Kickin' it with Alexis
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis. Enjoy yourselves!
Based on the actual series
Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy
Alex's POV
Ok, so I'm used to teachers complaining when we don't practice, that is until I met Rudy of course. Because now I am at practice, supposed to practice, but I'm not… because apparently Rudy is an expert at improvisals, and now he wants to show us a scene. Don't know if you can really trust a free coupon lesson to recognize real talent but, hey, break a leg dude… OK, so Rudy is ze King of France and Jack's the clerk, simple as that.
"Would you care for a chocolate bar? They're king size," Jack said causing all of us to laugh. "We, we," Rudy answered. "Oh, sorry you can't do that here, the bathroom's broken," we started to laugh again, and you could tell Rudy and his talent were getting annoyed. "If you have to go we we, you have to wait till you get back your own throne." Hahah! Man, that's a good one! How can Jack not be laughing right now? All of us are laughing, so Rudy tried to shut us up, but come on, you can't just stop laughing! It's against the laws of humor! Haha, we just kept on laughing, and Rudy stormed out of the dojo and all! ...Still hilarious!
Seaford High
I was at school with my locker when my phone plinged. I took up my phone and it was a text from Kim: Come quick! Milton is freaking out because of his GPA, he failed a baking assignment… No way, Milton can't have failed! He's like good in everything, well apparently not baking, but he failed!? I hurried over to the cafeteria; we had lunch break, and met Kim, Eddie and a sobbing Milton. "Milton how are you?" I asked him sitting down at an empty chair. "I am terrible, thank you! I failed, I failed! I am a disgrace..!" he yelled upset. "Come on Milton, you're not terrible! You're really smart and it doesn't matter if you failed one assignment in one subject!" I assured. "Oh yeah..?" he asked hopeful, "have you failed too?" "Well, not exactly… but you know, let's not talk about me…" his sobs cut me off. "I am a disgrace!" "No Milton, you're NOT! I couldn't have had a better brother; you're like as perfect as anyone can be!" I said feeling really sorry for him - I don't think I've ever seen him this upset!
Kim told me she would talk to the teacher and ask if Milton could retake the test, while Eddie and I would support Milton. He was still upset, but he was much calmer now, he had stopped sobbing for instance… suddenly I saw Kim's silhouette through the window of Falafel Phil's. She came inside and sat down next to me. "Alright Milton, I talked to Mr. … (couldn't hear his name… sorry) at the nurse's office, and in between barfs, he told me you could retake the cake test," Kim said and smiled. "That is awesome, I'm gonna make a new cake and it's gonna be perfect!" Milton's mood was turned upside down or downside up. Then he described the cake as what Kim and I would call a make out session.
End of POV
Kim, Milton, Eddie and Alex were ready to bake a cake. OK, maybe not exactly. Milton hadn't gotten there yet and Alex had to go because she had promised to look at Rudy's audition. When Milton arrived talking all crazy, tyrant chef Alex took that as her cue, "Alright guys, I have to go watch Rudy's audition right now… have fun!" she said and skipped out.
Alex's POV
I hurried to the dojo for Rudy's audition. When I got inside and looked at the clock – I was late, but it didn't look like it had started. I sat down next to Jack. "Hey! Start yet?" I asked although I was pretty sure it hadn't. "Nope, you're just in time!" he answered. The director, I suppose, told Rudy what he should do – take a sip of the drink Pomegranate Pow and then say; now I'm ready to take on the midday Drowsiest. Piece of cake, but Rudy was really nervous. He managed to that a sip, say his line and do a… ok karate move… but I mean, not really impressed.
The director obviously didn't like it that much either. "Alright, we'll be in tough," he said nonchalant and was headed out. I snatched a look at Rudy and felt sorry for him – we'll be in touch, yeah right, I got up from my seat and stopped the director. "No wait! He's got so much more!" I said and managed to make them sit down again before I walked over to Rudy. "Come on Rudy, you can do the battle fusion routine, I'll back ya up!" I said. The battle fusion routine is something Rudy made to bring out the best in us, especially the black belts, it's kind of like a choreographed match where you have to bring out all your skills to attack and defend. "Alright, that's good!" he said and we stepped out on the mat. "We're going to show you a routine I made, called battle fusion," Rudy announced.
We stood there a second… "Eh Rudy, what's going on?" I asked him in a whispery kinda voice. "I can't remember the routine!" he exclaimed upset… in a whispery kinda voice. No! Wow, he must be really psyched about this commercial if he is this nervous! "Alright, I can do the routine with Jack, and you watch, remember, perform, get the role, and play that Po…Pa… yeah that guy I can't remember the name to!" I honestly couldn't remember the name. "Jack!" I called and waved him over. "What's the problem?" he asked us. "I can't remember the move…!" Rudy exclaimed, still in a kinda whispery voice. "If you do it with me, he can copy it afterwards…" I told Jack, he nodded and we got out on the mat. "Ok, Rudy, so just do as I do!" Jack said. "Now I'm ready to take on the midday Drowsiest!" Jack said and started the move.
He threw a punch at me which I grabbed, I flipped him and he landed on his feet, pulling me with him so that I was the one getting flipped, I used one hand to push me over I landed in a bridge. I pulled back my hands only supporting my elf with my feet's sturdy grip on the ground and my "I kinda wish I had six pack". Jack kicked up his left leg trying to hit my back, but I pulled up once again using my "I kinda wish I had six pack". I did a crescent kick and Jack catched it, but I flicked it over and he went into an aerial, I tried to tackle him, but he jumped over my foot, by jumping backwards on his back and using his hands to push up and land on his feet again. (Like he does in dummy dancing when a laser is coming against him, he kinda jumps over it.) I pulled around my feet so that I almost was on my back when I tried to kick Jack, almost like doing a crescent kick which each foot, just while you lay at your back. Since it didn't hit I got up on my legs again. I went into a spinning hooking kick, while he jumped into a front handspring over me. I turned around knowing there was a medium aimed roundhouse kick coming at me soon. I saw the kick coming and jumped over it with a 270 scissor jump. He threw a punch at me, I blocked it with my elbow while Jack grabbed my other arm and gently pulled. I spun around and "fell" in a 60 degrees angle with only jack's grip holding me back up. Btw. if anyone thinks I just messed up the move, that's supposed to happen!
He pulled me up again and we did a handshake, our special little handshake. Jack walked off the mat and Rudy came back onto it. He was ready to start when the director cut in. "Alright, audition's over. Jack, you got the part, and you – we'll find a role for you!" he announced. "What!?" Jack, Rudy and I exclaimed shocked. "You guys were sensational! See you Saturday on set pomegranate man, and yeah, we'll have your role ready for Saturday!" he said and walked off with his crew. "Wow, Rudy, that director's an idiot, you're perfect for that role," Jerry said supportingly putting an arm around Rudy's shoulder. "Jack, Alex, that director's a genius! You guys are perfect for the parts!" he said switching over to us. Yeah right, he doesn't even know what part the director was talking about. "Jerry, you're such a fake!" I exclaimed ad he walked us out of the dojo.
Later that day I walked into the dojo again with Jack and Jerry. "Why are the lights off in here?" Jack asked, good question! As we walked in the lights switched on and we all turned around. Rudy… he started clapping, "Look who just walked in. if it isn't Hollywood's new IT couple, duo, duet, casais, cupluri!" Rudy spit out. "Rudy, why were you sitting alone in the dark?" Jack asked simply not caring, me though, I's surprised Rudy actually knew how to say couple in Portuguese and Rumanian! "It's only dark in here because you turned off my star!" Rudy replied, "Was it burning a little too bright for ya?"Rudy, we were just trying to help you!" I exclaimed, don't he get it? "How? By stealing my career?" Rudy asked us. "What career? I've had zits that lasted longer than your career!" Jack exclaimed. "Zits… now that's fresh and funny," Jerry said. He was so sucki… "Stop sucking up Jerry, yesterday you told me I was fresh and funny!" Rudy exclaimed. "Yesterday Rudy, yesterday," Jerry said matter-of –factly. He put an arm around our shoulders and started walking, how is it that we're always walking away from Rudy?
"You always have to be the star Jack!" Rudy broke out, "that's why you sabotashed my improve exercise, ruined my photo shoot and took the role that I was born to play; pomegranate guy…" "Man," I corrected. "Pomegranate man..." he quickly said. "Rudy, I don't even wanna be in that stupid commercial," Jack assured. "Good, cause I forbid you from taking it!" Rudy called after us. Uh oh! Jack hates people telling him what he can and can't do! "Excuse me? You can't forbid me from doing anything! You know what? Now I'm gonna do that commercial, and if you have a problem with it, talk to my people!" Jack said and stomped out. "I can't believe it! You stole my people!" Rudy exclaimed. I jogged out after Jack.
"Hey, are you really doing that commercial?" I asked him. "Yeah, of course, if I say I'll do it, I'll do it!" he answered, "wanna grab a bit?" He pointed at Falafel Phil's. I nodded, "Sure," Phil has like terrible food, but there are too many good…and not so good memories about this place! "You know, Rudy really wanted the part," I said as we stood in line. "I know, but he pushed me… you know I hate when people tell me what I can and can't do! Besides – I was just trying to help him on the audition," he defended. And I know that, actually I don't blame him, but I just felt sorry for Rudy. "I understand…and I don't really blame you, but should you really do the commercial? You said so yourself that you didn't wanna do it," I reminded him. "Thanks…but, no, I don't really wanna do it, but I said it so I have to," he said simply as we reached the counter. We ordered and sat down at a table. "Alright, so I know that you're kinda stubborn, but…" "Heey! I am not stubborn!" Jack protested. "Oh no, of course not… whatever makes you sleep at night," I joked and we both chuckled a bit. "Anyway…it's just that, you know what if goes to your head, mister talk to my people," I said and copied his "talk to my people" line towards Rudy. "Come on, I'll manage!" he said not taking it serious. Come on, I know that things like that can go to people's heads and make them… well, just listen. "Well, maybe, I just don't want an arrogant prig friend," I said and tilted my head. "Well, you're doing the commercial, right?" he asked me. "Ehm, not planning to, no," I said, you know I guess I wouldn't have anything against it if I was doing it myself… "Why not? I can't do it alone!" he exclaimed. "I don't want it to go to my head…" I said nonchalant. "Come Alex, it won't, you're too smart, and down to earth, I don't know, but you have to do it!" he almost begged. "OK, I don't know thanks? But, I actually don't have to do it," I teased. "Please," he said pitching his voice. I didn't answer. "Pretty please," no response. "Oh why won't you do it? Ok, well I know that… I don't really wanna do the commercial, and now I'm gonna have to do it alone, what kind of friend are you?" I could the fake hurt voice, but I had to say something. "I'm that kind of friend who would like to stay "I don't know" down to earth," I said imitating the way he sound when he said I was too smart, flattering by the way. Oh no! Oh no! Close your eyes! Stay strong! My biggest weakness…the puppy eyes… "Argh, Jack that's unfair, you know I can't resist puppy eyes!" I yelled at him causing everyone inside Falafel Phil's to look at me. "…fine, I'll do it," I whispered ignoring all the strange looks I got. "Yes!" Jack celebrated and I rolled my eyes, couldn't he just drop the commercial?
So I got down to the set for the commercial with Jack and Jerry, although I actually didn't want to. Ok, so I was wearing a red dress ending right above the knee, with a golden belt and a "P" on the chest. Oh and don't forget the gold cape and a little golden tiara in my hair, which was now waved for the commercial. "How are you feeling?" Jerry asked us. "I feel like a guy this ripped shouldn't have to come here sitting in a bike basket," I chuckled. (Does he say that? wasn't entirely sure…) "Ah, Jack, Alex, let's go over the concept. The whole city is being brought down by a big dark cloud, called the midday Drowsies," the director said. "Right, then we fly in and bibbidi boddedi boo, we take him down and yeah that's basically it," I said nonchalant, this commercial probably won't persuade a lot of people to by that drink. "Alright, now it's time for you guys to meet you mortal enemy, the Drowsies," the director announced. We saw this man wearing…cotton, strolling in… dun dun dun daah… guess who that was; Rudy! "Hello Pomegranate guy," Rudy said still angry at Jack. "Man," I corrected once again. "Man…" Rudy fixed again.
"I can't believe you're the Drowsies," Jack and I said in sync. "Don't be afraid kiddos, I'll try not to overshadow you," Rudy assured. "Kind of hard to be afraid of someone wearing a cloud tutu," Jack said. Well, true, but I cannot believe how much fuzz they've made because of this commercial! Anyway the commercial started, or they started filming. If you want a quick review of the supposed commercial, you don't really need it because, Rudy = bad guy, we = good guys, fight, we win, everyone's happy, that's really all you need. Anyway it didn't turn out as much of a commercial because Rudy and Jack, and I mean it – I had nothing to do with it, started a fight.
Jerry and I just sat there not bothering to do anything. It was so freaking boring! OK, so I flipped, "Shut up both of you!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. They both looked at me, way to get their attention. "Why are you so set on this commercial, I don't get why you can't just be friends, stay friends, and turn out friends, it's not that hard!" "What?" they both asked, I just rolled my eyes. "Rudy, you could've jumped on another commercial, understood that we were only trying to help you, and avoided humiliation by wearing that thing, and Jack, you didn't wanna do it, why couldn't you just swallow your pride this one time? I understand you both, but only half ways, one thing I don't understand is why you… boys in general, can't meet at the middle way? It's only fair!" I said and stomped out. A little later I came in again because I realized I had walked the wrong direction. "Man that would have been so much cooler if I had taken the right direction in the first place!" I yelled annoyed in myself.
After changing into my normal clothes I walked out and was ready for a good walk home in the fresh air. I was about ten minutes from home when I heard someone running up behind me. They placed a hand on my shoulder and in reflex I grabbed it before I twisted it by turning around, but the person grabbed my other arm and pulled. I spun around and landed 60 degrees over the ground with only a hand holding me up; Jack! "Show off!" I joked. I know Jack is better than me in karate, but I don't like admitting it… "Swallow your pride," Jack said mocked. And just when I said I didn't like to admit he was better than me in karate. "Haha," I said as he pulled me up, and yes I said it, there was no laughing. "Look, I just wanted to tell you that you were right," he said. "Well, how long did it take for you to realize that?" I asked and kept on walking. He followed after me, "Oh, come on Alex, it's just the way I am," he said and almost started jogging to keep up. "Well, and this is the way I am," I said and sped up my pace, I'm a fast walker! "Alex, I know I shouldn't have done the commercial, Rudy and I have settled everything and I wanted to thank you!" he yelled running in front of me. I stopped for a second, now they've really swallowed their pride! "Seriously?" I asked him in slight disbelief. "Yes, I know it was a stupid choice, so thank you for keeping us real," Jack said more calmly. "You're welcome," I said when I realized he honestly apologized and regretted it all. You know, it didn't really go out on me, but it made me mad that the two of them were angry at each other and could lose their friendship. "So, you forgive?" Jack asked hopefully. "Of course," I said as we hugged, "it's just good to know that you and Rudy are friends again, oh and besides that has gotta be the frist time you admitted you was wrong and I was right so… yeah, defiantly forgiven!" we both laughed, but honest I think it was the first time! "Wonder how Milton's doing! He was so freaked out by his grade!" I said remembering him. "Oh yeah, he was really upset!" Jack said. "Raise ya to my house?" I asked him ready to make a run for it. "Nah, I don't know…" Jack said and I stopped up. "Jack, you've never turned down a raise against m…" I said as he all of a sudden started running. "Oh dang Brewer!" I yelled as I started sprinting as fast as I could to catch up with him. it's so unfair, he's a little faster than me…
End of POV
When they got to Alex's house, Jack was still in the lead. "Jack Brewer that was unfair! My legs are dying!" Alex yelled at him almost out of breath, mostly because she didn't win. Jack smirked, "well, let me make it up to you…" he said as he picked her up and lifted her over to the door. Alex was kicking with her legs. "Put me down Jack!" she demanded "As you wish," Jack said and pretended to drop her. "Ok, may you please put me gently down on the ground on my feet so I will have no risk of injuring myself, or you…because if you drop me I'm not the one going to the hospital," Alex said with a sweet voice. Jack chuckled a bit and put her down as she commanded. "Thanks," Alex said as she unlocked the door and they stepped inside.
"Hey Milton," Alex called for her brother. "I'm here," they both heard from the living room. Jack and Alex walked in to see the baking trio sitting in the sofa. "What happened?" they both asked in sync as they saw the exhausted gang. "Long story," they sighed, Jack and Alex sat down on some empty chairs. "Ok… well, what did you get on the cake teat?" Alex asked her brother. "Well, it certainly wasn't an A… I got a D," he said kinda upset, but he was taking it much better than his first grade. "There's nothing wrong with a D!" Alex assured him. "Yeah, I get them all the time in science… and math," Jack filled in causing everyone to laugh.
Yeah, yeah that's it! Please tell me what you thought, and check my profile for Alex's clothes and yeah… see you in next chap?