Kickin' it with Alexis Campbell

Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis Campbell. Enjoy yourselves!

Based on the actual series

Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy

The warriors were in the dojo stretching, getting ready for training. Suddenly Jerry ran into the dojo carrying good news, for some. "Guys huge problem, Kelsey Vargas the coolest girl in school, is coming to our dojo!" he said. "I've gotta go!" Alex said and headed for the locker room. "Guys don't panic, we've trained for this! Bust out the emergency deodorant," Jack said and the guys all ran to find their deodorant. "I don't need deodorant!" Jerry said confident.

Milton and Eddie had their explanations of wearing deodorant, but Jerry just looked strangely at them. "I told Kelsey I was a martial arts legend and the youngest sensei in history…" Jerry explained and begged Rudy for his black belt. Rudy gave a speech about hard work, honor and respect in his belt, even though he used it to walk his dog.

"Jerry you're up against Kim, Milton with me and Eddie you're with Jack," Rudy said pointing around. "Jack!?" Eddie exclaimed scared. Jack did a supercool routine and Eddie started talking to his wallet.

The other warriors got ready to fight, when Kelsey entered their dojo. "Hi Jerry," she said walking closer to the mat. "So these are your students that fear and respect you?" Kelsey asked Jerry doubting him. Jerry nodded, "Yes we are," Kim said, "I'm about to fear and respect the living grits out of him right now," she said and flipped him.

"Yeah, I'd say you've got that move done pretty well," Jerry said pretending to be their sensei, while struggling to stand up straight. "Uh, you guys take a five, Kelsey and I are gonna get a frojo, oh, come on Kelsey," Jerry said meaning to grab Kelsey's arm. Instead he walked off with Rudy leaving Kelsey confused.

Seaford High

"Hey thanks a lot Kim!" Jerry said angrily, "You caused me a date with the coolest girl in school!" he exclaimed. "What are you gonna do sensei? Throw me outta the dojo?" Kim said twinkling her fingers sarcastically. "Kim, in the future, let's respect Jerry enough not to embarrass him in front of girls he is lying to," Jack told Kim. "Thank you Jack, it's called decency Kim!" Jerry yelled at Kim.

Suddenly they all heard a sound of a trumpet or something like that. They all turned to see Milton being laughed at because of his orangey costume. "All hail Miltonious, the newly crowned king of Narnia!" Milton said acting strange. The warriors shook their heads given by his embarrassing acts. "See Milton this is the reason that you had to go to spring formal with a bio lab skeleton," Jack told him standing up. "Hey, I'll have you know that Bonita is an excellent dancer!" Milton said. "Hey I know what's going on, it's that time of the year when all the dorks go out to play swords and magic in the forest," Eddie said remembering it. "Or if it rains we use the bingo hall, we tear it up!" Milton said reassuringly.

"Hi Jerry," Kelsey said walking by. "Hey Kelsey, I was just talking to this kid I've never seen before, I don't even know his name, right Milton," Jerry said before turning annoyed in himself. "Really Jerry? Really?" he asked sitting back down. "Big news, this year you're all gonna participate in the battle with me," Milton said and smiled at his friends. "What happened to all your other friends? You know, the ones that throw up when I try to talk to them?" Kim asked. "Well, this year things are a little complicated. Francis has a bassoon recital, Jeffery is a finalist in the math Olympics and Louis got grounded for teaching his … bad words," Milton said. (I don't know what Milton said when the line goes … sorry) "Dude we're not gonna be a part of your nerd fest!" Jerry said careless.

Alex's POV

He is my brother, yes! I support him, yes! I love him, yes! But, that doesn't mean I have to his strange battle thing, right? "Come on just give it a chance! Soon you'll know the exhilaration of bounding down the hill…" Milton started his speech. I slowly started walking away and the others joined me. I feel bad for my brother, but I'm bullied enough! I did it last year and I'm not doing it again, I hope!

End of POV

Jack, Kim, Eddie and Alex walked out of the dojo to see Jerry coming over to them while dancing. "Guys check it out, I smooth everything out with Kelsey, I promised I would never lie to her again, and I've got a date with her this afternoon," Jerry said proud. "Yeah," the boys said impressed. "The kid is back in the game whooo," Jerry said.

"Nerd alert," Eddie warned. "Greetings, we are the dark knights, warriors known for being brave and ferocious an…" The "king" was cut off. "Ferocious? Sidney you cried in science when your fruit fly died," Kim reminded him. "That fruit fly left behind three thousand babies!" he informed. "Milton said he put together a band of loyal warriors who would finally capture out grail and defeat us, huh like that's going to happen!" Sidney said and started his evil laughing. "Dude, dude, dude, that evil laugh is so not working," Jack said looking strangely at him.

"Guys, Milton called us his loyal warriors, now he's gonna be out there alone with a flock of tweeds hooked up on honey buns," Jack exclaimed guilty."I'm not letting my brother go out there alone," Alex said preparing her mind for battle. "Are you guys saying we should go to the park and help him? Because I eh, I can't my aunt Charlotte is coming in from… Charlotte and we're gonna watch Charlotte's web?" Kim asked more than said. All of the guys looked weird at her, "Well what a coincidence, my cousin Austin is coming in from Austin and we're gonna watch Austin and Ally, yeah it sounded that weird!" Alex told her friend Kim. "Wow, I'm not good at lying!" Kim admitted sitting down.

"Milton's always been there for us!" Jack broke in, "Jerry, what about that time he helped you make Kelsey jealous by letting her think you were dating a cheerleader?" Jack asked Jerry which thought for a second.

After some minutes they had all had their flashbacks and were joining Jack and Alex. The guys were waiting for the girls to come out from the dojo. Eddie was some kind of an elf, Jerry a caveman? And Jack a knight. (I think) "I don't get it, why do I have to be the princess?" Kim asked annoyed looking at Alex's costume. "Because, last year I almost killed my brother for making me a princess!" Alex informed her not girly friend.

They all headed for the park. After being through a lot of trouble they finally reached the park. Unfortunate they all had their… well, they were kind of looking a bit strange! Eddie was covered in mud, Jack had run into a tree and gotten a bump, Jerry had been attacked by a porcupine, Kim's hair had taken a though turn and Alex only had one boot left, after getting stuck in a hole in the ground.

They reached the battlefield to see Milton on the ground with a sword pointing to him. Jack grabbed Jerry's axe and sent it flying against Sydney. It knocked the sword out of his hands. The warriors all ran over to the battle field, causing the dark knights to retreat.

"You guys made it!" Milton said when they got over. "This might not be our thing, but if it means something to you then we're with you king Miltonious!" Jack said. "Thank you! Who's the dude with the punched out mallet?" Milton asked motioning to Kim. See turned around, but was confused when she didn't see anyone. "Alright guys hands in," Jack said and they all reached in the hands, "We've got us a grail to capture!" he said and they all yelled "wasabi!" in sync.

(You've all seen this fight, just pretend Alex is in here taking down two guys with her sword! )

Kim's POV

I was standing next to Eddie when I saw the grail fly over us. Milton soon after came running to get it. He catched it and placed it next to ours. "Yeah!" we all yelled when Milton stood up again. "Way to go Milton, you did it!" Jack told him and they kinda shook hands. "No, we did it!" Milton corrected.

"Here you go Milton you've earned your grail…" I trailed off when I saw my reflection in the grail. I looked awful! I'm gonna kill him! "What happened to my hair, Eddie?" I asked after screaming. He didn't answer me, "You are so dead!" I yelled and chased after him.

End of POV

The warriors walked into the dojo after the battle. "Thanks again guys! I know you were embarrassed by those costumes, but you won't have to wear' em again and no one at school will ever have to know!" Milton assured them. "You're right Milton they don't, but they will!" Jack said and smiled.

The guys walked into Seaford High wearing their outfits. The school laughed but they were confident in what they did!

Yes! This chapter is now done! I'm really sorry if there were many mistakes in this chapter! I couldn't make out everything they said, and I was really insecure if I should write by guess, or just skip it. I chose skip, but sorry if there were mistakes anyhow!

Oh and I found it hard writing this chapter because I've written another chapter in another story with Swords and Magic, and I didn't want to copy that!

Please tell me what you thought in a review! I'd be happy to hear, and accept criticism, but haters comments, can go pee, because I think their unnecessary! R&R! Hope you like it, need two reviews for new chapter!

Kim and Alex's outfits are on my profile! Do you like Alex's style? Oh and one more thing before i forget; My next chapter won't be up until the chapter gets two reviews! :)

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