Kickin' it with Alexis

Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis.

Based on the actual series

Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy

Practice was on and Kim was sparring with Jerry. She won of course, but Rudy didn't seem too happy.

"You guys are getting sweat stains all over my mats," he complained on his students. "This is why we can't have nice things," he said sounding really upset. He dropped down to the floor and started washing the sweat off the mat.

"Rudy, calm down, why are you getting so worked up?" Jack asked him.

"Bobby Wasabi is on his way here right now, and he says he's got big news," Rudy explained.

"I love his entrances, his last one was so cool," Eddie admired.

"It was not cool! If you're gonna wear a kimono and fly a jetpack, dude, put on some underpants," Jack said clearly having another impression than Eddie!

"Well, this time he promised his entrance isn't gonna be a big deal, he wants everything quiet and low key," Rudy said with a calm voice, but the calmness was soon interrupted by a loud trumpet.

Little later Bobby had been wheeled in, in a bathtub.

"Quiet and low key, huh?" Milton asked after the not quiet and high key entrance…

"I would've been here sooner, but we hit a pothole and blew out a ninja," Bobby explained from the bathtub.

"That is an awesome ride!" Eddie complimented.

"Wonder if it's street legal..." Jerry said studying it.

"It's part hot tub, part rickshaw and all par-t!" Bobby said while his ninjas dried the foam off him.

"So Bobby, what's the big news?" Eddie asked as curious as the others.

"I just signed a deal to produce, and brand new martial arts reality show called Wasabi Warrior!" Bobby announced. There was about no response from the warriors. "And, it's going to take place in a dojo…" there was still no response, "Your dojo!" Bobby said and the guys went crazy! "Six karate students, living together in a world where they must outplay, outfight and outwit one another! You'll be playing for a brand new kamazaki water rider," Bobby announced as the water rider was brought in. None of them could believe this, it was… unbelievable!

Alex's POV (Polyvore)

Bobby had just told us we would be a part of a reality show, and the winner…gets that super awesome water rider! That ride is going to be mine…!

"Hang on a second guys, we've all seen those reality shows, sometimes they bring out the worst in people," Eddie warned us. He's right; they can get pretty… rough.

"Yeah, Eddie's right, I mean this dojo is a place of honor, where we come to study martial arts…" Rudy started his speech, but I'll tell you Bobby quickly finished that one.

"All I need is a host," he said and Rudy was sold.

"Oh, oh, please, pick me, pick me, I've wanted to be a reality show host my whole life," Rudy begged.

"Alright, you'll do," Bobby said and Rudy flipped.

"I'm a host! I'm a host! I need a fanfare," he said and blew the trumpet, if it is a trumpet that is.

First we taped the introduction on us, the participators, and afterwards Rudy kind of introduced us to the show, and blew up his car. We all hurried inside to find out where we should sleep.

"Oh I caught a spot!" Kim yelled, and we were all off to where we wanted to sleep. Kim wanted the pink, Jack, the green, Milton and Jerry the white, but it ended up with Jerry at the red, Eddie at the orange and I (Polyvore) got the turquoise, one of my favorite colors!

We all walked out ready for the first challenge. Eddie, Milton and Kim were up against each other in a race, at the dragon's playground. First Milton was in the lead; Kim took it from him though, until she got knocked off the path of the tiger. And, it's kinda hard for me to believe, but Milton actually won the challenge!

"Congratulations Milton, you won the challenge. Your price is a gourmet lobster dinner," Rudy announced.

"Oh, I can't believe it, I love lobster!" Milton exclaimed, you betcha he does!

"Milton, before you sit down and eat your feast, you have a choice," Rudy said, "If you eat the lobster everyone else in the house eats gruel, or you can eat gruel while everyone else eats lobster," Rudy offered. Milton thought for a while, he has to pick us, let us eat lobster, please!

So, I'm (Polyvore) sitting here watching my brother eating his lobster, while I only have gruel...

"So, how's the gruel?" Milton asked from his big lobster plate.

"Little dry," Jerry answered and turned the bowl upside down, without anything falling out. "Jack, first chance we get, Milton has gotta go," I heard Kim tell Jack, yep Milton, you kinda deserve it!

"I was thinking the same thing!" Jack answered.

"Milton! You're my family, you're my brother, you know what, we're twins, your food – my food, you should share with me!" I stood up and complained at my brother. He tilted his head.

"Well, I think I'm done with this one," Milton said as he threw a piece of the lobster onto a table. I looked at it,

"Milton, you could've thrown it close to me!" I complained in my super cute whispery voice. I looked at my other friends. Their eyes were all set on the lobster part. Before they all jumped at the table. I quickly hurried over and pushed them away to get a shot at it!

End of POV

The warriors were up for their second challenge, emperor's bridge. Jack and Jerry were supposed to knock each other of the stands. Jerry had a pugil stick, while Jack had to use a feather. Since Jack won he got a choice, spend five minutes in a toilet from a carnival himself, or let us do it. Oh, how pleading we must have looked, and luckily Jack took the five minutes himself.

So, we had a break before I would get my challenge. That's when Kim talked to me. She told me to vote out Jack, and then we'd send Jerry home next. That's a kinda cheap trick, just because Jack's the biggest challenge!

Anyway, my challenge was about to start. This was an immunity challenge, so it didn't just involve me. Have you seen those Velcro balls? Well, I got this suit, with a target at the stomach and back, where Velcro will stick to it. Every warriors except me gets 20 Velcro balls, if I avoid having any Velcro balls hitting the target, I get the immunity, but if not, the one hitting me with most balls gets it. The balls are the color from the bed we chose or they chose, because I haven't got any balls. They had one minute to throw all their balls.

I got out stepping across a line, the spot marking how far the others could go before they had to throw. Rudy yelled go and a timer started. The balls flew from everywhere, but it wasn't really that hard. It was like a normal sparring, every ball is an attack, and I just have to block or dodge!

The timer hit zero, and guess who won…me! Well, I guess it doesn't matter, because Kim and the others are probably voting out Jack!

"Congratulations Alex, you are the winner of the challenge and immunity!" Rudy announced.

"I guess I am," I answered and shrugged my shoulders pleased.

End of POV

The warriors were all gathered around the bon-fire. The tension was horrifying for almost everyone. Alex (Polyvore) though, had won immunity so she was safe.

"This is where our game takes a little twist, that you couldn't possibly have seen coming," Rudy said. But once in a while he was cut off by Bobby gonging the gong gong. Although the one having to leave the show, was about be announced. "It's time for a vote to decide which of you will be going home in shame," Rudy said. Milton was scared; he knew he had eaten the lobster… "I've counted the votes, and the person voted out of the dojo is, going home, and that person is, one of you, it's Jack," Rudy announced, scaring the life out of everyone he had been looking at.

"What?" Jack exclaimed, "After what I did for you people, you stabbed me in the back," he said upset. Alex looked around, just to see who was sad and who wasn't.

End of POV

"I can't believe Jack's gone, it doesn't feel right!" Eddie told the others, "He's our friend."

"I know I feel so bad for him," Kim said acting upset. Alex (Polyvore) just glared at her.

"Kim, I've gotta admit voting Jack out was brilliant," Milton cheered.

"Well, we've gotta work together, it's the only way anyone wins on these shows;" Kim assured him.

"I cannot believe you guys, how could you team up on Jack like that?" Alex asked them both.

"Wait a minute; did you guys form an alliance?" Eddie asked understanding what had happened.

"A- yes they did!" Alex stated.

"No, no, no, no, no it wasn't like that man, ok, we just met in secret and decided to do whatever it takes to win, and now that I'm hearing it yes, absolutely we have an alliance," Jerry admitted not very proud.

"That's not really fair is it?" Eddie asked and Alex stood up.

"No, it's not!" she answered for the others.

"Well it won't be any problem because Eddie, you're going next," Kim threatened.

"What?" Eddie, Milton and Jerry exclaimed.

"You told me Jerry was out next!" Milton exclaimed.

"What? You told me Alex was out next!" Jerry exclaimed.

"Oh no, you didn't!" Alex glared at Kim. "Everyone just calm down…." Kim said sneaking away. (I couldn't hear what Kim said, sorry about that)

"You know who you can trust in this competition?" Milton asked.

"No one!" Everyone exclaimed and rushed to a 'bedroom'.

"We really need to put our names on these things!" Milton exclaimed when everyone had walked into wrong room.

The next day, and the next challenge was ready.

"Welcome to your next challenge, it's called the bonsai brunch," Rudy told the warriors.

"They say revenge is a dish best served cold, that's why brought in a very special chef, your old friend, Jack" Rudy announced and Jack popped up behind some ninjas. Everyone was shocked and scared.

"Hello friends, I put together this menu with you in mind, at least one of you must clear their plate or I am back in the game," Jack said staring at the warriors.

"Martial arts requires focus and mental toughness, those skills are about to be put to the test," Rudy said and Jack was to serve the menus.

"Hello Kim, maybe you can make a meal out of meal worms?" Jack asked removing the lid.

"I'm out!" she exclaimed refusing to eat.

"Eddie, you wanna see what I have for you?" Jack asked rubbing his hands together, while Eddie was shaking his head. "What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?" he asked, mhm, you guessed it, his plate was serving tongue. Eddie clearly didn't wanna eat it, when he fainted.

"Milton, you know what goes great with lobster? Panamanian dung slug," Jack said. Milton tried to eat it,

"Pretend like it's a big French fry, with mucus sacks, swimming in a nice green slime sauce, but almost as soon as he got it down, it came right back up again.

"Come on Jerry, you can do this!" Kim said, starting to get really scared… the way it seemed, Jack was getting back in the game.

"Don't worry, I've got this!" Jerry assured, "I may warm up with a couple of appetizers," he said and grabbing a little bit of everything and ate it.

"Jerry's gonna do this!" Milton said looking at his… hungry friend?

"Hit the road Jack!" Kim said now pretty persuaded Jack wouldn't have a chance of coming back into the competition.

"Not yet, Jerry has to clear his plate," Jack said and removed the lid and visualized…the saltine. Jerry screamed like he had seen a ghost or a grandma in bikini…

Alex's POV

Yes, I want to win, but hey… I wanna play fair! Besides, I would like to have Jack here, alright back to the challenge! If Jack gets back into the competition that would show Kim, that you shouldn't be playing unfair… but, still, Jerry… it's a saltine, man up! He slowly lifted it against his mouth, oh my, his grandmother can't be pretty!

"It's a cracker you big baby, man up!" Kim yelled freaking out. Well, the poor boy took one bite, before he was on the ground sobbing like a baby.

My, oh my, it's my turn!

"So Alex, I know you've got brains…" oh no, I am so seeing where this is going!

"…but how about pig brains," he said and lifted the cover.

"Holy pig, that is disgusting!" I said looking at the brains on the plate.

"Come on Alex, if you don't eat it, Jack's back in the competition!" Kim yelled.

"Chill out! I never wanted him out!" I said and looked at the plate again, "So I am not eating that for ya, missy!" Man I feel like I'm going to puke, that is just, eew!

"Well congratulations Jack, no one could clear their plate, so you are back in the game!" Rudy announced.

"Yeah, back in the game, fools!" Jack yelled and ripped off his hat.

"Jerry, are you ok?" Eddie asked the dude cradling on the ground.

"Somebody put a robe on nana, I'm just a little boy!" he exclaimed horrified. I feel sorry for him!

We were all sitting in the dojo. No one said anything, just felt the tensioned atmosphere.

"Ok, look! It's obvious there's a lot of tension in here, why don't we just take our minds off of it, and play a little game?" Eddie purposed.

"What kinda game?" Jerry asked. Well, right now, Eddie is my favorite guy in this dojo! Well, except Jack, but you know what I (Polyvore) mean!

"Eh, it's called one word story, so we go around in a circle and make up a story, but each of us only get to say one word," Eddie said happy with his game,

"I'll start; this" he said and the words kept flowing.

"Game," Kim said.

"Eats," Jack growled.

"Hairy," Milton said.

"Moose," Jerry said and I said:

"Soul!" I just had to say it…

"Ok!" Eddie yelled when he realized this wasn't going anywhere.

"I have a game, it's called you five lose while I win a water rider on national television," Kim smirked.

"That's right, we're on television," Jack said and stood up.

"Hey everybody, Kim has a crush on that goth dude from the yoghurt shop with that detach of a ponytail!" Jack yelled against a camera.

"I do not!" she defended, "wait, that ponytail's not real?" Jerry started laughing, I wanted to too, but dude these people are my friends.

"What are you laughing at? The first night here Jerry cried for his mommy!" Kim turned to the camera. Now Milton started laughing. Jerry rushed into Milton's whereabouts and found his teddy.

"Milton can't go to sleep without his little bunny!" he held the bunny up for the camera to see. "Huh! How long have you known about him?" (I know he doesn't say "him" but I didn't know what he said…)

"Guys, can't you just shut up!?" I yelled at the arguing gang.

"What are you complaining about?" Kim yelled at me.

"You! Because we used to be friends!" I yelled back.

"But, he said…" I cut Kim off.

"I don't care about your stupid crush!" I yelled at her, knowing what she was gonna say.

"Stupid? Huh? I'll tell you what's stupid, you're having a crush on Jack!" she said and pointed at him.

"I do not!" I yelled really annoyed.

"Oh yeah? You didn't want him out, and you let him in, what do you call that?" Kim yelled poking Jack's chest for every argument.

"I call it friendship, honesty, faith and justice!" I snapped. Our argument was cut off by Rudy gonging the gong gong.

"That is fun," he laughed. "Ok, time for the final challenge! When it's over only one warrior will remain," he said making it sound really dramatic.

"Oh, it won't be over, till the blonde's on the water rider," Kim smiled. "Right, but which one of us is the blonde?" Jerry asked. You know what, thinking about it, Jerry could be the blonde, he's not very brunette or redhead!

"Welcome to the hang tough wall. The last person to drop will be presented with the title Wasabi Warrior by Bobby Wasabi himself," Rudy announced.

"So that's it? All we have to do is stand here, piece of cake! I was born standing up, no literally my mother had me on a bus and there were no empty seats," Jerry told us.

"Oh it's more than just standing, grab a hold to your peg, because you're about to hang tough," Rudy said and some pegs shot out over us. We all grabbed it and the ledge we were standing on, dropped.

"Release the Wasabi wind!" Rudy said and this giant fan kicked on.

"A little breeze doesn't bother me, I'm not letting go till my butt hits that water rider!" Kim said confident.

"Guys, I don't know if I can keep hanging on any longer, my arms are getting so…" we all cut him off,

"Forget it Jack!"

"It's time for the flaming balls of fury!" Rudy said and we were attacked with tennis balls. It hurts!

"Is that all you've got? And you call yourselves ninjas?" Jack challenged, before he was hit…pretty good… with a tennis ball. "AH! Nice shot," he squeaked.

"You guys must be getting pretty hungry up there; we've blended together the delicious leftovers from our eating challenge, the worms, the tongue, the slugs, the brains…" Rudy said and I just felt worse for every word he said.

"The saltines?" Jerry asked terrified, poor dude!

"Yes, Jerry, the saltines!" Rudy yelled freaking him out. We all looked up and saw some ninjas place some buckets over us, they can't be dropping it on us! They just can't! But they did it anyway! That is just nasty, nasty I tell ya!

"That was disgusting!" Kim yelled.

"I hear you sister!" I exclaimed.

"Yeah? Well, why don't you stop whining and drop already?" Jack asked us.

"Oh, let's just let Jack win something again, we never get tired of seeing that!" Milton yelled.

"Stop feeling sorry for yourself because you're a little weasel!" Kim snapped at him.

"Don't talk like that to my brother!" I snapped at her.

"Yeah, you're just a backstabbing liar!" Jerry yelled at her. That's when we all started throwing words around.

"STOP IT!" Eddie yelled. You know what, I'm really happy he's keeping us down at earth!

"I tried to warn you about this! We're supposed to be friends," Eddie said.

"Yeah, we are!" I supported.

"You're right, look at us, hanging on poles covered in slap and yelling at each other," Jack said. I think we all might actually turn friends again now!

"It's like my mom's book club!" Jerry admitted, "Them ladies get real, yo!"

"How do we end this?" Kim asked.

"We drop down… together," I said and smiled.

"You're right, we've gotta show everybody that our loyalty to each other is stronger than just some dumb prize," Jack said.

"One, two, three…" we all said and let go of our pegs.

Man, it hurt, landing!

"Wait a minute, where is Eddie?" Jack asked once we stepped out from that little crate. I looked around.

"What's up suckers!?" he yelled from his peg. Oh, that was cheap!

"A lousy little liar!" I yelled at him. But it was smart!

"Eddie…!" Kim yelled.

"This is unbelievable…" Milton spelled out.

"He was working us the whole time," Jerry exclaimed.

"We have our Wasabi Warrior!" Rudy announced.

"Well played Eddie, well played," Bobby complimented the traitor.

"No hard feelings, right guys?" Eddie asked us, "Just playing the game…"

"Eddie, you are a lying, knifing snake," Jack said,

"seriously dude, that was awesome!" he said and we all agreed, he really had us!

Eddie was out riding his water rider, while we had been practicing. And as usual, everyone left before me (Polyvore) and Jack, and after everything that has happened today… I don't know if I want to talk to him…

"So Alex, rumor has it you have a crush on me," Jack smirked.

"Oh you know, how rumors spread, most often not really true," I answered not completely honest. I haven't got a crush on Jack… well actually, I have, but… why did Kim have to shout it out!?

"Well, you didn't want me to leave the competition?" he asked with a curious look on his face.

"Well, no…" I said, I didn't.

"Why?" he asked. He is not letting this go, is he?

"Because, I didn't want you to get voted out unfairly," I answered.

"Well, good to know!" he said. He is kinda very cute…

"Hey Alex…wanna sparr one last time for today?" Jack asked me and walked backwards onto the mat.

"Yeah, sure!" I answered and followed after him. We both got into our fighting stance. I stepped in with a sidekick, Jack blocked it and did a roundhouse kick, I quickly dodged and went directly into a back kick. He took a step to the right, my right, his left, and attacked with a turning kick. I grabbed it and flipped around his leg. He went into a butterfly twist and landed on his feet. As he landed he grabbed my arm and flipped me over. I hoped to land on my feet… but I didn't, entirely… dang it!

"One thing," he said.

"Yeah?" I asked.

"You've gotta admit you like me best of the guys in the dojo," Jack smiled. I lifted an eyebrow.

"Well, I don't know…" I said and sat up, leaning into one of the lockers as it was really close.

"Come on, admit it! …and I can get a good night sleep," he said and sat close to me. I bit my bottom lip.

"Well…I'll be happy to tell you'll sleep good tonight!" I smiled and I hope there was no blushing involved. I looked over at him. His lips curved into a smile and his eyes glinted. Jack has the most beautiful eyes! I promise you, you won't know until you've seen them up close… Suddenly I found myself losing it. No, literally…as I was looking into his eyes, I just found it really hard to control my urge to…lean in.

"Well, you're my favorite girl in this dojo," he nearly whispered. I bit my bottom lip. He just couldn't be teasing me! He came a bit closer and placed his arm against the locker behind me. All of a sudden he leaned in. His eyes shut slightly. I leaned in as well and brought my arm up to his neck.

"Wow gu…what is going on?" Rudy exclaimed as my lips were about to crash with Jack's. we both quickly pulled back.

"Ehm, nothing, we were just sparring just now," I said and scratched the back of my head.

"No, no, no, you two, you were about to, huh, does Milton know?" Rudy asked getting really worked up.

"No, it wasn't, we were just…" Rudy cut Jack off.

"Oh I know what I saw, I keeping an eye on you two," Rudy said and walked into his office after doing an "I'm watching you" motion with his hand.

Ok, that's it! Hahahaha! You probably hate me now…no kiss, and I'm sorry, but you have to wait….

Anyway, I hope you liked the chapter and that you will review it!

Oh, and don't forget to check out my Polyvore outfits for Alex, go to profile and fine the link so yeah!