Kickin' it with Alexis
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis.
Ok guys, I hope you're pleased with the Jack/Alex scene in this chapter, not so many, but yeah, ehm, well, there are more to come! So don't worry ;) anyway, thanks to all of you who follow and or like my story, I appreciate all of you guys so yeah… And I hope you guys like this chapter Dude, Where's My Sword!
Based on the actual series
Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy
Jack was practicing his bo staff routine while the others watched.
"Yeah!" they all said when he finished.
"Wow, Jack, your new bo staff routine is awesome," Eddie boasted his friend.
"Thanks man," Jack and Eddie fist bumped, and Jerry started his bragging.
"You know what I say about bo staffs? Bo-ring," Jerry answered and took the staff from Jack.
"You know what I say about Jerry? Je-erk," Alex (Polyvore) joked causing the others to laugh. Jerry rolled his eyes offended.
"Swords, that's where it's at bro," Jerry said and pretended the bo staff was a sword.
"You know how to use a sword?" Jack asked after looking at Jerry's… routine.
"I've been practicing with the attachment to my mom's vacuum cleaner. In one move I can whack the ceiling fan down and 'hhurt' suck the curtains off the wall," Jerry bragged. The guys just looked strange at him; it wasn't the most impressive thing they'd heard.
"Well, that katana sword that Rudy loves so much is right there," Milton motioned to the sword hanging on the arc.
"Yeah, give it a shot, Jerry," Kim said leaning against the pole.
"Yeah, ye-ye-yeah, I'll give it a shot," Jerry said nervously.
"You know, I'm not sure this thing is balanced as good as my mom's vacuum cleaner, and there's a… no brush on the end of it, but eh…I'll give it a shot" Jerry was moving slowly against the sword, not wanting to try it out.
"Hey, Jerry!" Rudy came into the dojo, and Jerry screamed. Save by the boss, or sensei…or whatever…?
"Whatcha doing?" Rudy asked looking up at the arc.
"Eh, thh, airing out the pits," Jerry answered lying.
"Well, let me be clear. No one touches my katana!" Rudy said pointing at his swords with his beaker.
After the tiny scolding, they all heard a loud cry and Bobby came sobbing out from Rudy's office.
"Bobby, what's wrong?" Rudy immediately forgot about the katana.
"Rudy!" Bobby exclaimed relieved, when noticing the dojo's sensei.
Alex's POV
"I didn't get the part in that movie," Bobby complained. Big deal? Just live with it, and be happy! I talked to Jack about that bo staff routine of his, while I heard Rudy and Bobby talk.
"I'm sure the part was just wrong for you," Rudy comforted.
"Could you teach me bo staffs sometime?" I asked Jack.
"It was to play Bobby, in the Bobby Wasabi story," I heard Bobby answer. That must have been hurtful!
"Yeah, sure," Jack answered me. I decided to ignore Bobby and Rudy's conversation. "Have you ever used a bo staff before?" Jack asked handing me one.
"Ehm, well, not for real!" I answered wondering how he could do all that swinging around the staff, while swinging it around you…
"Let me show you," Jack said and helped me spinning it around.
"Yep kids, every once in a while you have to put on your leather pants and hit the open road with the boys," Rudy told us. My, what he talked to Bobby about? "Now all I need is for one of you guys to come in on Saturday and water the plants," Rudy said. That's something we can do! "Alright, let me get the keys from the office," Rudy said walked over to his office. You could hear squeaks when he walked. "Huh, they're in my pocket," Rudy smiled. He tried to get them out, and please notice I said tried! I mean, it was like he had a squirrel in his pants, they wouldn't have enough room though. Rudy started wriggling around on the floor.
"Hey! Our gas powered pigs are ready to ride us," Phil straddled in together with Bobby. We all exchanged looks, because of how weird that was.
"I'm gonna feel so alive out there on the open road! Men being men," Bobby said, "I should put my hair back, Kim can you spot me a scrunchy?" he asked and that men being men thing, was everything but right for these guys. Kim took her elastic of her hand and popped it over to Bobby.
"Heh, ok guys, I've got the keys," we all turned around, and saw an exhausted Rudy holding them up. "Let's go," he walked over to the two others, "We'll see you guys in a few days," Rudy threw the keys to Jack and they headed out.
"Bye,"
"See ya," we all said when they… squeaked away.
"That is the worst biker gang ever!" Milton exclaimed as soon as the door had closed behind the biker gang. I'll tell you we all agreed on that!
"Guys, we've got these keys, and Rudy's gone for the weekend. Do you know what that means?" Jack asked excitedly. I think I (Polyvore) just figured it out…
"Yes! We need to come up with a chart with everybody's plant watering responsibilities," Eddie said completely serious. Wow, that wasn't even close.
"No, Eddie, it means we can throw that party we've always wanted to have!" Kim said making Eddie understand what Jack really meant.
"Girls and music and girl and food and girls," Jerry said and Milton got a smile on his face.
"You know who we should invite?" Kim asked.
"Brad Wolf,"
"Brad Wolf,"
"Cathy Davis," Well, that's not good. Kim and I wanted to invite the same guy to the party. Besides, Jack wanted to invite Cathy Stupid Davis! We all looked at each other. "Well, Brad's a good guy," Jack said. "Yeah, and it was…just a… random name…I called…" Kim stammered out. "Eh yeah, and Cathy's… nice," I said and we all avoided eye contact.
"Now, let's get back to the party, Rudy'll flip if he finds out, we have to keep things small and under control," Milton said and put an arm around mine and Jack's shoulder standing in the middle of our triangle…
"This party is both huge and outta control!" Milton yelled. He was being lifted up by a gang of people. So maybe we didn't keep it small and under control, but we haven't ruined anything! Imagine me adding my super cute and innocent smile in here. At least, I'm (Polyvore) dancing with Brad!
At least I WAS dancing with Brad! Someone bumped into me; I bumped into Brad, which spilled his drink over his shirt.
"I am so sorry!" I tried to apologize, but I guess it's not so fun dancing with a punch shirt. And not punch as in punching with your fist, but punch as the fluid…oh man you knew what 'punch' I was talking about!
Just then Jack came over.
"What happened with Brad?" he asked me.
"He certainly didn't get punch spilled on his shirt," I said and rolled my eyes.
"Of course not," Jack answered sarcastically, he could at least try to play along!
"So, where's Cathy?" I asked looking around.
"Sh – she's you know, where, eh, having a great time, hanging out, tearing it up," Jack answered.
"She didn't show did she?" I asked crossing my arms.
"No," jack muttered and I walked over to the table grabbing some punch.
"So, I guess Kim might be the lucky one," I said and Jack
walked over.
"Yeah, she's dancing with Brad right now," Jack said. I was kinda jealous, but Kim's my friend! "So eh, since they're eh, we should?" Jack asked.
"We could, but do you think it would?" I answered him with my fantastic question.
"Yeah, you're right," Jack replied.
"Maybe it won't," I said, I mean…I want to dance with Jack…
"Maybe you're right?" Jack said and we started dancing slightly. Perfect! Btw. that was a sarcastic 'perfect'! Just when Jack and I had started dancing - I think, the song switched into a slow song. We both looked at each other, at the ground, and back at each other.
End of POV
After and embarrassed silence Jack and Alex decided to dance. Jack put his arms on her lower back, and Alex placed her arms around Jack's neck. They moved slowly to the sides and avoided the other one's eyes.
"Jack, Alex!" Milton came running into the dojo. The dancing friends quickly stepped away from each other. Milton rushed over to them, after annoying himself over some football players.
"Hey, were you two dancing?" he asked them suspiciously.
"No!" they both exclaimed and shook their heads.
"Anyway, those guys crashed the party!" he said pointing at the football team. The two quickly walked over to the jocks.
"Kevin, you guys have gotta go," Jack told them. One of the jocks tried to throw some popcorn at Jack. Alex snapped it away before it hit.
"I don't think so, we just got here," Kevin said and pushed them outta his way. They walked over to the table and threw something into a guy's glass. Alex and Jack exchanged looks,
"Come on Kevin be cool!" Alex said when they had walked over, "We don't want any trouble alright?" she asked. Kevin turned around trying to punch her, but Jack grabbed his arm.
"You see, you don't punch pretty girls!" Jack said and twisted Kevin's arm before he kicked him at a table. A guy ran against Jack, but Alex stopped him. She hit him with a light turning kick. He tried to punch her, but she dodged and sent him in the ground with a tornado kick. Jack dodged two punches and side kicked a guy onto a table, while Alex blocked a punch, brought her elbow into the guy's side, pushed him down kicking him in the stomach with her knee, and tackled him in the ground with her foot. What else, the dojo was empty. The people had run off scared.
"This is not good," Jerry said looking around.
"We are in so much trouble!" Kim exclaimed.
"We just have to clean this up, ok…" Jack said feeling guilty.
"Yeah, it'll work out!" Alex said carrying the same feeling.
"Ohh! But what do we do about that?" Milton gasped looking at the arc.
"Rudy's priceless katana is gone, he is gonna kill us!" Kim said after catching a glance.
"At least he won't be doing it with a sword," Jerry said, not lifting the mood.
"And that's not even the worst part!" everyone turned against Eddie, "We forgot to water the plant, don't die little plant, you've gotta hang on!" Eddie yelled running to find some water.
"I found one!" Milton ran out from Rudy's office, "It's the same exact sword Rudy had, it's at the bronze nugget pawn shop!" Milton showed his friends the paper.
"Yes!" Both Jack and Alex exclaimed.
"Alex, Milton, Kim, let's go!" Jack said and they headed for the shop.
"This boys and girls is the real deal," the owner of the pawn shop said holding the sword. "Completely unique, there's only one that exists in the whole world!" he bragged over the katana.
"Actually our sensei had one just like it," Jack corrected. The man stopped a second,
"There's only two that exists in the entire world," he said and walked behind the counter.
"We've gotta get it for Rudy. How much do you want for it?" Milton asked the man.
"500 dollars!"
"What!?" They all exclaimed. "But we don't have that kinda money," Jack said. "Well, you have to bring in something of an equal value to trade for it. Hey, maybe you're friend would like this priceless Ben Franklin toenail?" the man asked.
Alex's POV
Eew, that was just gross.
"That's a corn chip!" Kim exclaimed.
"Oh no! I ate a national treasure!" the man yelled looking at the chip. Well, that was just grosser!
"Well, I've totaled up all the stuff you brought in, and I think you'll be happy to hear I can give you 94 dollars!" the man told us.
"What?"
"Are you insane?" the boys exclaimed.
"Guys, guys, guys, guys, calm down ok!" Kim and I said, I do have something more to offer him.
"It's ok, I might have something…" I said and walked over to the counter. "I didn't wanna do this, but you leave me no choice! What would say if I was willing to throw in my necklace?" I asked placing it at the counter.
"I'd say I'd throw in another 50 bucks," he answered and dropped it at the counter. I slowly looked from him to the counter, and back up at him,
"That's from the Reeds jewelry collection, it's at least 150 bucks, you sucker!" I yelled wanting to rip his head off. Dude my grandmother gave that to me as a gift when I turned ten, special number… I was about to jump across the counter, when Jack and Kim held me back.
"You're not worthy of my necklace!" I said and grabbed back the necklace.
"Here, let me help you," Jack said and put the necklace on me again.
"Can I see that French horn?" Milton asked the man.
"Sure," he answered and handed Milton the horn. My brother better not be thinking of using all our stuff paying for that horn! He looked at the horn, before he got a shocking expression on his face.
"Would you trade this for all our stuff?" he asked the man. Wow, I trust my brother, but my awesome infinity ring is in there!
"I can do that," he answered.
"Milton, what are you doing?" Jack asked shocked.
"Trust me!" my brother said. I will! I guess as long as my necklace is safe, it's ok! Milton played the horn, he is pretty good!
No way! I can't believe it! The horn is made by Lorenzo Sansoni!
"How much is that thing worth?" the man asked Milton.
"I think you mean; how much is this thing worth, boss?" Milton replied, "Cause we just bought ourselves a pawn shop," we all high fived Milton.
"Now hand me that sword!" Milton demanded. "And organize the shelves," we headed for the door. "And take out this toy canon," Milton pulled a string and the canon… let's just say it wasn't a toy canon!
"And patch up that whole!" Jack said.
"Yeah, you heard him, move it!" Kim snapped. I rolled my eyes before we walked out.
We ran into the dojo carrying along the sword.
"Wow, you did it! This place looks great!" I exclaimed looking around the dojo.
"We got the sword," Milton said.
"That's great! Wait, guys, there's something I need to tell you…" Eddie didn't have time to finish because we heard Rudy's bike outside.
"It's Rudy!" Milton panicked.
"We've gotta get the sword up there!" Kim said.
"G-gi-give it to me!" Jack said and Milton quickly handed Jack the sword. Jack jumped up, placed the sword, rolled on the floor and was back up on his feet in time to greet Rudy. "Hey Rudy! How was your trip?" Jack asked placing an arm around Rudy's shoulder. Rudy looked shocked when Jack popped up in front of him.
"It was amazing!" Rudy said happily. "How's everything here?"
"Everything here is great!" Kim said and started laughing like an idiot. Ok, I know she is my friend, but that is no excuse for her fake laughing! Milton punched her arm, and she immediately stopped laughing.
"Well, the place looks great, plant's been watered," Rudy complimented.
"Oh that was me, all me!" Eddie exclaimed.
"Wait, something's different!" Rudy all of a sudden exclaimed. "My katana!" I don't know his facial expression, because I was already on my way with the others. "No, it's fine," we all turned around as soon as we heard it. "I don't know why I get so crazy about that thing, it's just a knockoff I paid fifteen bucks for at the flea market.
"Knockoff?" Milton asked.
"Flee market," oh they were just as pissed as me!
"Do you have any idea…?" Milton was cut off. Jack placed a hand over his mouth,
"how glad we are to have you back?" Jack said covering up Milton's little slip.
"We missed you!" I said.
"Why don't we all go over to Falafel Phil's and then you can tell us all about your trip?" Kim purposed, "Come on, we'll buy." We went outside.
"Do you realize we just went through all of that for nothing?" Milton asked us.
"It wasn't for nothing," Jack said.
"No, it certainly was something…" I said smirked.
"We threw an awesome party that Rudy will never know about," with that we headed over to Phil's. Hm, wonder where Jerry is!
Finished! What did you think about it? Please review, and I will see you in the next chapter.
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