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Christmas special: mistletoe mishap part 2
Jaune sat hiding behind his bed staring at the door of his dorm room. Rin stood staring at him questionably from the center of the room. Rin just rolled her eyes at Jaune disappointed with him.
"Come on Jaune, just calm down."
Rin said quickly only for Jaune to shake his head at her, the mistletoe on his head waving back and forth.
"No, I need to keep away from Ruby while I have this stupid mistletoe stuck to my head, " Jaune pointed at the mistletoe, "or Yang will crush my balls in a vice!"
Jaune snapped at Rin before ducking under his bed. Rin just sighed shaking her head at Jaune before turning to look at the rooms door as knocking echoed through while Ruby called from the other side.
"Hello! Jaune, Pyrrha, Rin, Nora is anyone in there!"
Ruby called knocking on the door again. Rin sighed at this quickly moving off towards the door of the room.
"Hold on!"
Rin called walking up to the door slowly opening the door. Ruby had her hand held up like she was going to knock on the door again, face holding a slightly surprised look.
"Oh, sorry Rin, didn't mean to keep knocking."
Ruby said with a small chuckle.
"It's ok Ruby, did you need something?"
Rin asked as a look of realization came to Ruby's face.
"Oh, right have you seen Yang?" Ruby asked looking into the room to see Pyrrha in her happy state. "She ran out of the room a few minutes ago."
Ruby said turning to look down the hall. Rin just passed a glance to Jaune's bed where she heard a small bump under the bed. 'He must know something.' Rin thought before turning back to Ruby.
"I'm not sure where she is but she should be back soon."
Rin said getting a nod from Ruby.
"Alright, oh also do you know where Jaune is?"
Ruby asked smiling brightly. Rin just shook her head at Ruby.
"Sorry but he left earlier to head into town and buy a gift for Yang." Rin said waving a hand to the side. "That or he did it to keep Yang from trying to steal a kiss from him again."
Rin said causing Ruby to chuckle nervously.
"Yeah, that seems like a smart idea, Yang really has been going overboard with that." Ruby said letting out a sigh. "Well if you see him tell him I'm looking for him, K."
Ruby said getting a nod from Rin as she turned and ran back into her room. Rin just closed her rooms door turning to Jaune's bed.
"So, mind telling me what happened with Yang?"
Rin asked heading a thump from underneath Jaune's bed then a slight groan as he crawled out from under it.
"Ow, well what makes you think I have anything to do with Yang?"
Jaune asked not really hiding the fact he was involved with why Yang is missing.
"Three reason's, One, when Ruby started knocking you freaked out almost like Yang knew you had the mistletoe. Two, when Ruby mentioned Yang you hit the bed and three you aren't really hiding you know something very well."
Rin said making Jaune flinch and chuckled nervously.
"Right, you might have a guess to what is going on."
Jaune said getting a nod from Rin.
"Yes, I can only assume Yang, ran off looking for you after she saw your mistletoe."
Rin said pointing at the mistletoe on his head. He nodded making the mistletoe bob up and down.
"Yeah basically."
Jaune said nodding at her. Rin just shook her head at him.
"If that is the case what are you going to do when Yang comes around looking for you?"
Rin asked getting a shrug from Jaune.
"Who knows, I was thinking maybe going to the headmistress and ask her to hide me but I rather not go running outside with this thing on my head." Jaune said pointing at the mistletoe on his head standing up scratching his head in thought. "Though I could risk going out if I run real fast but if someone sees me I'm a goner."
Jaune said waving a hand off to the side looking to Rin for some sort of assistance. She just shakes her head at him before sighing.
"Well if that's the case I'll help."
Rin said surprising Jaune causing him to stare sparkly eyed at her.
"Really, you'll help me?!"
Jaune asked barely able to hold back his joy. Rin just chuckles at him.
"Of course, it's the least I could do."
Rin said waving a hand to the side only for Jaune to snatch her up in a hug.
"Thanks' Rin you're a life saver!" Jaune cheered lifting Rin and setting her back down turning around only to stop and turn back to her kissing her on the cheek. "Almost forgot about the mistletoe."
Jaune said turning moving over to the bathroom knocking on the door trying to get Nora out of it so he could shower. Rin just stood by the rooms door a light blush on her cheeks rubbing her cheek. 'That idiot doing whatever he wants.' Rin thought the tiniest bit of a smile on her lips.
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After 30 minutes of persuading and maybe a little bribing, Jaune had finally gotten Nora out of the bathroom so he could take his shower. After another 10 minutes Jaune had come out of the shower fresh as daisies and it seemed Rin had also come up with a plan to get him to the headmistress. At least that is what he had to guess from the sight of the large chalkboard he didn't know their room had. On the chalkboard was a needlessly complicated equation that Jaune had no hopes of understanding. He walked over to his bed sitting down looking to Rin for an answer only to see she had the same confused look on her face. He then turned to Nora who just sat on the floor cross legged and balancing a piece of chalk on her nose. It was an impressive sight, but Jaune wanted answers.
"Nora what's on the chalkboard?"
Nora smiled quickly flicking her head up causing the piece of chalk she had balanced on her nose to fly into the air where she caught it as she shot to her feet. Again, an impressive sight, but it didn't answer his question.
"This my fearless leader,"
Nora cheered only for Jaune to hold his hand up.
"Sorry but I am not fearless seeing as I'm trying to hide from Yang right now."
Jaune said only for Nora to chuck the piece of chalk she had at his forehead.
"Irrelevant!" Nora snapped before coughing into her hand while Jaune rubbed his forehead. "Now Jaune-y this equation is the explanation to how I got that mistletoe stuck to your head. Oh, also nice job showering with that on by the way."
Nora said impressed getting a small smile from Jaune.
"I have some experience in this matter."
Jaune said getting surprised looks from both Rin and Nora. Even Pyrrha who had still been in her strange stupor before she fell back into it rolling on her bed happily chanting to herself again.
"I'm sorry but how could you have experience in this matter?"
Rin asked causing Jaune to chuckle nervously rubbing the back of his head.
"When I was younger one Christmas my older sisters wanted to play a prank on me and well… they stuck a Mistletoe to my head in a fashion very much like this."
Jaune said causing Rin to let her head fall into her hands while Nora held back her laughter.
"Seriously?" Rin asked lifting her head from her hands watching Jaune nod at her. She just went quiet as she took a second to think of something to say next. "What happened after that Jaune?'
Rin asked not sure what she wanted to know the answer to that question. Jaune just cupped his chin in thought.
"I'm not sure, all I remember is when I got out of the house that day and went into town to buy some gifts for my sisters every girl I met along the way ended up disappearing for the rest of day after I gave them a kiss because of the mistletoe."
Jaune said causing Nora and Rin to flinch at this looking around the room slightly worriedly. Both shared a look before turning back to Jaune.
"What happened to the girls?"
Rin asked only for Jaune to shrug.
"Not sure, all I know is that the girls would always get angry with my sisters or run away when they saw them. I even asked but they never told me a thing, either way even if I asked they always changed the subject." Jaune said cupping his chin in thought before shaking his head turning to Rin. "You know that isn't important, what is important is if you figured out how to get me to the headmistress' office without anyone seeing me."
Jaune said shaking the thoughts of his past off.
"Oh right, that is why I drew up this equation." Nora said quickly. "All you need to do is put on your hoodie and hide the mistletoe!"
Nora cheered getting a confused look from Jaune and Rin.
"Um Rin, don't you know how physics work?"
Jaune asked only for Nora to laugh at him waving her hand to the side.
"Oh, Jaune you know nothing of the world don't you."
Nora said ticking Jaune off a little before running up to him lifting his hoodie up onto his head. Jaune was about to protest afraid she would rip his hoodie up only for it to slide onto the top of his head with ease. Jaune didn't hear tearing or feel any resistance of his hood snagging on something. He turned looking to the mirror on his dresser. To his and Rin's surprise the mistletoe somehow magically disappeared the moment his hood came up. He took his hood off to see the mistletoe still there then put it back on for it to disappear again. Jaune turned back to Nora who just stood smiling proudly like she had just succeeded in something amazing. In all truth, she had.
"You know I should never question you on matters like this again."
Jaune said standing up and turning to Rin.
"Well we better get going before Yang shows back up." Jaune said getting a nod from Rin and Nora. Only Jaune stopped Nora as soon as she walked past him quickly leaning forward and kissing her on the cheek. "Don't think I would let you off the hook just because you hid the mistletoe."
Jaune said while Nora yelped in surprise quickly jumping away from him before hiding under her blankets. Jaune just laughed at this smiling at Nora as she called him an idiot before turning to walk out of the room. Rin just stood in the doorway staring impassively at him.
"You seem to be having fun with that mistletoe, aren't you?"
Rin said turning away from Jaune. He just looked at her confused.
"What are you talking about, I am only acting in the spirit of Christmas!"
Jaune cheered thumping his fist against his chest proudly. Rin just rolled her eyes at him before smiling her elbow into his gut. Jaune folded against her arm before she leaned up close to him.
"You know if that's the way you think then you need to kiss every girl around you, people might start getting a bad image of you." Rin said getting nod from Jaune before she leaned up and kissed him on the cheek. "Now keep 10 feet away from me and any other girl you see."
Rin said quickly kicking Jaune down the hall. He just rubbed his stomach and turned back to Rin.
"Alright I'll do my best to not get caught by anyone." Jaune said slightly wheezy before turning and walking down the hall only to stop and turn back to Rin with a slightly confused look. "Before I go could you tell me why you're angry?"
Jaune asked only for Rin to wave and close the door to the dorm room leaving him standing in the hall alone. Jaune quickly made his way out of the dorms only stopping to thank Carla for helping him again. She questioned where the mistletoe went but he brushed the question away before running out of the dorms. Sadly, Jaune ended up bumping into the wrong person when he did. Jaune just stared wide eyed, letting out a loud gulp as he held his hands up before him. Yang just stood smiling toothily at him.
"Sup Hero, looks like you got rid of the mistletoe but don't think that means I will let you wiggle out on giving me my present."
Yang said devilishly causing Jaune to shiver slightly.
"Y-Y-Yang, you are starting to scare me. It almost sounds like you want more than a kiss."
Jaune stuttered out only for Yang to smile at him.
"Of course, I want more."
Yang said as matter of fact only for Jaune to pale at her. 'Time to run.' Jaune thought quickly letting out a less than manly scream and grabbing Yang throwing her to the side so he could run like a bat out of hell.
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Jaune stood in the elevator to Olivia's office pulling twigs from his hair. He let out a tired sigh as he threw the twigs to the side. He quickly shook his head getting the last of the leaves and twigs from his hair in one go before he heard the ding of the elevator. He looked up to watch the doors slide open where he saw Olivia sipping on a steaming mug of coffee. She was dressed in her normal casual attire only this time with a small Santa hat on her head. She lifted her head from some paperwork she was filling put to see Jaune. She waved at him before pointing at the mistletoe sticking from the top of his head.
"What is that about?" Olivia asked questioning smile on her lips. "Don't tell me you are my secret Santa and this is the gift you got me."
Olivia quipped getting a less than pleased look from Jaune.
"Very funny but no, this is thanks to Nora and please keep 10 feet back if you would be so kind."
Jaune said walking over to Olivia's coffee maker and went on to poor himself a mug. Olivia just sat chuckling behind her desk.
"Well now I take it your trip over must have been eventful."
Olivia said getting a nod from Jaune.
"Yep for now is it ok if I hide out up here till the dance tonight. I rather not get caught by any of the girls running around right now trying to get a kiss from me."
Jaune said walking over to the large window of Olivia's office looking down to the school where he saw swarms of girls running around. He winced at the sight. 'Ms. Goodwitch is going to have my balls in a vice when she finds out I am the cause of this chaos.' Jaune thought worriedly only to feel something poke him in the back of the neck. He turned around only for Olivia to sneakily kiss him on the cheek before walking over to the elevator quickly while a blushing Jaune just stood slightly dumbfounded by what just happened.
"Well that is the payment for using my office as a safe house. I'll go and rein in all the students and keep Glynda from giving you detention for the rest of the time you are here." Olivia said walking into an elevator turning back smiling at him. He just stared at her waving back. "Oh, also Beatrice will come up soon to get some paperwork turned in so just tell her to leave it on my desk till I get back."
Olivia said quickly as the elevator doors closed before her. Jaune just nodded at this not sure what to do now but figured it didn't matter as he was safe from Yang and the other crazy women in this school. Jaune went on to just sit down, play a few games on his scroll to kill the time for the next hour till he heard the elevator ding. Jaune turned to watch as Beatrice slowly shambled her way into the room, a small folder of papers tucked under her arm, her thermos in one hand. She looked to Olivia's desk where she saw Jaune sitting in Olivia's chair playing a game. He didn't know what to say now before Beatrice looked down at her thermos.
"What did I put in my coffee?" Beatrice asked herself before looking back to Jaune. "Olivia I think I'm hallucinating because right now you look like Jaune with a mistletoe stuck to your head."
Beatrice said slight slurred shambling up to the desk where she set her thermos and paperwork down. She slowly leaned forward resting a hand on the desk reaching a hand out to Jaune only for the hand she was leaning on to slip out from under her. Jaune quickly shot his hands out catching Beatrice from falling onto the desk.
"Wow Beatrice easy!"
Jaune said quickly holding her up before she looked to Jaune straight in his face hers only an inch away from his.
"Wait Jaune, is that really you?"
Beatrice getting a nod from Jaune.
"Yep it's really me, no hallucinations here."
Jaune said quickly only to get a skeptical look from Beatrice.
"If that was true you won't have a mistletoe stuck to your head."
Beatrice retorted only for Jaune to roll his eyes at her.
"While that would normally be true sadly this time I really do have a mistletoe stuck to my head."
Jaune said getting a small nod from Beatrice.
"Oh, that's good, I really thought I was seeing things." Beatrice said before reaching her arms up around Jaune's neck. "Did you know the mistletoe is a parasite type planet and was originally used for medical use... Now though it's just something people use to kiss people."
Beatrice gave the shortest summary of the Mistletoe's history Jaune had possible heard before Beatrice ended up kissing him. She wasn't shy about the kiss either taking his lips chastely, not letting go for a full 30 seconds of uninterrupted lip lock. Jaune just stared wide eyed and shocked at her unable to resist or pull away. Even when he heard the bell of the elevator ding behind Beatrice. When Beatrice pulled back from him he gave a small nod before lowering her head onto the desk she was leaning on. Jaune just stood wide eyed and shocked staring past Beatrice to Olivia and Glynda standing behind her just before the elevator. Olivia had a devious smile on her lips like she was planning something while Glynda just had a dark blush and a murderous glare. Jaune just stared unable to say anything before letting out a small whimper.
"Mommy."
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Jaune found himself stuck sitting in a chair tied up with ribbons while girl after girl came by kissing him on the cheek. Glynda stood just behind him a deep blush on her cheeks grumbling about how she let Olivia convince her to go along with this. Jaune had to agree with her on that wondering why and how he could have such shit luck. After the little mishap with Beatrice Olivia figured his best punishment would have to be let all the girls he had run from give him a kiss at the dance which is what led to his predicament now. Jaune had to admit though worst things could have happened so he was ok with the situation as it was. Only Yang came up next smiling toothily at him as she came right up in front of him.
"Well hero looks like I get my present after all."
Yang teased leaning forward giving him a kiss on the lips even though he had a sign hanging form around his neck saying 'only kiss on the cheek'. Yang's actions got protests from all the girls in line behind her but Glynda silenced them quickly grabbing Yang and chucking her into the dance with a scolding. Yang didn't seem to give a damn about that just happy she got to kiss Jaune. After Yang came up Blake who looked uninterested in the situation before she leaned up to his cheek and kissed him. Blake had a slight blush about this but hid it with her book quickly walking away. After Blake was Weiss who had a blush just as dark as Glynda's.
"D-don't think this means anything!"
Weiss snapped giving him the quickest kiss on the cheek he had that night. After Weiss was Ruby who just fidgeted lightly blushing a bright glowing crimson.
"I-I'm sorry Jaune."
Ruby said but Jaune didn't think she had anything to apologize for as she gave him probably the most nervously adorable kiss on the cheek she could before running away. Jaune had to admit that one was nice. After words Jaune had been able to get through all the girls, somehow, and his cheek only completely covered in lipstick. Glynda had untied him letting Jaune stand up.
"I have no idea how this qualifies as a punishment!"
Glynda said angrily to herself before glaring at Jaune as he patted himself down.
"Neither do I but it's just how things are."
Jaune said knowing full well that he would never understand Olivia's actions. He was about to turn and leave only for Glynda to stop him.
"Wait let me get rid of that for you."
Glynda said pointing at the mistletoe hanging from his head.
"What you can get this off my head?"
Jaune asked in amazement getting a nod from Glynda.
"Of course, come here."
Glynda said Jaune happily walking up in front of her where she leaned forward kissing him on the cheek shocking him before ripping the mistletoe from the top of his head. Jaune screamed in pain at this while Glynda turned away trying to hide the blush on her cheeks as she threw the mistletoe to the side.
"Now go enjoy the dance."
Glynda said quickly walking away from Jaune. He would have thanked her but his head hurt too much as he felt blood slide down his face. 'I know I should be happy the mistletoe is gone but that hurt too much.' Jaune thought teary eyed as he slowly made his way into the dance.
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AN/ yes I am late but who cares I got it done so hurray you strange reader people get this chapter!
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