Kickin it With Alexis
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Alex's POV (Polyvore)
"Hello, have you seen my new scarf? It looks like a snake!" Eddie said matter of factly as he sat down at our table with Jerry.
"What's that smell?" Milton asked us.
"It smells like actual food," Kim said. Wow, she's right, it actually does. There must be something wrong with our noses!
"This is the school cafeteria, it is no place for actual food," Jack said and lifted his plate upside down, with no food falling off it.
"It's them," I heard Milton say and turned towards where he was staring. No way! The football players, eating meat and enjoying life! "Here we go; the start of football season," Milton said.
"Look at them with their prime rib, they think they're so much better than us," Jerry said looking at their food, "I'm gonna go ask that guy if I can eat his fat!" he smiled and stood up. Luckily Kim pulled him back down again.
"Sit down!" she called.
"You know, their quarterback just moved away and they're holding tryouts to find a replacement," Eddie informed us. We all went back to our 'food' or I have real food, Marge and I still have our lunch agreement, I give her money, she gives me edible food. All of a sudden Milton shot up causing me to lose my delicious chicken sandwich.
"Wait a minute; I think we all know there's someone sitting right at this table that could replace him!" Milton said…oh my chicken sandwich, he's right! Both Eddie and Jerry started acting flattered. I rolled my eyes and looked back at Milton. "I was talking about Jack, you toads!" he corrected.
"I would love to, but between school and karate, I just got a turtle it's a thing. The walking it alone takes forever," Jack excused. Turtle..? Do you walk turtles?
"Jack, you're the most athletic person we know, the school needs a quarterback!" Milton assured him.
"And we need meat, man!" Jerry added matter of factly.
"Dude, what part of got a turtle don't you understand?" Jack asked as I slowly picked up my chicken sandwich again.
"Hey what's that?" Jerry asked looking at it. I immediately dropped it into the bag,
"Nothing!" I replied innocently.
"You've got real food!" Milton accused me.
"What? No! I do not have real food! Pfft…no way, we're in the school cafeteria!" I lied. Jerry grabbed the bag and looked into it.
"This is food!" he exclaimed taking out one of the sandwiches.
"Give it back!" I demanded grabbing after it.
Random person in the cafeteria, we don't know POV
"Nobody touches my food!" I turned around and saw Alexis being pulled off her chair as Jerry pulled the brown paper bag she was holding. I shrugged and went back to my 'food'. (Just to show you guys how the battle of the paper bag went…)
Alex's POV
I sat back onto my chair after being pulled off. I'm foodless!
"Anyway Jack, I'll even go with you to the tryout for moral support," Milton assured Jack.
"It doesn't just work like that, they don't let any kid try out for the football team," Jack stated.
"Coach Marmer, Jack would like to try out…" Milton stood up.
"Oh great Jack, we'll see you tomorrow at 3:30 then," he answered and kept on walking. Wow, that was easy!
"Wait, what just happened?" Jack asked confused.
"I'd support you in the team by joining the pep squad again, but as you know, Grace kicked me off for no reason," Kim said annoyed.
"Eh, you dropkicked our mascot," Milton reminded, yeah, that was funny to watch!
"Well he was saying inappropriate things to me through his blowhole!" Kim excused, "I belong on that pep squad, front and center. And I'll say it, I like being looked at!"
"Kim, you had your shot, k, leave the pep to the professionals," Jerry told her.
"You have pep?" I asked in disbelief.
"Oh I have pep sister, yo drumline, give me a beat!" Jerry said and stood up. He started shuffling before he started a cheer. Not bad!
I (Polyvore) joined Kim and Jerry for their tryout for the cheerleading squad. Urgh! I don't dislike the cheerleaders as much now, because they've stopped bullying me, but I still don't like them…
"Alright people, it's open tryouts for the pep squad, which means we have to see…everyone," Grace said looking at Kim, "Oh it's our old friend Kim Crawford; hide the mascot," she mocked to her cheer friends. "Alright Jerry, you're up next, what are you gonna do?" she walked up to Jerry.
"I'm gonna do two handsprings, hit the mini tramp and come down with a perfect landing. In other words it's gonna be sweet and awesome, or as I like to call it; swasome," he said and went into the handsprings.
"Whooo!" he yelled as he had landed and lifted his hands into the air. I looked away.
"Sweet, awesome, and hairy," I said looking over at Grace.
"Not gonna happen Jerry! And about your pits; get help!" couldn't have said it better myself… He quickly took his arms down and looked hurt.
Four days later
End of POV
"Dude, you missed the best part of the game! Milton drilled the forty five yarder right into the wind!" Jack told Eddie as they were walking towards the football teams table.
"Why do the good things always happen when I'm in the portypooper (Or whatever it was)?" Eddie asked annoyed in himself.
"We're the Krupnick party, he's meeting us here," Jerry told the boy holding the list for the table.
"We're with the foot hun," Kim informed as the boy didn't seem to find the name. He immediately let them in.
"No way," Jerry sang sitting down at the table.
"Hey, can you smell that? That's the smell of fancy," Jack said as he sat down intertwining hands with Alex (Polyvore), unnoticeable for the rest of the gang. Everybody was so excited, they were gonna eat real food, at school!
"Thanks to Milton, we're in for a whole new life at school," Kim said excitedly.
"You are not kidding; Mr. Bower gave me detention for riding my skateboard, but when I dropped Milton's name…poof, it went away," Jack smiled.
"Oh that's nothing, guess who made the pep squad?" Kim said and flipped her hair.
"I thought Grace wasn't gonna let you in," Eddie said confused.
"She wasn't, but Milton made a phone call and three spots magically opened up," she cheered.
"Yeah, an extra for someone that didn't wanna be a cheerleader!" Alex said rolling her eyes, as she was now also on the pep squad, "But Milton opened up a drama club for me!" she smiled.
"Alright everybody, I have used game socks!" Milton entered the cafeteria throwing around his socks. Everybody was cheering for 'the foot'. He walked over to his friends and sat down.
"Hey Milton, came right from practice?" Jack asked him.
"No, history, Russian revolution really takes a lot out of me," he answered earning a weird look, considering all the sweat.
"Are you wearing one of my uggs?" Kim asked looking at his foot.
"I sure am, when you have a loaded gun, you need to keep it in a holster honey," he answered showing everybody the pink shoe.
Alex's POV (Polyvore)
Everything was so great! Milton's a sports idol, we get great food, slack at school, and a drama club! Everybody's happy! Milton even got Eddie the job as the score board operator, he's gonna ask Grace out… Milton's very busy now, but it looks like he enjoys it!
I was at the dojo. Milton was studying for a test. He got a B on his last calculus quiz. Two of his friends were disappointed that he couldn't make it to some…stuff, I don't even know what it is, but Milton doesn't seem that happy after all.
"We don't even know who you are anymore!" his friends exclaimed and hurried out of the dojo.
"Neither do I," Milton admitted.
"Are you ok?" I asked walking over to him, "This football thing seems to be eating you…"
"Yeah, I think I need to quit the team," he said.
"That's alright, if you don't wish to play all of us will except that!" I assured him. I heard the door open and Jack walked in.
"Hey Milton, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at practice?" he asked walking over to us.
"Yeah, I needed a little time to study. At school everywhere I turn it's; the foot! The foot! The foot!" Milton exclaimed.
"Isn't it awesome? Everyone loves you!" Jack smiled.
"I mean the thing is that…"
"Oh, I forgot to tell you! Those tickets you gave me for homecoming I gave em to Tony from the pizza palace; free garlic nuggets for life," Jack said and breathed in Milton's face.
"That's great Jack, but seriously I…"
"You getting on that football team is the greatest thing to happen to any of us!" Jack assured my brother who wants to get off the football team. Inside my head I was face palming, this was so not the best timing.
Rudy had come into the dojo with some t-shirts special made for the football games where he would be cheering for Milton. I knew it couldn't be easy for Milton to see how happy he made us after he told me he wanted to quit the team. I convinced him Milton liked the "Krupnick's Krazies" best and almost pushed him into his office. Then I told Milton to go home and just study before the match. I even said he could borrow my notes! So, only Jack and I left in here.
"So, you had ticket's for homecoming?" I asked looking over Jack.
"Yeah, and I still do, I got four, and gave away two of 'em," Jack smiled at me.
"So, you're going or are you gonna give them to Adrian down at the taco place?" I asked.
"Nah, I'm planning to go…with someone special," he said and leaned closer. I smiled as I did the same, but pulled back again,
"Garlic breath – a hug will do!" I called making Jack roll his eyes playfully.
Here I am at the game; as a cheerleader, cheering….
"Ok, it's show time, I'm going up!" Kim said and took Jerry's hand.
"Wait what?" he asked confused as Kim climbed up onto his shoulders, "What are you talking about? Wait a minute!" he was letting out small girly screams as Kim stood up straight on his shoulders. I was looking nervously at the whole thing; it didn't look very good…!
"Give me an s!" she called and the Seaford crowd all yelled the letter, "Give me an e!" once again we all called the letter. "Give a… help!" she exclaimed as she lost her balance. I hurried towards her, but she totally fell of Jerry's shoulder and with her head into a sousaphone. "When I get this thing of my head; you're dead Jerry!" she yelled chasing after him, as he was already running away from her.
A little later it was announced that Eddie had given himself a massive wedgie, so we should all look to the scoreboard. Wow, it was probably very painful, but it was kinda funny.
"Aw, Eddie almost killed himself for me; that is so sweet!" Grace told me, I just nodded looking up at the poor guy… At least he'll get that date! "Yes Eddie, I will go out with you!" she yelled up at him. He waved victorious before wincing in pain. I looked away from Eddie not handling to see the guy like that anymore. I saw Jack coming down from the tribune as he walked over to Milton. I decided not to cut in; it's probably easier for Milton to walk away from the football team if one of his friends says it's cool, instead of his sister…!
"Go get 'em Krupnick!" the coach instructed as he patted Milton on the shoulder. He jogged out on the field and I jogged over to Jack, soon followed by Jerry and Kim. We cheered for the 'foot' as he was gonna kick the ball. The crowd went silent in the anxiety of the ball flying through the goal or not. (Do you call it goal?) As the ball hit full in, we all erupted in cheering. We all high fived before Milton came back over,
"Milton, you did it; we won the game! Party at my house!" a guy at the football team came over.
"Yeah! You know you guys go ahead and get it started without me, I'll catch you later!" Milton smiled.
"Alright," he answered and turned back to the other football players.
"Milton, that was awesome! You did it!" Jack said excitedly, "And even though you're retiring from the team, you should go celebrate your victory with the guys," Jack said lightly punching Milton's shoulder.
"I'm going to," Milton stated, "With you guys." We all cheered slightly for the soon to come celebration with 'the foot'. Two of the cheerleaders walked past us and picked Milton up.
" D!" we began chanting the pep walking after Milton as he was carried along.
"Johohoho, Dana, I didn't know you were here," I heard Jerry say as he side stepped towards a cheerleader. And then…Milton hit the ground…when he lost balance…after Jerry stopped supporting his back…yeah…
"Oooh, sorry Milton that was my bad…. Did you know Dana was here? Oh! She was looking good; Yo Dana you don't mind my pits, right?" Jerry asked stretching his arms up in the air. I closed my eyes, you've seen it once, you're never gonna forget it..!
Ok, finally! Hope you liked the chapter and go check out Polyvore! Tell me what you think in a review and I'll try to update faster for you. I was being a busy-bum with traveling and school, so yeah…sorry!