Kickin' it with Alexis
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis.
OK! Hey you awesome – people! Wasn't that an easy simple name to call of us people who read FanFiction? What? No? Oh, ok, I totally knew that! Anyway, what I was going to say; I wanna thank topcat2001 because she helped me in this chapter! I know you guys want Jack/Alex scenes and without her, I would probably have disappointed you... and yeah, so, now, you can read the chapter!
Based on the actual series
Alex's POV
Seaford High
"You're not gonna believe it Duke Evans is coming to the mall this weekend!" Milton squeaked to Kim and Eddie, after running down the stairs.
"Get out, Duke Evans... is coming here, to our mall!? Aha! That is great!" Kim exclaimed and I rolled my eyes.
"You have no idea who he is, do you?" Milton asked.
"Not a clue," she answered, well, that's a surprise…
"Duke Evans is a world champion speed board breaker," Eddie informed as Jack and I reached the others. I noticed Jack rolling his eyes; I wonder what he has against Duke…
"Check it out," Milton showed us a video from his phone.
"Wow," Eddie said and walked to his locker.
"Duke Evans is a loser who travels around in a motor home doing karate demos," Jack said slightly annoyed.
"He's holding a board breaking challenge you know, to see if anybody can break his record," I (Polyvore) informed and he lit up.
"Huh, I'd love to beat that guy's record, watch him soak up his tears with his own mullet," Jack said with an evil grin expression on his face.
"I don't know Jack, you think you're ready to take on a guy like the duke?" it was Eddie asking.
"Yeah, I kinda do!" Jack said matter-of-factly. Well, he is good…
Jack led us away from the lockers and he kicked them all shut. Just then Jerry straddled over. "Eh dude, you know you came to school in your pajamas right?"
"I know, I didn't sleep a wink last night. My family's in town and I have to share my bed with my cousin Pepito," Jerry rolled his eyes.
"Pepito…" we all said and looked into the distance.
"Oh, does that believe you're going to class like that?" I asked Jerry looking at his dog pajamas.
"Pfft, class? No, no, no, I'm going to bed," Jerry yawned and walked into a locker.
"I can't believe he's really going to bed," Eddie said.
"Ey, you kids keep it down out there, ok?" Jerry complained.
I (Polyvore) watched as Jack was practicing breaking boards. He broke 21 boards at the time. It's not better than Duke yet, but Jack is improving very fast! He might actually win this thing!
"That was awesome!" Eddie said.
"Oh thanks Eddie, you see it's all about technique and focus, I do this whole meditation thing," Jerry said and I rolled my eyes at the stupidity.
"He was talking about me," Jack exclaimed being the one who actually broke boards.
"I'll see you guys later," Kim said as she came out from the locker rooms.
"Well have fun," the boys said and waved.
"Aren't you gonna say anything about my outfit?" Kim asked them.
"No,"
"What outfit?"
"Didn't notice,"
"Looks the same to me," the boys answered her; I rolled my eyes at that too.
"She is a candy striper!" I said looking at her outfit. Kim and I are volunteering at our hospital, I was at the hospital yesterday after school. It feels good when you can cheer up all the different patients, they always…at least almost always, really appreciate you!
"Thanks Alex, it's good someone in here is normal!" Kim exclaimed and chuckled at her comment.
"I'm volunteering at the hospital," Kim said and headed outside.
"And what exactly does a candy striper do?" Eddie asked curious.
"I eh… cheer up the patients, bring them flowers and do everything I can to ignore what's in their bed pants," Kim said a little grossed out.
"Alright let's get back to work Jerry; I really wanna break that jerk's record," Jack said.
"Jack, why do you ha… strongly dislike the Duke so much?" I asked. Oh, I've decided to not use the word hate… instead I'm saying strongly dislike…
"He was my hero, until I met him," Jack said and told us how the Duke had behaved.
"That guy is a jerk, but he's right, I think you could've rocked in those glitter get-ups," Eddie joked.
"Can we get back to work?" Jack asked annoyed.
"Oh, dude I'm fried, can we take a break?" Jerry asked from his sitting spot.
"That Pepito guy, huh?" I asked him.
"Yeah, and get this, last night Pepito, pe-peed the bed," Jerry said annoyed. I twitched my nose, how old is that kid?
"Let's just break a few more boards; I really wanna beat this guy!" Jack said and Jerry gave in. "Fine…" he said and got up from the bench.
"Ready?" Jack asked.
"Yeah," Jerry said and held up a board. Jack punched through it and kicked the next… rib?
"Oh Jerry, I'm so sorry, I thought you were ready," Jack apologized.
"He's alright, just a little groggy, Jerry *slap* it's Milton *slap*," Well, he's gotta be groggy now! I don't think Milton's ever gonna be doctor…
"Milton, no slapping!" I exclaimed running over.
"We've gotta get him to a hospital," Jack exclaimed.
"A hospital," Milton said agreeing to the idea. They lifted him up, and went to open the doors.
"And don't worry Jerry you're in good hands!" Eddie assured him. Just then Jack crashed Jerry into a pole, oh how bad I wanted to laugh, but I didn't do it!
We were waiting at the hospital. We didn't know which condition Jerry was in, just Milton's theory about him being a little groggy.
"Jerry was tired; I pushed him too hard, just so I could what? Break Duke's record, he's in the hospital because of me!" Jack said feeling guilty. Just then the door opened. We all stood up.
"Doctor, could you tell us how he's doing?" Jack asked.
"Well, yes, but let me see if I can put it in terms you will understand… he has a boo boo on his tum tum, so we had to order some inside-y pictures," the doctor told us. Dude we're not stupid! Well, he's getting it for that one.
"You mean, you're taking an ex-ray to check for biolateral contusion external factoid?" I asked smirking.
"Wow, thank you doctor wannabe," the doctor answered me.
"Well, you're welcome doctor talk down with me," I answered, please note the rhyme! Anyway, I shortly afterwards found myself in a stare-down.
We were still waiting at the hospital for Jerry. It was kinda grueling. We had no idea how bad Jerry might be hurt, I mean, Jack kicks kinda hard. For all I know he might have broken some ribs. Just then we heard a loud screaming. It was no wonder who was screaming, Jerry was being wheeled out constantly screaming. We all stood up, shocked over what we had seen. Jack probably feeling guiltier than ever.
Right now I have no idea where Milton and Eddie are, but Jack and I are outside Jerry's hospital room.
"You two worry about Duke Evans, and I'll worry about taking care of Jerry," Kim told us.
"I'd love to show up that jerk, but I can't go through with it, my heart's not in it," Jack explained.
"Your heart's not in what? Your chest? Because that could be serious," that doctor walked by us. All of us were really shocked, that could be serious..? What.
"I'm beginning to wonder if that boo, boo, tum, tum thing, was really the best way he could manage to explain x-rays…" I said staring at the doctor as he walked away.
"Fine, don't break your boards, but you can't tell Jerry, you're just gonna make him feel guilty," Kim said as soon as the doctor had walked away.
"Maybe you're right," Jack admitted and sat down.
"Of course I'm right! I've been working on a hospital for almost six hours," Kim exclaimed, I lifted an eyebrow at her,
"Wow…" I said pretending to be impressed, not with much enthusiasm though.
"Now, let Jerry rest, that poor boy is suffering," Kim said shaking it off. Jack and I turned around to leave the hospital, when Kim held me back,
"I think you should convince Jack to break those boards!" she whispered. I nodded,
"I'm on it;" I winked and jogged after Jack.
Jack and I walked into the mall, when we saw a stage set for the speed-breaking challenge with Duke Evans. Both of us looked over to the stage, before we rolled our eyes and walked towards the dojo.
"Hey sissy, scooter, coming to the board breaking show tonight?" the Duke asked us.
"My name's not scooter," Jack answered and turned around. "It's Jack, and no, I'm not," Jack looked annoyed.
"Right and I'm Alex aka not sissy," I said looking at his 70's fashioned shirt.
"Too bad, it's gonna be a split of shower sister, I guess you'll just be two of the losers, that don't see it," Duke answered, man, no wonder why Jack don't like this guy. He jumped down to us from the stage.
"I don't think you're all that Duke," Jack said. "In fact, he was gonna challenge your record, but our friend's in the hospital," I said and we turned towards the dojo again.
"Friend in the hospital, sure," Duke chuckled, like we were lying. We both turned around and just glared at that foolish… fool.
"Just because you don't have any friends," I murmured.
"Wimps like you couldn't break a board," he said, oh that guy is asking for it, "I don't think you could break wind, kids," he joked. Oh, imma joke up his face, if doesn't give it a rest!
"Really?" both Jack and I asked in sync. We both looked at each other, since we said it at the exact same time. Jack held up a board, lying on the table, in front of me. I hit through it and Jack broke the couple of boards lying across two chairs.
"Those boards weren't for breaking, I was building a spice rack for my van!" we heard Duke sob behind us.
I tried to talk to Jack about challenging Duke's record, but he didn't wanna do it. He was so guilty for kicking Jerry in the chest.
"Jack, you should really do, don't you wanna show that jerk?" I asked motioning to, yep you guessed it, Duke.
"I want to do it, but it's just… if Jerry weren't in the hospital," he said. I bit my lip, alright; here goes my best argument…
"Think about it, why is Jerry in the hospital?" I asked.
"Because I kicked him in the chest," he sighed, not my point!
"Well, he helped you practice for the speed breaking challenge… If you don't try to beat Duke's record, why is Jerry in the hospital?" I asked. He might just feel even guiltier, or he'll get my point and do it.
"For nothing… Do you really think it's better if I do it than I if I don't?" he asked insecurely.
"Yeah, you should win for Jerry!" I stated.
Jack still wasn't completely sure, but we decided to go back to the hospital. Well first Jack wanted to buy Jerry a little gift! Little and little, we ended up with this giant teddy bear!
We both walked into Jerry's hospital room, when we heard Jerry yell;
"Wait, no, no stop! I was faking the whole thing!"
"What?" Kim asked not very persuading…
"Yeah, there is nothing wrong with me, I just wanted my own bed," he confessed. I can't believe it, that lousy little liar! And note the three L word there… Just then Milton and Eddie removed the covers over their faces, and I said Milton never would become a doctor…
"Milton, Eddie? Hey, when did you guys become doctors?" Jerry asked. I rolled my eyes, I mean, of course they weren't real doctors.
"I don't believe this, I was worried sick! I even bought you this stupid talking bear!" Jack said flicking the teddy's nose.
"I love you very much!" he said, you know, the teddy bear not jack.
"Oh no you don't, he's not worth your love!" Jack told the teddy bear. I smiled with myself; he was so cute when he said that!
"Guys I'm sorry! I don't know what I was thinking. I mean the food, my own bed, Kim's all so refreshing foot baths," Jerry said probably forgetting where he was going with this.
"Eew, you gave him a foot bath?" I asked my fellow girl friend disgusted.
"Hey, I am not proud of it!" Kim exclaimed throwing her hands up in the air.
"Let's just get out of here," Jack said disappointed and threw the teddy bear onto Jerry's bed. We all turned around and walked out.
"Guys, guys, g-guys, could somebody untie me please?" We heard Jerry, but none of us cared, it was just really poorly done of him! Then we heard Jerry scream, but after he messed with us like this, we didn't care about that either!
When we walked out, we met Phil and Rudy. Rudy was wheeled by Phil in a wheelchair. He told us that he had won some kind of free food for life competition, and blacked out. I didn't really pay enough attention; he looked so strange in his captain cap.
End of POV
The warriors minus Jerry ran into the mall just in time for Jack to challenge Duke.
"Jack and Alex!" you heard Duke exclaim annoyed. Jack walked up on stage,
"I just need somebody to hold my boards," Jack said reminded that Jerry was the one who held the boards when he practiced.
"I'll do it," they all turned to see Jerry in his hospital gown or whatever you call it. I wonder how he got out…
"Jack, I wanna make things right," Jerry apologized, "Now let's break this fool's record!" Jerry said and walked against Duke. But as soon as he came close he turned around slightly scared.
"Ok, scooter. Ready on the clock? You've gotta break 28 boards in 15 seconds," Duke said making it sound like a whole lot of boards, and just a tiny amount of seconds. "And go!" as he yelled it the time started and Jack and Jerry was ready.
And the more boards Jack broke, the more confidence Duke lost.
"29 boards, we did it!" Jack yelled when the time stopped. Everyone started cheering, while Duke looked upset.
"You know what? You got lucky Jack, but I'll be back next year and you better be ready," Duke told Jack before he turned to some 'sweet ladies' as he called them.
"Man, that was incredible, I couldn't have done it without you," Jack thanked Jerry. They hugged, and Jack noticed Jerry's gown had opened.
"Eh, dude, you've gotta keep your gown closed, everyone can see the ponies on your underpants," Jack informed his offended friend.
"They're not ponies, they're unicorns," Jerry told Jack while everyone else was chuckling.
"Hey, that's my bike!" You heard Kim yell after the Duke, cycling away on the pink bike.
"You snooze, you lose, little lady!" the Duke said, and Kim chased after him.
Eventually Jerry had to get back to the hospital and Milton and Eddie got hungry so they decided to go to Captain Corndogs. Anyway, Jack and I were left alone.
"Congratulations, you did it!" I said and smiled at Jack.
"Thanks, I don't know if I would have been here if it weren't for you though," he admitted. Yep, that's right, just me and my amazing persuading skills or whatever.
"Well," I shrugged. "Hey, Jack… there's something I've been wondering for a while," I said. He nodded, "We're best friends right? And we can tell each other everything," I started; I just remembered when I saw him and Kim on that date…
"Yeah, what is it?" he asked.
"Are you and Kim, you know…more than friends?" I asked him. I just had to know!
"Ehm, like best friends?" he asked.
"No, I mean like, do you two… eh, you know… like each other? Like like like each other?" (Look at that three likes after each other!) Jack lifted an eyebrow, before he chuckled a bit.
"No, no, we don't," he assured, "Why?"
"Oh, ok…ehm, well, about two weeks ago, I was on a date with Marcus, and I saw you two at Falafel Phil's and you weren't hiding, but it didn't look like you wanted to pull too much attention and I thought, you guys were maybe dating or something and were on a date, and you had seen me or us or whatever and I thought, maybe you didn't want me to see you because you wouldn't wanna tell us that you were dating and I've been wondering for a long time now. And I haven't wanted to ask you because I thought you kept it a secret because you didn't want us to know and I wouldn't go ahead and ask in case you guys didn't want me to and yeah, that's pretty much it…" I explained really fast before I finished with an innocent smile.
"Oh…" he said.
"Hey, what were you guys doing then, I mean, it just looked like you didn't want me to see you…wait a minute, were you guys spying?" I asked wondering why else they would try to hide.
"Whaaaat?" Jack asked pitching his voice, hmm… suspicious…. "No, of course not!" he protested in the same high voice. I raised an eyebrow,
"You were spying!" I yelled. He looked down embarrassed.
"Kind of…" he admitted. I started laughing.
"Hey, how about we celebrate your record over at Falafel Phil's?" I asked. Jack nodded and we both headed over. Just remembered I'm only in my training clothes right now, but who cares?
Anyway, I can't help but being super happy right now! I just found out Jack and Kim are just friends, well best friends, but nothing more! Isn't that great?
Alright! That is it! Ok, ehm, I hope you liked the chapter and if you're wondering how Alex's clothes look, do check that out on Polyvore… what did you think of the chapter? I know you wanna tell me..! Oh yes, I am psychic, no I'm just kidding, I'm not!