Kickin' it with Alexis
You guys had to wait forever with the last chapter, so this one's quicker! Tada! Anyway, my idea was to badge of honor, but I couldn't find the episode, but If I find it later I might do that! So, the disclaimer;
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis. Now, you are welcome to enjoy the chapter!
As I did in the last chapter I will mark (Polyvore) after names if their outfits are on Polyvore. So go to my profile, then find the link, then look at it, then… do pretty much whatever you wanna do
Based on the actual series
Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy
All of the warriors were in the dojo. They hadn't started real practice yet, but were warming up.
"Ok Jack, you've mastered this move, now focus on a spot and kick through it," Rudy instructed him. Jack was in his fighting stance, and did a sidekick. Sounds simple? It wasn't just any target he hit, though. He kicked the snack machine, giving Rudy free nuggets. "You did it, I got my nacho nuggets!" Rudy exclaimed holding them up.
"Guys, you're not gonna believe it!" Jerry ran in from the locker rooms. "My dad and a whole bunch of my family are coming to watch me in the tournament this Saturday," he was smiling from ear to ear. "I'm gonna train extra hard, my dad's never seen me fight before. Except this one time at the petting zoo, oh, this goose ate one of my flip flops, it was on yo! He was all heh and I was all aaaahhh, and he was all heh and I was all aaaahhh," Jerry said acting out the fight.
Seaford High
Jerry strolled over to Jack.
"Aren't you supposed to be in detention?" Jack asked a question which had been asked one too many times.
"Nah, I blew it off, I'm sparring with Eddie," Jerry obviously didn't care about detention anymore. "You know where he is?" Jerry asked not seeing him around.
"He said if he was gonna spar with you he had to go to the library first," Jack shrugged not sure of what it meant.
"Why would he do that?" Jerry wondered.
"Okay," Eddie walked in. "Let's do this quick, that book alarm went crazy when I walked out!" Eddie had covered himself with books in protection.
"Wow, Jerry, a human sparring dummy…this will be the first time I see you hit the books," Jack joked.
"H-ah!" Jerry made a fighting stance. He punched Eddie.
"You hit like my grandmother," Eddie laughed at Jerry's punches.
"Oh-ho-ho-oh, that's it," Jerry said and started hitting and kicking Eddie. Eddie now tried to escape Jerry's attacks.
"No, no, no, no, take it easy, man you hit him right in the grapes of wrath," Jack pushed them away from each other after Jerry kicked Eddie… eh, you heard him… in the grapes of wrath. Jerry smiled,
"Yeah I know man, I'm gonna be in sick shape for the tournament Saturday, I'm ready, I'm focused and nothing can distract me from, you what it do girl," Jerry lost focused when a blonde walked by him. The other guys rolled his eyes at him.
"What's going on here?" the vice principal asked.
"I'm out," Eddie waddled away. (And he waddled away, waddle waddle, and he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle, and he waddled away waddle waddle, till the very next day bom bom, bom, bom-bom-ba-rom… you know what song it is…?) Jack went back to his locker (anyone else think it's strange that Jack seems to have a locker many different places at the school, here in this chapter, dummy dancing and clash of the titans, maybe other places too, but I can't remember now…)
"Oh, Martinez, I've been looking all over for you, you're supposed to be in detention," "Yeah, yeah, yeah, had to blow it off, I've been training, but just put it on my tab," Jerry answered careless.
"Let's go you," the teacher said with clenched teeth.
"Eh, ok, I'm sorry vise principal Slugman it won't happen again," Jerry apologized.
"Really? You mean that?" the vice principal's hopes was short lasted.
"What do you need to hear, buddy? Jerry asked.
"Oh, come on," Slugman brought Jerry with him.
Jerry was pushed into detention. All the present cheered his name.
"What's up my peeps?" he asked. "Yo, yo, yo, get her to stop snoring," Jerry said when he heard the teacher's snoring. "Yo, drop a beat real quick," Jerry said and they all started dancing.
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The warriors helped Jerry train for the tournament. Alex (Polyvore) was sparring with him, he was much better than he used to. Alex did a small punch; Jerry blocked it so Alex did a turning kick. Jerry blocked it and did a front kick; she blocked it, before blocking one turning kick and dodging a flying turning kick and a spinning back kick. Jerry sent a punch and Alex blocked it with a knife hand, sending Jerry back because his arm hurt.
"Wow, Jerry, you are pumped for this tournament," Jack said after watching the fight.
"I couldn't beat Alex though," he admitted.
"Come on Jerry, I am a black belt," Alex comforted.
"I know, I really wanna make my dad proud, I'm even on this special training diet," he said. He walked over to the stacked mats and grabbed a cup. He emptied it grabbing the egg, yes and egg! "Hold this!" he gave the cup to Alex, he cracked the egg in the cup.
"Don't tell me you're gonna do what I think you are," Alex looked away.
"Yes, I am," Jerry ate the eggshell. Alex looked back, after hearing the shell cracking. She looked just as upset about this as Jack.
After Jerry's 'refreshing' bite they heard some noise coming from Rudy's office.
"Yo what's that noise?" Jerry asked still having half the eggshell left.
"I don't know?" Jack answered. They stepped closer trying to figure out what the noise was.
"You think Rudy's trying to squeeze into his skinny jeans again?" Alex asked.
"I hope not, that's a three men job," Jerry said looking at the office door. Just then Rudy waddled in.
"Wow, I guess there's no good hoping anymore," Alex looked at her sensei wearing his skinny jeans. What's worse, he could barely walk in them, at least not normal!
"What's going on fools?" he asked flashing his jeans.
"Wow, your butt looks like they shrink wrapped a couple of cantaloupes," Jack said,
"Thank you," Rudy answered.
"Hey what's going on in my office?" Rudy asked after there was made more noise.
"Well, we assumed you were, eh, shrink wrapping a cantaloupe," Alex said looking from his jeans to his office.
"Oh no, Tootsie!" Rudy exclaimed and speed waddled into his office. They all looked into the office, only to be met by a trashed office. Oh, and don't forget the goat!
"Oh no, bad goat! Bad goat!" Rudy yelled angry. Suddenly a phone rang. "I think she ate my phone!" Rudy exclaimed, his finger constantly pointing at Tootsie. He slowly crawled down and pushed the goat's belly. He obviously hit the button, since there was made a beep sound.
"Hello? Hello? Whoever's calling, you're in a goat," Rudy warned them. The warriors all rolled their eyes.
Seaford High
Kim, Milton and Alex (Polyvore) were sitting at a table in the cafeteria, when Jack, Jerry and Eddie sat down with them.
"Hey what's this thing holding your books together?" Kim asked Milton. His books were tied together with what looked like a huge elastic band.
"I got banned from using my back-pack by my orthopedist," Milton answered.
"Orthopedist? What are you eighty?" Kim asked. "Milton, I told you I could help you with your books," Alex said stretching it.
"That would just be taking my manhood away from me," Milton said. Like carrying your books in a plastic band wasn't enough.
"Man this thing's crazy, it's like big giant rubber band for your books," Jack said using like a small elastic.
"Or a big giant sling shot for these pucks," Jerry grabbed the present sling. "Yo, five bucks says I can nail Larry right in his blowhole!" Jerry said and aimed for their mascot. Jerry was about to shoot,
"Not with that angle of structure you can't," Alex informed. The warriors looked strangely at her. "It's simple physics, force equals mass times acceleration," she explained.
"She's right!" Milton said when no one seemed to understand her. No respond. "Let me show you!" Milton said and grabbed Jerry's sling. He put his feet on the table and arranged the band over them. "So, you just have to stretch it, don't stretch it too far, till you align it…" he let go off the puck and it flew towards Larry. They all looked in awe, but Larry moved, and the puck hit Mrs. Davis. Her wig was knocked off and she screamed this high, girly scream. "Holy Christmas nuts," Milton exclaimed. All the others laughed.
"What happened to your hair?" Slugman asked.
"I've been de-wigged," the woman cried.
"Who is responsible for this?" Slugman asked motioning to Mrs. Davis's hair. The laughing students all turned back to their food.
"I-I am," Milton stood up. The warriors looked at him, he didn't have to confess, and she lost her wig, big deal! He walked to Mr. Slugman.
"You?" he didn't want to believe it. "You're the poster boy for good behavior," he showed Milton the poster.
"Milton didn't do it, I did!" Jerry lied, taking the blame.
"Jerry what are you doing?" Jack asked standing up next to him.
"Dude, he can't handle heat like this, I've got it!" Jerry assured him. "I'll report detention, or as I like to call it: club Jerry," Jerry said nonchalantly.
"You are headed for maximum security lockdown detention with Captain Coburn, see you on Saturday!" he exclaimed angrily.
"No, no, no Saturday's actually not gonna work for me, I've got a karate tournament," Jerry told the vice principal expecting a new date.
"You should've thought of that before you hair jacked Mrs. Davis," Slugman snapped
"Jerry, your family's gonna see you in this tournament…I have a plan!" Jack said as they headed for maximum security lockdown detention.
"Dude, you heard what Slugman said, this isn't regular detention. It's maximum security lockdown detention," Jerry was upset.
"No, I'm talking about this guy Coburn; he's never seen you before. I'll say I'm you, do the time and you can go to the tournament," Jack said cheering Jerry up.
"That might work," he said.
"Room 214, I've heard about this place, you can smell the stink of delinquency," Milton smelled the door.
"That's not delinquency," Jerry informed knowing more than his fellow friends.
Jack slammed at the door, and Coburn, apparently, opened the door.
"Martinez?" he asked from the peephole.
"Yep, that's me," Jack answered. You heard loads of locks being opened. Coburn started talking about Jerry's record, and Jerry couldn't keep serious. He started chuckling when he heard all his jokes and pranks. He busted himself, and had to go to the detention.
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"Captain Coburn is focused on one thing and one thing only; kids breaking out. What he's not expecting is someone breaking in," Jack smirked thinking about his plan.
"Ok, you guys make the switch one Jerry for another," Kim said.
"Wait, where are we going to find another Jerry?" Eddie asked, the genius he was, finding a hatch in the plan.
"I think I did a pretty good job, don't you?" Alex (Polyvore) came into the dojo with her brother, now looking like Jerry.
"Whooo!" he yelled, "Who ordered the swag yo?" he asked imitating Jerry.
"Wow, that's pretty good, but are you sure he's ready?" Eddie asked not sure if Milton could cut it.
"There's only one way to find out, Kim pretend to be an attractive girl," Jack told Kim. Alex started to giggle,
"Well I'll try, but I don't know how a heinous troll like me can pull it off!" Kim said offended, causing Alex to laugh even more.
"Show her what you've got Jerry," Jack told Milton.
"A little cologne," Milton said and poisoned the air with his spraying. The others started coughing, while Milton stepped inside of it. He 'danced' his way to Kim, "Yo, sup girl? What it do?" he asked.
"Your cologne makes my eyes burn, is what it do!" she snapped.
"Alright listen mama-sita, you wanna nice hot slice of Jerry pai or not?" he asked.
"What are you talking about?" Kim asked.
"Sorry let me slow down, forgot I was talking to a blonde," Milton said over his shoulder. Kim looked pissed,
"That's it!" she yelled, and lunged herself at Milton. Jack held her back, "Wow, he's ready!" everyone, but Kim, exclaimed.
Seaford High
The warriors were ready for action. They were breaking Milton in, and Jerry out. Jack and Eddie were right above the classroom, and Jerry's seat, while the girl's was outside. Kim slammed her hand at the door.
"Can I help you?" Coburn asked from his peephole.
"I was told to report for detention," Kim answered chewing her gum. "Imma little late, I had to steal a bus to get down here," Kim said when the door was opened.
"You stole a bus, who are you?" the Captain asked. "I'm a-whole-lotta trouble!" Kim answered.
"Let's see, I don't think I have a Whole-lotta," he answered checking his list.
Meanwhile Kim could see that they were bringing Milton down. The Captain pushed Kim out, when he didn't find her name on the list, unfortunate they hadn't had enough time to switch Milton with Jerry yet. Jack and Eddie quickly pulled Milton up again, and they managed it just in time. They had to try again.
"Hey where's the detention!?" Alex yelled from outside, kicking at the different doors. Coburn opened the peephole again and looked out.
"It's right here, missy!" he answered. Alex stopped outside his door.
"Now what are you waiting for, open the door!" she snapped at him. The locks were unlocked and the door opened.
"I need a name," the man said looking at his list.
"Well, that's not my problem, go ask your parents!" she said crossing her arms. Kim who was leaning into the wall, out of sight from the door, was smiling at her friend's performance.
"You're not getting in if your name's not on the list," the teacher informed.
"You're kidding me, I showed for nothing?" Alex asked.
"What do you mean?" he asked confused.
"Dude, I could give you a fake name and I could walk right outta here!" she said honestly surprised about the rule.
"Just tell me your name," he demanded his face tomato red. Alex saw Jerry being pulled up through the ceiling and the 'roof' being put in place.
"You can call me Natasha, as in Not-a-sho-t I'll stay!" Alex walked away.
"Huh, her name wasn't even on the list," the man growled with himself.
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The tournament had begun and Eddie beat his opponent.
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" his family started rooting for him. That was when his friends realized he wasn't in the dojo.
"Hey, where'd Jerry go? His whole family's here and he's up next!" Jack said.
"I'll go talk to him," Rudy said and headed outside.
Jack's POV
Rudy walked out to talk to Jerry. Meanwhile we had to wait for his match to begin.
"So, we did pretty good, didn't we?" Alex asked me referring to the lockdown detention act.
"Yeah, you were really good!" I said smiling.
"Thanks, it comes naturally," she joked.
"Haha," I said as sarcastically as I could.
"Ah-hah, very funny," she said and poked me in the side. The only place I'm ticklish, and of course she knows it... I jerked in the opposite direction. She continued to poke me so I ended up on the floor. She was laughing her head off; she was so cute when she laughed…ehm yeah…
I sat up, still on the floor, "Was it really that funny?" I asked. Alex nodded not able to stop laughing. I grabbed her hand, and pulled her down. "You're right, it is funny!" I said and started tickling her. I knew she was ticklish too…just about everywhere…!
Jerry ran in, and Alex and I quickly got up and found our seats. We started cheering for him. He got ready in his fighting stance, and tried to punch his opponent, as the referee shouted: go. His punch was caught, and he ended up flipped on the mat. He looked upset, but when his family cheered even louder for him, his frown turned into a smile. His family ran over to him and they all hugged, jumping up and down cheering for Jerry. It was cool that his family backed him up like that, even though he lost!
Ok, so this is it! SQ, remember that? Well, anyway, did you like the chapter? I hope you did! So, please tell me what you thought and check out the outfits for Alex on Polyvore, and yeah…