A/N: OMG IM SO SORRY. I've been writing tons of fanfics for the past... What... Months? ;-; And basically set Rivalries in a temporary hiatus. SO sorry. But here's the newest chapter! Be ready for tons of laugh! Also, in future chapters, there will only be rated T stuff, and stuff, mostly violence, censored swearing, and boys or girls kissing. All that stuff you guys are obviously familiar with. :D So... Have fun reading! ~Moondance

[During Shen/Zed's Shift...]

Above the darkness of the ceiling, boards were there to hold up the roof. Perched on a particularly thick board, was a white haired female. She dressed up in tight black clothes, and carried a phone in one hand. An evil smile spread across her face as she snuck around on the ceiling.

Hearing the distressed cry of Zed, her grin spread wider, and finally located the blue outfit of Shen. He... Apparently was doing something to Zed's face, leaning on close. 'WAIT WAIT, WHAT?!' the female was shocked, and nearly fell off the board, 'Zed and Shen are... KISSING?' When she looked around, she noticed Zed's normal armor, set down over in a corner, all in a rumple as if taken off in a hurry.

'GAH!' She screamed on the inside. She quickly snapped a pic, and ran off, her heart beating like rain falling. Diana looked back, a horrified expression on her face, and sprinted out when Shen looked up.

[Present Time]

"Hm... I hope I got paired up with Syndra..." Diana muttered, crossing her legs and looking at the time. It was well past 8:00, the designated meeting time for the pairs. She yawned, and began scrolling through her phone, looking over the Runeterra chat. Apparently, the Demacian group and Noxian group had been shooting very nice words at each other, and... Let's say it was very colorful. She grumbled and leaned her head against the wall.

Finally, sighing, Diana closed the Runeterra Chat, and began to scroll through the photos she took. "Gah!" She screamed, when a voidling suddenly tapped her on the shoulder with a sharp claw, or was it a talon?

But when she turned around, annoyance spread all over her face, it was Leona, her dreaded enemy. "SOLARI!" Diana yelled, sprinting back a good three feet.

"What?" Leona looked hurt. She brushed off dust and what looked like... Voidling poop. An odor spread towards Diana, and she nearly barfed.

"Wash yourself, Solari," Diana choked, "You stink."

Leona looked puzzled, and then sniffed herself. "Meh, not that bad," she shrugged, "Fine, I'll go shower. Lucky I do know where the shower is and I did bring an extra change of clothes."

"Wait," Diana suddenly realized. She had been sitting on a chair that was right next to the wall, "How did you get here? There's no way you could have come up behind me."

Leona grinned. "A little secret I've been exploring since... 5 am?" She shrugged.

"5 AM?" Diana's eyes widened and her jaw gaped. She snapped out of it and closed her jaws with a snap.

"Why yes," Leona smiled, "Sometimes, chatting with people help you. One day I was talking with Malzahar, and he said that he couldn't find a voidling in a chamber. So I went to help him. He showed me a secret door, a false wall, and we searched for the voidling there."

Diana raised an eyebrow, obviously not believing the Solari. Leona sighed. "I'll show you," she muttered, and spoke a few accented chanting words, and the wall rumbled, letting a small crack open. She smiled to Diana, and then pushed back the false wall harder, opening it wide enough for a human to fit through.

"After you," Leona grinned. Diana rolled her eyes and walked through, purposely shoving Leona on her way in.

The corridor was like a place made for voidlings. She smelled voidling poop, food, and the strange metallic smell they give off. Diana nearly threw up when the smells hit her nostrils. She stepped into the darkness, and coughed in the dusty air.

"How can you stand this, Solari?" the Lunari choked, "This... Is absolutely terrible!"

"Well.. It's nothing compared to sleeping in a closed off room in the middle of summer with a bunch of sweaty men who don't know how to bathe," Leona shrugged, flicking on a switch. 'How do you even know how that's like?' Diana thought. Dim lights flickered on the ceiling, and Diana immediately figured Kog'Maw was cleaner than this!

Voidling poop was scattered everywhere. What disgusted her even more, was that there was an odor of... Dead bodies mixed in with the already disgusting stink. (Not to be too descriptive...) "What... Even happened here?" Diana gasped, and nearly choked on her own breath.

"I don't know," Leona shrugged, "Anyway, here's a map of what I've found so far!" She handed Diana a creased, folded up, stained piece of brown tipped paper.

Diana frowned. She unfolded the paper, and looked around. It was complex, and looked quite impressive. She snorted and gave Leona the paper back. "Well, lead me to the living room then," she said.

Leona grinned, "Will can do!" She began to walk, with a spring in her step, dodging the bones and voidling poop.

"Why does Malzahar even have this in his home?" Diana grumbled, swatting a spider that came close to her face.

"Dunno!" replied an overly cheerful Leona. She opened a door, and walked through. Despite being covered in cobwebs and poop, Diana had successfully made it from halfway across the house to the living room. In one piece.

"At least we're out of that filthy place," Diana sighed, "Well, that place would be great for spying."

"Oh yes!" A devilish smile came onto Leona's face, "I was spying on Malzahar and Talon a few-"

"WAIT WAIT!" Diana exclaimed, alarmed, "When was this?!"

"Oh just a few days ago, before Malzahar left on his trip," Leona shrugged, "Anything got to do with it?"

Diana shook her head. "Anyway," Leona continued, "Take a look at the photos I took!" She brought out her golden phone, and tapped a few buttons. "Here."

Diana took the phone, and nearly dropped it. "Did TALON buy the pink maid dress for Malzahar that Zed wore?!" She screeched.

"Yep! Look at Malzahar's face!" Leona grinned, pointing to a different picture. The two burst into laughter, seeing the hilarious expression on the normally poker-faced Malzahar.

"You have any... Funny pictures?" Leona wheezed, clutching her stomach in a feeble attempt to stop laughing.

"Oh, I took a photo the other day..." Diana took out her silver phone, and scrolled through her photos until she reached the one she took from spying on Shen and Zed.

"OH MY GOD!" Leona screamed, "So the ships ARE true!"

"What ships?" Diana asked, curious, "Like the sailboats?"

"No, like Shen x Zed! Stuff like that!" Leona exclaimed, zooming in on the pic, "Haven't you EVER read fanfiction?"

"Um... No," Diana admitted, "I've been too caught up in spying."

"Hey, wanna be spying partners?"

"Sure, Solari." The two enemies fist bumped.

"Time for our first victim?" Leona grinned.

"Yeah."

Notes from Moondance

Okay I'm still here. These are a few explanations you may want to take a look at? I hope it'll help with your understanding of this fanfiction.

-I wrote half in like... September or August. And just currently finished the chapter a few days ago. So writing style may improve for the second half.

-Diana and Leona both have iPhones.

-Imagine Malzahar truly horrified. Yep. That's his face.

-And in future chapters or extras, there will be mention of Diana and Leona's victims.

-This is more of like, a friendship relationship (haha xD that was hilarious. No it wasn't) but may develop in other chapters

Upcoming... An extrachapter of laughter!