Kickin' it with Alexis
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Based on the actual series
Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy
Jack watched as Rudy told Eddie and Jerry about the jousts. Suddenly Eddie started beating Jerry with his pugil stick. "Guys stop! You're beating the grease outta him!" Jack exclaimed running over, stopping Eddie. "Hey, hey put down your pugil stick!" Rudy demanded Eddie when they jumped down. "Forget that! I'm taking this thing on the bus with me," Eddie exclaimed running after Jerry.
"Rudy!" Ty burst through the doors together with Frank. "Ty? What are you doing here?" Rudy asked looking at them. "I was over at the nail salon getting a power pedicure, which by the way is manly, because it has the word 'power' in it," Ty said pressuring power. Jack and Rudy exchanged looks. "And when I came out, I found this under my windshield wiper," Ty informed. "What is it?" Jack asked, Ty held up a piece of paper folded in half. "It's the thing that goes back and forth on your car when it's raining, it's amazing," Frank said misunderstanding it all. "What's amazing is you're nineteen and still in the seventh grade," Jack teased. "This is what I'm talking about," Ty said and unfolded the paper. "Your Bobby Wasabi flyer was on my car, this is a declaration of war Rudy," Ty said almost threateningly. "This isn't about flyers, Ty," Rudy grabbed the flyer. "This is about the feud that started between us 15 years ago," Rudy said. "What you did to me was wrong, but it doesn't matter, because I'm still the best sensei in town. You up for a little joust?" Ty asked motioning to the two stands at the mat. Jack was about to say something, "I've never walked away from a joust in my life," Rudy said and handed Jack the flyer. They had a stare down, before racing to the stands. "Now if you don't mind… I'd like to take a moment and harness my chi," Rudy told Ty. "I'll do the same," Ty said holding onto his stick.
"What up folks?" Alex entered the dojo flipping her in place. Ty knocked Rudy off the stand as soon Rudy began harness his chi "Hmm, apparently not Rudy," Alex said as she watched her sensei laying on the floor. "Ha, I'm the king of the world," as soon as Ty said it he fell too. "Not Ty either!" Alex said looking strangely at the two obviously clumsy guys. Both Jack and Alex chuckled.
Alex's POV
I sat at Falafel Phil's with my brother. He seemed really nervous. "So what did you want to talk about?" I asked him. "Sorry I'm a little nervous, I've been wanting to say this for a long time, but I haven't had the courage," he said. Wow, I sure am glad we're siblings, if not I would've have been freaked out by now! "Alex, I finally feel like I'm ready to go out with a girl," he said. Oh no! I can't be Kim! Can it? "I like this girl named Julie, the first time I saw her in chemistry class, my heart stopped," my brother said dreamily. He likes Julie? Not that strange really, they do fit together. Julie's really nice, she can be scary some times, but…she's mostly nice, I have science with her!
I walked into school and saw Jerry and Eddie arguing. "Please, I can spit rhymes about anything," Jerry said, I shrugged, maybe he can! "Ok, food in the cafeteria," Eddie challenged, "Give me a beat!" Jerry said and Eddie started beat boxing. I started moving to the beat, small movements. Jerry started rapping, he was darn good! Then he gave the beat to Eddie. Eddie wasn't too bad either, heard they both got rapping jobs at the mall!
…I cut it with my fork and then I eat it… Ok, so Jack's not the best rapper! Jerry and Eddie just shook their heads. "Alright I've got nothing ok…?" Jack said after an awkward moment of silence. Eddie and Jerry left. "Well, you tried…" I told Jack smiling at the guys' reaction. I felt my phone vibrate and sat down in the stairs, answering a text. I saw Julie run over to Jack. I've never really seen them talk together before. "Hey, I'm Julie," she said as she waved slightly at Jack. "Hey," Jack answered and speed-walked to his locker. "I pass by your locker every day; I can't believe I finally got the courage to talk to you!" Julie informed following after him. No! She can't like Jack, Milton likes her, he would be heartbroken! Argh, not now! My phone rang, and I had to take it.
When I came back I saw Jack still talking to Julie. "So, I'm not a manly man, I mean… nothing here or here works for ya?" Jack asked motioning to his face, then body. "Let it go Jack, it's never going to happen," Julie put a hand on Jack's shoulder before walking away. Did Jack just hit on Julie? Anyway I have to get to class; I'll talk to him at practice!
"So Jack, I've got a question for you," I said nearly skipping over. "Yeah, what is it?" he asked sitting down at the bench in the dojo. "Did you hit on Julie, at school?" I asked placing my hands on my hips. "What? No!" he exclaimed throwing his hands up in the air. "So what happened? Manly man…" I asked copying the move I had seen him do. "Julie likes your brother," he answered, "I said I would talk to him about it." "Wait a minute, so Julie likes Milton, and Milton likes Julie…do you know what this means?" I asked really happy for my brother. "Yes I do, it's a perfect storm of nerd love," Jack said folding his gi. "This isn't a joke Jack," I said, but had to giggle a bit, "You're right though," I admitted. "We have to help them! Milton tried to give her flowers today, and eh, it didn't go so well," I said getting a flashback.
End of POV
"I've got an idea!" Alex exclaimed. "Falafel Phil's, tomorrow night, I'll bring Julie and you'll bring Milton…and do not let him bring roses; he was passing gas all afternoon…" Alex said and looked disgusted, Jack as well. "It was disgusting! If you let him bring 'em, you better sleep with one eye open!" she threatened clearly not wanting a repetition.
Jerry and Eddie were dressed up as food. Jerry was a corndog, while Eddie looked like a Falafel ball. They were rapping to get costumers, which ended up like a food fight. Joan broke 'em up and made them have a real rap battle.
At Falafel Phil's the very innermost table there was sitting four teenagers. Milton and Julie at one side and Alex and Jack at the other. "So, Milton, Julie, I hear you guys have chemistry together," Alex said and she started laughing a fake laugh, together with Jack. Milton and Julie looked at each other upset about their friends' stupid laughs. "Julie, I'm sorry, if you wanna go home, I get it," Milton had a disappointed look on his face. "I don't wanna go home," Julie assured Milton. "So you wanna stay?" Milton lit up. "Does an object in motion tend to remain in motion?" Julie asked smiling. "Unless there's a fresh and cold fishing," they both started to laugh, Jack and Alex did too, but they obviously didn't see the humor in it. (What do Milton and Julie say really?) "Guys we're good if you want to sit at another table," Milton hinted to his sister and friend. The others shook it off, "No, I think we should probably …" Milton cut Alex off, "We wanna be alone!" Alex and Jack's eyes widened a bit. They walked away from the table embarrassed. "What just happened?" Jack asked confused. "I'll tell you what just happened, she just broke up with you!" Alex announced. "What about you?" Jack asked Alex not being the only one. "Dude, Milton's my brother!" Alex said disgusted by the thought of dating her own brother and walked out.
Jack and Alex were in the dojo for practice, when Milton walked in hand in hand with Julie. "Milton, maybe you'd like to introduce me to your lady friend," Rudy walked over to them. "Rudy, this is Julie and like me she feels that Pluto was unfairly downgraded from planet status," Milton said. "Asteroid my butt," Julie said and they sat down at a bench. "Meeting Milton is the best thing that's happened to me since I moved here," Milton and Julie were still holding hands. "See, that's what family's are all about, your uncle seems like a great guy!" Rudy said and smiled.
"There you are!" Ty's voice echoed over the whole dojo. "Frank told me he saw you two together!" both Ty and Frank stormed over to Rudy. "Yeah!" Frank called emphasizing what Ty had just said. "What are you doing here?" Rudy asked not having a special reason for them to be here. "I came to get my niece!" as Ty said it the warriors got shocked expressions on their faces. "Ty is your uncle?" Milton turned to Julie. "Julie is your niece?" Jack motioned to Ty. "Yes she is, and I forbid her from seeing him!" Ty proclaimed. "You can forbid her from seeing him, because I forbid him from seeing her!" Rudy yelled arguing. "Well I forbid them first!" Ty yelled. "No, I frobi…" Rudy was cut off by Ty's quite childish input. "Forbidden! Lalalalalala!" he sang, walked to Julie and walked her out. "Milton," she said and he responded, "Julie!" they both reached their hands after each other's, but they didn't reach them.
Alex's POV
I was in an alley with Jack, my brother and Julie."Rudy would freak if he knew we were helping Milton and Julie," Jack said from next to me. "I don't care; we have to help them… I believe in a thing called love," I said and crossed my arms, "Besides he is my brother," I said and watched them eat spaghetti. Jack nodded understanding. Milton and Julie talked while I was talking to Jack.
"So, you ever dated someone like this before?" I asked him. He looked at me, "no," he chuckled a bit. "Would you?" I asked curious. "Ehm, well, maybe if I was head over heels for a girl, which I wasn't allowed to date, yes," he said, "would you?" he repeated my question. "I guess, if I had a good reason," I smiled. "So, how many guys have you been dating?" Jack asked me. I shrugged, "no one," I looked down a second. Ok, so I haven't had a boyfriend, I never had my first kiss, and yada, yada, yada, but at least I've been on a couple of dates. "Oh, why?" he asked me. "I used to be the geek, remember? It wasn't until Jerry's dance competition and your mask thing, it started to go upwards," I said thinking back to the times. "Oh, you know, you never really came across that way to me, I mean, I knew you were smart, but a 'geek' no" he made quotation marks with his hands, when Jack said it I couldn't help but blush a bit. "Are you blushing?" he asked me looking at my cheeks. "No, there's gotta be something wrong with your eyes," I said looking away. Dang my blushing!
"Here they are!" Frank exclaimed walking into the alley with Brian. "Guys, get outta here!" I yelled. They quickly got up, and Jack caught a punch Frank meant to hit Milton with. "You probably shouldn't have done that, again" Jack said, reminding Frank about the first day they met, and twisted his arm.
End of POV
Jack kicked Frank, and sent a punch at him. Frank blocked it and Jack's next punch. Brian tried to kick Alex, but she blocked both that kick, and the next. Alex countered with a crescent kick aiming at Brian's head, but he dodged it.
Jack tried to kick Frank. It was the same kick as Alex had used. Frank dodged too, and grabbed a trash bag which he threw at Jack. Jack dodged it, while Alex sent a kick in Brian's chest. He flew backwards, into some trashcans. He grabbed a can cover, while Frank grabbed another trash bag. The bag was thrown against Jack, but he hit it, causing it to fly into the trashcan. When Frank came against him, he was stopped by a spinning back kick.
Brian tried to hit Alex with the lid; she dodged the first and avoided his second try by jumping backwards. Brian tried to shove the lid at Alex, but by bending backwards she dodged. She quickly brought her hands up, causing Brian to lose one hand of his grip. Alex attacked with a front kick, and Brian was now in the middle of all the boxes.
Frank attacked Jack with a high turning kick, Jack blocked it easily. Frank sent a punch which also was met by a block. Jack did a front kick, and it sent Frank into the wall behind him. He quickly recovered and did another sidekick. Jack blocked the kick, a punch, a punch and a punch. Frank didn't stop his punches, but Jack blocked the next differently. He grabbed Frank's arm, twisted it, and flipped Frank into a trashcan.
Jack walked over to Alex, which was also just finished with her fight. "Joke's on you, I landed in all these soft diapers," Frank popped up from the can. The two victorious looked strangely at the nineteen year old, before heading off.
"So after all the forbidding I did, Milton and Julie are still sneaking around and seeing each other?" Milton asked chasing his two top students in the dojo. "They can't see each other anymore, you know why? Because of you and Ty, but I've got news for you mister!" Alex was snapping at Rudy. "Okay, okay, okay-kay, thank you Alex!" Jack held her back, and calmed her down. "Sorry, I'm just so pissed off, because Julie is Milton's first real crush, but you and Ty are crushing his crush, and I'll tell you…!" Alex was now yelling again. "Alex, you're doing it again!" Jack said. Alex realized she wasn't being fair with Rudy and made a zipping move over her mouth, indicating that her 'lips were sealed'. "Rudy you've been feuding with Ty for fifteen years, how did it even start?" Jack asked. "Well, we were both studying with the grand master. But only one of us could be worthy of being his apprentice. We stood at the top of a mountain, for our final competition, the ancient clash of the venison! We battled for hours, trying to knock each other of those stomps."
"So you stunk him of his stomp?" Alex asked after Rudy had told them the story. "No, it was the grand master!" Rudy exclaimed. "Rudy it's time for this to end, when you're your age you sit down so you and Ty can talk things out," Jack said. "Do it for Milton and Julie," Alex said when Rudy was doubting the idea. "Ah, eh, em, maybe you're right, maybe it is time to move on and finally bury the hatchet," Rudy agreed.
The couple, Alex and Jack, Rudy and his rival sensei and Frank sat around a table at Falafel Phil's. No one said anything; they were looking at the food, their lap, or staring at a random object in the room. Jack spoke up, "We're here tonight, to put aside our differences, because we care about Milton and Julie!" the two lovebirds smiled at each other. "Now if anyone would like to say something, now's the time," he informed and sat back down. Frank stood up. "I really like the way Alex's hair smells," it earned him some strange looks, "that's all I've got," he sat back down. "Rudy maybe you'd like to say something," Jack said ignoring the inappropriate comment. "Fine…!" he groaned and rolled his eyes, as if one of 'em wasn't enough! He stood up, "What Jack says is true, tonight is about Milton and Julie, I'd like us to you know, let by-goner's be by-goner's," he sat down, after giving a speech with a childish attitude. "Excellent!" Jack encouraged. Ty cleared his throat, "Maybe we should just try and get along," he sat back down. "Great! Now we can all enjoy our meal!" Jack sat and they started eating.
As always things couldn't end well! The two senseis and their tensioned mood had to fight over a falafel ball, yes, it was one ball! While they fought Alex and Jack was given in the senseis stupidity, while Milton and Julie ran off.
Jack's POV
"We found 'em!" I informed as we walked in the doors to our dojo. Ty and Rudy seemed to be freaked out. "Where were you two?" they asked hurrying over. "We were worried sick!" Ty said backing Rudy's comment. "They have something to say," Alex said looking upset. "Milton and I have talked, and we're not going to see each other anymore!" Julie said looking more upset. "Good bye Julie, I'll never forget you!" "Good bye Milton, I'm sorry it didn't work out," they were both really sad. "Wait, I wanna say something," Rudy stopped Milton. "No I wanna say something," Ty said. He started mumbling, while almost crying and acting… even more like a baby, but in a good way this time! "Know what? I finally understand Ty completely!" Rudy said, they're so strange, "We let our problems become your problems. Milton, Julie, we won't stand in your way," Rudy got out of the way.
"My brother has his happy first high school year, plus, plus, my work here is done!" Alex jumped down from her spot. "Julie," Milton," "Rudy," "Ty," a lot of names was exchanged. "Alex," "Frank!" Frank was about to give her a hug, but she flipped him. "Did I imagine that or did she just flip me?" Frank asked from the mat he was laying on. I admit, every time he hinted that he liked Alex, it pissed me off! "You must've imagined it!" I hurried over to him, "You know what? You should go give her a hug!" I said. Ha! That's what you get for pissing me off! "Alex," he exclaimed. "Frank!" she flipped him, and I smirked when I saw him on the ground. "Oh Frank, you're gonna be in seventh grade for a long time!" I said.
So what do you think? Good, bad? I know you wanna tell me! ;) Haha, I can't stop chuckling with myself now…while writing the last part of the chapter my brother listened to this song, "hest er best" by Øystein Sunde. It's such a strange song! Ahh-hahahaha! *Snap* back to reality, yes, I'd appreciate reviews, and yes, please tell me what you think! Oh and Polyvore outfit is up!
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