Milton's twin sister

by Synnen

Alexis Campbell's mother married Milton Krupnik's dad. They were both born on the same date the same year and are considered fraternal twins. They have about one thing in common, they are both very smart. Jack is new at school. The warriors are the first people he meet and they become bestfriends. How will their adventured be affected by Milton's sister? T to be safe. Jack/OC

12. Kung Fu Cop

Kickin' it with Alexis

Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis. Enjoy yourselves!

Based on the actual series

Seaford High

"I got it, guys I got it!" Jack yelled running over to his friends. "The line at game player was a mile long, I didn't get any sleep, but it was worth it! I am the proud owner of Kung Fu Cop 77!" Jack exclaimed showing the boys his game. "Nice," They all said. "I know what you have to go through when there's a hot new game on the market, I had to wait two hours when the French horn hero came out," Milton told the others. "There was a line for French horn hero?" Eddie asked in disbelief. "Haha, no, there was a line of jocks waiting to find out who was gonna buy it!" Alex said shaking her head. "Hey guys!" Kim said as she walked past the other warriors. "Hey Kim," they answered. "Yo Eddie, I heard Stacy Wiseman in your gym class really likes you," Jerry told Eddie. "She likes me? I'm gonna ask her out," Eddie smiled. "Do you even know who she is?" Jack smirked, "No but she's a girl and that's my type," Eddie raised his eyebrows. Jack looked at him with an expression that said O-kaay. "Don't ask me how I know, cause I'm not reviling my sources," Jerry said cocky, "Let's just say I know people, I'm dialed in!" "You can ask us…" Alex said knowing what Jerry's source was. "He accidently walked into the girl's bathroom and heard her talking," Kim said causing her friends to smile at Jerry. "Whatever Kim, my point is I had my ear to the ground," Jerry informed. "You had your ear to the ground because security tackled you for being in the girl's bathroom," Alex said leaning up from her locker. Jerry pretended not to know what the girls were talking about.

"Wow Kim that necklace is just the ugliest, creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life," Jerry said, when Kim removed her scarf reviling a necklace. "Can I have it?" he suddenly lit up. "No you can't have it! My aunt Francine gave me some of her jewelry from the seventies; she's staying with us so I have to wear it. She calls this necklace the dragon's eye, and says it has magical powers," Kim said smacking Jerry's hand. "Oh, it's pretty cool," her friends said. "She also says she's engaged to the Paul Brevier (I have no idea what kinda statue she said it was…sorry) statue at the library," Kim said causing the guys to drop that magical power theory.

Rrrrrrrr It was the school bell, "Alright, time for gym class!"Eddie said, "I'm gonna show Stacy Wiseman, what I've got!" he ripped off his pants causing the others to look away. "My mom says I'm not gonna have these legs forever, so baby I'm gonna use 'em!" Eddie said as he ran to gym.

Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy

Jack walked into the dojo together with Milton yawning. "Well, I got to first base with Stacy Wiseman," Eddie said not looking too happy. "Ah, I told you my sources were right!" Jerry exclaimed walking over. "Not exactly, we were playing softball, I asked her out and she hit me with first base!" Eddie exclaimed annoyed. "Turns out she likes Dean Hubbard," Eddie explained upset. "That's the guy who stole my bike!" Milton exclaimed. "Why do girls always go for bad boys?" Eddie asked not getting it. "Because sometimes they give 'em bikes that used to belong to other people," Milton said and stomped out on the mat.

Rudy came out of the dojo, his mouth covered by a magazine. "Ok everyone, I've not shaved in over a month, behold my full blown manstache!" Rudy said and removed the cover. "My aunt Connie has a thicker manstache," Jack snickered, Rudy giving him a glare and he stopped. "Oh, it's cute! Like a little moldy shoelace," Kim giggled coming over. "Cute? This is the same mustache that Bobby Wasabi has. It really started bushing out when I tried this; Dr. Follicle's hair fertilizer, is the beard and mustache grower indorsed by lumber jacks, bikers and rabbis!" Rudy said showing them a bottle.

"Eh, Jack?" Kim noticed their martial arts expert friend sleeping. "I've got this one," Alex smirked. "Fire!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. "Where?" Jack yelled as he hit his head in the locker. "Haha, just kidding'" Alex giggled. "Ha-ha," Jack said sarcastically, "I'm sorry, it's just I was up all night playing Kung Fu Cop 77, you go back in time with Bobby and play a …. (Don't know what he's saying) super freak, I took out eight ninjas with just one disco ball," Jack told his friends. "Wait, so now you haven't slept for two days in a row?" Eddie asked. "Ah, so what, let's spar Milton," Jack said and brought Alex out on the floor. "I know we're twins, but we don't look like each other…at all!" Alex exclaimed. Alex sparred with him instead.

Jack did a front kick. Alex blocked the weak kick, from the elsewhere strong Jack. He sent a high punch at her; Alex grabbed it and brought both the hand and Jack close to her face. "If you don't get some sleep, you will get seriously hurt!" Alex told her friend and dropped his hand, causing Jack to fall to the ground too. "Jack, go to my office, lay down and take a nap!" Rudy instructed his tired student. "Rudy I'm fine, tell him Eddie," Jack said and put an arm around Jerry's shoulders. "Oh no, I'm Jerry… the good looking one," Jerry stroke his cheek cocky. "Jack I'm telling you, go to my office and lay down!" Rudy instructed once more. "Rudy you can't tell me what to do," Jack said, he hated when people told him what to do! "I can in this dojo, I'm your sensei, and I'm telling you to go lay down!" Rudy exclaimed. "But…" Jack was cut off by Alex. "Jack, I'm the one who sparred with you, and I'm sure even Milton could take you down in the condition you're in right now! No offence bro," "Fine…!" Jack said and walked into Rudy's office.

"But while I'm in there, I hope nothing happens to your secret stash of cashews!" Jack said opening the office door. "Huh, how did you know about my secret stash of…?" Rudy exclaimed, "Oh the cashews, help yourself," Rudy said going over to the mat.

Jack hadn't been long in the office, when he yelled to the warriors that he would watch a movie instead.

The dream

"Get up hair bag!" Eddie yelled at Jack. Eddie didn't have much hair though, and he looked old. "Eddie?" Jack asked confused. "It's chief Eddie to you, if I wanted to stay a long head bucket of drool, I'd go home and wake up my wife!" Eddie yelled. "Now come with me!" Eddie yelled and Jack got up from the couch. The dojo was filled with stuff from the 70, even the people and their clothing, even Jack! "Jack put his hand to his ear, why are you shouting?" he asked his chief, when he yelled out that the number one kung fu cop was outside. "It's the seventies everything's loud," Eddie yelled as response. "Look at your shirt, see that? LOUD!" he yelled angry.

"Bobby this is your new partner!" Eddie informed Bobby, our Rudy. "This kid's my new partner?" he asked looking at Jack. "I'm a butt kicker, not a baby sitter!" Bobby exclaimed. "I don't need a babysitter, paps," Jack said popping the p's. "Who are you calling paps?" Bobby asked spitting the words back. "I'm old enough to be your father, oh wait that actually makes sense," Bobby said thinking over his words. "Come on punk, you wanna piece of this?" Bobby asked the rookie, "Yeah, I do! Maybe it's time somebody put you in place," he answered getting into fighting stance. "Let's dance," Bobby said waving Jack on. Some music kicked on they started to dance. "Wow, wow back off, both of you!" Eddie rushed over and stopped them. "This is a police dojo, not a disco!" he exclaimed, "You two better figure out a way to work together! I'm going to lunch, I said LUNCH!" the chief yelled and the guys stopped fighting and started arguing.

"My name is Snowflake Jones and I've been robbed!" a girl said entering the dojo. "Snowflake, you've come to the right place, I'll help you. My name's Jack, check out my hair," he said leading Snowflake to a table. "Usually I don't trust the flies, but I'm digging your vibe!" she said chewing her gum. "Well I hope your digging; cause under this vibe is a layer of groove!" Jack said flashing his shirt. "Urgh, are you done love train. I'll help this helpless kitten who lost her mitten," Bobby said taking over. "This kitten has claws," Snowflake exclaimed breaking a table.

The police officers were on the case. They headed into Falafel Phil's dancing, or grooving. "This is the loose lip's diner," Bobby told his partners, "It's were all the snitched hang out," he said looking around. "Ah, I heard about this place, it's got a really far out secret sauce," Snowflake said walking closer to the counter. "It's just ketchup and mayonnaise with a hint of paprika," a guy whispered to them, "But you didn't hear it from me," he said before turning back to his food. He got hit in the head with a loaf, for telling. "That's Laboca, if somebody took your dragon's eye necklace, he'll know," Bobby said, "I'll get this bird to sing," Jack started talking to a bird. "Get outta the way!" Bobby yelled. "Laboca," he said, Laboca started running but Bobby caught him. "I know that you know what I wanna know, and I want you to know that I know it! You know?" he exclaimed lifting him up against a wall. "No," he said scared. Jack then pinned him at the wall, threatening him.

Snowflake had Laboca pinned at the wall. "What are you doing mommy?" he asked. "Listen sucker, if my dragon's eye necklace falls into the wrong hands the whole world can be in danger! Can you dig it?" Kim asked. "Calm down muscle mama, I've got a girl – she can make anyone talk" Laboca exclaimed. Snowflake knocked him into the wall one more time. "Hey granny, let him down!" a voice called from the door, it was Alex, or "Mercy, glad you came," Laboca exclaimed, Snowflake still holding him, "Mercy!" "Grandma, I said let go of my man!" Mercy yelled throwing Snowflake back. "This is Mercy, like you'll be begging for Mercy!" Laboca said kissing her cheek. (Short input from Jack's thoughts; this is the worst dream ever! How can Alex be dating Jerry!?) "I know who she is, she's my cousin. You took my necklace, didn't you?" "No, I didn't!" Mercy snapped. "I don't believe you! You were probably jealous and took it," Snowflake said fully convinced Mercy was the thief. "Listen missy, just because I'm not hanging around the fancy class, no offense hun, I didn't take your necklace, it's like the ugliest thing evah!" Mercy spat out. "Are you expecting me to believe that? After what happened in…" "Hey Snowflake, let's not jump to such conclusions," Jack said and winked at Mercy, which rolled her eyes at him. Bobby stepped forward, "Laboca knows where the dragon's eye necklace is," he said walking forward ready for a fight. "Ok pap's, you're not worth our time," Mercy said crossing her arms. Jack stepped forward, "What is worth your time?" he asked. "Let me check…a clock… the necklace was flashed at the hot new club; School!" she said and Laboca made a hush-ing sound. "Wait," he called, "Every time I'm a part of snitching I can't stop, you don't have to wait an hour to go swim after you eat, hah!" he said, "Oh, and the tooth fairy is actually just your…" he didn't get to finish because Bobby didn't want to hear it. "Get in the car Laboca, we need you to take us to the School," Jack said grabbing Laboca's collar. "Okay, okay, but I'm gonna try to escape at the first stop, dang, why do I love snitching so much?" Laboca asked himself frustrated. "Hey officer, calm down," Mercy yelled grabbing his collar.

School

They all walked in, "Wow, the school house rocks!" Snowflake said looking around. "Who are all the cats here to see?" she asked. "The hero with the French horn," Laboca told her, "Milty Moondust, he can blow notes that sound like a walrus passing gas in a steel drum," he explained. "My old lady makes the same sound when she bends down to pick up the newspaper, today's headline; clear the room," Bobby said and the others kept looking stranger and stranger at the man. The crowd started cheering, and they realized Milty had entered the stage. "Hello earthlings, I bring you in to steal the groove," he said and started to blow his horn. "Look around Snowflake; do you see your necklace?" Bobby asked the girl. "There's a lot of flying neck candy, but I don't see the dragon's eye anywhere," she said still chewing that gum. "Hello, trying to rock the house here, I don't come to your house and ruin your groovy French horn solos," Milty said annoyed over the squads noise. "Can it space boy, this is an important police investigation. We're looking for the Dragon's eye necklace," Bobby said, "Oh; well in that case, show's over. Rock and roll!" he yelled and tried to run in his platform shoes.

Bobby, Snowflake and Laboca ran after him. Mercy noticed Jack take off in another direction and followed after him. Jack caught Milty, and threw him into some trash cans. "Okay Milty spill it, what are you hiding?" he asked. "I can't hide anything, I'm in spandex!" Milton said annoyed. "He won't talk," Jack said. "Yes he will!" Mercy said. "You've gotta watch this, she doing her thing!" Laboca said looking at his girlfriend. "Tell me where the necklace is!" she said grabbing his collar. "Never!" he yelled. Mercy looked him in his eyes, before a smirk grew on her face. "You better tell me, or your spandex will be hiding a horn!" she yelled and picked up his French horn. "Fine I'll talk!" he said not wanting to risk his horn. "I saw a dude with your necklace, he asked me to play a private gig later at his lava lamp factory," Milty said. "Impressive," Jack complimented, Mercy tipped her head as a mix of thanks and just a response. "If you know what's good for you…" Milty cut off Jack, "Oh, I do vitamin C, eight hours of sleep and leafy vegetables," he said counting on his fingers. "Let me finish, if you know what's good for you…you'll take us there," Jack said. "Oh that, yeah sure!" Milty answered careless. "To ma spaceship," he exclaimed looking into the air. "And by spaceship I mean my sisters bike," Milty admitted. They all headed for the bike.

Luskin's lava lamp factory

All of them walked into the lava lamp factory. Suddenly the lights kicked on. "Well, well, well," it was chief Eddie, "Look what the cat dragged in," he said standing on a podium."Chief Eddie?" Bobby asked. "I told you to not to take this case, but you didn't listen did ya?" he said holding his bird. "Chief you're the evil mastermind?" Jack asked. "Chief permanently off duty, I've got your necklace. You know why? Cause I'm a bad boy," Eddie said staring into the open air. "We're bad alright, I don't mean bad in a good way like the kids have recently begun to say!" Bobby pointed out. "This necklace gave me the power to get everything I ever wanted; money, women, cars and my falcon Todo," Eddie said brushing his falcon. "Give it up Eddie, it's a stuffed pigeon!" Jack yelled. Eddie was shocked and the women next to him covered the "falcon's" ears. "You've got something that belongs to this, foxy mama," Jack said pointing at Snowflake. "You just made my mood ring turn red!" she said fluffing her hair. "Do you mind? Battling an evil mastermind here," Bobby exclaimed. "We want the dragon's eye and we want it right now!" He yelled. "You mean this?" I don't think so," Eddie flashed his necklace before clapping his hands. All of a sudden ninjas jumped in.

Everyone hid except for Bobby and Jack, and one more. "Check it out; my girl will kick some butt!" Laboca said as Mercy started fighting off some guys. At first there were four guys surrounding Bobby and Jack. Mercy sent a flying kiss at Laboca before she kicked one of the ninjas. That's what really kicked off the fight. Jack and Rudy had this almost synchronized fighting while Mercy did her thing.

(You've all seen this fight, Bobby and Jack!)

There came a guy at Mercy, she dodged, kicking him in the stomach with a spinning back kick. A guy came lunging at her, but she grabbed him and flipped him onto the floor. She went at a guy with a sliding hooking kick, causing the ninja to get wailed in the head times two.

Mercy turned around to see a guy grabbing Jack. "Jack!" she yelled. Mercy ran over grabbing Jack's arm pulling him out of the ninja's grip, before they both did a sidekick, causing the ninja to fly into some boxes. "You know Mercy you really make 'em beg for mercy, ever think of joining the force?" Jack asked her. "Haha, this is one chick that can't be caged," she laughed. "Well, I'd wish you'd give It a second consideration," Jack said when they was about to head back to the others, for the moment they were out of sight. "Wait, there's something I've been giving a second consideration," Mercy said and Jack stopped. "I'm not sure if Laboca is…" she started out, but she never finished her sentence, Jack leant in and kissed her. A moment later they pulled away, "We've gotta get back to the others," Mercy stammered and shook of what just had happened, even though she did enjoy it. "Not bad for a rookie," Bobby told Jack, "Not bad for an old man," he answered his partner. They shook hands and did this handshake. "We've wasted enough time; don't tell me you'll let him get away now, when we had him!" Mercy said with attitude. Jack climbed up some boxes, catching up with Eddie. "Give it up Eddie, hand over the necklace!" he yelled. "If I can't have the dragon's eye, no one can!" Eddie yelled and threw the necklace over the edge. "Is it just me or is that thing falling really slow?" Laboca asked looking at the necklace. "No babe, it is," Mercy answered. The necklace landed on a pipe. Jack started to make his way out to it, balancing on the pipe. "Jack it's too dangerous, that pipe won't hold your weight!" Bobby said looking up. "I know what I'm doing!" Jack yelled down. Mercy started climbing the boxes. "Jack, I'm in charge and I order you off that pipe!" Bobby yelled angrily. "No one tells me what to do!" Jack yelled back, holding onto some chains. He picked up the necklace and threw it to Snowflake. Just then the chains broke, and the pipe collapsed. "Jack!" Mercy yelled, from the banister of the podium. "Oh man, he's falling as slow too!" Laboca said pointing at Jack. "I should've listened!" Jack yelled.

End of dream

"I-I should've listened, I should've listened!" Jack yelled from the coach, all the warriors gathered around him. "Jack, Jack! Wake up!" Rudy yelled snapping Jack out of his sleep. "Oh, huh, I just had the craziest dream!" Jack said looking at his friends. "You were there, and you where there, you where there, and you were there, we all had really bad hair," Jack pointing to each of his friends. "Except for you Alex… and Kim!" Jack said looking at the girls. "Your hair looked kinda pretty," Jack admitted. "Eh, thanks I guess," Alex said and smiled. "Wow, that's weird, my mood ring just turned red!" Kim said looking at her ring. "What?" Jack exclaimed standing up. "My aunt gave it to me, with the necklace," Kim said. "Where is your necklace?" Jack asked. "I lost it, she's gonna freak out," Kim said and sat down.

Eddie came storming through the door, "Kim, I found your necklace just over at Falafel Phil's," he said handing it to Kim. "Thanks," she exclaimed. "And the strangest thing, I bumped into Stacy Wiseman, and she asked me out," Eddie told his friends. "Maybe Kim's necklace has magical powers after all!" Jerry snickered. "Come on, it's just a necklace, it can't have magical powers!" Jack said and grabbed the necklace. It winked. Jack's eyes widened. "I'm gonna go home, I think I may need some more sleep, see you guys!" Jack said and headed out the door.

"Haha, what was that about?" Alex asked peeking out the door. "Nothing," Jack said and arranged his bag. "Ok, so I'm curious, what was all the I should've listened, I should've listened! Thing about?" Alex asked walking out. "Bad dream," Jack said. "Ok, if you won't tell me…" Alex said leaning into the door. "It's not that…" Jack said closing his locker. "Ok, so how did I look?" she asked crossing her arms. "Usual…" Jack said casually. "So, I have pretty hair?" she asked smirking. "No, that's not what I meant," Jack said. "Well, so I do not have pretty hair," Alex said pouting her lips a little. "NO, that's really not what I meant!" Jack said lifting up his bag. "Well, what did you mean?" Alex asked twisting the words out of him. "You know, this is unfair, because you're good at quick replies!" Jack said lifting one eyebrow. Alex laughed, "It's alright, I'm not gonna bother you more!" Alex said and smiled. "Oh, but one thing you might wanna know…" Jack started, "…You were dating Jerry." "I was what!?" she asked looking kinda disgusted, "come on that's the second worst which could have happened!" "What's the worst?" Jack asked leaning towards the arch. "Well, Milton," she said casually. "Figures," Jack chuckled, "what's the best?" Alex stopped in her steps for a second and looked at the floor, "Well, he's not standing too far away." As she said it she put a hand on Jack's shoulder before walking out the doors.

Jack's POV

Well, you should only know Alex… because we kissed…

Alex's POV

I cannot believe I just said that! Why did I do it? I mean will he think that I'm fancying him? And it's not like his cockiness needed the boost! Why couldn't I have used my brain and thought about it before I said it out loud!? Argh! Yeah, yeah, whatever… life must go on…

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