After a few hours of crying in a room filled with voidlings, Zed finally had the courage to look into a mirror. To his horror, Shen had done a completely, utterly AMAZING job.

Pink eyeliner blotted Zed's eyelids. His mask was completely covered with pink and purple flowers, all drawn extremely messily. Also, pink sparkly nail polish covered his nails, complete with the ending and all, so it glistened in the dim light. He had purple and pink sparkly eyeshadow, and pink mascara. When he took off his mask (WOAH), his cheeks were blotted a light pink, and extremely hot pink lipstick covered his chapped lips.

"SHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Zed's scream could be heard all the way back in Ionia. (Akali and Kennen opened their eyes. 'What was that?' They both thought) (Master Yi paused in his meditating. "HUSH IM MEDITATING!" He yelled) (Ahri paused, right when she was about to kiss Wukong.) Well that was awkward.

Shen hid in a closet, with the smallest voidling resting on his shoulder. He giggled evilly, and peered from the keyhole to see the new addition on Malzahar's Wall of Photos. The Eye of Twilight pulled out his phone, and quickly sent himself the photo, and he went on Runterra chat, with all the champions of the League. (Right then, Yasuo, Master Yi, Irelia, and Xin Zhao were all chatting about what or who was under Shen/Zed's mask)

Ponytail101: What if Shen and Zed are both a girl?!

Yisus: No, no, they aren't.

Realia98: How do u know?

Yisus:

Yisus: Don't ask

XinSjin: They're probably secretly yordles or something idk

xXTwilightSparkleXx has joined the room.

xXTwilightSparkleXx: Hey guys, check it out.

xXTwilightSparkleXx has sent you a photo.

Ponytail101: ... So... Who is that?

xXShadowLadyXx has joined the room.

xXLightningBoiXx has joined the room.

xXLightningBoiXx: WAIT WHAT.

xXShadowLadyXx: ... 0.0

XinSjin: Who is that... IMPOSTER?

Ponytail101: Hey, don't compare my maid-

Ponytail101: XIN WHY

Yisus: To those who don't know, Mr. Ponytail101 has a tiny secret.

Ponytail101: NO. STOP. YI. WHY.

Yisus: Mr. Ponytail101 also has a very nice baby blue maid costume. It matches, doesn't it? ?

Yisus has sent you a photo.

Realia98: OMG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW I NEARLY STABBED MYSELF WITH MY OWN BLADE. LOLOLOLOLOL

Ponytail101: I HATE YOU YI.

Ponytail101 has left the room.

Yisus: He doesn't ^.^

XinSjin: See? This one looks better than that. Wait is that... ZED?

Realia98: ... I guess Ponytail was right about Zed being a girl.

xXShadowLadyXx: OH MY GOD IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN

xXLightningBoiXx: Uh.. Before you ask. Shen is a boy.

Realia98: Was just about to ask *^*

xXTwilightSparkleXx: Ok. Gotta go. Before that... Maid, comes down in his sparkly pink glory and tries to kill me with a mop. Covered in voidling spit, mind you. Or poop.

xXShadowLadyXx: TMI MUCH

xXTwilightSparkleXx has hurriedly left the room.

Shen clicked his phone off, and rapidly glanced out of the keyhole. There he (she?) was... Zed must have control of his shadows, still. The Pink Master of Shadows slammed open the door.

"We gonna have to throw you out today, eh?" Zed hissed, not even bothering to put his flowery pink mask back on.

Shen grinned sheepishly. 'Yay...' He thought inside his head. Zed picked up the other ninja by the back of his shirt and began to tromp in a sparkling fashion towards the door.

"Ack! Let me down!" squealed Shen, as he was tossed over Zed's shoulder. A few voidlings woke to see what their voidsitters were doing. Along with a stinky bag of voidling poop resting on his back, Shen sighed, lying in an awkward position in the trash can.

"Can you let me out now?" He complained.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please with balance on top?"

"NO!"

"A shadow on top?"

"NO!"

"Umm... I'll trade you my Pichu."

"... Deal."

Finally, Shen was let out, and forced to give up his precious Pichu to the terrible Master of Shadows. Zed cackled evilly. "And, Shen," he said, smirking, "Before you could sob hard, I also took the Dragonaire." He waved the precious Pokemon card in the air.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"