a baby; that was sinking low! Arthur laughed his head off, while I looked pissed. You guys should have seen what we just did! It was a riot, it was like taking candy from a baby," he said still laughing a bit. "That's what you actually did Arthur, you took candy from a baby!" I explained exasperated over his stupid plot. "Hey can I get in on that?" Jerry asked. "Nothing tastes better than something stolen from a baby," Alex said and smirked, she grabbed a licorice and turned around, "Consider it stolen…" she whispered loud enough for me to hear. I had to chuckle a bit of her comment.
The other guys continued practicing, while I went into Rudy's office.
End of POV
The next day when the warriors entered the dojo, they were met with a surprise. They saw Arthur sitting inside the dojo with a brand new dummy. "What's this?" they asked looking from the dummy to Arthur. "It's a gift!" he told them standing up. "I know I've been a little bit of a jerk," he said patting the dummy's back. "A little bit of a jerk, that's like saying Jerry's a little bit confused!" Jack replied stating the obvious. "What? Wait, what did I miss? I'm confused," Jerry said underlining the stated obvious.
"Look, to show you guys that I'm not all bad, I got you this new state of the art punching dummy!" Arthur explained eagerly. "You know what Arthur, maybe I had you wrong, that was a pretty cool move," Jack said looking over the situation. "Alright that's more like it, now I think I should be the one to break this bad boy in, whooo!" Jerry said patting its cheek. Jerry stood in front of the dummy and threw a punch at it, it was brutally returned by a boxing glove shooting out of its stomach. Jerry fell to the floor and the warriors hurried over to him. "See I told you guys it was a punching dummy, get it?" he asked while laughing. "That's it!" Jack said getting up. "Jack you can't, you promised Rudy," Alex told him and held him back. "But, I didn't and I don't need a dummy to take you do…" Kim cut her off, "Alex, imma give' em one from us both!" she said turning against Arthur. The line went on until Milton asked why Jack couldn't do it.
"Guys, let's just start practice," Jack said peeved of Arthur. "Wow, wow, wow Jack, I've got this, since Rudy's not around and I outrank everyone, I'll lead the class!" Arthur said briefing his green belt. "Are you nuts?" Eddie asked, "You don't outrank Jack!" "I don't know if you noticed, but I'm a green belt!" Arthur said proud. "Yeah, because your daddy bought it for you," Kim said. "Jack, you don't know anything about karate, you're nothing but a scrawny little skate rat!" Arthur said walking over to Jack. "And you're nothing but a spoiled, little poser!" Jack answered causing the guy to sink backwards in his steps.
Jack walked back over to his spot, when Arthur came at him. He was thrown into the wall by Jack and got stuck. "You're gonna be sorry you did that!" he yelled angrily. "What is going on?" it was Mr. Turner and Rudy coming into the dojo. "It's a good thing…" Arthur made up the biggest lie and Turner questioned Rudy.
Now Rudy made a pretty big lie too, to avoid parking lot dojo. How the warriors liked him because they threw him into a wall, and parties and different kinds of stuff. "…I want Jack thrown out of your dojo!" Turner said dead serious. "What?" all the warriors asked in sync.
"I'm sorry Mr. Turner but that's not gonna happen," Rudy answered to the guy's relief. "Okay then, you have two hours to get out, you're standing on the sight of my new parking lot, come on son," Turner said as he left with Arthur.
"Jack put your stuff down you're not leaving" Rudy said, Jack was emptying his locker so the dojo wouldn't go bye bye. "If I don't leave you guys are gonna lose the dojo, I'm not gonna let that happen" Jack said, he headed out, but was stopped by Rudy. "No you're not going, sometimes in life a man has to decide what's really important" Rudy said, just then he saw two guy's removing his toilet. "Hey not my toilet, take the boy instead" Rudy begged. "Rudy!" Milton said. "Well I'm sorry but you never sat on her" Rudy whined defending his act.
"Look we're not gonna take this man, we've gotta fight the power yo" Jerry said, I guys seemed to agree and Jack dropped his bag "Jerry's right, we've gotta fight back, like that guy on Mayer avenue who chained himself to the old oak tree so they wouldn't cut it down," Jack said "He stood as ground and saved that tree", Kim said. "Till it fell over in a storm destroyed my Aunt Verna's house and she had to move into my room" Milton explained. "You know, I always felt sorry for you because of that!" Alex said grossing out. "I've seen things no boy my age should see" Milton said staring out in the air. "You know what? You guys are onto something, what Turner's doing is wrong and we've gotta fight back," Rudy said. "What are you saying Rudy?"Jerry asked. "I'm saying that they can't tear down the dojo if I'm chained to that post! And I will fight the good fight for as long as it takes! … So chain me up" Rudy said smiling.
"Rudy it's only been 3 minutes" Jack said after listening to Rudy's complaints. "Yeah well if it's such a great story why don't you cover it yourself?" Kim yelled into her phone. "That was Margaret trying to give me another lame story to cover" Kim said annoyed. "What was it this time?" Alex asked. "Big news in the cafeteria, apparently taco Tuesday is becoming fajita Friday" Kim said causing Milton to cheer up.
"Well eventually we're gonna need something to eat" Kim said after Eddie wanted to get them some food. "You know the air vent connects with the nail salon, those ladies are always snacking on something" Eddie said looking upwards. "Yeah but who's skinny enough to fit through that vent?" Jerry asked looking up too. After looking at the next person in line, they all ended up looking at Milton.
Alex's POV
I watched as Jerry and Jack lifted my brother up to the vent. If he dies, they better move far, far away. Ok, first I don't think he'll die, and second… I wouldn't kill my friends, right?
"Hey check it out, Turner just showed up with some people" Jack said, I walked closer and looked through the window. "Attention dojo squatters, you have 5 minutes to get out we're bringing in a wrecking ball" Turner announced. "You don't scare us Turner!" Rudy yelled from the post, "That whole bringing in a wrecking ball thing, it's the oldest trick in the book" Rudy said. The warriors glanced outside only to see a wrecking ball being brought in. "Hey Rudy, they just brought in a wrecking ball" Jack said doubting Rudy's theory. "What unchain me, you fools," Rudy screamed panicking. "We can't, we gave the keys to Milton" Jerry said. "But it can't end like this, I never sat in a hot tub full of pudding," Rudy exclaimed. The other warriors as well me looked disgusted when Rudy told us he had been sitting in a hot tub full of custard.
Jerry went out, to bring on the crowd. He shared his demands, and actually got them on our side. Jerry hurried in when the wrecking ball started swinging. "Arthur's lost it you guy's, a few more swings and this dojo's history" Jerry said "What are we gonna do?" Eddie asked "I've got this" Jack said before running out. I slowly walked outside too, watching Jack fighting Arthur. I heard the boys inside panicking. I walked back over to them and grabbed their hands, when we saw what would become the killer swing. We all closed our eyes, begging the ball wouldn't hit. I slowly opened one eye when I realized we weren't hit by any impact. "He did it!" I yelled hugging everyone, realizing what happened. Jack had managed to stop the bulldozer, he saved us!
"Is everyone okay in here?" Turner asked us storming in. "Look Turner you win, just go ahead and take you're dojo back, put up you're parking lot but you know what? We're proud, and we will hold our head's high," Rudy said lifting his hands. I heard his chains fall to the floor and I turned around seeing Rudy looking annoyed. "Really? Hand's over the head that's all it took" he said. Jack came in pushing Arthur. "I think this belongs to you?" Jack said motioning to Arthur. I hugged Jack thanking him for saving our lives. Nothing happened, but it could've, dude I had flashbacks! "Arthur, how could you do something like this? I've given you everything," Mr. Turner asked disappointed in his son "Maybe that's the problem" I said lifting an eyebrow. "What do you mean?" Mr. Turner asked "Well this dojo might not be much, but it's built on the principles of discipline and respect, a couple of things Arthur obviously doesn't have," Rudy replied. "Oh blah, blah, blah can we just knock down the little dump now dad?" Arthur asked his father in boredom. "No, he's right!" Mr. Turner stated. "I'm sorry Rudy, you're dojo can stay," Mr. Turner said. Jack was closest to me so I hugged him first, before some of the others. "Arthur get in the car, you're grounded!" Mr. Turner said, Arthur got a confused look on his face. "Grounded? What does that even mean?" he asked"
I think you're about to find out, B-Bye Arthur," Jack said smirking, while Mr. Turner dragged his son out of towards what I'd guess their car. "Jack, what you did was incredible" Rudy said and we all nodded. "It wasn't just me, we all did it" Jack answered "Wait a minute, has anyone seen Milton?" I asked wondering where my brother was. We all looked around shrugging our shoulders. I mean he's not actually dead!
SQ, that's it! If you're wondering why I wrote SQ, it's because I don't know what OK, stands for! Is that bad? So I just switched the letters… Well, I always say it OK use the word, but I've never known what it's short for, it is short for something, right? You're free to tell me…
So, what do you think about the chapter? Good, bad, any tips on improvements…? Please tell me, I'll be happy to try and fix it! I'll say it again, if you've gotten any ideas or wishes and you tell me, I'll try to make a chapter out of it.
Well guys I guess I'll see you in my next chap…at least I hope so!
Love, me! ;) Synnen out!