Kickin' it with Alexis
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' it or its characters, but I do own my OC, Alexis.
Hmm…here's the chapter. I thought I would be able to update quicker, but I had to help my parents paint a room here at the cabin, so yes, it delayed, but here it is!
Alex's POV
We all hung out in the dojo, except for Milton. I (Polyvore), together with Jack and Kim, watched as Jerry and Eddie sparred. All of a sudden Jerry grabbed Eddie's arm performing…a not martial arts move.
"Hey, stop!" Jack yelled breaking them apart.
"What was that?" Eddie asked and Jack and I was just a questioning.
"The atomic claw, wow!" Jerry exclaimed doing his Columbian war chant.
"That is not a martial arts move, it's an appetizer at the lobster barn," Jack told him.
"Pro wrestling move dude, you know who uses it?" Jerry asked; man wrestling is so lame!
"I'm gonna take a wild guess and go with the wrestler called the atomic claw," Jack said annoyed.
"You know wrestling's fake right?" Kim asked walking over.
"Wow, wow, wow, there is nothing fake about the claw's claw, it's a 100 percent bionic with fingers that can crush a man's skull," Jerry exclaimed excited.
"Right, nothing fake about the aluminum foil hand," I said sarcastically.
"So eh, I guess you guys aren't going to the wrestle frenzy this weekend," Jerry said not as excited.
"Of course we're going!"
"Wouldn't miss it!"
"Shut up! We are!" we answered, leaving Jerry very confused after we accused wrestling of being fake.
"Can we go back to sparring?" Eddie asked, you know, I think that's the first time I've heard him say that…
The two boys started sparring, but the fighting didn't last very long because now Eddie did a wrestling move. He grabbed Jerry by his ears.
"That is crossing the line, man! You do not touch another man's ears!" Jerry yelled at Eddie, "Ever!" That's when Rudy came storming out from his office.
"What are you guys doing?" he asked.
"He gave me the atomic claw, so I gave him the Russian low block!" Eddie said looking kinda proud.
"Wait, so I go to my office for ten minutes and you guys just goof off?" Rudy asked us disappointed.
"We're sorry Rudy, we're just pumped at wrestle frenzy coming to town," Jerry explained.
"What is with kids and this wrestling stuff? If I wanted to see giant, sweaty freaks pounding on each other, I'd go home for thanksgiving," Rudy said obviously not too interested in wrestling, "I don't need this today!" he exclaimed.
"What happened?" I asked once he headed for his office.
"Oh, let me see, my cat needs feline braces and I had to help my mother's man friend because his nose was stuck in a bowling ball!" he wasn't too happy was he.
"How do you ge…" Kim started out, but she was cut off.
"By playing a game called; I bet I can fit my nose in that!" Rudy yelled. That is just sad!
After I got home from practice, I met a bad-mooded Milton. That is actually kinda strange, since he was on a date with Julie today. I talked to him about it, and he told me what was eating on him. Julie had told him she thought they should go to the next level. It's not really too long ago, that Milton had his first kiss. You know, it wasn't a real kiss, but Milton still kissed our aunt, Gertie, that must have been a nightmare! After that, he has freaked out by the thought of kissing someone.
Next morning at school, Jack ran over to me.
"Hey, you won't believe this, the wrestler Mondo Mountain fought Rudy!" he said showing me a video on his phone. I (Polyvore) looked at it, up close and further away,
"That is Rudy!" I exclaimed looking at the video. "Wow, martial arts is way better than wrestling," I smirked. Jack and I hurried away, looking for the others.
"Hey guys! You are not gonna believe this, that wrestler Mondo Mountain is in town, he was in Falafel Phil's, and apparently he met Rudy!" Jack exclaimed showing Milton, Eddie and Jerry the video.
"Get outta here!" they all said looking at the video.
"Wow… Rudy says martial arts are for confidence, discipline and honor, but as it turns out, it's also good for beating down fools!" Eddie said reaching one of his hands in the air expecting a high-five. "What's a guy gotta do to get some up top around here?" he asked when no one high-fived him, and he walked away from us.
Our whole gang, except for Milton, ran into Falafel Phil as soon as he could, after hurrying home from school.
"Rudy, why didn't you tell us you took down the mountain?" Eddie asked running into the tavern.
"It's all over the internet!" Jerry said excited.
"Yeah, Rudy, you're famous!" Kim exclaimed.
"Yeah, I know! A woman asked me to sign her baby… do you know how much that thing is worth now?" Rudy answered obviously very proud. That's when Phil left after getting a call, and what a ringtone he had…
"I wasn't there, but you've always taught us not to use martial arts, unless it's absolutely necessary," Jack said.
"No, no, no, I had to, that giant jerk cut in front of me," Rudy explained.
"Do you mean that sometimes it's alright to make a stand?" I asked him.
"Yes, but I didn't just take a stand for myself, I was taking a stand for every little guy, that's ever been pushed around by a fat cat, big wig or big fat cat in a wig, a cat with a…" Rudy said, but he was kinda cut of when Phil walked over to our table.
"Yes, he'll do it! Rowdy Rudy will fight Mondo Mountain, ok, ciao baby," we heard him say in the phone. The warriors all gathered around our table, when they heard it.
"Phil!?" we all exclaimed.
"What did you just do?" Rudy asked.
"I called the wrestle frenzy people and told them that you, wanted to get into the ring with the Mondo," he answered us.
"I am not a pro wrestler!" Rudy exclaimed, standing up.
"Don't worry, it's just a show, they want you to win," Phil assured, "They want to see the mighty mouse again, to take down the elephant."
"Phil, Phil, I don't crave the spotlight. I'm but a simple man who lives a quiet life, I don't seek fame…" Rudy said declining the fight.
"They said that they would pay you five thousand dollars," Phil said and all of a sudden Rudy changed opinion,
"Mondo is going down, baby!" he said with a strange voice. We all cheered, I can't wait to see till a martial artist takes down a wrestler!
End of POV
Alex (Polyvore) ran over to Rudy, which was taking money for flipping people, with some bad news.
"Rudy, Rudy I need to talk to you," she said running up to him.
"Eh, Alex, I'm kind of in the middle of throwing people around for money here," he said matter-of-factly.
"Fine, I just thought I'd let you know that Jack's gonna miss practice today," she said pretending it wasn't a big deal, "because he's in detention."
"What? Why?" Rudy asked finally paining some real attention.
"He got into a fight with someone at school and flipped him, just like you did to Mondo," Alex explained.
"What? I told you guys to never fight at school," Rudy said shocked.
"Well, the kids are saying he went all Rudy on him," Alex countered.
"Now going all Rudy means you beat someone up?" Rudy asked her.
"Yeah… What did it use to mean?" Alex asked curios.
"You know… losing your gym shorts during a volleyball match," Rudy answered embarrassed. Alex looked away, probably a little embarrassed on the behalf of her sensei.
Alex's POV
Well, I would most likely watch Kim help Milton getting over his kissing fear, but I had to talk with Jack first. What Rudy said really annoyed him. We sat together and talked a bit.
"Do you think I did the right thing? You know, helping that kid…" he asked me. I looked at him and smiled,
"Yeah, Jack, I think you did," I answered. I know how it is being bullied or picked on. And for that kid, what Jack did, may have meant a lot to him… that someone actually cared!
"Well, Rudy didn't think so!" he said and flipped his hair. It's kinda cute when he does that!
"What did he say?" I asked really curious, our sensei is very…strange!
"I told him I was taking a stand like he did, when he told me that our situation was completely different, so I called him a hypocrite, and he asked me how I dared and said he deserved respect," he explained.
"Well, you know Rudy! He says a lot of things… just don't listen to him, I'm sure he'll come to his senses," I assured him.
"You're probably right, it just really annoyed me," Jack explained.
"Yeah, it would've annoyed me too," I said thinking about how many times I've been wanting to strangle that guy. I mean, not really strangling, just that feeling you get…do you know what I'm talking about?
"He'll probably apologize next time he sees you," I said. I'm truly positive he will because Rudy tend to talk before he thinks…
"Well, I'm glad I can talk to you, Alex, it's always easy talking to you," Jack said.
"I feel that way about you too," I said, "You wanna go check on Milton trying to get over his kissing fear?" I asked and he smiled at me.
"How can anyone be afraid of kissing someone?" Jack asked and kissed my cheek. I smiled,
"Somebody could see you," I said and nudged Jack playfully.
"Sorry, I couldn't help it," he said and did it again.
"Haha," I said and stood up, "Let's check how they're doing!" I said and Jack followed after me.
Bobby Wasabi Martial Arts Academy
Jack and I walked into the dojo and saw Kim still helping Milton with his kissing fear.
"Hey Milton, how are things going?" I asked walking over.
"Not very good, I just can't bring myself to do it," he said.
"It's nothing to be scared of Milton, it's always easy when it's the right person," Jack added and looked at me. I blushed slightly.
"Hey, what was that?" Kim asked us motioning to what just happened.
"What?" I asked acting confused. Jack and I haven't told anyone about us. Kim thinks we like each other, but she's never actually found any proof.
"You two, you looked at Alex when you said that," Kim said looked at Jack saying the last part.
"Ehm, I'm looking at you now;" Jack told Kim acting confused too.
"Is there something you're not telling us?" Kim asked us walking closer. We took a couple of steps back, shaking our heads.
"What is going on?" Milton asked truly confused.
"Don't ask me, I'm just as confused as you brother," I answered.
"Wait a minute, I know what's going on…is there something between you two?" Milton asked suspiciously. Both Jack and I shook our heads no.
"No, well except for air that is," I answered nonchalant.
"I'll keep my eyes on you from now on," Kim said and pointed to fingers from her eyes to us.
"Calm down, there's nothing weird going on except for you two…and your weird behavior," Jack stated.
"Yeah, you're the creepy ones right now," I added. Milton straightened his shirt and walked over to Jack. He straightened his back making himself taller,
"Let me tell you this Jack, Alexis Annabelle Krupnik – my twin sister, is off limits! So you better watch it, I know you're a black belt and all, but I will personally beat you up," he said narrowing his eyes weirdly. Wow, this is getting seriously weird!
"Milton, you've got no right to decide stuff like that!" I protested.
"Off limits," he said and walked away. Jack and I looked at each other before looking over at Kim.
"This weirdness is getting scary, we're just gonna go," I said and both Jack and I ran out of the dojo.
End of POV
Wrestle Frenzy was on and the warriors watched from their front row seats.
"Oh, this is disgusting! These guys are sweating all over us!" Kim exclaimed.
"I know! Rudy got us the greatest seats ever!" Jerry exclaimed, he was excited though.
"Check it out! I catched one of his teeth in my snow cone!" Eddie said holding up the tooth for everyone to see.
The host announced the next battle. It was Rudy against Mondo. The man announced them both and the fight started. It didn't really make sense though, since Mondo was all in, trying to beat up Rudy!
Alex's POV (Polyvore)
Man, what is going on? I mean, I thought this fight was fixed, for Rudy to win… Now, he's getting his butt kicked.
"Guys, something's not right," Jack said, oh, I so agree to that! Mondo called on his friend I guess. Mongo came in from the locker rooms and went into the ring.
"Mondo's friend Mongo is coming from the locker rooms!" Jerry exclaimed. People started boo-ing.
"Jack you've gotta do something!" I told him worried for Rudy.
"I can't just go into the ring…" Jack said.
"Come on, Rudy needs you, and I'd rather not see him twisted inside out," I said, Jack nodded,
"Just because you asked me to," he smiled and I blushed, "Alright Rudy, we've got this!" Jack said and jumped into the ring. It was kinda funny thinking about it, Jack jumped right over the 'fence' of the ring, while Rudy had gone underneath, and still couldn't do it without hurting himself, when Phil let go of the string. I saw Kim eyeing me mysteriously,
Anyway, we all started cheering, when Jack helped out Rudy and Rudy started fighting for real. They both got down their wrestler and the host announced Rowdy Rudy as the winner.
"Alright people, I've got something to say!" Rudy said taking the mic. "If you have a disagreement with someone, try to work it out without resorting to violence, violence is never the answer!" he said, we all cheered, not the crowd though.
"Violence rocks!" one of the men in the crowd yelled, and the rest of the people in the audience cheered.
"No-n-no, violence is bad; it only leads to more violence!" Rudy explained and our gang cheered again.
"Which is good, we love violence!" the same man announced. Been there, done that. The crowd all cheered again, but this time they threw everything they had in their hands at us, basically cups.
"No, violence is never the answer!" Rudy corrected him. That's when he got a show in his head.
"That's it! I saw who threw that! I'm going all Rudy on you!" Rudy yelled and was about to jump over the fence when we all held him back. Rudy is strange, but it's kinda funny though.
Ok, that's it. If some of you PM me and I don't answer it's because I don't check my mail so often or because I don't like you… no I'm just kidding! It's not because I don't like you, I love all you awesome people! So I can't guarantee that I'll answer very quickly so yeah… ehm, I hope you liked the chapter, and check out Polyvore!
And now I've asked you for ideas for the season finale, but if you guys come up with something some other time, don't be shy, just tell me and I'll see what I can do!
…but it looks like the season finale is gonna be Kickin It Family's idea :O