Kickin' it with Alexis
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis. Enjoy yourselves!
Based on the actual series
Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy
Jack walked into the dojo with his skateboard and helmet. "Hey guys, we did a great job decorating! Our Halloween festival tonight is gonna be a blast!" he said walking over to Kim, Eddie and Alex. "Yeah, but can we please change the name from boo-stravaganza," Kim said not feeling it. "No way, I came up with that! The boo part is scary, stravaganza is fancy talk for party," Eddie said disagreeing. "Well, I wouldn't really consider 'boo' scary," Alex said rolling her eyes.
"So eh Jack, you know the Halloween legend about our dojo right?" Kim asked. "What legend?" Jack clearly not knowing the legend. "This place wasn't always a dojo. It used to be a butcher shop called Myer's Meats," Kim informed. "On a hot summer's day you can still smell the brisket wafting of the mats," Eddie said holding on to his bo staff. "I always thought that smell was Jerry," Jack smirked. "Yeah, me too!" Alex said joining the conversation. "You don't know the legend either?" Jack asked. "No, no I don't…" she answered indifferent. "Eight years ago on a Halloween night Mr. Myers was teaching his apprentice how to make sausages," Kim told both Jack and Alex. "Oh the sausages apprentice huh?" Jack asked, Alex smirked at his comment. "That's right, apparently he did something Myers didn't like, words were exchanged, pork started flying, Myers snapped, picked up a meat mallet, when it was over, his apprentice was dead," Kim said squeaking the last part. "He was dead, deader than dead, he was so dead…" "Ok, thank you Eddie," Kim said cutting him off. "The legend is his headless body still haunts this dojo," Kim said to both her friends. "Stop trying to scare us, it's not gonna happen, right?" Jack stated, before asking Alex. "Uh huh, you've gotta do better," Alex added. "It's him, the sausages apprentice!" Eddie exclaimed, both him and Kim looked scared. "I'll take care of this," Jack said and grabbed Eddie's bo staff. "No, no, no, n-no!" Kim exclaimed, "Milton's in there!" she yelled when Jack started hitting a moving dummy. "He's what?" Alex asked looking at the dummy. "See," Eddie said taking of his mask. "Boo," Milton tried sheepishly. "Good bye Milton," Jack said, put on him the mask again, and blew… Milton fell backwards unable keep his balance.
Seaford High
"That psycho butcher story you made up yesterday was pretty cool Kim," Jack said as all the warriors, except for Jerry sat down at a table. "Not to Jerry, he actually started having nightmares about it…we told him it was based on an actual legend," Kim and Milton did a short handshake. "And that one Halloween night Myers will come back, and bad things will happen to whoever touches," Eddie said making a weird voice. "Why are you guys trying to scare Jerry?" Jack asked not getting the big deal. "Hallo, it's Halloween, it's what you're supposed to do," Kim said matter-of-factly. "Hallo, whatever?" Alex asked shrugging. "Whatever?" Kim asked fake hurt. "I just don't see why you're so into Halloween," she said not caring. "Does this mean you don't use to dress up?" Kim asked even more 'hurt.' "Yes, it does...I did when I was a kid though," Alex said taking a sip of her juice. "Can I choose your costume this year? Cause you're gonna have to dress up," Kim asked rubbing her hands together. "I was gonna say yes, but because of that look, imma go with… no!" Alex said not liking the look on Kim's face. "Arm wrestling, I win and I choose your costume, you win and you choose mine?" Kim asked putting her arm on the table. "Let's see…no," Alex said after a minute thought.
"So, I hear you guys are hosting boo-stravaganza at the mall, sure hope nothing happens," Frank in the black dragons said, his herd backing him up. "What's that supposed to mean, Frank?" Milton asked them. "What's that supposed to mean, Frank?" Frank imitated him. "Hey, we spent a lot of time and energy at this party, so I hope you guys aren't thinking of trying anything, cause if you remember when you try things, it usually doesn't go too well," Jack said standing up. "Oh," Alex background-sounded the silence between the dragons. "Maybe you should take your sister trick or treating," Kim said in a cute voice. "Maybe I will, she's gonna be a princess this year, and she's gonna be adorable," Frank said walking off.
Marge went over to Eddie. She asked him about pumpkins. "…Yes, I want all the girls to see I'm an expert pumpkin carver!" Eddie said. "Yeah because that's what all the girls want, rock stars, quarterbacks and pumpkin carvers," Alex teased. Eddie gave her a look, "Sorry," she quickly ate her words.
Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy
Alex's POV
I was in the dojo with Jerry and helped him with some boxes. Suddenly Rudy came in sighing. He wouldn't let any of us out. "Excuse me Rudy, I've gotta get these decorations outside," Jerry said trying to pass him. Rudy continued to sigh. "Oh I get it, if I don't ask why you're sighing you're not gonna let me outside," Jerry said and put down the box, "so, why are you sighing?" "Glad you asked me that Jerry, I'm sighing because I was just shot with an arrow," Rudy said smiling. "Eh, who shot you with an arrow?" I asked walking over with my box. "He's about yay big, quiver on his back, wears a diaper," Rudy said walking past us. "Oh crazy Steve down at the car wash?" Jerry asked, I rolled my eyes and walked outside. I went over to the others and helped them decorate.
"If witches have all these magic powers, why are they so ugly?" Jack asked looking at a witch picture. "Yeah I know, if I was a witch I'd go poof rich and beautiful," Kim said pointing at her head. "Guys you're not gonna believe it, Myers the butcher's back and he touched me, horrible things are gonna happen," Jerry said looking at his hand, probably where he touched him. But is Myers seriously in our dojo? Wasn't that just a legend, is someone messing with him? "First of all, calm down, second of all show me on this witch where he touched you," my brother said holding up a witch. "I'm going to church!" Jerry said and started running. "Jerry!" I called and jogged after him. No use though, about ten seconds and he was lost in the horizon. I turned back around. There was a clown trying to hand Jack a coupon, but he ran off inside – he's afraid of clowns…I did not see that coming! I jogged back over, and saw Frank staring at the guys, and what just happened. He looked shocked, and amazed. He made a call when Kim and Milton walked after Jack. "Frank, what are you doing?" I asked walking up behind him. "Eh Alex…Nothing," he quickly replied and ran off.
I ran into the dojo and saw Jack walked over to a bench, from a dummy. "It's true ok, clowns make me freak out," he said sitting down. "Oh you weren't just freaked out, you acted like Milton every time he reads a popup book," Kim said pointing at my brother. "Hey, some of those things just come right at you!" Milton said defending himself. "Come on, if you're scared of something, it can really get to you!" I said sitting down in front of Jack, at the floor. "What happened?" I asked him "It was my fifth birthday, my parents hired a clown, but they didn't hire a very good one," Jack explained.
End of POV
"You killed a clown?" Kim asked shocked over Jack's explanation. "Well I thought I did, turns out he was lightheaded from blowing up too many balloon animals," Jack answered her.
"And from that moment on I've been terrified of clowns," Jack said after pouring out the whole story. "After that story I am too," Milton said. "Since then I just avoid them, I know where every clown in the city lives; …" Jack told them how he kept track of them, since they travelled in the same car. "Well, I don't want to be a party spoiler, but I think the black dragons might use this against us…" I said "What, why are you saying that?" Kim asked me looking at me. "I saw Frank outside, he looked like…. amazed when he realized Jack was afraid of clowns," Alex played with her fingers. "He what?" Kim asked.
Alex's house
"So Kim, what's your costume?" Alex asked Kim once she had arrived. They had agreed to help each other with the costumes. "I'm gonna be a zombie, like a cheerleader zombie… so you have to help me with the make up!" Kim exclaimed, "So, what's your costume?" Alex grabbed Kim's hand and ran upstairs into her room. "Are you ready?" she asked walking over to her closet, Kim nodded excitedly, "Tada!" Kim squealed. "No way! You're really doing Cleopatra?" she asked looking at a necklace speaking for itself. "Yes, I am, you see I got the necklace, so I just had to do Cleopatra!" Alex exclaimed looking at it. "Om my gosh, how did you get the necklace?" Kim asked shocked. "Well, I got it from my aunt Gillian, she kept it because she won a prize for the best costume her 16th birthday, but didn't have inertest in it now, so she thought I might use it. Oh, and her birthday's Halloween if that makes more sense," Alex said admiring it herself. "Well, we better start," Kim sang emptying her bag.
Later the evening the girls were ready to go, Kim in her cheerleading outfit with zombie make up and Alex as Cleopatra. "You know it turned out pretty good, and I only had to rent this crown," Alex said as the girls were looking at themselves in the mirror. "Yeah, it did, I mean that dress was perfect! I'm you went with that and not the plain white one," Kim informed. "Oh man, you look so cool with that make up!" Alex complimented Kim. "Thanks… yours not so bad either, if I can say so myself," Kim smiled. "Oh, wow, look at the clock, we better get going!" Kim said grabbing her bag.
Later at the dojo
Jack (vampire), Kim (zombie) and Alex (Cleopatra) was waiting for Milton to put on his costume. "Milton how long does it take to put on a wolf man costume?" Jack asked tired of waiting. "I'm coming," he replied and they saw him stomp out. "What happened? I thought you were supposed to be the wolf man," Jack asked confused when he saw his friend. "They said they would hold it for me, but they rented out the last one…so I had to be little boy blue," Milton said annoyed. "Is everyone ok in here?" Jerry asked when he entered the dojo. "Eh yeah, why?" Kim asked. "I told you, Myers was in the dojo," Jerry said, "What?" Jack asked. "The legend was true, the murder, the butcher, the curse!" Jerry exclaimed scared. "Jerry there is no legend, I mean there was a guy named Myers who owned a butcher shop, but I made the rest up to scare them," Kim said and pointed to Jack and Alex. "S-so you made the whole thing up?" Jerry asked hopeful. "Yes, now can we please go and enjoy our Halloween?" Kim exclaimed anxious to get outside. "Ok Ms. Zombie, I'd hate to waste this cool wolf man costume, they were saving it for some sucker, but I paid the guy extra… totally worth it!" Jerry said proudly. "I'm the sucker that's mine, take it off!" Milton yelled and started shaking Jerry. "No I can't! I'm kinda wearing weird underwear!" he told Milton. "But what it's worth you make a pretty good goldy locks!" Jerry said and Milton turned angry, "I'm little boy blue," he waved his trumpet or horn into Jerry's face. "It's seven o'clock; circus burger's closed so the clown's gone. Now let's go boo-stravaganza our butts off!" Kim said and walked over to the door. Jack froze in his steps. "Jack what's the matter you heard what Kim said, the circus burger clown's gone," Milton said. "I'm not worried about that clown; I'm worried about that clown!" Jack yelled and pointed at the door. He screamed and ran away from the door. "I bet it's Frank!" Alex said judging on what she had witnessed earlier.
"The black dragons are trashing the place!" Milton exclaimed looking at the clown dressed people running around. Kim, Jerry and Alex ran out. (You've seen Jerry and Kim fight!)
A guy came towards Alex; she kicked him in the stomach with a front kick. Two more guys came running at her. She kicked a guy with a sidekick, going directly into a back kick, hitting the other guy. One of them came at her with a punch. She dodged while grabbing a small trident decoration and catched the guys hand in it. Alex then stuck it inside a pumpkin giving her time to take out another guy. She attacked with a roundhouse kick followed by a turning kick almost causing her to trip over her dress. "We can't take 'em all down!" she exclaimed, "I'll see how Jack's doing!"
Alex came inside to see the two boys upset. "Jack, you've gotta help!" Alex said rushing in. "Too bad you can't be like Bobby Wasabi in blind samurai," Milton said pretty much hopeless. "Even though he couldn't see he used his other senses to wipe out a whole army of ninjas…" Alex said impressed in the movie. "That's it, guys you are geniuses!" Jack exclaimed. "Maybe so, but I would trade 40 IQ points for one lone hair on my chest," Milton said looking down. The other two was skeptical to that thought. Alex helped Jack put on a band around his eyes and they headed out. Milton led Jack out so he could fight, while Alex started fighting some dragons.
Alex's POV
I glanced at the boys, one blind folded and the other looking like goldy locks. Sure hope Jack will make it, if not he might be in some serious trouble! A dragon came at me. He tried to punch me, but I catched his fist by twisting my dress veil around it. I pulled and kicked him in the chest once he stumbled closer. Now two dragons kept attacking me. I dodged, and blocked waiting for a perfect opportunity to strike back. I grabbed a turning kick and pushed it away with all my might. The guy ended up backwards, I kicked him in the back while 'cutting' the other guy with a knife hand.
I saw Frank, at least I think it was Frank fighting against Jack. Suddenly he removed Jack's blindfold. This can't be good. Jack looked really frightened! I ran over to Frank and sent a hooking kick at him. He blocked it and did a turning kick. I dodged and blocked a front kick he sent at me. He tried to punch me, I blocked his first punch and catched his second in my hand. I did a two leveled kick, a front kick and a high aimed turning kick. He blocked both with his other hand. He quickly drew his hand back to his chest, causing me to lose balance. I fell down into somersault and stood up again, but just then I felt an impact against my left foot. It pushed forward against my will and I fell backwards. I don't know if this is a good thing, but I was mostly worried for my dress. I felt my arms being picked up. I was up on my feet. Unfortunate I couldn't rip out of the guys' grips. "This'll teach you not to mess with the black dragons!" Frank said. He grabbed my collar ready to punch me. I saw Jack get up and grab Frank's fist. "What are you doing? I'm a clown, you're scared of me!" Frank panicked. "I am, but I won't let you hurt her!" Jack said making me smile. Jack grabbed Frank and flipped him onto the ground. "Boo!" he said and all the dragons ran off. "Wow Jack, you did it!" I said and hugged him. Everyone cheered.
"Dude that was awesome, nothing terrible happened; something great happened! There is no curse!" Jerry said happily. "So how did you get over your whole clown thing?" Kim asked Jack quite impressed. "I had to face it; I couldn't let you guys down… I couldn't let you guys get hurt!" Jack said. I might have just imagined it, but I think he glanced…nervously up at me while saying the last part. "Thanks Jack, my horn and I salute you," my brother said and blew the horn. Well, he did blow the horn, only that the salute came from…another horn. "That wasn't the horn was it?" Eddie asked not really having to. "Sadly no," Milton admitted.
"Oh look, it wasn't just me, we all faced our fear! You guys were scared of the black dragons, but you stood up to them!" Jack said and Marge ran over to us with a pumpkin. "It was a fight to the finish, but we saved Bernard," she said and held up the pumpkin, hiding the motive though. "Guys check it out, it's the best pumpkin I've ever done," as Eddie said it Marge flipped it around. It was a picture of all of us in our karate gear, doing high kicks! "Wow…" we all said looking at it. "Another salute to you!" Milton said ready to blow the horn. "Oh no, we're good," Kim said not wanting another 'salute.'
We all went into Falafel Phil's to eat, when Jerry started screaming because of Rudy's date. "It's my mommy," he said, "I knew there was a curse…" he yelled about that stupid legend again, I don't get how he can believe it!
Ok, and I thought Kung Fu Cop was up quickly... well anyway, I hope you'll review and check out my profile to find the polyvore link for Alex's clothes!
See ya!